The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The underground city of Vikestandi, the “Platinum City” in its spelling, is in a very special location, between several active volcanic rocks, a rocky middle town, and the endless lava river separates the city from the surrounding area.

If you want to enter a high-hanging air pavilion, you only have to go through a passageway ladder under the city, and if you encounter an external enemy, simply block those passageways, or simply fill them with water and poison the smoke, you are basically isolated from the outside world.

Between the rock walls behind the city, the exit to the ground was drilled, allowing it to run the business of two traffickers, both on the ground and in the underground world, making it even more selective to face the crisis.

In the underground world, security is a rich condition far above all else. Soon, after attracting countless businessmen to settle in, it became a distant business. Apart from the fact that the goblins insisted on using its original name, other races are commonly known as Vitans.

The excellent location of Vitamin City, its difficult terrain, makes the city a true golden city in the underground world, and the goblins who discovered and built it make a fortune… Of course, in the underground world, the lack of strength to possess treasures and wealth is the greatest original sin.

The walls of the terrain cannot defend the dagger behind it and the breath of Feilong. After a series of conspiracies and calculations, the original goblin founders have disappeared into the wind. Today, there is no city owner, the most famous unruly neutral city.

None of them, because of the complexity of the city's ingredients, and the power of every underground city owner, anyone who became a city owner could be killed the next day, so this became a very strange land of ignorance.

“Reserve a common upward channel, a brokerage for other city dealings, diplomacy”, and gradually taste the sweet underground city owners and the underground hegemonics form a consensus.

This is also why Vitan is the place where the covenant is concluded. After all, in the land of the Dark Pokémon, the Grey Dwarves and the Orcs will be upset. In the land of the Orcs, the Pokémon, the Dwarves and the humans will not accept it. In the Dragon City, first of all, we must have a pair of wings. In the case of a dominant commercial urban alliance such as the Goblin, everyone will be upset because of the high cost of entry and accommodation.

Unruly Vitans are naturally the only option.

Seventeen giant metal titans and his escort's perpetual night scepter have spread throughout the underground city after a shocking trip into the city a week ago, and Annie Shaw, owner of Mount Iwo, has gradually gained some fame.

And now I'm dressed in robes and cloaks, wandering in a city that has a lot of similarities to Mount Sulphur.

To say that Vitan is similar to Mount Iwo, it is also a few multi-ethnic mixed cities, there is no so-called underground city nobility, and it is also close to famous prosperous commercial cities, but in my eyes, it is a completely different place.

Apart from the unacceptable neighborhood of the dead, the majority of the ethnicities of Mount Iwo are mixed. In a small shop, in a patrol team, in a barbershop, perhaps each member is of a different ethnicity. In Mount Iwo, relative equality between ethnicities has become a habit, and slaves and such are simply unacceptable.

And in this city, the slave trade is extremely developed, there is even a specialized slave market and slave ring, although there are many races, but the division between races is obvious, let alone the water, the barriers between races are strong, the clandestine struggle, like the two human beings just dragged into the Orc Zone by the Wolf Cavalry, I'm afraid they will never come out again.

“... this must be the elf district, and only they will be so idle. ”

Pokémon are recognized artistic clans whose quest for beauty and art is endless, as is the exiled Dark Pokémon, but they are underestimated if they are merely carved on buildings, sculptures and paintings.

The giant rocks that hang from the top of the rock wall in front of you are carved into a wonderful and unique statue of a beautiful woman, who wants to refuse to welcome her back, the lifted lips, the temptation to keep her arms out of sight. The confusion curve always reminds me of certain things that are not suitable for children.

“Uncle Bone, look at this sword, it's beautiful!! ”

Since it was a private interview, naturally not too many people, wearing the same cloak behind them, naturally it was the embassy's nominal leader, Annie, and my external conscience, Eliza.

At this moment, Annie is waving a secret silver thin sword with a slender sword like a needle and a golden rose pattern on it, engraved with two parallel fallen angels on the handle of the sword, wings unfolding and seemingly floating up in the sky.

