The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The carriage slowly advanced on the road, suddenly a thunderbolt in the sky, then the clouds and clouds gathered, and the sky went down, and a moment later, the rain fell.

Summer storm hurried, came fast, the moment before it was still a small rain leach, then the moment after it poured, the rain hit the roof of the carriage, the outside of the carriage has blurred, the clouds and the storm directly made the day like night.

“It's only summer, it's been three rainy days this week. It's been raining a lot lately. Well, it looks like Dasos had some bad luck.”

Looking at the clouds of the depressed Burma, the rain was not likely to stop for a short time, and it was obviously directly affected by the Successor Festival, and heavy rainy weather was extremely inappropriate for large celebrations.

“Didn't the court magicians eat dry meals without preparation? ”

In this magical world, despite its shortcomings, in some ways it transcends the technological world.

For example, in predicting and controlling the weather, skilled hunters and rangers can predict the nearest weather from the shape of clouds, close to nature Druids can smell approaching natural disasters from the wind, and magicians can use great magic to manipulate and choose the weather they need.

Before I left today, I asked Coruscant about the weather, and I remember she answered me with hesitation.

“... should be sunny, but lately my predictions have always been missed and I feel like the last week should be sunny, but it's been raining all the time. And I can't feel anyone else interfering, either because I predicted a mistake, or because the people involved are too much better than me.”

If others predict it wrong and can understand it, Koros is the great Druid who specializes in storm summons. If she predicts the wrong weather, it is as incredible as cooking a meal by fire to herself. If it is a weekday, it doesn't matter if the weather is wrong, but when the riverside is inhabited by a group of sea people, it is fatal.

Days of heavy rains have allowed river water in many flooded areas to surge again, giving seafarers a lot of room for action, and on rainy days, when mankind is inconvenient, seafarers have returned to their home fields and increased their fighting power.

As a result, every time it rains, the coastal defence forces are as close as the enemy. Fortunately, so far, the Haitians have no intention of attacking while it rains.

“Nor is the Orlando Mage a waste, and they will not let the scheduled feast be disturbed by the rainy weather, which is only one explanation - the recent rainy weather is not only an unnatural product, but it is far beyond the power of the Orlando Imperial Mage. And this powerful presence naturally doesn't do irrelevant things, and he spends a lot of effort to change the weather, and he has to do something about it. ”

And the sudden pause and steering of the carriage surprised me a little, but could it just be rainy enough to make Dasos change his plans?

“What's the turn? Where are we going now? Are you going back? ”

Hearing my doubts, the white wolf knight leading the team quickly explained.

“Rainy weather diversion is a well-established procedure in the Grand Prix, and in response to possible heavy rains, we have prepared two venues, one in Orlando Square and the other in the Royal Arena, where it has been sealed off as an indoor venue. ”

If someone else answered at this time, I would probably lament the thoughtful preparation of the Oran royal family, but I heard from it that the helplessness and weakness of an emperor, undoubtedly boarding with the attention and blessings of the people, and having celebrations and performances with the people, is the best option to pull together, and now switching to indoors can only indicate that certain situations have gone out of control.

The road to the Royal Stadium is not easy to follow. Except for the disgruntled people along the way, the horses coming from all directions are constantly creating congestion. When two carriages meet, it is not up to whose position to make way, but to the level of guests among them.

Obviously, the sequence of "princesses” in my small country is not quite high, and I am not an ambassador of the Alliance who has to be present in advance to attend the ceremony in my personal capacity, and it took me almost an hour to congest the way.

And by the time we finally arrived, the overloaded traffic and the wagon had blocked the water. There was no place around the arena for wagons to park. Under no circumstances, we could only walk on muddy ground with our skirts, stepped on a piece of mud, and it made people angry.

And the only thing that makes people happy is Rosemary's performance as an accompanying woman.

She is indeed my rare work in the recent past, except for those royal knights who couldn't help but sneak in, and the young men who hit the walls along the way proved Rosemary's charm with practical action.

The delicate face is bright, the melon face, the willow leaf waist, the moving curve continuously shows the mature woman's rhyme, but the clear eyes under the phoenix plum make it pure, the short blonde hair combed with cute little braids, accidental male movement, instead, it makes it a little more youthful and more cute.

The contradictory beauty brings a complex temperament. In the eyes of men, as she moves and talks, her temperament changes over and over again, sometimes it is two or eight teenage women, sometimes eighteen teenage girls, sometimes it is naive and pure, sometimes it is glorious, and every man can find his dream lover.

“Altenaya.” The true name of the god of beauty continues to be uttered, and in the eyes of all, this extraordinary beauty is not at all the level that mortals can achieve.

Faux flowers made from plastic are more sophisticated and perfect than real flowers, and Rosemary, as my meticulously crafted piece, integrates countless beautiful beauties, absolutely the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Nature is an accidental accumulation that, while surprising, often brings flaws. Perfect beauty like Rosemary is certainly not something a mortal can possess. It is a perfect creation that is repeatedly assembled and combined in the finest of countless beauty pieces, ultimately in harmony.

