The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Brother, your swordsmanship is amazing. Can you teach me? My name is Adam, and I'm from White Rock Village, and my goal is to be a hero, then marry Lisa, and then... go back to the country and show off! By the way, you have to be a big fortune owner, just like the old Peter next door, if you don't work, you can collect the rent and watch others work while you smoke..."

That year, that foolish teenager stood in front of me, without even a bronze staircase, he was so ashamed to say that he was going to be a hero, I really don't know where the confidence came from.

“The pace is slow, the foundation is weak, there are no special bloodlines, and the enlightenment is poor. It would have been useless if it hadn't been for the occasional spiritual movement! Silver steps to the top of my life! ”

Leisure is also leisure, I am bored, tried to train this qualified Lu dull swordsman, but soon lost interest.

“A common object is not even eligible for cannon dust. ”

How can you say that when you look like a good brother of the Holy Knight to me?

“Good! Be willing, come, follow the training plan I have arranged for you, as long as you work hard to complete, you will certainly become a hero. ”

“It weighs 50 kilograms and runs 50 kilometres long, waving its sword 20,000 times a day. Easy, easy!” Deeply afraid I wouldn't teach him, Adam banging his chest.

I'm not lying, it's true that the Royal Range Knights rookies' introductory training, just that I randomly expanded the numbers by nearly ten times, the rookie swords a thousand times take more than an hour, continuous training will be less efficient, when the muscles reach the limit, every more sword wave will cause the torment of all the muscles.

Soon, in my expectation, he would complain about not completing his training with his swollen arm, and I would say, "You suck, too. Okay, I'll lower my requirements.” Adjustments are made on the basis of the completion of the training.

But what I didn't expect was that this dull teenager, worried about not completing it, went out quietly from 3: 00 a.m. until 4: 00 a.m. the next morning.

“Brother! I'm done!! You can check! I cut that big tree by the river! ”

Do you still need to check? This whole mess, this bloody bubble, for the first time, I think the fool's a little cute, too.

“Didn't you realize I was messing with him? Looking at the muscle pull, it seems that when practicing swords, the weight is not removed, so stupid. ”

Looking at the red-haired teenager who pulled out half the dry food and fell asleep on the table, I decided to be serious, Professor.

So, after Adam was lying nauseously in bed all day, thinking that he was going to lay there for three more days, crying out the money for next month's meal, and asking the priest to heal him, I said.

“Adjust your training plan and run two or five kilometres a day to warm up, swinging your sword 2,000 times. I'll teach you true swordsmanship when your basic abilities are up. ”

I said so, and the teenager said yes.

But this time, he left at 2: 00 a.m. and came back hard at 12: 00 p.m.

“Oh, Brother Rollo, I completed my training assignment today by 12: 00! You don't have to cut down on training tasks! I know I'm stupid, but I can definitely do it if I try. ”

After reporting to me with joy and joy, the teenager who fell directly to the ground refreshed my knowledge of fools again.

So, the third day, I snuck out with him.

Watching the stupid teenager wake up to regret because of four o'clock, first hit himself hard in the head, then remembering that he was wasting his time, hurriedly climbing up and waving his sword, watching that irregular sword technique, the arm cracked by the mouth of the anti-seismic tiger, watching him bite his teeth, suddenly I felt a little lazy lately.

“Seems like you've been asking yourself a little less lately, so practice the basics, starting with 30,000 swords. ”

Well, that night, I went back an hour earlier than the stupid one, and when I ate, my bowl hands were shaking, and of course, even then, it was much stronger than Adam, who fell asleep at the door.

That night, I dragged my sleeping stupidity into the street, and then a basin of cold water screamed and threw all the basic skills of sword gripping and sword swinging at him.

So the next day, I found out that, in addition to his efforts, he actually had a good instinct and understanding of the sword, except that no one had ever been willing to teach the country boy before.

“Let's say 40,000 swords today, within two hours before this fool finishes. ”

And when I officially started teaching, I found myself practicing basics, and he quietly rehearsed himself, no more than I did.

