The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Are you Lord Roland, or Lord Sleepless, or Little Rollo, or both? ”

In a tent at midnight, a man and a woman tend to be alone with the moon. Obscure, but with Diana's questioning, for a moment, the ambiguous air was scattered, and my unknown frustration and powerlessness silently lowered my head.

“Surely, I knew that the only women I've ever had transported in my life were peach blossoms, definitely not peach blooms. It's either the devil or the dragon, or it's changed. A homicidal maniac, I've been like this my whole life, destined never to be favored by a normal woman. ”

Well, being found out by her was just something I expected, and it was always my own killer, Peach Blossom Robbery, not Peach Blossom Luck, that frustrated me.

But all I could think about at best was being picked up as Roland the Witch, and the sleepless person was revealed, but I didn't expect that.

Are you sure the reason has been discovered? The silly dragon just saw me the other day, he rolled his head with laughter, and he shouted my name directly in the laughter. In the nest, the dragon's voice and thunder were not far off. Diana who sent me here at the time hadn't gone far. If she wasn't deaf, it would be strange if she didn't notice.

“So, my lord, what should I call you? ”

“Roland, Roland, they all sound the same anyway. But how did you connect me to Lolo and them? ”

Now I do need a reliable assistant, and even if she doesn't, I'll find her sooner or later, but I do have some curiosity as to where I'm going.

“Your ring and the kitten. ”

Well, I finally knew the problem was there, and Eliza's ring was on her right hand, and that the king of witches shaped kitten had appeared in front of Diana, and for a legendary knight, it wasn't hard to look at her like a torch, which she recognized for granted.

“Well, you must not have avoided the crowd coming to me tonight just to reveal my identity. Or you have a private matter to talk to me about. ”

In the previous second, the grey elf, who was still in good shape, suddenly lowered his head and nodded shyly. Red Xia continued to live in his ear, but I opened my mouth and accidentally smashed the cup to the ground.

“Is spring really here? Is she attracted to me? ”

The Dark Pokémon in front of her is the rare conscience of the entire city management team, the unparalleled manipulation and eccentricity of the Dark Pokémon. Her conservative and ancient boards are so famous that she is even known as the Dwarf who grew the shell of the Dark Pokémon that she has a reputation and reputation throughout the city.

But because of the legendary power and the status of the captain of the city administration, and the legendary tale of traveling thousands of miles with the tribe, someone has compared it to the legendary Grey Elf Ranger, Trister, to make the young seekers unconsciously obscene, only to be single, but now in front of a stranger like me, the spring heart starts to move?

I pinched my cheek, it really hurts, it shouldn't be a dream.

“Almighty system, I don't hack you anymore, thank you for giving me 19 charms! The system blesses me, and the attribute points of the next growth are also charming! Haha, eating with your face is hard reason, the Holy Knight is the Face Knight, my Roland era is finally coming. ”

Finally, Diana, blushing and playing with her fingers with her head down, took courage.

“My lord!! ”

“Well, I'm here! ”

“I'm a little ashamed to ask you something about the exit. ”

“I love unspeakable things! ”

“You're not gonna laugh at me, are you? Being a holy knight, I can't believe I did such a shameless thing. ”

“No, no, shameless or whatever, favorite. ”

“Excellent, my lord! I knew I could trust you. Show me the way for confusion! I was lost in my faith in Holy Light. ”

“What!? ”

Seems to find herself saying too simple, Diana hastily added a bunch.

Turns out, the shameless thing about Diana is that, as a saint, she finds herself unwittingly turning away from her faith.

Originally she and most of the Dark Pokémon generally believed in Rose, but always aversely contested her, persisted in choosing Holy Light as her faith, but Holy Light regarded the Dead Spirit and the Devil as the Dead Enemy from the beginning, and in that battle, the Dead Spirit who had become the Spirit was not evil and disordered at all, so she doubted her faith in Holy Light.

And the original tiny crack, because of my appearance became a mighty mouthful, I ascended the god of the law with the god of the dead spirit, and now the incarnation sent can actually use the holy light, isn't the dead spirit evil? Is the god of the law the same god as the god of the holy light? What I did, it was the very foundation of the overthrow of the teachings of Holy Light, and the fact that it destroyed the three perspectives directly shook her faith, expecting me to point it out to her.

Turns out, she thought of me as an incarnation of the gods of the law so that she could remain strangely silent all the way, and at this time, she asked me to teach her faith.

When I heard this, I suddenly felt that my blood pressure suddenly soared, my eyes were congested, and I instantly understood the wild warfare technique of the Orc. Turns out this guy really used me as a priest!

Did you have an obscure conversation? The promised beauty night attack? The Dark Pokémon instincts and tricks? Father Kung, do beautiful women want to show you the way of faith in the middle of the night? I'm not a saint priest. What do you want from me? I'm a man, a beast! I'll turn at midnight!

