The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“My lord, please help me!! I can't help it. ”

The elf's long peach blossoms in front of her face, her eyes are full, her green hair is smooth and beautiful, her little mouth is red and dandelious, she only looks at the appearance, calling it the great beauty of the affected people of the country.

But at this moment, the weeping pear blossoms with rain, looking at my peach blossoms eyes full of sincerity and pleading, suddenly fell into my arms, but I hurriedly pulled open the tugged robe. Silently took a step back and pulled the distance.

“What's the matter? Don't forget, you're a law enforcement officer and a man! ”

Yes, this elf is crying terribly in front of him, and the clever, resolute Elf First Defender of the Supreme Court, Coros. Einstein.

Elf men are inherently neutral, and Koros is regarded as the number one beauty in the justice system. It is always doubtful whether the work cards are filled with the wrong gender, and the precedent of being dragged into the ladies' room. He himself is very difficult, and he works hard to show his manhood on a daily basis.

Others are wearing silver masks, which means renouncing their personal identities and fair justice, and, as far as I know, Koros is wearing masks after work, and mask collecting habits and manufacturing habits in a certain sense.

He is said to have a collection of judicial masks full of cabinets. Those exquisite silver mask elves have been carved with their unique craftsmanship. Secret silver silk, elf gold gems and other valuables are expensive. The elf craftsmanship is excellent enough to paint the landscape map of Sulphur Mountain City on the mask, but the mask is also part of the uniform. How can it be different, in order not to affect the work, so his carved small without magnifying glass is indistinguishable, that is, all paid for nothing, it is white carved...

Even so, he went to see the treasure every day, at least a few times, and didn't take off the bath or sleep... For what? Everybody's counting, but no one's stupid enough to break it.

In the past, these masks did give courage and dignity to this female-faced elf defense attorney. His innate subtlety made him more knowledgeable about the law, and his faith in and love for the law made me respect it. In my eyes, without looking at the outside, he was also an extremely good defense attorney. This is the first time I have encountered him when he lost his mask and cried for help.

“Calm down, Coros, take a deep breath. What happened? The Iwo Mountain Prison was looted and the criminals escaped? ”

Koros shook his head hard, tears scattered, and wet my sleeve.

Someone is already pointing the finger, and in order not to be questioned about sexuality, and not to become the number one news spoken by corrupt women in different worlds, I took another silent step back and distanced myself from it.

“Is the dragon attacking the city? Have you notified the owner? ”

Still shaking his head, it doesn't look like it.

“It was the Warcraft that attacked the city..." I asked several of the most likely answers in a row, but still just shook my head, and finally, when Koros gasped, I said to myself.

“It's the sad wind. It's the sad wind of the half dragon. Eloise, this change. He's out of line! ”

At this time, the beauty wiped away the tears and remembered that she was still in court, trying to squeeze out a smile, the beauty laughed after the rain, said that the upper ink was faint... I heard a shout and scream behind my back, I silently took another step and pulled the distance by three meters.

And then, in his narrative, I mapped out where things were going.

The half-longer hunter with a special hobby, after the passage of two bills against him, "Chong Things” and “Lover” were taken away, and he was hit hard, but soon he rose again...

He is no longer a veterinary hunter. He has changed to a veterinarian, specializing in chong maternity gynaecology...

It's nothing at all. The veterinary king hunter already knows the animals very well. It's even better to treat chong objects. As a veterinarian, he practiced for a week. His patient and caring care skills have been greatly appreciated, and he has created his own "touch of love", which makes chong objects calm, only to...

“I went to the doctor with my little white, and I met that change. The attitude, the change. The posture there is the doctor, obviously playing with everyone's chong objects with dirty tricks, he smiled proudly at me, while playing with my little white... woooo, white is so naive, and happy to lick his fingers... I, I'm going to kill him and avenge my insulted little white!! ”

If I remember correctly, Xiaobai is his chong dog...

Koros' crying woefully miserable relatives, as a Druid-born wild elf, abhorred this unnatural act, and as a law-enforcer, Koros defended it. The act of tragic wind is a disregard for the dignity of the law. Don't look at Koros crying like a young girl at this moment, I do not hesitate to see the truth of his killing of tragic wind.

And with my knowledge of his dead brain, after the crime will definitely come from the first begging for death, maybe this is the time to resign as a law enforcement officer, along with that perverted, perverted.

I'm a little speechless. If you think that this kind of thing makes a proud man so disgraceful to die in the line of duty, you really don't know how to deal with it.