And how can I be surpassed by an idiot? I would have waved my sword much faster than him. I could have recovered with holy light. As long as I practiced the same amount of time, it must have been my sword more times. So, he lost every time.

“I just can't keep up with it forever if it doesn't change.” Soon, he was not smart enough to reach a conclusion.

So he started researching his swordsmanship, and he chopped straight on how to hold it? How do you shake a sword? How to avoid the effects of wind pressure to speed up sword speed, it has to be said that once a fool has put his heart to a goal, that spirit of specialization can really bear fruit.

Sword practice, experimentation, thinking, revision, sword practice, experimentation... Lu Dull Swordsmen have taken their own path, what I can teach, as long as others experience and advanced skills.

But he can do it, and there's no reason I can't! So, silently, my swordsmanship evolved.

“Well, since we're almost there, it's better than will. ”

After that, it was a combative upgrading training target, 20,000 swords a day? It was just an appetizer before breakfast. When walking, we waved our swords to imagine enemies, forests to cut leaves, mountains to cut rocks, oceans to cut the sea. Later, we didn't even know how many swords we were waving every day, and the speed of swords was unknowingly fast for ordinary people to see.

Indeed, in the eyes of outsiders, our swordsman is a so-called Wangdao sword. At the same time, there is no trick, but in fact, it is just because everyone uses basics to accumulate crystals, don't be ruthless, how can you complete the training plan in time to catch up with dinner at night.

Ridiculously, such a foolish Adam, was later called a sword genius, a natural fool.

Later, in order to make up for his lack of blood and special abilities, after helping Adam inherit the phoenix, we hunted the phoenix for him and captured the heart of the phoenix.

And now, more than a hundred years later, having experienced countless heartbreaking wars and misery, he has fulfilled his heroic dream from a young man in the countryside, and even stood at the height of humanity, but not long ago he told me that he was tired, that he was going to leave everything behind to sleep, and that he could not sleep.

Just thinking about it makes me angry!

“Idiot! A woman turns you into a ghost! Your goals and your ideals? Your sword? Have you spent all these years practicing swords? Doesn't that matter? Tell me, hero! ”

I can only understand the kind of exhaustion that comes from the bottom of my heart, and it often haunts me, making me want to sleep forever, but how can I accept this reality!

The Holy Sword Roland has become dim, and the Holy Light has long faded, but the furious will makes the light of the soul shine even more!

“Boo!”

With both swords crossed, there was no light on the red sword, and Adam bit and yelled at his teeth in the face of my questioning.

“What do you know! No matter how hard I try, Lisa always looks at you! Even when I die on my arm, I end up saying your name, which is a heartbreaking feeling, you know! ”

Flipping sideways, avoiding Adam's chop, somehow, my eyes pointed that way. At this moment, Margaret lowered her head and didn't want to look at our side, but she was upset, but the underground was wet, obviously weeping silently, so my anger was even more burning!

“Lisa, Lisa, it's Lisa. You've been nagging for over a hundred years. A woman who's been dead for hundreds of years. Is that worth it? Is a dead man that perfect in your eyes? What about the living? Margaret, what are you going to do for so much? ”

My roar stunned Adam and went back louder.

“I don't know! You're not smart. You're responsible for everything! Give me an idea! ”

Can't you just pretend to be stupid? Are you kidding me if I get chased?

Adam made me laugh, so.....

“A hundred years later, things were uncertain, the Iraqis passed away, only I depended, the flowers blossomed year after year, I hope the old flower wine room, half drunk and half awake memories of the past..."

Immediately, Adam stunned. Isn't that Oui's eulogy?

“The years of running water are over!! ”

“The years of running water are over!! ”

The glow flashed, the years were ruthless, the sword light was like a stream of water, the leaves fell on it, the stream water slowly and clearly, but a hundred years ago, full of time precipitation, the sword light flashed, the exact same sword technique Aoyi collided together, the two walked back from the illusion to reality, relative rage.

