The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Lord Sleepless. Lend me the money, please! I'll do anything you want to lend me! ”

The girl's better face is full of red and xia, and her eyes are full of tears and desires, but I have some silly eyes.

As soon as she left, Victoria hugged my robe and said she didn't want to let go. She also asked me to borrow money to buy a belt.

“Well, my lord, we just learned that at that auction, there was a treasure, Edwina's deformed belt, and if it's okay, I'm asking you too. Well, I can mortgage it with my salary, and I'm young, and I can do it for another 200 years. ”

It has been strange lately to hide from my Diana, but at a time when she has mustered the courage to seek financial support from me for her brother's happiness and even to sign a centuries-old deed of sale.

When Eliza removed dozens of curses from Victoria, including Shamanic witchcraft, Victoria lived with her sister, but perhaps listened to many of my rumors, feared for me, and was always far away, even if she met me in the hallway, she slipped her toes away, as if I were going to eat people.

“My Lord!! As long as you will lend me the money to shoot that belt, I... will go out and serve you with my father's skill. I know you like boys! Last time, that's why I turned down my service, but this time, you'd be happy if I had the chance to be a man again. Right! I'll make you happy. ”

Victoria!! ”Her sister Diana looked at her sister in shock, unexpectedly smiling at Victoria's cheerful face in the past. She was so desperate to sacrifice herself for a chance to become a boy.

“Needless to say, Sister, Edwina's belt is the only one in this world. If I miss this opportunity, I can only be a woman for the rest of my life. As long as you can go back, even if you serve the devil with your flesh, what is it?! ”

The tearful elf girl's face was full of sacrificial awareness. It reminded me of the heroic and righteous revolution, for the sake of purpose and with the will of the devil. Dead man...

“Cough, so, as a ‘demon (reread)’, can you tell me exactly what happened? ”

The two Pokémon were shaken, and under my oppression, the three words and two words were made clear.

Edwin's belt, also known as Edwina's belt, comes with a cursed epic wonder, and its only effect is to completely change the user's gender, and once worn, it cannot be removed for life.

Due to its peculiar properties, no misdressed wearer can leak, otherwise it is shameful or trivial to be laughed at, because it is too tragic to be oversold by people who kill people.

And this time, for the so-called majesty of the underground city owner, the old lion is searching for the rare treasure that can be used as a mattress for the perpetual night scepter.

One of Lion's most interesting underground owners killed his favorite and turned Edwina's belt over.

And the world had no airtight walls, and the news that the belt was about to be auctioned had long gone out, and this was a rare treasure of nightmares for ordinary people, but the only life-saving straw for Victoria.

“My lord, please, I've had enough of waking up and feeling empty below. And the way those men looked at me, they just wanted to eat me in one bite, it was so intolerable. When I think about it, I get goose bumps... And that once a month, for a man, it was a nightmare!! ”

Watching this pear blossom raining girl tell the man's nightmare in tears, I somehow felt some joy. At this moment, for the sake of the image of the sleepless, I had to try to hold my laughter, lest I laugh rudely... but all of a sudden, I figured out the sub line in the conversation.

“Wait, you're saying the last time I turned you down was because you were a woman? He said he'd serve me if he became a man? That means you think I'm gay!!

No man could take this rumor as if he hadn't heard it. Immediately, I was furious, angry and questioned.

“Who said that!! Who dares to make rumors? I want to make her look good!! ”

“But that's what the sisters on the team say. Isn't your lover Lord Adam? Besides, you haven't been married for more than 100 years because of each other's existence. Although I'm not a grown-up yet, I don't really understand it, but this century-old obsession is really touching. My sister also has novels and pictures featuring you... whoo, what is she doing with my mouth shut? ”

“Oh, my lord, I'm sorry, but the people below are chewing their tongues, the secrets of you and Lord Adam, not many people know. We will keep it a secret, don't worry!!” Diana nodded sympathetically, covering her explosive sister's mouth.

At this moment, 10,000 grasshoppers ran away in my heart, ears, and thunder rolled.

“Lord Roland is already a witch, then, love with Lord of the City is harder....... ah, I want to blow up the painters, their paintings are too conservative, too outdated, life and death * * homosexual love, so beautiful!! No, Diana, hold on. You can't do this for yourself. Look, spill the secrets of the sleepless adult. ”

And if I know what a serious knight looks like in front of me, I'm afraid if I don't hammer her to death, I should find a pillar to kill her on the spot.

”Who, say. Who passed it first!!” I would never believe a rumor spreading to someone with a small book with no master behind it.

“Silver... Silver Rose, fifteen years ago... everyone thought it was true, there were hundreds of versions of the album, and everyone thought you were the default. ”

Immediately, the rising flame was poured into the cold water, and I was mute.