He is indeed a false flower, but a perfect flower that is strong enough to suppress the fragrance of the masses and is the ultimate creation that nature cannot produce.

Oops, speaking of this, how can I think of a country's proud plastic surgery industry chain, legend has it that their mass production stars are not plastic surgery, many stars and her children are completely alike, causing a lot of controversy.

To be honest, I was just trying to be a woman who could fall for Dasos to retaliate against him, but as a magician of the dead responsible for my work, when I devoted my whole heart to creation, my world-class talent of creation played out again, overpursuing the perfect result, was to overdo it again by accident.

“Art Naya? I think it's Pandora. I'm afraid no man can refuse such a woman's request. That's a real problem. However, the gentlemen seemed to ignore Rosemary's beauty altogether, and indeed the gentlemen's aesthetics were different? ”

In my eyes, beautiful women have always been trouble. Such super beautiful women are super trouble, and countless mythological legends and historical stories bear witness to this view. But I found myself overdoing it this time, and I did not hesitate to leave him in Orlando when I made a perfect woman whose country of evil was to the detriment of the people.

“Anyway, I have the life box, and I'm not afraid of him playing tricks, so send out the evildoers. Oh, Dasos, accept your inescapable destiny. ”

A vicious curse was cast with resentment, and then I looked with tears at the new accomplishments I had achieved before I left.

[Mom, how is this brother wearing a dress? Don't look! Let's go!

When the system popped up this time, the simulated sounds of children almost scared my heart to a halt, and I thought it was really revealing.

[Ding, congratulations on appearing three times in women's clothes in public, and the host gained a hidden accomplishment - a man in a dress, giving him an honorary title: Director of the Women's Federation, equipped with all the creatures that look like women, um, including fake women, women, shemales, etc., who have greatly increased their friendship with you, decreased their alertness, and greatly reduced their likelihood of having a love affair. The title and the title of King of Gentlemen are automatically bound together, and will always work at the same time - “Others are good. I feel like I can tell him anything. It's really appropriate to be a sister and a friend, but it's always a little strange to be in love. Well, I guess I didn't think of him as a man. ”

[System Tip: I didn't expect you to discover such a secret achievement. It's a great king of gentlemen. Follow me and read, women's clothing is not wrong, but women's clothing is not beautiful enough to be wrong! I am Lord Saint Laurent, the great king of costumes.

In fact, to a gentleman or something, I have become numb enough to care, but that “the likelihood of love being born is greatly reduced”, but it is a real bad luck curse, to let this former senior dead member of the team, existing girlfriend equals no girlfriend super exotic love, with the urge to squat corner circles.

[Ding, add, an unusual person, um, is a gentleman who ignores this side effect, so enjoy the sincere feelings between gentlemen. By the way, if you don't want to be mutilated, but also for the sake of world peace, please be careful not to be raped by the increasingly ill demon queen. It has nothing to do with world peace? If she doesn't get angry, she's bound to fight the Divine War. The World War just broke out. How dare you say that your emotional life has nothing to do with world peace?

“My lord? Lord Eternal Night? ”

Rosemary's small questioning brought back my thoughts, and the royal servant next to me maintained a smile and manners even as he looked at me for a long time.

“Your Majesty, you are invited to a small meeting in the VIP room. ”

I don't think Dasos would really come to see me if he invited me.

Soon, under the guidance of the attendants, I waited in the VIP lounge for Dasos I, the emperor of the Oran Empire, to be dressed like a Christmas tree with countless ornaments.

“This is Rosemary, my maid. ”

My malicious introduction, Rosemary style of all kinds of dresses and perfect smile, did not get the response, after nodding his head, he still stared at me dead.

“You're still so beautiful. Don't come. I missed you so much. ”

Well, just one sentence gave me the urge to draw a sword and kill people, and in a sense, it's an alternative ability.

To be honest, I look exactly like Renee, and the apparent delay in the development of young Renee allowed me to return to my fake space as a little boy. Such a look and uncurved aircraft carrier deck shape, said cute and reluctant, said beautiful and touching is either a cheerful nonsense, or the talker is really blind.

“This... this isn't Lori controlling the faggot, is it? ”

“Pfft!”

Behind me, when she heard her nephew's praise, Rosemary laughed and, although she then hurriedly covered her mouth, she was afraid it was too late.

Such disrespect on the part of a maid is tantamount to the fact that His Majesty the Emperor was ridiculed in the face. Dasos, who was so angry recently, instinctivated to touch the sword, saw me in front of the maid, expressing dissatisfaction with the frowning, but hastily added.

“I say it's this temperament, this conqueror's temperament, not your body... you're still in good shape, according to your age! ”

The softer Dasos said, the more practical action he used to disguise what he called death, but since I'm not a woman and says I don't have a figure, I'm a little delighted, but...

