The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Fort Lansburg, or Fort Lance, is the closest city to our chosen underground access exit.

Situated on the Chill Heights, Fort Lance is one of the nation's finest strongholds, clearly located inland in the United Kingdom of Minting.

The thick hybrid brick walls are both beautiful and solid in the architectural masters' design. The walls, 10 meters tall and 3 meters thick, were initially conceived as the enemy of the giant race, and the long moat was full of hungry piranhas.

Reason? They have a good neighbor. The entrance to the underground world is open. Anyone can get in, anybody can get out.

Seasonal underground Orcs plunder attack, late at night to prepare the Dark Pokémon Raid team to hunt surface Pokémon traditional trials, Black Dragon and Red Dragon accidentally fly out of underground passage for autumn wind to change flavors, sneak out to find experimental Wizards and Death Sorcerers, looking for sacrifice demons, evil worshippers..... well, it is that I feel that the exile and hostility of the inhabitants of the underground world is not completely unjustified.

At least in the underground corridor alone, we encountered three Dark Pokémon raids and two Orc patrols, the latter seeing Casio walking away in a direct salute, the former seeing the Grey Pokémon first stunned and then not hesitating to change the target of the trial hunt and jumping at us.

Well, I was just finishing up the team, and I was going to do some training, and look at the strength of the rookie, but when Casio's bone bow was raised and the golden arrow made a round of naming, someone called out the name "golden bow," and the Dark Pokémon simply retreated.

Of course, Casio bent the bow and arrow and the brilliant appearance was exactly the same, and the confused Amelia was completely different, but when I found a king of beasts hunter drooling at Casio with green eyes, I was silently worried about this half-human horse hero.

“Golden first class? If it's less than thirty, which means he's just an adult in a half-man's horse, it's really good, but it's still a little worse than the king of beasts at the Golden Peak, the half-longer, especially the kind who absolutely does whatever it takes for an end. The better you do, the more dangerous you are. ”

I had the heart to remind this half-man, but the sad wind was laughing at him all the way, which made me wonder how to do it.

The sad wind only looks at the appearance, tall and rich, the face is ancient, it still gives a good feeling, while the low and strong voice is always slow and gentle, the conversation is both fun and knowledgeable, quite some mature and philosophical smell.

Well, it's precisely because of his good appearance, good mouth, so many victims, so much social harm.

And the image of this loyal elder brother, proper and implicit goodwill, sincere laughter, especially to the seemingly apathetic Casio's appetite for the future, most importantly, the sad wind followed the way the young half-man spoke, soon, after the initial test, the efforts of the sad wind created, the two became said and laughed.

Diana couldn't keep her eyes open and reminded him of her kind past, but instead of saying a word, she was saddened to go back.

“Smart creatures are so shallow, they're used to judging life by its race and appearance. Yes, I'm a half-longer with black dragon blood, but everyone who knows me knows that I love life and small animals. Yes, I'm ugly, but everyone who knows me knows that I'm gentle, too. ”

Well, his injured eyes, if heavenly grievances, as if Diana were a racially discriminating bad person, and in Casio's rather angry rage, eventually, the kind Diana still couldn't speak of those disgusting obscene acts, but shook her head and retreated.

“Big Sister, you are a big deal. In two days, that half-man boy will know. ”

“But by then, it's too late! ”

“Pfft!” The more innocent people are, the more powerful they are to relate. When they hear this "it's late," the others laugh and look at the famous golden bow with a playful eye, especially the vest on his lower body.

“The boy knew not how sad the wind was, so he sang the backyard the next day. ”

Well, I don't know who did a crooked poem, funny tone and lyrics that made everybody laugh, but, um, in the face of Diana's "How Can You Do This" questioning glance, at least I wouldn't admit it was my inspiration.

After Cassio, who was quite proud, joined the ranks and pretended not to have heard the courtesy greetings of Colosseum, he called others “hello, the goblin” and "hello, the fat human” along the way, had easily offended many people.

So, looking at the sad wind aimed at him, apart from the kind Diana, people didn't mean to break it and were happy to see his jokes.