Sighing beauty passed away, sorry for the ruthlessness of the years, I lost more than that idiot, he just died a single love object, but I don't even remember if I ever had a loved object, Adam can master the sword skill, how can I not master.

“Is such a simple sword technique also known as Oui? I'll take a look. ”

“Ha, is that something to be proud of? The emotion that drives Oui is sadness. Once you learn? That only means you're much worse than me! ”

Sure enough, the most annoying thing is Adam, only then does he have a sharp instinct!

“Good, bad spirits, your instincts are still as annoying as ever, so take a look at this! ”

Roland's sword was in front of me, and this time, both eyes were inky, and all the glow was devoured by the blade.

“Bitter teenagers have died long ago, bitter orphans have lost their loneliness, bitter brothers have turned their backs, bitter Iraqis have died, bitter countries have been overthrown, bitter relatives are absent, bitter brothers have been suffering forever. Secret Sword... Seven Bitter Swords. ”

The silver sword does not wave automatically, contrary to the years of the flowing water that captured people's eyes, the dim sword light makes people instinctively reluctant to look away, but unwittingly turns into seven, such as the pain and sadness that life cannot absolve, quietly wrapping around the upper body.

This is the swordsmanship that I shut down for half a month after I saw Adam's years of running water, and he was able to understand Ory from Eastern philosophy and life, which I had no reason to fail to do!

“Boo!”

Even so, this nascent sword of Ao Yi is still blocked by the swinging sword at high speeds.

“Now I'm sure you're much worse than me. What a pity. ”

When he clearly said sympathy, the man who didn't know how to laugh proudly seemed to have won something.

“You fool! I'm gonna kick your ass today! Why am I the big brother and you're just the little brother! ”

“Oh, the honest use of holy light by a saint is enough to challenge the genius of swordsmanship as a pure warrior! Dream!”

The red sword and the silver sword continue to intersect. We are happy to kill each other. All sorrows are unleashed. The irony of aiming at each other's weaknesses is constantly thrown, but at the same time, we are happy to loud and laugh. Such a happy day has not existed for many years.

I am the body of the immortal Spirit, and at this time Adam is the true immortality, and this duel is doomed to a lasting war.

And not far away, looking at two men who had forgotten everything and laughed out loud, Margaret, who was still as cold as ever, had her teeth tight and her face full of resentment.

“Adam, Roland, you two say adults are selfish, I think it's men who are selfish! Annie, remember, future lovers can never find anything like these two assholes! Even if we fall in love, we have to break up now! ”

Annie next to her seemed to know nothing about nodding her head, but looked at her bone uncle and stepfather killing each other worried.

“Uncle Bones is so cute.” Margaret's admonition seemed to be in vain when she remembered her father-in-law's words and the covenant, the girl blushed.

“Is this really swordsmanship?” Seeing the unknown exotic Oriental swordsmanship of Aoi, which makes Ferdi and others obsessed with watching this confrontation, these Aoi pursuits of feelings and realms, said to be swordsmanship, have reached the depth of rules that no magic can touch, and the pursuit of power and destructive mainstream swordsmanship of the world is fundamentally different, which is tantamount to opening a brand new door for these master swordsmen,

Now that the war has been decided, with the exception of a small audience, the rest of the Red Hunters have been disbanded, targeting restaurants and certain sites in the city, and time with flesh cannot be wasted, and every second must be hurried.

And at this moment, I'm still blowing down this bastard who won't fall and breaking his head, but suddenly his face changes and the flames burst out of his back into the flames.

“Looks like it's time. ”

Helpless Adam laughed bitterly. Recently, the constant fighting allowed the physical instincts to ask for more power from the heart of the phoenix. It seems that the last time has come, the flesh that has reached its limit is finally unable to bind the heart of the phoenix.

Seeing this, as soon as I bite my teeth, I intend to fulfill my final promise, but Adam suddenly regrets it.

