The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Even in a closed base, it is still daylight, the lighting is fully open, and the brilliance of the magician's tower lights everything around.

But at the moment, on a flat surface, something very anachronistic is happening.

“Handball, handball in restricted area! Referee, it's a dot. It's definitely a dot! Damn it, ignore me, it's black money again! ”

Dilman is resentful, so obviously no handball in the forbidden zone, how can this ball kick.

“Ha, how dare you growl at the referee, Red Handkerchief (can't find a replacement for the red card)! ”

Deyang's silver hook pulled a reddish old handkerchief out of his pocket and waved it against Valt.

“Friendship comes first, victory comes second, what a despicable player, and what a fair decision it is. Praise you, just the magic referee.” The sad wind said calmly, but it might have been more convincing if it hadn't been for him or the handball offender.

Valt got angry immediately, pulled out his cane and tried to open it, but his teammates snagged him.

“It is normal for the goblin to collect black money, it is not normal for him to collect black money, we do not worry about being extorted again. Besides, you don't know how dark that silver hook kid is. Since he took the money, he shouldn't be ashamed of himself. If you messed with him, he might take the opportunity to punish more of our team members, then he really loses out. ”

“Didn't I tell you yesterday we were sending money? Why is this whistle darker today? ”

“Well, we sent 2,000 gold coins, the Gentleman's Country Football Team, and 6,000 straight away. What do you think the goblin will say when he sees the money? ”

“Why would the grownup let that goblin be a referee? Don't change the justice. ”

“I also asked my lord. Lord Roland said the goblins have short legs, they don't want teams on either side, they can't kick the ball, you can try to make them misjudge. Just be a team player is enough. Would you accept a team with a higher ball than your knees? ”

“ ……. Actually, try being a goalkeeper. Oh, come on, you're gonna laugh. ”

“Oh, yeah, that's even more ridiculous, you can't even jump and touch the ball. ”

Anyway, it was just entertainment. Losing was just helping to do the household work. The two people said they were having fun, but they didn't go into it. The more silver hooks, kabbalah and other goblins beside them listened, the uglier their faces were, the more angry they became.

“Insult the referee! Red handkerchief! ”

“Red handkerchief, your sister, we were there! Is there anything in football that can keep the chat going? ”

Well, there's no mistake, it's a football game, by the law, the Duchy of Donglan (France), and you're not wrong about the Free Gentleman's Country Football Team (Football), which I started, I just wanted to take the opportunity to vent years of resentment in my heart.

Been stuck on the base for a month, food, water and everything, but long indoor confinement makes people accustomed to freedom very uncomfortable, morale and spirituality very low, at a time when it is the turn to vent excess energy into sports projects.

So I “invented” football, basketball, badminton and other types of sports, but unfortunately, the only football that was accepted by everyone was the most difficult, after all basketball or something, is too talented, and all races are too different to play together at all.

For example, basketball will inevitably have a bump. Strong physical strength is too great. There is also a low-head basket of the Giant race. The goblin and the dwarf can't even look up at the basket or anything. Football can be accepted by everyone, but everyone is not used to foot kicking and is still on the same horizon.

But even so, chaos continues to occur.

“Shit, Sad Wind, you're addicted, you can't play football with your feet! ”

The seemingly loyal man smiled.

“But it is also allowed to play in areas other than your hands. The tail fits the rules perfectly. Otherwise, you can use the tail as well. ”

Smiling, sad and surprised, he seemed to wonder why he didn't use his tail.

“I'm a human being with an X tail! You # %... % ¥%!” This is the first to be saddened by the captain of the national football team. Erotic scolding bastards?

Well, that's basically the rhythm, and it's obvious that copying the rules of human football isn't right for interracials, and there's a lot of BUG layers out there.

But it should be said that the abbreviated name of the country foot is good, the foot of the country led by the sad wind is simply looking for the master of BUG and loopholes, messy tricks, all kinds of brushing limits and playing scoundrel on and off the field.

After accumulating more than thirty fights, the French team won five games and the rest were all defeated by the nation.

Of course, the BUG that emerged would fix it before the end of the game, but in a sense, it was pushing too few people to keep loopholes in the rules.

“Insult your opponent, Red Handkerchief! ”

The goblin who collected the money did his duty and immediately seized the opportunity to punish the opponent.

Well, at least he's the third unlucky bastard to be punished today, and the scene's turned into 11 to 19.

What, wrong number? At first, it was 11 to 11, but the gentlemen were too fierce to fight twice as many, but even so, under all sorts of messy tricks, the French team did not win a few games and the nation continued to win big.

We care. After all these years, every time we watch a football match, it's like a sin. Slut for two days, okay?

