The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“I'm so stupid, really.” Dressed in a black cloak borrowed from a benevolent businessman, I wrapped myself tightly, and I traveled carefully on the streets of Mount Sulphur.

“I simply know that the system is never comfortable, so most of the things he recommends are problematic and definitely not a choice; I don't know if there are problems with things going through the system! You see, the average for both bloodlines is higher than it is now, which makes it clear that there is something wrong with this body. And the charm value of Father Pit, do you think the system would be kind enough for me to be popular with the ladies? This is the pit, why did I jump? I'm so stupid, really. ”

The little bat next to me stared hard at me.

“Enough! You've been nagging a hundred or two times. Have you changed your body and lost your intelligence? ”

“No, just seeing you worse, finally feeling better, so I wanted to say a few more words. ”

[Magic Pet: Heroise (Greed Matrix), Race: Unable to Classify, Strength: 12, Agility: 10, Health: 30, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charm: Indefinite, Occupation: Level 1 Mage, Overall Rating: Ultimate Slug More Than You Slug, Race Ability: Deformation (Black Iron), Systematic Rating: This is your Magic Pet, but she always thinks about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, take care of her, or, wait to be fucked by her. SYSTEM RETIP: Pfft, I deliberately kept the previous evaluation. Now, you don't have to worry about her treason anymore. The great queen of witches can only convert in bat form and kittens. Probably the most powerful killing force is cat puff and cat lick. Well done, there are people worse than you.

When I died temporarily, Heroise, who was almost destroyed by this, was put into the system, and now I'm back, and she's back in motion, except that I fell to level one or a living person, and she couldn't sustain herself when she fell to level one.

“... are you sure what happens when I cover your cloth here and scream here and someone runs naked? ”

Biting her teeth, the little bat made what she thought was the scariest threat, but I laughed.

“Go ahead, running naked here is already the norm, no one will care. Running naked is not news. Running naked every other few days is news. ”

“Oh, you think I'm stupid, how could there be such a horrible place...”

“Catch that naked cow!! Yes, the one known as the Naked King. Don't let him run away. It's only been a few days. The goddamn Buffalo League and the Gentlemen's League are up and running again. This time we're going to lock them up for a month. ”

Before Heroise finished her words, she stared and grew into her mouth, and in my numb expression, a naked cowhead came over with a bunch of naked men, and immediately, a bunch of dark elf knights chased after her.

“Honored the Supreme Judge of the Naked King? ”

Unbeknownst, my heart ached, my fear of the justice system mixed with the unfortunate shame of my home, an impulse to clean up the portal, killing people to extinguish the mouth poured into my heart, but obviously, if I pulled the knife in anger at this time, it would not be cleaning the portal, but delivering the food.

“Let's go. There are so many little things in my lab that I can't do anything with hallucinations. ”

While searching for a way to clean up that guy in my head, carefully wrapped in a cape, in a sense, the city is the safest in the whole underground city, but in a sense, it's the most dangerous, especially now that I'm in a terrible state.

While avoiding sight, carefully pull the devil's pet bat and go. But Heroise was staring over there, and a couple of holy knights were having a funny conversation with a couple of dead knights.

It's definitely something that you can't see anywhere else, it's a symbol of harmonious coexistence between order and chaos, and I just wanted to say a few words, but the next minute, they fight. While beating and cursing, the noise was fierce and the assault was poisonous.

“That's right. ”

Heroise nodded satisfactorily, but at this point, the shouting came and made Heroise look foolish.

“You unspoken bastard, you promised a sorority? Why are only a few female zombies here? You see the maggots on that face? ”

“Cut, ignorant little brat, that's fashion in our Dead Zone! Besides, are you all right? You promised the Pretty Reverend? Why did you come to the cafeteria? You think we're fools! ”

There is already a screaming audience on the side, the louder the noise, the harsher the fight, but the Death Knight did not use his spell sword, nor did the Holy Ride Gate use holy light. Instead, he punched and kicked like a * * fight.

“Think of our district witches and Medusa? Stop talking about doors, there are no windows, I can't chase any of the brothers myself, how can I introduce you? ”

“Hmm, to tell you the truth. We even talk to women priests first, so scarce resources, why introduce you? ”

Well, in the audience's whining, it's already obvious, the two sides of the organization are all trying to rub each other's sister's resources with empty gloves, and the two sides hit each other, and then discovered each other's intentions.

“The Dead and the Holy Knights? Is the world crazy or am I crazy?” Herois stared.

Shall I thank you for the body? Looking at these live babies, I covered my stomach. It should be my stomach. For the first time, I felt stomach pain and nervous pain.

“Who's going to contact the city manager...”

“Don't move. Who's creating chaos? Haha, you grandchildren again, the last time we were in a tripartite relationship, you cows dare bring half sheep and half men, if we weren't wise, we would have called the legendary wind of sorrow to scare away the hunger. Thirsty beauty, that time the men were in your hands. This new vengeance counts together. Eat my severance! ”

Well, the city steward doesn't have to scream, the new graduate from Nanxiang has arrived, but from the information he revealed, I should be sorry for their friendship.

“Ouch! ”

All of a sudden, one of them hit me hard.

“I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Momo's chasing those bastards. ”

Turns out, it was a dark elf city pipe chase that accidentally hit me.

The cloak was smashed open, the light shoots into my eyes, it stings my eyes, but when I looked at Momo with a shock on his face, I woke up.