“Eliza!! Fifteen years ago? Didn't I ask her to spread rumors about Adam? ”

I wanted to be angry, but it was a little funny, wasn't I the one who taught her the rumor of Adam that he couldn't find his girlfriend? Looks like another classic lifting rock smashed his foot.

I was still amazed at why the rumors worked so well, and now it seems that the contents of the rumors have been replaced by cunning Eliza. How can a man with a different sexual orientation like a woman, and then, no wonder that men and women tremble in front of the sleepless?

“Sure, Eliza, I'm not popular and can't find a girlfriend, it's all your fault!! ”

I used to say that there must be a cold voice throwing up on me.

“No, that's why you're in your head/Do you need me to give you a mirror/The Dead want to be in love too, huh? ”

Well, even if she's not here right now, I'm used to her poisonous tongue.

At this moment, the person who is accustomed to hiding in my shadow is quietly lying unconscious in his room, thinking of this powerless reality, my resentment is full, but suddenly turned into a shadow.

Instinctive powerlessness surfaced, and I waved powerlessly.

“I'm not gay. Explain it to me and confiscate the mess, and I'll get you that belt. ”

My voice just dropped, two Dark Pokémon cried, held together and nodded, but behind the corner of the wall, a group of big men jumped out, waved their heads desperately, and a former thief also struck out the sign language used to detect thieves,

“Well... ‘Don't promise’ that's why. ”

Looking closely, some of these guys are rookies in the papal hall, some are judges in the courtroom, both young and old, and the only thing they have in common is men with strange wearing and slogans.

“Victoria Support is the number one member!” Well, I almost get it.

“Both men and women are actually the same, little Victor is the tallest.” This seems a little twisted., he's also the only one nodding, shaking his head, obviously caught in a contradiction...

“Long live Queen Victoria!!“ Oops, this man has definitely hit the truth about history and has the potential of being a god.

I get it, it must have been a leak. These guys are all coming to stop Victoria from turning back into a man.

Faced with excitement, I smiled and compared to a string of bandit signs.

And over there, that midget, who knows the sign language of thieves, is reading every word to his peers.

“I give a shit about you. Everybody give me 10,000 words tomorrow! The topic is Normal Values! Bastards who dare not pay, send them to feed the sad wind. ”

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“Conspiracies and crimes do not exist without being dragged into the sun.” It is a proverb of the Dark Elves that Rose encourages her daughters to slaughter each other and then takes over the most cunning and powerful, the ranking of families in a city, that is, noble honor and status, and the goal of slaughtering each other.

And in a sense, the rules of the game of the Dark Elves and the Spider Queen are the rules of the entire underground world, and at this moment, I know that it is the Dragon Queen and the Lion King who pit me, but I cannot blatantly retaliate.

It is forbidden to commit acts of war during the covenant, and the transgressors will become public enemies... but can I not come secretly, knowing that I cannot retaliate?

At the League meeting, we have sinned a lot of underground city owners. The underground world has not retaliated with the word "virtue". If we lose money and do not recover the scene, it will only be regarded as weak and weak. In this world, it is the greatest evil. Those underground city owners have no idea what it means to send charcoal in the snow. On the contrary, it is most likely that the wolves will be divided.

I threw my scepter at each other, and I understood that I was playing with each other, and now the other is coming back through the Dead Sovereigns. These, I'm afraid, underground city owners have seen it in their eyes, and they see it as a confrontation between old and new.

So I have to retaliate, I have to retaliate, and I have to retaliate harshly. I have to conform to the rules, I don't see a bit of blood, but I have to make the other party feel really painful.

In fact, I have a bit of a headache. According to theory, the closer I get to the auction, the more pressure the old lion gets, the more difficult the dead monarch is to deal with. Sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight is the most appropriate practice. When he becomes a water dog, beating down the water dog is far more affordable than becoming a new generation provoking the old Mai Lion King.

But it doesn't pay off at all. Not only does it make people look down, I can't swallow it.

Victoria's request inspired me to take revenge.

Buy a belt? From the beginning, it was impossible, first of all, we accidentally offended almost all underground city owners. If we revealed what we wanted to buy, those underground city owners who didn't treat money as money as an export gas would definitely throw a thousand gold, even if no one came forward to make a big mistake, those underground masters wouldn't make us feel better.

If you can't buy it, go ahead and steal it. Of course, the auction house must be very well guarded due to the eternal night scepter thing, but I don't have the world's first god stealing - the "Son of Greed”?

Stricter security is also aimed at humanoid organisms. No cage or safe can protect against liquid organisms that change their form at will.