So I had the guts to say to the back.

“Stop watching jokes and help me change that. Please, this is the first time I've met someone who can disregard my laws so much. ”

“Yes, my lord. ”

“Yes, my lord, now. ”

Sure enough, a dozen answers went off at the same time, and the bastards were hiding in the corner of the wall watching the jokes.

And Coros finally remembered that this was a public place, and he stood up hastily, but he was so full of expectations and trust that he didn't know how to respond.

I don't have a big office. I changed with that one. The state is across the desktop, but I don't know what to say for a while.

Are we going to re-legislate and ban this guy from being a vet? No, it's a joke when it comes to the past, when it comes to the past, when it comes to someone.

Moreover, successive changes to the law are in themselves taboo, which amounts to a problem for society as a whole with the original law and has serious negative consequences for the dignity of the law and the judiciary itself.

Kill each other directly? But it's easy to do, but the proportionality of crime and punishment is also the basic principle of justice, which is a change. Posture, but no sin can die.

From the point of view of judicial fairness, failure to catch a criminal conviction directly obliterates the other party and simply denies the existence of a foolish act of value throughout the justice system.

Sorry, he's not guilty, he's just fulfilling a chong woman. The doctor's duty, careful caressing of the cute chong objects, some “touching” is inevitable..... I guess he will definitely argue this way, and it makes perfect sense, we have no proof...

This is the first time I've felt so powerless in a chair.

“Can't kill, can't close, can't just watch him go on with his filthy, cute chong stuff? The Allied forces of the Cathedral Church have not changed. Difficult to deal with. ”

Tragic wind. Ero's eyes turned and he seemed to be paying attention.

“My lord, may I return now? I still have work to do. A lot of chong objects need to be queued up.”

The man looked like he was smiling, but he was actually demonstrating to me. “Is the Supreme Court good? Still can't take it. ”

“Normal methods are not suitable, evil doors are crooked I am also good at it, defamation, rumors, sticks, planting, not too easy to kill you.” Just when I'm not going to play cards as usual, clean up the change in front of me. When the posture, a voice sounds in the ear.

“Master, according to your plan, we just need to go to jail alone, isn't he a good fit..."

So I laughed, and I measured the person in front of me.

“It's like a change that should go to jail. Attitude, good fit, um, good. ”

Attention, I raised two fingers.

“Let's make a judicial deal. Two things, I did it, I will give you a chong material maintenance certificate, you will not be a veterinarian anymore, as long as you do not influence the social atmosphere in public place, what should you do home, I just don't see it. ”

Yes, sad wind hobby, this is just a moral level of evil, as long as it doesn't go public enough to cause negative social impact, to corrupt the social atmosphere, haven't touched my red line, can barely tolerate it, but... look at this person's disgusting smile, I feel disgusted, I can't wait to kill him with a death finger!

Close my eyes and don't look at the delightful smile of the half dragon man in front of me. After half a day, I calmed down my emotions and restrained my killing intentions.

“The first, apologize to Koros, um, is the elf defense attorney you made cry about, how everyone else has defended you, so much in return for virtue, how can it be true? ”

“Yes, yes, my lord, I apologize to Ms. Koros immediately!! ”

“Yes, sir!” Not surprisingly, I saw a half dragon full of surprises, I continued.

“Second, you give me a case, I put you in Iwo Mountain Prison, and I want you to do something for me in there. ”

“What?! ”

“Jailbreak!! … ”

When that sad wind left, I was busy with the work that had accumulated over that period of time, and four or five hours had passed by the time the moon fell to the western mountains.

And when I stood on the windowsill and watched the scene of peace and prosperity outside, I was somewhat exclaimed.

“Sulphur Mountain City has been peaceful for too long. Peace is enough for some to forget who they are. ”

“Isn't that your credit? Are you bragging again? ”

As usual, I'm not in the mood to argue with her at this moment.

“No, thanks to Adam and Margaret, who sheltered the city in the wildly infighted underground world, but apparently someone has forgotten their favors and is reminding them of time. ”

Eliza nodded.

“The traitors will never be forgiven, in fact, according to the rules of the underground city, we can clean them up directly, which is also the opinion of most high-ranking scouts of bystanders..."

