The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Renee. Jean Lang, fourteen years old, in his father, Kash. After his death, he became the sole heir of Lan's blood and gained the trust of the people and the military. ”

The experience of this knight princess was quite similar to ours. A year ago, during the border clashes, the army of the Orcs stormed and the previous king, Old Kash, died in invincible battle. The knight princess temporarily entered the battle and brushed the army for 3,000 miles, sweeping the army of the Orcs back home.

But she had no record of her personal appearance in that war, so her strength and profession were unknown, but both domestically and abroad, she had been compared to the legendary twins Roland Cavins.

Three hundred years ago, the legendary Saint Roland grew rapidly in the war, twelve years old in bronze, thirteen years old in silver, fourteen years old in gold, temporarily heard of the divine spirits of Holy Light, allowing it to break through the legendary realm and slaughter countless enemy armies, but unfortunately too young to finally die.

Even the fastest growing humans, this rate of growth is still fantastic. At this rate, isn't it the rhythm of the 20-year-old demigod? Even because of the incredible rate of growth, there are private rumours that this grievance is overwhelming, and finally, the God of Holy Light can't watch anymore, so give him strength to break through the clouds.

Even on the basis of this rumor, a bishop offered to seal the title of Saint of Roland and to have him pursued as Saint Roland, but this obvious proposal to reveal a dark history and to strike a face at the entire diocesan church is naturally unacceptable.

All right, so subtle, the real fact is that some kind of crosser went crazy in the war and escalated, thinking he could eventually turn the wheel, but still couldn't handle the tragedy of the historical flood.

And Roland, if he was a growing genius, Cavins was a fantastic genius at first, part-time magician and warrior, and had already double-crossed the gold field. At the age of twelve, he was already a double-legend before he had the Byrne blood case. If Roland was a genius of the Cathedral Church for 300 years, then Cavins was a genius of the whole Eichy millennium.

And I was the only one who knew, in fact, that Cavins had already touched the cane leading to the sacred steps. He was not a so-called magical martial arts cultivator and breakthrough at the same time. Instead, after the magic reached the legend, he was bored and went to practice martial arts and then went straight to the legend again.

This growth is clearly more non-human, but it can be explained if it is not human in itself.

In my quest for future generations, I discovered that Cavins was an evil tire, or someone who, although human, had been chosen by the abyss of chaos, how could it be normal, to say that the devil invasion was full of doubt, and one of the most important goals was to return the abyss' pet to the abyss.

And in another adventure, I discovered that the dark scene was a lot.

A brain-broken prophet predicted the birth of a prince of the abyss among the twins of the Far North, and a bunch of idiots who thought they were the guardians of the world, in order to avoid such fate, first passed a test pressure on the high ecclesiastical church to force the royal family to hand over the firstborn son to the ecclesiastical church as a soft hostage, and tried to resist it by making him a holy knight, while at the same time sending several assassinations of the second son, instead becoming an opportunity for the second son to grow.

To be honest, this prophecy is also true. If there is a systematic accompaniment to me, it would definitely be more demonic than Cavins, and in “history", it is true that Roland became the Prince of the Abyss, so it seems that both Princes could be demonic tires.

But sometimes I wonder, if it weren't for this mysterious prophecy, we wouldn't be forced to do this. Whether it was true prophecy to the real truth, or whether prophecy created the truth through its own butterfly effect, I'm afraid, nobody can figure it out, but in detail, it's like having an egg before an egg, or having an egg after an egg after an egg. It's confusing and meaningless to consider.

But flies don't stink and sew eggs, even without the instigation of conspirators, in the great historical momentum at the time, attracted by the interests, the war will be triggered at the end, outnumbered, and the end is probably similar.

Well, to be honest, even the late prince, even if distorted history is not recognized by the mainstream, one is the tragic hero of martyrdom, one is the anti-hero who sacrificed everything to avenge the dead, even in modern times, the twin princes are still the pride of the land of Lan, and this princess can be compared to the legendary twin stars of 300 years ago, enough to prove how much the people love it today.

But I noticed that the dresses and hairstyles on the portrait of Princess Renee were imitations of Roland, even the women's silver armor, which was a female reproduction of my thorny armor, which seemed to be a cheerful smile, and a derivation of the Saint Knight's standard smile.

“Had it not been for her own worship of the heroic figure of 300 years ago, the greatest possibility would have been that she was deliberately imitating the legendary heroic figure, which would not have augured well if the situation had rotten enough to require her as a princess to create a god to gather people together. ”

Perhaps I have been subconsciously avoiding the new owner of the land, which is why I have been dealing with her with a fake or careless attitude, and even if I started collecting intelligence from various countries, I did not start with the Principality of Donglan.