Next, in addition to another joint snipe of the Dark Pokémon near the exit, the journey went well.

But then walking into the underground world, bathing in the familiar and unfamiliar warm sun, looking at the vast blue sky, the vast land that can't see the end, is me, also a little excited.

The Roland Sword at the waist also resonates slightly, seemingly describing its impatience, and the direction it hopes to go, naturally, is the north of the continent.

“The Duchy of Donglan? Descendants? I would like to try his colour. If I fail to meet my requirements, it is an insult to this glorious name...”

I shook my head, threw the excess ideas aside for a while, looked back, and found that the merchants were not doing very well.

The spiritual Momo of the past sat on the floor with her eyes closed, while Diana was pale and on her knees, reading words in her mouth, seemed to be praying.

“It won't fall, it won't fall. ”

When I got close, I realized she was talking to herself, and immediately, I was dumbfounded.

This is not a rare problem anymore, even if on the surface, the miners have been underground for a long time, come out and look up at the sky, from the narrow hole to see the unbridled sky, there is the illusion that it will be snatched away by the sky at any moment, falling into the sky.

This is an almost instinctive illusion of a creature, and a skilled miner would be better off in a while, but not so good for dark elves who spend their entire lives underground.

Born in the underground world, they are accustomed to being on clouds, still having black pressed rock walls, and more accustomed to the first dawn of the morning being brought by the luminous moss on the rock walls.

When the roof of the rock wall that imitates the scriptures and the earth suddenly disappears, it is as if the human beings who live on the earth suddenly have no sun or blue sky. Even if reason knows that it is okay, extreme physical and mental discomfort is inevitable.

As far as I know, this instinctive response, dramatically referred to as "open zone phobia," takes at least a few months to overcome, and not a few in a lifetime.

Some of the photophobic grey elves were in the worst shape, so they went straight to the carriage to rest, and that Casio, even though his hooves were shaking slightly, was still dressed to calm down and tried to stand up straight.

As for the silver hook, Hoyle and the old oil strips, I don't know how many times they've been on the ground, and the same goes for the guys in the law school, they've been hip-hopping for a long time.

As for Green, who was supposed to be on the ground for the first time, the thick armor and bird-wing helmets could not see the expression at all, but from the way he looked at the grenades on his waist, he was no better off and was now in need of security for explosives.

What, there's one more missing? Well, I've deliberately ignored it, and you have to mention him. It's suicide.

“You all right, or you can rest in the carriage for a while. ”

“No, that's okay. I'm fine.”

How can a stubborn young man and horse admit defeat in front of everyone when he looks at others who ignore his face, even if Brother Sad Wind sends a sincere greeting out of concern.

“Well, dude, let me lean on it, I'm a little dizzy. ”

The black dragon man suddenly sat on the ground, leaning against Casio's horse belly, and Casio was stunned first, then understood, and his indifferent and arrogant face also smiled.

“Well, in that case, let me lean on you. ”

So the proud half-man prince also let his hooves bend down and sat down like a war horse, letting the sad wind lean on his side of the abdomen.

Gradually, sitting on the ground, with dependence, feeling the body temperature of the companion, feeling the solid ground, young half-man Prince Ma's heart beating slowly, “open zone phobia” greatly improved.

Then, the cold and hot man Prince Ma finally melted in the iceberg and laughed with gratitude.

“Thank you. Brother Sad Wind. ”

“Thanks for what I did, I should be thanking you. ”

“Huh. Big brother, you're so sweet. ”

“I'm a wonderful place. You haven't seen it yet. You'll have a chance. ”

As we talked, half a man and half a dragon were leaning together, and their hands touched each other ”accidentally” and then quickly split apart. The scene was completely invisible.

The horrible scene in front of me made me rub my head and make a dark determination. I must find a no-one to bury the sad wind alive as soon as possible, lest it continue to contaminate my eyes.

And from the people who bite their teeth next to them or vomit, there are not a few who hold this idea, and if it weren't for the young Ace shooter, I'm afraid it would have gone into action.

Not far from the underground exit, Lansburg arrived just before sunset, and when we got to where we were, we were just approaching the gates of the city, but we were in new trouble.