I wrapped my body in a cloak, and the system wouldn't give you a nice suit of clothes. As Heroise said, the nascent flesh was almost completely naked and there was nothing in the cloak.

“Well, I don't have anything to do with those guys at the Bison League. I'm new here to learn the power of the law. I just got mugged and my clothes were robbed. ”

Trying to remember the number two smile of being a saint —— no loss, no rational smile, no effort and no change. I don't want to be locked up in juvie somehow.

“I'm broke, I just came to rely on that witch cousin named Roland, this is Ai, my best friend. ”

And then I lifted Heroise up in front of that elf, and by the time I gave her my orders, she had become a lovely black kitten.

And under the command of my contract of magic, the majestic king of witches, even if her eyes were so angry that fire was about to erupt, could only call her a good sight.

“Aim!!! ”

“Oh, girls tend to be irresistible to cute things, and when they see that I have no threat, they will definitely let me go after a little search and inspection. ”

Soon, however, I discovered that my actions were superfluous. The Lady Elf City ignored the Meow King of Witches and stared at me dead, but didn't say a word.

And then...

Invisible saliva coming down.....

“I sent it! Pretty good too!! Naked!!! Can Momo eat it? ”

Immediately, anonymous fire broke out and I roared.

“You are the righteous wife, your whole family is the righteous wife. ”

Well, this time I admit to being pitted by the system again. What exercise from a young state is good for controlling my body. What state of mind and body combine most closely, and more excuses for self-comfort, can not hide the fact that I am pitted.

The 14-year-old flesh is indeed the expected age of the flesh, and it is the true attitude of my soul, suitable for the integration of the soul and flesh, but...

“I knew that ancient humans were over 200 years old and 14 years old was a child to them! ”

Yes, the average life expectancy of the first generation of humans is at least twice that of humans today, and my fourteen-year-old flesh, it looks up to ten years old.

I should have thought about it a long time ago, relative to the other two physical choices, that the physical properties were low, because they were too young and the charm value was too high, purely because children generally looked cute.

Yes, cute, and cute that handsome doesn't care.

The golden hair emits the sun's shine, with the red cheeks of Red Xia fluttering, like a just washed red apple, makes people want to bite, white skin moisturizing, obviously has not sun, while the sun smile on the small face is used to, but makes people feel his cheerful and lively personality.

It's not scary to be young, and the scary thing is, when I looked in the mirror with the dark river, I thought it was like a big doll, it was cute.

Nineteen charm values. If it's an adult, how charming it is to play with girls, it's invincible, but for children, cute is of no use!

This is not the most insidious part of the system.....

Young appearance is not a big deal for magicians, all kinds of deceitful age secrets and props should be everywhere, young old witches, old monsters are everywhere, as long as I go back to the lab and take out those collections, disguising adults is completely easy.

But the biggest problem right now - little buddy, though he does, because he's not developed, he's not! That's the heart of the problem!

I knew the system didn't press good intentions, so I got rid of the lack of physiological desire. The witch's body of hope gave me this underdeveloped body, or there was no physiological need.

My first goal now is to get back to the underground library and find out exactly when the first generation of humans will grow up in adolescence and when they will get married... well, I know it's boring to remember this without that book, but think about it.

And at this moment, from this drool, from the dark elf who is committing a foolish act, this time, I'm in a lot of trouble.

“Little cutie..... no, little friend, how about going to see the goldfish with my sister? My sister has a lot of cute little animals. ”

“Goldfish? There's goldfish in the underground world? You think I'm stupid. ”

I'm a first-class now, and I can't beat this weakest silver-class city knight.

“By the way, kid, I've got lollipops here. ”

Watching this idiot elf actually pull out a lot of candy from the chest armor, I have no idea what structure her brain is, is this the proud city steward knight of Iwo Mountain City? This makes my stomach even more painful.....

“Let go of me!! ”

“No, I can't wait to meet someone so appetizing, Momo must grab her back to feed her!! It will be harvested in a few years. Momo will be the first of the sisters to marry her husband! ”

Well, Momo has completely forgotten who he is as a law enforcement officer and is obsessed with his dreams.

“Oh, with such a lovely little husband, Momo will be envied by the other sisters. ”

But I really wanted to get laid, but I didn't get laid like a daughter-in-law, so I turned around and ran.

But just a couple of steps, my stomach hurts more, and then naturally I can't help it.

“Why is it so painful and exhausting? Is the flesh a combination of problems! ”

But all of a sudden, I felt the whole person being held up, and that idiot elf's voice was in my ear.

“Why are you so light, kid? Have you eaten well? ”

“Dinner?” Well, I finally remembered what I had forgotten, it took me two days to walk from the Dark River, but just now I had forgotten the habits of the living, I really didn't expect to eat, and Heroise, who was also the dead, wouldn't have thought to remind me.

“It's not stomachache, it's hungry. I haven't eaten in two days and it looks healthy. ”

Suddenly, I, at the next moment, was starving.

But fortunately, before I fainted, I shouted with the utmost strength, "Help, there's a strange aunt, she's going to feed me to granny", and from those rushing city stewards, my innocent body should be preserved.

“Tragedy, Pit Daddy, I don't share the day with you! ”

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PS. Well, if you see so much enthusiasm, let's reveal it in advance, try to kick out another chapter, I've updated 13,000 today, it's sort of an outbreak, with the support of my book buddies who recommend tickets. If there are any errors in poor condition, change it tomorrow.

PS2. How can anyone guess feminization, feminization of other people can, feminization of the protagonist is the end of the story... Shun, the positive state is only temporary.