The bright blade of the blade shows that he is not just a decoration, but a murder weapon enchanted by poisonous properties. At least, that dark-skinned elf merchant is trying to convince young city owners to believe that.

[Artwork: Sword of the Fallen Angel]

[Attack: 0-5 (+1 Toxin Damage) Quality: Excellent]

[Special effects: None, oh, no, she still has a special effect, at least to show that you're rich enough and stupid enough to buy this gorgeous and dishonest thing, maybe wave it against the sun, maybe he can still shine your opponent's eyes.

[Vulnerability: fragility. When colliding with weapons of good standing, there is a 70% chance of breaking them directly. - Ash on! That elf fool sculpted his sword for beauty!

[This is a typical Pokémon work of art, decorated gorgeously, carved, expensive, handcrafted, and then, useless! Are you planning on taking art to war? Or are you going to mark you as an artist on the headline? Let's go pick a dwarf's dumb fat ass.]

At this moment, I am a little speechless in the face of Annie, who waves her sword vigorously and leaps to try it. What do you mean by system acknowledgment that you are a work of art, and what system acknowledgment that you are a piece of waste? The products of the elves are as useless as ever.

It is true that the pursuit of art and beauty is immense, but if this degree is achieved, using precious enchanted metallic silver as a sword body, due to the overengraving, the sword body is brittle than ordinary weapons, it is not the end of the book.

Equivalent weapons, elf craftsmen always do so beautifully, but that excessive decoration, for the sake of aesthetic adjustment to the utility of the weapon, always allows them to make something very silent, such as the elf's fine sword in front of them, such as the more famous elf lock armor.

Known for its * * legal compatibility, ordinary metals can have a huge impact on the application. Even battle magicians who often have a first-class physical fight are often forced to choose robes rather than metal armor with better defenses, while elf masters have invented this elf lock called "Song of Harmony”, which claims to make the magicians as comfortable as they are in cloth, without affecting the application at all.

In fact, it did, and the rejoicing kingdom of elves paid a huge price to popularize this series of lock armor, but found a little problem..... this lock armor is less defensive than cloth!

Lock armor is typically made up of solid locks that are twisted together to provide a reliable defense, but the song of harmony Lock armor hollow metal locks are broken as soon as they are touched and have no defense against metal weapons.

Sometimes, in order to avoid a roll on the arrowstone, a ground lock was broken. After that, it took several hours to pinch them up, put them together, put them on with a hard scalp, and disguise everything as good. After all, the poor soldier couldn't afford to pay for the four zeros of lock armor.

Then the Pokémon Court investigated the design and tried to improve it, but then found that it was precisely the thought that there was enough hollows to allow magic to flow freely on the practitioner, but hollows to this point, do not want to increase defense, thickening is the same as other metal protective equipment, fundamentally this design idea is contradictory, naturally cannot improve.

The precious metals of that kingdom's treasury were thus depleted, and the country was soon wiped out by the Dead Spirit Natural Disaster. The Song of Harmony Lock A also became a symbol of Pokémon equipment that was gorgeous and untrue...

To be honest, I don't know what to do with the precious metals in those warehouses. Deep processing and enchantment have deprived them of the possibility of reprocessing. Finally, throw them away to the elf craftsmen and turn them into sculptures and other works of art.

This is also why Pokémon products are not popular in the underground world, but are deeply sought after among the aristocrats of the earth's human kingdom, where the best weapon and equipment sold will always be the Grey Dwarf's "stupidity.”

Of course, the elves themselves won't admit it, they think it's a slander of short-lived species, "We've had enough time to improve, and you're the eyes red on our art cells. You stupid, short-sighted things are good for burning firesticks with dwarves ugly. ”

The same is true of the giant female elf sculpture in front of me, and it seems that someone still thinks that she is a statue of the Rose God, or a necessity of some magical ritual, but even if the system doesn't tell me directly that it is [some * * * * * sculpture of the sculptor Xinyi], I can probably guess it is the result of another genius of elf art.

