The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

On the south-western outskirts of Vitamin City, there is a courtyard wall and a small castle, once home to a large businessman of grey dwarves and his long-time mercenary regiment.

In the underworld of weak meat, money is often forced to deal with power, big businessmen are often close to big warlords, but unfortunately, the mercenary regiment chosen by the grey dwarf is a little ambitious, and less than three months after accepting employment, he kills his own boss and runs away with the roll.

Then, the land was acquired by another businessman at a very cheap price, who had some business dealings with the city of Sulphur Mountain, so he symbolically added a little price and sold it to us.

Personally, I love this location. Although it's a little far from the center and a little more remote around, it's a good thing for us to have a lot of enemies.

At the very least, when traps are laid around hunters and magicians, and when the goblins are happily laid with all kinds of engineering mines, they do not accidentally injure others.

“Boom! ”

“Well, it's the right choice, otherwise it'll blow up and disturb the people. ”

After the usual explosion, I nodded when I saw the seven mature goblins who were born to fly by that day.

Underneath, two naked men just flew by in the air were ignored... Riding a Winged Storm Eagle + riding a snowshoe on his back.

Is it the power of Storm Eagle to exclaim the fact that some of the changing limbs are highly skilled by a handful of specialty deformers, Grand Druids, but are used to become human beings and fulfill their teachings without clothing?

“Wowowwo! I am the king of the world!! ”

Well, this cowhead with his chest in the air, he was too blind to ignore it, so.....

I picked up a disc-shaped sperm mine and threw it in a flying position.

The Frisbee crossed a perfect curve, but unfortunately, the storm eagle's sharp eagle's eyes had discovered the raid, one tilted and easily hidden away.

“Ha ha, can't hit!!” That dumb cow didn't know who he really was, he was wearing a gang and twisted his ass at me., dumped the bird.....

“Test the power of the stationary turret and dwarf grenade against that ‘king of the world' with full fire. ”

Orders were given to the engineers and shooters, and I turned away, and behind them, not surprisingly, the two idiots screamed constantly.

“Humph, dare to walk a bird in front of me... it's all legendary anyway, hard enough, that you can't die from falling directly, just test the effectiveness of the defense equipment. ”

“Yes, my lord!” In fact, my sentence is superfluous, and for engineers, if they have the chance to test their baby, how can they be worried about the life and death of the test article?

Triple-loaded geotechnical cannons kept firing, dwarf bombers kept throwing grenades, “Shut up” sounded like several rockets were in the sky...

At a time when most people have a suspicious eye for such new things as engineering, I personally, out of the personal hobby of the passers-by, let Sulphur Mountain City officially support the development of Sulphur Mountain City engineering.

Sulphur Mountain City today, thanks to the presence of many master engineers, has also become a sacred site for engineering throughout the underground world.

And this time, in order to preserve those “Roland," as punishment for the last incident, I took them all with me, with the help of these engineers, the temporary defense system is being updated at an even faster rate every day..... it seems to be a crossword, that's enough.

Cough, and after a careful study of the world's engineering systems, it turns out that their energy sources are still largely dependent on hunting warcraft for energy crystallization, and after hundreds of years of fossil energy being practicable, I knew that engineering could not become a large vessel in a short time.

Why? Nothing more than energy conservation. To drive a large machine capable of hunting top warcraft, you have to first use a top warcraft's energy crystallization... permanent motors like Titan's Heart will never mass produce, and the goblins use fossil energy roughly, and the vast majority of people create the bad impression of engineering = explosion, which prevents the diffusion of engineering.

At the same time, there was a noise of chaos at the door, and I walked past it and found it to be the familiar half-longman sad wind. Ero, at this time, he was carrying a struggling sack of sacks, trying to sneak in... but unfortunately, the Dark Pokémon knights, how could they let go of this obvious criminal act and surround him?

“Let go of that horse!! ”

Struggling out of the sack are two hind legs.

“... I'm a half-man, not a horse! By the way, is someone out there? Help!! Help! Help! There's a kidnapper here! ”

“Hey, city girl, I'm just following my instincts, doing a hunter's job, hunting a prey, coming back. This isn't your precinct. Leave me alone.”

Not to mention that, for a while, city administrators plugged it in, and in a sense, they didn't really have the power to enforce it in the city.

Seeing this is a paradoxical change. I can't help but think of the recent changes that have taken place among city stewards. The state unit of calculation - sadness, even greater.