“No, Roland, I suddenly think that since you're worse than me, don't be sad. I'll do it myself."

Adam, the flame attachment, his right hand slammed into his left chest, flesh and blood, and then a fire red thing was dug out.

“Phoenix Heart! ”

Yes, the so-called phoenix heart is not the name of a secret treasure, let alone an adjective, she is just a slightly beating phoenix heart!

Instead of dying immediately, Adam lost his heart and looked at the pink heart in his hand with a smile.

“We spent more than two years hunting phoenix for this thing, and even though Red ended up using his full strength to" expose himself, "we still lay in church for more than a month afterwards. In fact, I had always regretted that I had accepted the inheritance of Phoenix and nearly destroyed everyone. ”

When he finally saw it, he threw the phoenix heart of the world's greatest treasure at me.

“At the end of the day, please. I'm sorry, Brother Roland, but there are so many things that have bothered you in my life that I can't seem to see you in the dream that you created. But, brother, you are so good, nothing is hard to beat you, even without me, it will surely succeed. ”

Years later, a hundred years later, at the last moment, he called my brother again, as if he had been adventurous together in the past.

Look at this heartless man with a big hole in his chest, and look at this little brother who seems sorry for not seeing the world of my dreams, what can I say?

Finally, Adam fell against the rock wall.

I looked at him and I didn't know what to say anymore. Eventually, I never had the feeling that I could no longer repress myself and whimper without words.

“Idiot, I just want you to see, you're all gone, what do my dreams mean! Stupid, big brother, please, survive. ”

Yeah, what's the point of being alone when the world of peace truly comes?

The teardrops of the dead were dropped on Adam's face, but he was still that silly smile.

“Brother, after all these years, this is the first time I've seen you cry. Oh, should I be proud? But I'm really tired, I've done everything I've ever wanted to do in my life, and I'm satisfied. Please let me rest. ”

In confusion, Xiaohong also left, and the blue figure walked in, even if he couldn't see clearly, the whimpering had passed.

“Selfish! Don't you ever think about the feelings of others? ”

Looking at the teary-eyed girl, Adam opened his mouth and tried to say something, but eventually turned into a powerless apology.

“I'm sorry, Margaret, I'm really sorry... if there's ever going to be an afterlife, I'll marry you. ”

There was an impulse that made me want to not hesitate to convert Adam into a dead spirit or a spirit, but Adam seemed to see through my thoughts and struggle to shake his head at me.

“Bastard! That's the best instinct you ever had! ”

I couldn't bear to see Adam's last goodbye. I passed by, and the strange and familiar figure in front of me stunned me.

“Finally, I'd like to see Lisa, at least, give me a chance to make a confession...” This is a fatal farewell that Adam wouldn't dare to say, for fear of hurting Margaret.

A hundred years later, the appearance of a girl's secret love in her memory has long been blurred, let alone talked about love. Perhaps Adam himself knows that he has already drilled the tip of the dead horn and is trapped in the past by the memory of the past. However, that step forward, he can't really take it.

“Well, you tell me, I'm listening in. ”

It was a familiar voice, a voice that echoed countless times in a dream, and Adam couldn't believe it.

“Lisa!! ”

Yes, that's Liza the Grand Bandit, a lightweight leather coat, tall leather boots with knives and thief tools all over her waist.

But in our eyes, the demonic features masked by illusions are so obvious, it's clearly Eliza dressed like Lisa, but how does she know Lisa's habits are dressed up?

“What are you looking at me so strangely, by the way, Brother Lauro, thank you, you pulled my soul out of the Underworld in time, after breaking the legend, awakened the demon's real name, my memory has been restored. ”

Is it true that miracles do happen, that the demonic nobility does recall the memories before it, but it's like looking at someone else's life, but Eliza is not the complete demon, that is, too many possibilities fill my mind at the same time, and my head suddenly becomes slurry.