Okay, I know my little buddy can't do anything, but chat, chat, cultivate a relationship, stay in the future!

The anonymous flame of a senior magician burned in my chest, and I made a dark determination. Since you asked me to teach, I taught you what a god is and what a faith is.

“First of all, I am not the incarnation of the god of the law. I am a living mortal. In fact, let me tell you the secret of God. First of all, all the teachings of God are bullshit...”

Launched the anti-reconnaissance junction that came with the magic ring. My presence is one step away from the true God, but it reveals the secrets of the gods without any respect.

“True gods are just special beings, and they survive and evolve by faith, and you can think of them as part of the world, and, well, as a parasite in the world system, it's no different. ”

So, driven by an unknown flame, I tried to go as far as I could with the bad, ugly one.

I believe that when this evening is over, the so-called shaking of faith will only become a joke, and I guarantee that she will, like me, take faith in God itself as a ridiculous thing when she knows exactly what God is.

“... In sum, the god on the side of order is a poor man mixed with the concept of order, and the god of holy light is a super poor man who does not even have himself. Whether it's my God of Split Law, the Sleepless One, or the anonymous God of Holy Light, it's just a divine server that operates by some kind of rule, well, a machine like Roland II, and since rigid machines, as long as they follow their rules, how hard is it to use their power? ”

“The doctrine of the God of the Law is laid down by me as a mortal, because he himself is the incarnation of the concept of justice, even if I cannot leave the back door, even if I lose myself, I can do justice and justice to all prayers and salvations from the mortal world, while the doctrine of the Holy Light God is made up by those of the Church of the Holy See. On top of the essence of ‘purification’, they have added a lot of piecemeal concepts, these, presumably the Holy Light God himself cannot understand, why should you worry about those messy doctrines? ”

Half of what is said is sufficient. If the God of Holy Light is the embodiment of the concept of purification, and the God of Law is indeed the embodiment of the concept of justice, the most obvious example is the "born equal” dragging both parties to the same level.

But if the god of the law can leave the back door, and there are exceptions, it is not a god of justice, but sometimes cheating does not have to leave the back door, the fact that the insomniac ascends to the throne as my body is in itself an important hindhand for me to stay.

Of course, these deeper secrets will not be told to Diana, but they alone will be enough to destroy the legendary Holy Knight's three sights and crumble the faith, and that's exactly what I want.

The future situation I face is too serious, and in the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a strong card on which I grew up again, an assistant who truly trusts me.

But very puzzling, even the cloudy city of Iwo Mountain can play the role of an ace, and at the same time move freely in human society, there is little.

Needless to say, if they went to the earth to the kingdom of mankind, the dead would have declared war on the living, and so would my four kings, Caleb. Dia lacks mobility and strength, and the higher elves are even more eye-catching in human society. He was formerly the consul of the Land of Circumpolar Law, and will cause numerous winds and waves if he emerges.

Lilith, of all the other laws, needless to say, Kevin is a human being, but his business and family have dragged him down, and a golden knight of justice has no effect as an ace.

And my assistant's most powerful candidate, Eliza of Hidden Heaven, I certainly wouldn't dare take her with me, even if she was still in Mount Iwo.

After all, to find a race worse than the demon's reputation, it is basically impossible to accomplish the task. The demon's physical characteristics are so obvious, the power of chaos is even more remarkable, any saint will discover it.

As for the bare king... even if I wanted to, the Supreme Court of Iwo Mountain City wanted to let people go, I would put a necklace around his neck and disguise him as a cowhead slave. After all, the vast majority of the beasts were either enemies or slaves in the eyes of humans on the surface.

As for the gang of city leaders, unless they were willing to endure the deadly moonlight ritual, taking them out would certainly be trouble for themselves, considering the bad reputation of the Dark Elves who could be burned directly on the surface.

The end result is a clear mastery of the cloud, but no one is fit to wear it in order not to be branded heterosexual and heretical.

Think about it, this “simple” Legendary Grey Pokémon Holy Knight, instead, became the most suitable person, trustworthy, hard enough and potentially infinite. Of course, the most important thing is that her emotions are pure and confusing, and “history” proves its infinite potential, which is why I would say that even if she didn't come to me, I would go to her.

“People are so stupid and eye-catching, what a good personal bodyguard. ”

Well, after the goal was confirmed, some bad guy intensified his recklessness.

In order to attract other people into my company, I also reveal my ambitious plans in a tacit way, and let her struggle with her heart and actions.

Ultimately, the day was slightly bright, Diana said to think back for a while, and when she got up and quit, her eyes were full of blood all night long. In the past, English-looking female knights were shriveled, as if they had just been dragged into the alley by a dozen Orcs.