“Sulphur Mountain City changes. Too much posture, but sad winds change. The attitude is still out of reach, so let him change. Computational unit of state up. This sadness is determined by the votes of all, he himself is hated by all, is 1 sad wind, the hateful vote of that always * * aristocratic woman * * is only half of him, is 0.5 sad wind, explosionist brother is 0.6 sad wind, that ugly eagle hook nose (storm eagle) is 0.8 sad wind, that always naked cowhead is 0.1 sad wind....."

“Wait, why are you all naked? A good change of habit. Posture, the two are so far apart. ”

“Huh, no capital to come out and shake, the most annoying. ”

All right, Arvin, that female Dark Elf answered loudly and made me sweat.

“Moreover, don't look at the thick one he is. The cowman is so good, he can't fight back, he can't swear back, he can't talk back, he is strong, and he has been beaten, and he fully meets the standards of good men in our minds. In fact, many girls in the group are very interested in him. If he can change the bad habit of not moving and taking off a fine light, he might be more popular. After all, no one likes their property (men) out * * leaking...”

Well, should I say Dark Elf, I also took the opportunity to probe.....

“The Roland? ”

“10 Sad winds! I'm sorry, I know he has a deal with the justice system and you want to exempt him. But when I think of him, everyone hates itching, and in the end, it is unanimously set as the highest value! ”

“... 10 sad winds, huh, where's the second? 5 sad winds. ”

“Of course it's a sad wind of its own! Well, that bone must be a brain drain. posture, or else do something that has been done to the detriment of the people. ”

Well, when I think of me being positioned as a fool with ten sad winds in my head, and that fool cow above has only 0.1 sad style, I can't believe there are girls like it, I don't get angry.....

“... engineers, if you can't beat it down, you're grounded, you're grounded, you're grounded. Give me a break. I want to see you before lunch. ”

Well, the sound just dropped, the fire more than tripled, and I rushed to the half dragon man who was still shining.

“Are you guys stupid enough to read the mantra? This is certainly not your jurisdiction, but you are not law enforcement officers. Since they are all in your personal capacity, they are not under your control. Why do you think so much about hitting people who want to? ”

That sad wind was definitely the first time I made a sound, I was going to run away.

“Magic spell: conviction, magic spell: restriction of personal freedom. ”

Indeed, the tragic wind that just completed the kidnapping instantly turned pale red and was then set in place by the next spell.

“Hit him! ”

Perhaps, my command is superfluous, those city stewards who have long hated itchy teeth, have embraced it, they are welcome to kick it, they use whips, they use shovels... Apparently, they caught it in Iwo Mountain City, they are not allowed to abuse it. The inmates' rules, let the city keepers choke on it.

This is a piece of work, and I look at the taskbar and I'm sad.

“Daily tasks: Dog injuries, dispatching men to beat the guy you don't like, the stronger the target, the harder the beating, the better the reward, the better the degree of completion so far 2/3........ brave man, do you think as a demon king I will have no loyal dog legs? If you want to see me, kill my men's three gods, four gods, five kings, six guardians, seven Luohans, eight dragons. Ha ha ha, I'll be waiting for you in the labyrinth on the 99th floor. ”

“One is missing. Who are we looking for? Forget it, just find one. There's a bunch of changes. Still afraid you won't find a reason to beat people up? ”

“Thank you... thank you. But can you be responsible for me!! ”

A cowardly voice sounded in his ear, but the content was incredible. Even the city stewards forgot to beat the wind of grief, and the goblin artillery not far away stopped in surprise.

“What, what, what, responsible? Me?”

Fortunately, the mask covered the face, otherwise everyone could look at the embarrassment of the old bone chin falling off.

I looked at it very carefully, so I knew it.

“Are you the one from the day before yesterday? ”

“Great, my lord, you remember, because of you, I lost the most important thing. ”

The golden ponytail floats with the wind, and the little half-man is still in the sack, but the shy red sumptuous stretches all the way around his neck.

“My lord... can you be responsible for me... I am not demanding, I can eat well, I can sleep in the hallway. ”

Invisible, I feel my eyes have changed behind my back, falling straight from reverence to scum.