The greedy mother of the underground pipeline had died on schedule, but not all of the greedy sons had died because of it. Some of the greedy sons had been recruited by Druid of the Buffalo League as "holy objects," as the animal allies who shared life, the sad wind, also caught a pet and fed it with the power of the Beast King hunter... I couldn't imagine what they were raising that for when they returned to Mount Iwo.

“Sure enough, we're going to have to change these people. The state is left here to die for itself. ”

But now I'm a little thankful for the change. Attitude, or else I will have to open up a mother of greed that is full of added value under the pressure of the knower... If I accidentally play and undress, um, according to my knowledge, I will probably play and undress, and if I wake up in a city without clothes, Eliza will not hesitate to kill me.

Find a Druid to lend his animal buddy a spiritual tune with this half-dead, half-life strange Slime....... why not borrow a tragic hunter? Spiritual harmony instinctively shares the physical memory of the dead, and I don't want to know anything about that most powerful change in history. What did the posture do?

Because of my setup, the auction house and the house of the Lion King have become history, and now the Lion King and his family should be with the Dragon Queen.

So, take the little thing outside the door of the dragon queen's temporary residence, put Slime down and let it pass through the underground pipeline...

Well, let's ignore the smell of salty fish that's been in the sewer for 30 months, ignore the tiny, dark tenants in the pipeline, and ignore the brave work of the guards. After hours, after hours, I finally found my destination.

It's a huge treasure trove, and the sleeping dragon at the door is the dragon queen herself, and it looks like these days, they've had enough of thieves and bandits.

I drilled in through the vent, and there was a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the son of greed, but with my direct control, this was the instinctive fear of the back door. How could I have stopped myself, after carefully dodging a few traps, I entered the core of the treasure trove,

Many of the auctions were put together, Slime's individuals were limited, and only a few items could be taken away, and the first to be abandoned was the treasure trove center's perpetual night scepter.

“Huh, much worse than my craftsmanship, just no soul sensation, and I know it's fake. ”

It seems that the underground masters are not stupid, and the treasure trove guarded by the dragon queen is just a counterfeit. At the same time, I can sense that the true scepter is still in the arms of the lion king.

“Key to the surface of the water element? The nucleus of Titan? Oh, yeah. ”

Greed is not a good thing. I took a few of the most valuable pieces in front of me and that belt, and I stepped back on my way.

But walking down the road, outside the ventilation line, I heard someone talking to Lion King.

“Be sure to leave your sceptre, if you screw it up, lion, death is not the end, your soul, say forever in the lights of the Count! ”

“Yes, My Lord, please tell the Count that I have been accomplishing my mission. ”

An Earl, who can make an underground lord only Novo? Count of the Devil, think of the soul lamp it mentions, a familiar name in the back of your head.

”Earl of the Devil, Kakagili the Phagocyst?” And when I wanted to eavesdrop further, that voice smelled low, and it must have talked about confidentiality, using magic to silence it.

But for Slime, hearing doesn't require ears, and sound waves are sufficient for a fixed vibration.

“... the gates of the throne will open... and the armies of the Count will flood everything."

“Sulphur Mountain City... god of fire elements... traitor. ”

Obviously, from these keywords, the lions and the demons are still not dead, they're plotting something, and unfortunately, it's obvious that something interfered with my eavesdropping, and the intelligence was too fragmented.

And then, in order to avoid detection spells, I took control of the Greedy Son and left it to itself to come back from the underground pipes... well, I admit, it was mostly that little black thing that was disgusting.

The accident, however, occurred after returning to the camp, and all I could feel was that it was attacked by someone after climbing out of the groundwater channel and then vanished.

“Someone must have beaten him up as an assassin. Forget it. Looking at the reaction of the power of the law, he should be a colleague in the courtroom. Ask him tomorrow and retrieve those things. ”

Considering it's already 4: 00 in the morning, and remembering the lost location, I decided to wait until dawn to retrieve those things.

And the next day, before dawn, a woman's treble screamed and woke the entire estate up early.

“... this sound, kind of like Coros... wait, Coros! Number one beauty in the justice system!! ”

And in the direction of that riot, it was Coros' bedroom.

I'm hopeless, from all my bad experiences, this time, it's off again...

And it turns out, taking out the dwarf binoculars, what she sees is a tearful young girl with trousers in a male uniform and a brand-new belt, and her upper shirt drummed, her hands hugging her breasts couldn't cover the mountains, that beautiful look, and the amazing acquaintance with Koros.

“Looks like the first beauty is about to become the first. When you don't know, by the way, issue a document tomorrow, banning the mysterious Victorian backup group, and then banning the 'Colosseum backup group' that will probably show up. Well, I'm a good person, and these are bad luck rushes. They're really none of my business. ”