And when I saw her hesitate, I nodded with satisfaction, and from what I knew about her, I guess the results of the consideration would probably satisfy me.

Then I watched the sky gradually turn bright, I also felt a little tired from sleeping overnight, ready to take a nap for the last hour or two.

But I haven't slept with my eyes closed for 10 minutes, and I was attacked by a fierce dog.

“Bastard! What have you done to the elder sister!! ”

The angry elf broke into my tent with a sword and, without saying a word, lifted my bed plate.

“..... what? ”

“Momo has never seen the big sister so tired, walking and crying all the way, what the hell did you bastard do to the big sister, is it too bad skill or hard? The elder sister is really pathetic, obviously for the first time, I met a silver wax gun that you can't seem to use, so leave a sad memory. ”

What's this and what? Looking at the messy collar and the blood in her eyes, maybe she listened to it outside all night, and I was blessed to have begun the spell of preventing eavesdropping at an early age to tell the mystery of the gods.

But the more Momo said, the harder it got.

“I told you, men can't just look, they can't look much more. I should have stopped Big Sister when she entered your tent. Let Momo teach you a few tricks first. Momo doesn't have any experience, but Momo reads a lot of books, has a lot of interaction with the sisters, theory combined with reality, field exercises, will definitely make you ¥@ # @, have a perfect first experience, comfortable home. ”

Whenever I feel like I owe money for a system manipulation with Pit Daddy, look at the words and deeds of Mosaic that the plagiarists in the city management force should be hit, I always feel like a moral person, a noble person, a person who is out of junior fun.

Well, I didn't have enough sleep. I was interrupted by a lot of sleep, and naturally I was extremely angry, and then, of course, the first day of the knight's showdown came back.

And after this mysterious battle, I went to the basin, and surprisingly, everyone looked at me differently.

As a man, I instantly understood when I watched the nasty gestures of the two flower protectors punching holes in their fingers.

Even with the cover of the night, the skills of the knight in armor would never qualify, and she would barely be able to hide anybody in my tent, and when everyone saw Diana staying in there all night, and her eyes bled again in the morning, and her eyes crept out, I sort of jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash myself.

This time, Coros, who was close to me, was far from me, and looked at me like I was looking at something dirty. After all, in her eyes, I met Diana shortly after, and I thought it was a super dude.

Well, if anything happens, I admit it, but I'm really innocent, but now I'm saying that Diana and I just spent the night talking about faith and gods, pure relationships between men and women, and I don't believe it myself.

In view of the fact that Coruscant might be able to play a role in the future plan, I could only try to explain it to her with a thick face, but from a cautious look, it really didn't work very well, and the next scene made me completely unable to get rid of it.

Not far away, Diana took off her heavy armor, dressed in a thin monobloc, with a holy sword and a silver Avenger, and slowly walked towards me.

That was a conscious expression, as if she were about to go to the altar and sacrifice herself as the Virgin.

When she had just approached me, her face was full of seriousness, but suddenly she knelt down on her knees and slowly lifted her arms, handing me her sword.

“My Lord, I vow to follow your teachings for the rest of my life, to be your strongest reliance, and your enemies will be my sword's targets. Your joy will be my highest glory, your pride, and the goal I will pursue throughout my life. ”

Well, I instantly realized that a single knee landing is a knight's allegiance to his lord, that his knees can only kneel to his elders and to the gods in heaven, that she takes me as a true god goodbye, that this begins to be a vague vow, and that it is only a prayer to proclaim faith and obedience to the true god.

But I get it, no one else gets it.

“Big Sister!! Lorraine, what kind of witchcraft did you use against Big Sister? ”

Well, the Raptor instantly turns into the Raptor. This naked killing intent, with the wind-pressed sword of storm, is obviously a joke.

“Ah, I told you the elves and humans were irrational. Look, it's only been a few days. Look at all the human males, always hung up on lechery. Smile, not a good person at first glance. ”

Silver Hook Bear, how dare you insult my reputation? And where the fuck is lewd? Smile, obviously the standard smile of the 59-style Saint, is the instrument for obtaining donations from noble women, it took me a long time to practice the secret book.

“My generation has another backstage rookie. Congratulations, congratulations.” Well, I'd be happy to take it if it wasn't for the reputation of a bad dwarf with all the yellow gambling poisons.

“Cut, hairless females, what's so good about it?” It's... well, this aesthetic wonder exists, and everybody knows who it is.

“Unfortunately!! Stop chasing me, I really just talked to your sister all night. ”

The last scream was, this sword was thrown in the tent, trying so hard to avoid the rabid dog chasing me.

“Hmm, is that possible? Talk about insomnia all night, unless you're a sexually incompetent or underdeveloped kid. ”

“Too much deception, I... I fought with you. ”

Well, someone accidentally stepped on the pain and turned around and hit Momo.