“Still so small... are you a specialty of Iwo Mountain City as well - change. Attitude"

“It's still a horse. The lower half is still a horse. Turns out adults and sad flavors are the same. No wonder the grown-ups haven't been looking for a girlfriend in Iwo Mountain, so they mess around as soon as they get outside. ”

“Humph, Momo's perfect image collapsed. It's disappointing. I thought grown-ups were handsome. I didn't expect it to change. Attitude, or the kind of hypocrite who disguises justice, hates skyrocketing! At least 0.9 sad winds! ”

“This... In fact, we shouldn't say more about private hobbies, adults are also men, and they have the freedom to choose their own hobbies, but it is wrong to always abandon them!” The captain of the city management team, Diana, is very understanding, but I really don't need that understanding.

“Wow!” When I heard the rope moving, I hurriedly lowered my head, not surprisingly, and the cold magic curve crossed my head.

“Huh! Master, do you like Nanwood or Black Iron? I ordered well in advance. ”

“I don't need a coffin!!” Even if Eliza doesn't have what this material means, the cold frost on her face, the bloody silk in her eyes, the insanely twisted threads wrapped around her hands are enough to explain everything.

“What a picky guest, then hang it directly on the paddy crucifix, both environmentally friendly and waste can be used as a lower scarecrow to repel pests. ”

At Eliza's summons, countless vapours were condensed by the magic of the cold ice into thin lines that brought death, and I, the only thing left to hold was a mouse.

“Ma'am! I promised you, I promised you everything, I will be responsible, help me explain!! ”

“Excellent, my lord, you are willing to work for Amelia, who has worked very hard. I don't know what to do after losing my job because of you, my lord. Fortunately, you are willing to take responsibility for finding me a job. ”

“Work!? ”

“Responsible?”

After a while of shouting, in the explanation of the half-man girl, everyone knew it was a misunderstanding.

In front of her, Amelia, the half-man who was shy talking and playing her ponytail with her head down, was the unlucky bastard who lost her job yesterday because I had a platinum order auction house, and regarded her first job in her life as the most important thing, naturally I fell in love with her for losing her job.

“... that, the day before yesterday afternoon, I got a job as a waitress in a restaurant, but there was a holy knight who was making a scene and said he wanted to arrest the villain, and then he broke the table and chair in the fight and ran away, and the boss said I didn't stop him and wanted me to accompany him... Those elf saint knights are so fierce, how dare I stop them. ”

Holy Knight? Or the Elf Knight? This is not Sulphur Mountain City. I looked at the city management team. Not surprisingly, the girl named Momo was planning to escape.

“Get her!” Well, a few seconds later, there's an extra mumbling cock on the ground. “Damn, what's wrong with punishing those slave traders? Momo's right. ”

“Yesterday morning, I found another job in the bathhouse... but it was horrible! There's a bunch of them. He rushed in and took a bath naked, ran out naked after washing, and didn't pay. All the customers were scared off. The boss blamed me for not stopping him, and I lost my job again..."

I silently looked at the engineers, and the next one, all the artillery fire tripled.

“Yesterday afternoon, however, I found another maid's job at the Lion King's Palace, and in a matter of hours, I had another bad day. Scary, a beautiful sister suddenly rushed in, said to borrow some scepter, the master refused to give it, they actually fought directly, half the Lion King's Palace was destroyed. ”

“Was the sister brunette with red eyes and a dragon-like crest on her left face?” The experience of this half-man little girl was too legendary, that Xiaohong also came to listen, but when she heard about it, she suddenly looked straight.

“Dragon Queen? ”

After getting a positive answer, Xiao Hong smiled and smiled with malice.

“It's her. Oh, can I borrow the perpetual night scepter? You can only fool the children, the Dragon blackmail commonly used reason number three, ‘Lend me a look, I'm just looking’... but I really borrowed it, there's more to repay. ”

“Article 3? What are the first two? ”

“I hear you have a beautiful princess in your family, and I hear that the boy in your family is destined to be a dragon slayer..."

“That doesn't mean that men and women have reason to blackmail... who made it up? So brilliant! What a genius. ”

“Of course, it's my mother, who is naturally beautiful and smart, and unfortunately, those bastards don't want to admit it. They've been used by everyone ever since they were made up. ”

“Ha, there are things you can't say, you just say it, they can't hang on to their faces. However, since the Dragon Queen and the fragile alliance of the Orc King have already cracked, the Dragon Queen should be single... Well, send Kaya and Arul a message, maybe today's third dog will be very powerful and the daily harvest will be huge. ”