And now, when that fact comes before me, if you turn away, it becomes a shrinking tortoise, which is not my practice.

Walk into the bathroom alone, soak in the bathtub, take off the time distortion ring, and carefully adjust the ring scale from 20 to 12, then put it on, then...

“It's exactly the same. ”

When I got back to my first secondary development, the gender identity wasn't so obvious, and the mirror on the wall, which was almost exactly the same face as the poster, broke my last glimmer of luck.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But no way, there were so many commandments of the Order of Saints back then. We lived like monks in Byrne before the age of 12. We fought every day after the age of 12. Where did the time go wrong? ”

What else is more puzzling than one's great-great-great-granddaughter, and the only consolation is that, while they are of Roland descent, it is really unclear whether they are Roland or Cavins.

After all, the revenge and cleansing of the demon army led by Cavins created countless enemies and resentments, in which case, even if they were really Cavins descendants, they wouldn't tell the truth, and it would be perfectly normal to raise Roland's banner.

“Son of a bitch, you want me to carry the blackjack for you at this time. ”

Reminds me that Tomorrow the twins were the same, obviously I was more able to speak, Cavins was more popular than me, without chaotic commandments,, young, young, disguised, disintegrating the sisters' guard, not to mention the court maid, noble maids are not the few he got, and he often shows off in front of my brother.

And even if I hate itching, I still pay attention to the image of being a Crown Prince and a Holy Knight, pretending to be mature, pretending to be a gentleman, paying attention to reputation and image. At the end of the day, I still hang up with only one stick. Now that I have a whole bunch of offspring who don't know the true and false, I feel that there are some wrongdoers.

Well, I admit it's the envy and jealousy of more than 300 years of the Great Master.), but now that I think about having a great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter who is too old for my flesh and blood, I don't think she's big.

“Hmm? Is the door unlocked? Oh, excuse me. ”

Suddenly, the door opened and the dog walked straight into the bathroom, glancing at me soaking in the bathroom, and turned around and walked out.

Oh, no, she didn't. She locked the door! What the hell does she want to do?

“Oh, I just don't feel right, that's the magic of changing the flesh, which is your real age and name, Lolo? Lorraine? I guess it's Lorraine, or you'd have eaten your big sister long ago, and I won't mention being so angry when you're incompetent and stunted. Sorry, I accidentally stepped on your pain, Momo will notice later. ”

You sound great, but what are you going to do? Why are you undressing? Why did you come here? Why did you walk into the bathtub? What the hell is that saliva!!

“Just give Momo a hug. Just give Momo a hug. Momo won't do anything, really! ”

Wipe your mouth clean before you say that, and the horny mouth. Laugh, I should say it's the Dark Pokémon, then what exactly do you mean by weird twisted finger movements, what exactly are you going to do!

“Sweetie, baby, it just hurts.” The dogs have been thoroughly lusted. The incarnation of hope, and already silly me, has been forced into the corner.

“Never! Blackskin elf! Don't touch my man. ”

“Momo, what are you doing! ”

One second before Diana crushed the door and locked it in, a flash of light burst in and out of the ring on her right hand, hitting Momo, and under the wrath of the Marquis of the Devil, she immediately fell to the street.

“I'm sorry, Roland, but the emergency rescue program started, and the ring ran out of energy, and I'm afraid I won't be able to reach you in three days. I really didn't see the ring getting wet as a startup program. Oh, bathroom PLAY, bathroom spying or anything, I'm not interested. ”

Well, Eliza, even if you're malicious at this point, I wouldn't find it cute.

“I'm sorry, my lord, I'll talk about her. ”

Well, you rushed right in, and, uh, could you not look so lightly, even if the boy is not yet developed, he has human rights?

The grey elf who rushed straight in raised his colleague and lowered his head to apologize, but the look of sneaking around and smiling lightly really pissed me off.

Well, both elves left, and the bathroom returned to calm, but I left the bathtub silently, first removing Eliza's ring, pressing it under the clothes, then re-adjusting the time-worn ring, then removing the backup sword next to the clothes, and placing it by the bathtub before starting the bath again.

Five minutes later.....

“Well, is the door broken? Is there anyone in there? Oh, the men's clothes, well, the bathtub is big enough, soak it up, wash it together, and rub each other's backs. ”

“Brother, you dropped the soap, I'll get it for you. ”

This time, we come to an increasingly invisible group of brothers, the sad wind and Casio.

“I'm sick of change. Eat me and kill me! ”

Unfortunately, there is an absolute gap in strength, allowing the sad wind to succeed empty-handed.

But it's absolutely right to have the sword ready. It's absolutely wrong to name this team. It's absolutely gentleman. Is there anyone else who's normal?