“This is Sulphur Hill City, and we're all equal, and there's no power, well, at least not on the surface. It's a tough peace. Well, apparent peace must be cherished. Let's follow the rules of Mount Iwo. We need" accidental ”evidence of the traitors and the accidental death of some. ”

“Yes, as long as it creates confusion, our stalkers begin to gather evidence, and as long as it is conclusive, it is time for the Trial and Law Enforcement Chambers to come forward. ”

“Are trackers and magic tracking marks ready? I don't want a criminal to really escape. ”

“Yes, it's all ready, the magic tracking mark has been placed in the prison's drinking water and won't disappear in three months enough for you to get them all back. Three thousand and six hundred of our bystanders will be on the move, and as long as there are fewer than a thousand escapees, an innocent citizen will not be harmed. ”

“Well, let the dog out and bite. Sulphur Mountain City is so peaceful, how can I use a knife to remove rotten meat? ”

Releasing the prisoner into a snake hole is a game of chess, and when I spoke to the Four Days King, it took a lot of effort to get them to support me in my actions.

“Yes, bystanders will force special fugitives to flee to the right place, and even if they don't, our insiders will lead them. But I was just worried that the wind would really make it out of jail. ”

“Don't underestimate him. Take a look at this. ”

Looking at the document in front of you, Eliza, who has always been unchanged, was also surprised.

“Impossible, Golden Beast King Hunter! Master Beast? ”

“Yes, this is the natural advantage of the perennial species, as long as it takes, it always gets stronger, and the King of Beasts hunter is indeed a natural trainer, his love of beasts,,,,,, Forget it, forget it, it's disgusting. Read this report again..."

“Target X goes to jail for less than an hour, asks all inmates in the same cell to apply for a room change, and someone yells, 'Don't let me and that change. Together, if I don't change cells, I'm going to die. At the same time, there are really prisoners crashing against the wall and begging to die...’ That's too much!! ”

“... not only that, but there was also a 'squeak’ in the cell. He must have summoned the rats to help… I hope it was just a jailbreak and I don't want to go down again. ”

Unbeknownst, the slaughter was easily suppressed and boiled again.

“Do you have to do this? There are no impervious walls in the world, release prisoners, if the wind leaks, to your reputation..."

“Even if it doesn't, it's just that the justice system broke out of jail, that a guard is not strict, that the punishment for demotion is inevitable, that is, Adam doesn't punish, and I will ask for it. ”

Half a day later, Eliza continued.

“Is it worth it to suppress your reputation? ”

“If a man's reputation and prestige are higher than that of the supreme leader, that leader is no good. If you want to help Annie take the lead, then do the whole set. Besides,"

“Besides? ”

“The tide of a new era is approaching, this catastrophe cannot be stopped by anyone, in the changing times, my fame is what I have earned. And,,,,"

“And you wonder if little Annie will be touched by your sacrifice. ”

I was surprised, but I heard her continue choking.

“Huh, with each other? Oh, by her nature, she'll just piss you off, piss you off, ignore you. Better ignore you forever! ”

Looking at the frozen expression in front of me and in the past, the reddish-faced half-demon girl, I ghost made God say a bad word.

“Are you jealous? Jealous of me being nicer to Annie than you are? ”

Then, instantly, the office air stopped... watching the poisonous maid go all the way to Red Xia's ear, and the eyes filled with shame, and I started praying for my collectibles.

“Damn, she's wrong, she'll take revenge!! ”

Strangely, she kept a strange silence for half a day before squeezing out a sentence.

“If I'm really jealous, you..."

Eliza's voice is getting louder and louder and louder.

“What?”

When I hung my head to make jokes about what I was going to do to ease the atmosphere, suddenly, the office door was opened and Koros rushed in, and Eliza, who had blushed, instantly disappeared into the shadows.

“My lord, no good, there has been an escape from Sulphur Mountain City Prison!!! ”

“Panic for what? This is not the plan. ”

“may…. It wasn't our plan. That changed. The state hasn't dug the wall yet, the other place just broke out, someone attacked the prison! This is a real escape!! The prisoners have escaped!! The situation is out of control. ”

“Psst! This is the sound of my squeezed wooden chair guard, and then out of control, and the suffocating magic siphon.

The next second, the whole world twisted, the colorful world turned black and white, Eliza was cast out of the shadows, and Koros was stormed out of the door by the magic of the storm.

“These bastards are so tired of living, they dare to make trouble on my bottom card!! That short-sighted bastard, I'll kill your family!! ”

Well, at the door of this office, that little bastard's speech, eventually became the black history of the ever polite insomniac Lord Justice...

PS. Now that someone mentioned the wrong word, let's change it from scratch...

ps2, I changed it N times before realizing that the chong word of the CHONG object was blocked..... I can't, the pinyin will be there.