“I... me. ”

* * In a clear dream * * right in front of me, “I like you” but I can't say it all the time, somehow, my eyes are attracted to Margaret, who cries beside me.

In the past, the cold beauty has become a teardropper, and Ae Jie's girlfriend is full of dirt, but she does not care to sit down and cry.

“What are you looking at Sister Margaret for? Was it not me who confessed, but her? ”

Death in the arms of a beloved is Adam's lifelong regret, and when memory beautifies the dead, it turns into a dead knot. No one is completely iron stone hearted. Perhaps he has already been plunged by that cold-hearted sage girl for centuries, but he refuses to admit it on the grounds of Lisa.

At this point, Lisa appeared in front of him and it was impossible to escape, and he didn't even know how he felt about Margaret.

Emotionally, there are constant beautification of memories and past vengeance, the dead are never defensible, and at this time, years of emotional entanglement, this invisible end of death finally began to unravel under the miracle of the resurrection of the dead.

“Well, even if you confess to me, my answer is‘ I'm sorry, you're a good man, I like Brother Rollo '. By the way, fool, I'm dating Brother Rollo, if you don't believe me, ask him. ”

“Me?” while I was standing still, Eliza's words rang in her ear.

“Master, remember that condition? Promise me, that's the deal. ”

This familiar name allowed me to make sure that Eliza was still in front of me, but I also unwittingly relieved myself and hesitated for a moment, but I nodded.

“Well, we've just started dating, and it's not too late to tell you. ”

“Wait, you're dating, but I somehow died for someone else's woman, so I'm not a big joke! Hey, you guys are kidding me. ”

Adam's acute intuition, as always, became acute when he didn't need it, while Margaret noticed the change immediately in color, rushing to stop Adam's physical time, so that he didn't die instantly.

When I saw this, I knew, and then I laughed.

“Fine, then keep on living. How many options do I have here, for example, to join my regiment? ”

“No!”

It's "don't” not “don't live," and that's when we're happy.

From Adam's constant sneak peek at Margaret, I figured, not that Lisa's presence changed her mind, but that Lisa's presence prevented her from continuing to be a turtle, only to face Margaret's feelings, and so, naturally, she didn't want to die.

“Okay, I have a dozen more options here.....”

“Get rid of those pits for me! I don't want to fight for the hypocritical gods. ”

“Cut, there's only one left. I removed the heart of Titan from Roland II, plus the core of Titan from the auction (previously stolen, the shell part of Titan's heart), to assemble a new artificial Titan heart for you. You've seen Phoenix nirvana for 500 years. Have you ever seen Titan die of old age? Your flesh will be titanized soon. But if you do, your attributes will change from flames to lightning, and the heart of Titan is worse than the heart of Phoenix, and the flames of Phoenix to Titan lightning, you can be sure that your strength will plummet in the short term. Will you?”

“Fine! Do it. I'm sick of feeling empty inside. I'm sick of it. ”

Unbeknownst, watching this dead-eyed guy finally got the hang of it, we relieved at the same time, ecstatic emotions filled with hearts, laughing relative to each other.

But unfortunately, the original Roland Sword was gradually shortened in the waist, reminding me that time was running out.

Fortunately, Kakagili did a good thing, permanent spatial ambiguity, which allowed Xiaohong to quickly retrieve the heart of Titan and the nucleus of Titan from Vitamin City. In the past, it was my own knife transplant surgery, and this time it was even smoother.

Soon, when everyone was surrounded by Adam and Annie just after surgery, I quietly left, and Adam's trouble finally came to my senses, and now it's my wish.

Returning to the Sulphur Mountain Court, Eliza was already waiting, and the original code was in her hands.

“Well, let's just shock the world here. On the side of the law, it's time for a true God. ”

P.S. After a day of meeting yesterday, he got dizzy and drove out, and now he's getting worse and worse looking back, and he's going to make changes on those two days. Apologies to the bookmates. I still can't get to work.

PS. Thank you for your support. Thank you for your support. Squirrels are more motivated.