“Over there, take off your helmet and be examined. Whose slave is that dragon? Does he bite? Do you have a vaccine certificate? ”

Immediately, when I heard that the elder brother was seen as an animal, impulsive Casio was touching the bow, intending to kill the guard directly, as usual, but I hastily stopped him. I didn't want to be a wanted man just now when I came to the kingdom of mankind.

In fact, the guard's argument also makes sense. If it weren't for the Holy Knight's presence in our line of work, I'm afraid, from the moment he saw the Half Dragon Man, he would have yelled for us to be surrounded.

Half dragons have a special kind of creature race, and they are different from dragon descendants due to mixed race.

Although they have their own communities and cultures, they are indeed unnatural products, and in the confused ancient times, the colorful evil dragon god Tiamat and the evil wizard created them to serve the evil (chaotic) colorful dragons (red dragons, black dragons, blue dragons, etc.), and the sad wind itself is a half-longer with only the blood of black dragons.

In contrast, relatively good metal dragons (Golden Dragon, Silver Dragon, etc.) have no interest in these half-longers. Due to natural repression in the blood, the vast majority of half-longers are still servants of evil dragons. For example, as the new dragon queen, Xiaohong is building a dragon city, there are countless half-longs servants.

This is also why the previous sad wind was able to use that language to gain Casio's approval, because in many places, even with great talent, individual combat power is not bad, and the half-longers are indeed discriminated against because of the fate of their servants.

Of course, in a chaotic underground world, black dragons and red dragons are also prone to death, so that their servants and their descendants can be freed easily, wherever there are probably the most free half-longers.

Thus, in the eyes of mankind, the black dragon man is equal to the claw teeth of the evil dragon, and now there is a holy knight in this team, so that the dragon man is merely a slave or trophy of a magician, which is the logical inference.

“I am the slave of this half-human, Lord Ma. ”

“Thank you, little brother. It's okay. I've seen a lot of these vulgars. Don't get to know him.

The sad wind grabbed the impulse of Casio, whispered in his ear, and seemed to make it difficult for him. The sad wind also took the initiative to admit that he was the slave of the other, and Casio was moved by it.

That is, when the eyes of the two men are opposite each other, the electroluminescence, everything is in eye contact, the redundant words are useless, and in the eyes of the bystanders, the scene becomes unbearable again.

“Oh, Momo's gonna throw up, Momo's gonna throw up! ”

At this moment, I think seriously about throwing them away, letting them die for themselves, and finding an archer on their own.

Well, when this was resolved, there was another problem over there, Green insisted on not removing his helmet, and the guards naturally wouldn't let go, but their argument led to more guards, and when these city guards stared at us with a cautionary eye, and the crossbow guns on the walls were slowly adjusting their targets, I knew this wasn't going to work.

“Detect evil! ”

The role of this circular theology, the holy light falling, the villain, or the holder of the power of chaos, is dyed red.

In an instant, the black dragon man was bright red, while the others had a faint white light on their bodies.

“Sir, you see the glow on him, he is also a good orderly people, only my brother is highly burned, the look under the armor is ugly, afraid to scare others, so I have been afraid to unravel it. ”

I grabbed the guard's hand on the bright side to explain, but as soon as my wrist shook, a small pocket slipped into each other's sleeves.

“Can you do me a favor? Look at Beyana. ”

It was not the first time that the young guard with a full face of mahjong had received a bribe. He looked around and found that no one had noticed this side. He shook his sleeve again. The sound of a metal impact rang in there. See how light it was, and nodded with satisfaction.

“Go inside. Stay out of trouble. ”

And when our convoy came in, Heroise's voice rang in his ear.

“That bag is not light. How much did it cost? That's not your habit. ”

“Guess. ”

“I guess it's all copper coins, up to 30 copper coins, but not too much for the guards. ”

“Five gold coins. ”

“How is that possible! You cheap bastard!! ”

“Oh, I got a lot of money before this trip, what's with the little money? ”

“No, it's not about the money, it's about the character you'll never lose! Five gold coins? A golden coin of flower elves that disappears overnight? ”

“That thing is worth a hundred times more than regular gold coins, so I can't afford to lose so much? ”

“No, according to what I know about you, as long as you're happy yourself, make others unhappy, no matter how much you give. Hey, don't sell it, teacher. I'm curious. ”

“Then you're curious to go. ”

While it is true that this dumb sight understands me, I do not intend to reveal the mystery.