Hanging upside down on the rock wall, it takes floating magic to reach large sculptures up to 100 meters, beautiful wheels, attracting countless eyes, but still only sculptures.

If we let human craftsmen do it, we'd have to form a team of 400 people, work together for five or six years, but if it's elves, it might be some big artist who suddenly goes crazy, and one person spends hundreds of years here, making something meaningless.

In front of elves with an average lifespan of a thousand years, they can afford it, but humans don't have the spare time...

When the patience test with Rose's supreme priest and son, Kaya, came to an end, she left a clean letter asking me to come to the elf district of Vitamin to discuss it directly after I had grinded the third mother-in-law in a row to bid her farewell.

At this moment, Eliza behind me succeeded in convincing Annie to abandon the sword on the grounds that she was about to hold secret talks and that it was inappropriate to communicate too much with local businessmen..... well, the artwork.

“Please ask Lord Annie to focus on business, purchasing and other miscellaneous matters, which can be entrusted to us.” The words were filled with venom, as usual, but since Annie found herself saying she couldn't win, well, of course there were factors that couldn't beat this sister, she also began to get used to ignoring the malice in the other person's conversation.

But looking at this situation, I frowned. Annie was the owner of our planned city, and Eliza was most likely the future president of the administration, the president of the Supreme Court and other high-ranking officials. If they didn't get along well, even hostile, Iwo Mountain City would probably be in a big mess in the future.

“Ming Ming Eliza can be very polite to everyone, how can she be so hostile to Annie... it seems that she should still have a chance to talk to her. ”

Suddenly, the elf guard in front of her opened to both sides, and then a tall dark elf priest came out of the shadows and was behind her. But a lot of gorgeous, proud dark elf women...

“Seventy-two dark elf cities in the underground world, more than twenty first family mothers, deducting factors too far away to reach, Rose and her priests ruled at least half the dark elf cities. Now, is this a demonstration? ”

This is, of course, a demonstration in which no master here in his own underground city has much less authority and power than the owners of Mount Iwo, so that the silent line of hands highlights the authority of Kaya and is undoubtedly a silent oppression.

“Mortals, if you know humility, you deserve to sit flat with my men. ”

But I laughed.

The Emperor will never compare authority with the farmers, and the real authority and the victor will not need extra decoration to set up this ranking, which can only show her lack of heart, her worry and fear for the strength of Mount Iwo, what she wants to suppress this nascent hegemonic.

“Oh, it looks like the scene you went into town, it worked well. ”

That day, when we entered the city, 17 big Roland robots stormed directly into the door.

After being intercepted, one of the two black dragons guarded the door slammed into a bunch, and in the midst of a mixed war, the city's alloy gates were ”accidentally" smashed, demonstrating the robust strength and sturdy materials of the giant robot.

Afterwards, I asked Annie to announce on the spot that these big robots, all weapons and equipment to be auctioned in Mount Iwo City, were causing a huge wave.

This is much more beneficial than any propaganda, exaggeration, and everyone will wonder, "This kind of war machine that can kill dragons independently is not worth selling, so does Mount Sulphur have a stronger base card..."

This is naturally my bluff, and at this point, I have to think of the cut-off time and Rowie's debriefing.

“My lord, Roland Nos. 3 to 18 are fully assembled, and if the operator is a Gold Class combat profession, he should be able to play half his legendary combat strength. ”

At that time, I was surprised. After all, the Roland II appearance of collision was still in front of me. How could it easily crush the legendary power of fierce warfare? Although it may not necessarily reach the saints in the world, it should not be far apart. At present, it is only half legendary, it really makes people feel shrinking water.

Soon, however, I learned from the explanation what happened.