“A man has a ghost figure! Did something go wrong? Did it go wrong from the beginning? ”

The roar can only be in my heart, half salary, I pressed the anger to ask.

“What do you want from me? You should be busy right now. Let's get this straight. ”

“Well, Your Highness, would you like to be Queen of the Orlando Empire? I won't interfere in your private life after marriage. If you were willing to merge the two countries, you would give the Principality of Donglan the highest degree of autonomy, making it the richest and most peaceful region of the Orlando Empire. ”

“I refuse.” When I squeezed that sentence out of my teeth, it really held me back when I was full of rage and couldn't seize.

I seriously consider whether to find a priest of the god of destiny to change their fortunes, even if they must have cheated on the banner of destiny.

“I know you're worried about Orlandi Congress taking the opportunity to annex the Duchy of Donglan, so you can temporarily entrust the Crown to someone you can trust until our second child is born...”

“Enough! My patience is limited. Stop insulting me! ”

My roar clogged all the rest of Dasos' words back, looking at me full of anger, and eventually he shook his head and asked for help.

“Hermit, as you said, I don't make any sense, so go ahead. ”

“I told you, your tricks on little girls are okay and meaningless to real superiors. Your Highness, since feelings don't make sense, let's get straight to the point and talk about a deal. ”

Hermit knew my spleen well, didn't have a lot of bullshit, and put forward the deal and the terms directly.

Originally, as a result of the change of circumstances and the signing of the covenant, the Royal Family of Oran had changed his original objective, and the proposal was not pure. In their eyes, it was not a means of annexation, but a purchase, a purchase against the princess herself.

“As long as you wish to be Queen of Oran, you will be the second most powerful person besides His Majesty the Emperor, the lady of the rear palace will touch you at will, as long as you have two children of Oran royal descent, Dasos himself is not a woman lover, and you don't have to worry about him being strong. You are not so much couples as collaborators. ”

“Kid?” I laughed furiously, but the other party took it as a loose gesture and increased my persuasion.

“Militant power, wealth, beauty, land, whatever you want, we can all satisfy it. Why focus on the smaller country? Promise me, the whole of Orlando is yours. Our future is the whole world, and with your help we will conquer everything! ”

“Why me? A country princess He De Ho can't.” At this point, I laughed.

This time, the answer is Dasos himself.

“Don't be foolish, Twin Stars of Lan's Blood. Who dares ignore it? Besides, it's worth betting on the hegemonic credentials and angelic bloodlines that set the Scarlet Conqueror to the final stage. A Donglan is nothing, this continent is so vast, waiting for us to discover and conquer! ”

“And... don't say I'm a little unreliable, but my instincts tell me that you are absolutely indispensable to conquer this continent. Your true potential and abilities definitely go beyond that. Well, it's all an excuse, it's all a reason to persuade myself that I see you, think you're the most suitable queen for me, marry me, that together we will be based on the whole Orlando Empire, conquer the whole world, and bring Ash our own order. ”

This is undoubtedly a buyout. If the princess of a small country stays here, instead of returning to her weak homeland, fighting for her country's destiny in a snowy land, becoming the queen of a great power is undoubtedly a good choice. If the target of persuasion is a 14-year-old girl, the success rate will be higher, but he was wrong from the start, which is simply not possible in my choice.

“My lord, may I laugh? I can't stand it. ”

Rosemary, who disguised herself as a waitress, was calm on her face, but a grinning inquiry came from her life box.

“Hold it! ”

Am I supposed to be the king of the legendary Winter Wolf? This weird intuition really sees through some of my disguises, but the problem is, he's been wrong from the start!

“I still refuse to take what I want myself, this stupid marriage I don't even want to think about. And your proposal today was a mistake, and later, you, you might regret it. ”

“I, Dasos, never regret it. ”

Well, this time it was my turn to try and hold my laugh. The last time I said "never regret” was the old lion king, but his ending wasn't so good. I guess he still regretted it most of the time.

As for Dasos, it's a tragedy to think about it. I'm in a better mood all of a sudden. It's full of laughter.

“Hmm, I look forward to that day. I don't know, ten years after the treaty expired, we still have a day to fight. ”

Finally, knowing that his takeover plan and proposal had failed completely, Dassos sighed and shrugged his shoulders lightly, trying to say something, but the VIP room door was opened.

“Who, didn't I tell you nobody was allowed in? ”

The roar of the emperor shook the visitor, but remembering the information he had just received, the royal servant hurried to the emperor's ear and whispered.

And while he was whispering, my ears were always good, not far away.

“The flood suddenly rose again, the seamen disembarked, and the line of defense along the river was broken! ”

“Lord Basra and Hydragon suddenly fought! ”

Before the ceremony began, the situation in Kagshicheng, Orlando, was out of control and the war had broken out.