According to my understanding of her, the desire for knowledge and secrets of this all-knowing spouse is endless. Once curiosity has developed, it will definitely follow, otherwise I will not be able to sleep all night. Then I will have the opportunity to achieve my goals.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Otherwise, I promise to teach you cold ice magic, to teach you cold ice magic that this idiot can use. You should have said it by now.”

Well, definitely, I gave in instantly, and my destination was reached.

I'm still too weak, even if it's just a little stronger, and I can actually use Death Magic and Cold Ice Magic, and I'm a master of Death Magic myself, but if I get caught in the Death Mage's hat because of this, I'll be a wanted person, even if that status is over.

Thus, although it is on the side of chaos, the elemental magic that the human magicians on the side of order will inevitably practise becomes the only option.

And my knowledge of cold ice magic is still at the stage of gathering up magic to blow over, and there is a full-fledged magic master beside her who naturally asks her to teach.

“Psst, let me teach you this puppy, get killed again? Dream!”

Well, if you hold her down with a pet contract, she'll teach you, but if you miss something deliberately, it's enough for me to have a good time.

But I'm not in any hurry. She knows me, and I know her. In fact, just find a way, this king of witches is very good against it. It's just a patient waiting opportunity, an opportunity to arouse the curiosity of each other.

If she doesn't, she's hooked up after a week of rhetoric.

I laughed when I looked at the kitten scratching hard around my neck and couldn't even break Titan's torso skin.

“Well, the mystery is revealed. Five gold coins, my ten gold coins and two black iron swords were interrupted from Momo's rehearsal. So, I'm going to put the debris in some kind of bag, sort of a waste use. However, it was once five gold coins and is now worth five gold coins. ”

The long sword was made of poor quality, the handicraft fee was completely negligible, and the cost of the materials and sword were basically equal, but I wouldn't be bored to rebuild a black iron sword.

“Impossible, when did you prepare it! ”

“I've been ready on the road for years, and as long as the show is in place, it really hasn't failed. ”

Yes, I knew there was going to be a problem when we got into town, and the bag fragments were ready on the way, even with the bribe lines and the cash exercise.

“Bastard! How dare you tease me! Boy, you wait for me. ”

The sudden shouting behind me made me shake my head.

“Hey, even this word hasn't changed, it's really lacking in novelty. ”

“You're not afraid he'll lead you to trouble. ”

“If a small soldier eats a card, it's strange that he can call his colleagues to seek vengeance. ”

“If he insults you, can't he call for help? Isn't that what knight novels say? It's a classic routine. ”

I took a sympathetic look at Heroise, and when I read too many novels by the Knights of the Road, I actually became mentally retarded, so I called myself the All-Knower.

“Then explain why he let the rape in, and if it turns out that we're not cheating, but that he's just trying to avenge the military's misinformation, the little soldier is going to lose his head. ”

“You're my disciple, you're a cunning old traitor. ”

“Thank you, but please call him experienced. ”

The apprentice looked at each other with a sense of sympathy, and behind the scene, Momo suddenly pulled Ladiana's sleeve.

“You look at Roland, and he looks at the cat with a strange look on his face, and he looks at it like a person. Was he one of those sad breezes who didn't touch Big Sister that night? ”

Momo has been making all sorts of malicious assumptions about Roland ever since Diana showed herself to be a teenage girl.

“Shut up! Don't mention that night!” Diana sighed helplessly when she remembered how weird everyone looked after the day.

“Recently, luck has been so bad, it's been a sin to the unfortunate god. ”

Shortly afterwards, the complaint reached my ear, and I laughed very happily.

”You did not sin against the god of misfortune, you sinned against the god of plague Halo. Haha, find another luckier one than me, hello, bad luck lightning rod number 3, let's get along. ”