“Roland Two is the prototype! The prototype is to prove that the design philosophy is the right thing to burn money, no matter how much you pay for it and how much rare metal you use. Hundreds of engineers brought their own treasure. One of the masters even used his ancestral Titan heart to achieve that power. If you want other Roland to achieve that power, I'm afraid, we engineers can do it, and you can't pay the bill. ”

Soon, I got validation from the engineers. Whatever the engineering robot is made up of power sources, exoskeleton mechanics, engines, and transmission. The heart of Titan is a heart-shaped gem that condenses after Titan's death, rich in the power of the highest lightning, and the highest power source.

After all, the world is relatively balanced, and the power of the legendary cannot be accelerated. Even if I create a powerful armored enclosure, without enough top power, it is not possible to create more powerful armaments.

In fact, in this strange world where fossil energy is just starting out and rockets can fly, excellent power sources are often only hunting super monsters, which is undesirable. It is the power core that can provide powerful power that is fundamental to the ability of engineering machinery to use its power.

Speaking of which, I have to recall a somewhat similar experience.

Didn't I use the system for the monthly lottery before, when I just pulled a weapon over the super weapon - a magical prop shrink light from the face of a blue raccoon!

At the time, I was happy with the mess. I thought the messy system had finally worked once, giving me a really good equipment to work with, but then I knew I had been pitted again, happy too early, and underestimated the system's lower limit...

Shrinking the lights is true, but... there are no batteries inside!!

Looking at the unusable shrinking lights and instructions, I couldn't help but cry for the system to let me exchange a battery....... unfortunately, the bastard system didn't want me to grasp the peak causal artifact at first, so how could I promise to exchange it?

After three lucky draws targeting batteries, only getting the same battery-free bamboo dragonfly aircraft, some eye cowboy's toy pistol, and an unknown hot tub, I grasped the pit spirit of the system and decided to become self-reliant.

Later, after determining that the engineering of this event did not have the concept of small-scale artificial energy (batteries) at all, I hung my head and collected countless chemical books before realizing that, according to the industrial level of the Aishi mainland, to make this kind of thing, first solve a series of bottlenecks such as chemical electrolytes, conductive metal electrodes and so on, and to solve these obstacles, and also want to overcome a new series of technical difficulties, wait for the completion of all the required technological tree spots, conservatively estimating two or three hundred years later, it is still a miracle, I helplessly abandoned my ambition to start an industrial revolution in the Aishi mainland.

Cough, it's far-fetched again, let's get down to business.

Upon learning that Roland II was going to be strong before it didn't explode, but that the post-3 machine was only able to achieve the strength of a quasi-legendary melee profession, I revised the plan directly.

All Roland systems are based on the shape of number two, no difference is allowed, even the number behind Roland has to be erased, absolutely indistinguishable.

And then it was simple, after a "The Brave Fighting the Evil Dragon” by Roland II, the other Roland people behind it became the most powerful threat... to be honest, every time it made me unhappy for half a day, but unfortunately, the change of name proposal still couldn't be agreed.

In the eyes of the informed, it is the existence of a crushing legend combined with sixteen and a half legends, which is frightening to ordinary underground city owners. After all, an ordinary underground city owner is a legend, but what does it count for an underground superior who has three digits of underground city? But now, after performing the scene, in the unknown eyes, it is thirteen holy war weapons, that is, underground city superiors should also be careful.

And then the announcement of the auction, shocked by the terrible tragedy of selling thirteen saints at random in Iwo Mountain City, I could make a lot of money, at least, recovering all the material and labor costs.

“If neither side is on a horizon and talks about any cooperation, it will be swallowed up and merged. ”

And what I've worked so hard to create has been achieved, and the fact that the daughter of the true god Rose, Kaya, the supreme leader in the name of all the dark elves, is now putting up enough momentum to prove everything.

“You're sleepless, aren't you? May the footsteps behind the spider ring in your ears. Maybe we can talk. You and me, private, secret. ”

Kaya's voice carries a peculiar magic, like a lover who is talking about love, like a sacred priest who is preaching, makes people want to hear more.

But right now, I hear her talking and... Invitationally, the mothers behind them laughed.