“You say that, are you normal? Gentlemen change. Statue is attractive to each other, right? ”

Suddenly, in the bathtub, a wet kitten jumped out, trembled, dumped the water dry, and walked out of the bathroom in front of me.

“Heroise! You too!”

“Slime needs regular hydration, and I came earlier than you. Really, such an adult, and strong with a cat, by the way, the young child is in good shape, very cute. If you don't think about joining me. Palace, although it never recruits men, if it's so cute, even boys fit in. ”

“Heroise! Eat my holy light! ”

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The dark night did not mean the end of the day, and the “accident” of the day eventually turned into a farce that swept through everything. I was a little tired and I wanted to take a bath to recover my fatigue, but I remembered that it was the beginning of everything, and eventually, I had to lie in bed helplessly.

But unexpectedly, Heroise, the cat, jumped into the room from the window sill.

“Hey, it's time to learn, and you don't want the message of the Saints learning elemental magic to get out, freak title still a little less. ”

While unreliable and dangerous, attaching importance to knowledge transmission and promise is one of Herois' finest strengths in the past.

When I think of the promised cold ice magic learning, I came to rejoice. In the second generation, I did learn cold ice magic in Heroise, but Heroise was not easy to talk to, it was hard to tell how many real things I taught, and I kept saying that I was stupid to not learn well.

But half an hour later...

“Say you're a pig and you're really gasping. Such a stupid apprentice can't teach, feel the breath of the elements, not want you to drive them, communicate, communicate, not want you to order, threaten, you are such a fool, don't say demigod, how in the world did you become a legendary magician? ”

“Of course it's cheating with the system. ”

Well, just think about it, it's unnecessary to say it, but I'm afraid even if Heroise had taught it seriously, it would have turned out the same way.

“I don't know how you taught Eliza that her cold ice magic already has its own path, its potential is endless, while you yourself remain in the apprenticeship's understanding. ”

“Just throw her the spell text and the study notes so she doesn't understand. Ask Margaret, that's all. ”

The cat sighed helplessly and turned into a human figure in a twist. I upgraded her ability to deform, and the blonde girl reappeared, but.....

“Pfft, so cute. ”

When I looked at the three-inch nail in front of the model doll as if it were a mentor, I laughed out loud and the revenge was obvious.

Heroise sighed helplessly.

“Learn or not? If you don't, I'll go to bed. Would I be so small if you made some money? ”

The power of Magic Pete is tied to her master. Since I am still a weak chicken, it is obvious that it is too early for her to be completely human.

“Elemental magic comes from the gods of ancient elements. Elemental gods and elements have their own temper. Each element magic has its own nature. Your understanding of ice cold flows through the surface, nature cannot progress. What do you think is the essence of cold ice? Why did you choose to learn cold ice? ”

The essence of cold ice? Isn't it cold? What's so hard to understand?

Why did you choose cold ice? Either by nature or by the snowman, he deeply understands the cruelty of cold winter and feels that the magic potential of cold ice is endless.

“In fact, every senior elemental magician understands the elements themselves. I did not teach you before, I do not want you to save a hand, but want you to enlighten yourself, but it has been hundreds of years. With your magical qualities, you will know that you will not know it will take thousands of years. Let me tell you my understanding. ”

With a small hand, a super small flaming eagle soars in the room, then Heroise fingers, white clouds float past, I thought the flaming eagle would explode in a collision of ice, but surprisingly, the flaming eagle just wears white, slowing the speed of flight.

This is completely different from the ice fire clash in common sense, and suddenly I kind of understand why Eliza can finally control both the ice and the flame.

“I personally understand that cold is simply not something that exists in real life, she is a state and a trend that slows things down and even stagnates. ”

When I heard that, I had a little admiration for Heroise. Temperature is an energy. Low temperatures reduce the activity of things. These concepts of physics are nothing to a penetrator, but a native magician rebuts the essence of elemental magic. It takes countless theoretical accumulations and experiments to prove that Heroise's search for a magically superior, truly worthy, all-knowing reputation.

“Every cold ice magician has a different understanding of the essence of cold ice, let alone the difference between right and wrong, and your little apprentice specializes in cold ice styling. I think she sees cold ice as a 'still moment’. Finally, she can see ice fire as a 'moment of motion', and combine it with a movement to shape the whole world in her heart. Warriors strengthen the flesh to change the world, magicians use their own will and ideas to influence the world, don't use the silly warrior's set to understand magic, otherwise you will be an apprentice all your life. ”

Looking at this silly three-inch nail, I felt for the first time that she was indeed a mentor and nodded silently.

“Cold ice? ”

When I thought about it, I remembered the mountains and glaciers of winter in my hometown, where life struggled for the right to live under the brutal phase-out of nature, and nature chose in its own way the strong who were entitled to live.

“Thanks, teacher, I almost get it. ”