Under the weird and proactive romance of the Dark Pokémon, this seemed like a vague, ambiguous invitation, and actually “* *, let's open a room” was generally rude and rude.

“May the footsteps behind the spider ring in your ear” is not a good word, it seems to be that the god she believes in bless you, but it is also a vicious curse. Rose is the god of the spider, and the spider has no footsteps. When she deliberately makes a drumming point like footsteps, it is just to remind you of her coming, or that she intends to kill you, and wants to see more of the ugliness of your survival.

“For years, the elves have still enjoyed playing this game, adding some sarcasm and curse to their greetings. If you don't hear it, you can laugh out loud at your lack of knowledge and your race's short life span and lack of accumulation. ”

However, this set did not work for me. In the past few years, I have even seen and led the demise of several centuries-old elf kingdoms, and countless precious books have become my collection. What is the irony of such a joke?

“Dear Ms. Kaya, thank you for your kind regards. May the eight eyes behind the spider stare at you forever, hoping that the candlelight will come to you soon. ”

Again, this is not a good word. Rose's cruelty and cunning, suspicious, good change, jealousy (due to her poor reputation, almost any negative adjective can be followed by her) are well known in the world. How can there be good things to be watched by her, candlelight god? It's just a waxed demon, this evil creature is Rose's messenger, and when it comes, it's definitely a series of conspiracies and troubles, and the good completion doesn't necessarily have to be rewarded, the bad completion, maybe, you can go see Rose directly, um, go to the soul, stay in the flesh..... for the mother-in-law, this kind of superior, it's better not to see.

My blessing is a personal disaster, but for Reverend Rose, being valued by a superior god is naturally a good thing... so Kaya can't refute it either.

But after eating a dumb kaya, the clouds smiled lightly.

“Your knowledge and wisdom deserve our respect as a man of great wisdom who can create the power of the law alone. Let us leave the end of the line and elaborate on the issues that concern us all. ”

Speaking, he reached out and tried to get me to kiss him.

But then Kaya reached out and stopped in the middle of the air, because I took a quiet step back and let Annie out behind me.

“Nice to meet you. I'm Annie. Annie. Levin, the next owner of Iwo Mountain City, Uncle Sleepless said I should talk to you. ”

With a cheerful smile, Annie greets Kaya and holds her hand directly to shake it vigorously.

At this moment, Kaya looked at me unexpectedly, ignoring this “puppet small-town owner” from the outset for the dark elf who regarded her struggle for power and status as instinctive, even less understandable that I had an overwhelming advantage in all respects, but let Annie represent the behavior of Mount Iwo.

And I stepped back and looked at everything in front of me silently, saying something that was unbelievable, and I was not sure what Annie could do. After all, I asked her to talk beforehand, but didn't reveal how to talk about it.

“We can't spend half your life with you, it's a cultivation, it's a test... come on, little Annie. ”

“Humph! My lord, you have a lot of emotional context. The fiancée is different. But, Annie Jr., it doesn't look like a necrophilia, so I need to be prepared to comfort you at the 999 heartbreak. “

“Don't make that up! People will believe it!! Ninety-nine hundred and ninety-nine times, only forty-six broken hearts! It hasn't reached three digits...”

“Master, I have to remind you that the elves have good long-eared hearing, you said so loud, the heartbreak record grandmothers have heard, it seems that a few of you are constantly looking at your lower body, from their wind rating, are going to try a new flavor and eat a millennial chicken like you. Perhaps I'll pack you a red envelope afterwards. But..."

He also pushed his glasses, with a slight curve at the corner of his mouth, revealing a seemingly sympathetic and sarcastic gaze....

The meaning of the phrase is clear. “You bone only guy, still thinking about women? ”

“I... I don't want a red envelope!! I want to be resurrected." In speech, someone is preparing for tears.

“So, if you have flesh, are you willing to be eaten by these old women who can be your grandmother? That's dirty.” A maid takes the opportunity to chase...

7000 words accidentally, accidentally late.... keep asking for cheque support.....