Hey, that day the country will be able to enter the next World Cup, and we don't expect to win. Let's have a good time.

“Want to win? In the next life! ”

Just as I wanted to get into something else, the coarse voice of dwarf Rammons drove me into a cruel reality.

So I didn't hesitate to start revenge.

“Snowflake ice wall! ”

The ice sword plunged into the ground and was running with the ball. There was an extra ice wall in front of Rammons, and then he hit the wall with a "pong", and the dragon skin ball hit him directly in the face, and then he fell to the ground.

My rules do prohibit direct attacks and obstruction of opponents, but they do not prohibit the casting of walls on the ground, especially since I am not cleaning up opponents at all.

“Bastard Roland, we're on one side! What have you done to me? ”

Perhaps it was this dwarf's incredibly strong body that allowed Rammons to cross the strengths of the Short Legs clan and become a member of the team.

And what he shouted was most frustrating to me.

Obviously I want to join the human side, why do they all say I have to join the gentleman's side, and also to restrict my movement, not let me use a trick, hard to force me to be a doorman who can't move around in the usual way, does that mean that I was a gentleman before I was a human?

“Well, I didn't do it. You see, Renee from the opposite team is also a polar knight. She must have done it opposite. ”

“Bullshit! Renee Girl, you are so insidious, and you have deviated from the three-stage wall, according to the height of the custom ladder shape, hit the knee first and then the belly finally hit the head! My husband's back hurts. I'm...”

When national football teammates were arguing directly, the falling ball had been picked up by Casio as the forward, and the French player across the street was suddenly nervous.

Recent rules have been constantly revised to restrict all supernatural and racial geniuses, but there is one thing that cannot be restricted: the four-legged Casio.

The half-man who came and went like a wind was a true ranger and ace shooter, and once again, to limit him, the French team really got into the Knights, turning football into a polo ball.

Obviously, however, such a violation of the law of war was so unfair to others that after a victory, riding tactics were severely harmonious.

But unfortunately, absolute balance will never be achieved, and whether or not Casio runs faster than a horse, we cannot ask a half-man to walk on two hind legs.

At this time, Cassio did his best to show off the king's style. He only played a few fake moves on his side. He threw the opponent's rear guard away completely by moving at high speeds. He was about to enter the range of the goal, and the score was easy.

“Ahhh! ”

The young man couldn't help but exaggerate. Just now, he lost his hoof and fell to the ground.

“That bastard dug a trap! I can't believe there's a tripping horse. You guys are so vicious! You think this is a battlefield? Your sports spirit? ”

I touched my nose at the back of the stadium, didn't speak, seemed to think of it last night when we talked, so I told Renee, I didn't expect them to do it.

“It appears that rule 643 has also been established that no action against the field is permitted in advance. ”

There are forty or fifty new ways to cheat every game, and now the rules of soccer are thick, like a phone book, and I expect to follow them so much that when the final version of the rules is determined, the rules book alone can fill a bookshelf.

“Oh, before a new player enters the field, you have to write the test court rules, and you are not allowed to enter the field without taking the sixth test. After finishing the written exam, bring the ball, turn, Yin Man, one item, if you don't want to kill the instructor, don't think about it. After I send you another C-photo, I'll give you another B-photo for the 10-year game, and Superstar will give you an A-photo. ”

Of course, I can simply make rough rules about what to do, but that doesn't make sense. Anyway, it's entertainment, so it's fun to make a scene like this.

Moreover, it seems that they have long regarded this football game as a brainstorm. It is the only way to win this game. It was pure physical exercise and turned into a comprehensive competition that now has half physical and mental strength. I can't wait to see what the football of the other world will become.

“Whatever eventually turns out to be, at least better than that killer tennis, killer soldier. ”

When I think of two unsuccessful attempts, I'm sweating again, and those two projects, I set out to only do what I was allowed to do, essentially closing most of the loopholes, but the result is that the game moves towards another weird aspect.

“Since I can only serve the ball according to the rules, let me wave it. Look at that, man in love, white whales serve! ”

The young lady's ultra-light knight waved beautifully, and the snow giant turned into a powerful wave, but from the tennis ball that smashed steel on the spot, if she hadn't missed it, she would have died on the spot.

“Well, it's time to show you the real technology, the trick, the missing ball! Only one of those millions of golden balls is real! ”

Golden ball, your sister! Clearly it's a golden bow with multiple arrows. What do you mean one of these is true? What's with tennis balls all over the floor after the ball lands! Cassio, get lost!

“Watch the moves, the knife chops the body, the heart chops the soul, the razor serves the ball! ”

You think a razor is a razor! Your ball? All I see is sword power! No one else can see you because you're swinging your sword with a racket. I can do that too. Look, the whirlwind chops the ball off, see if you die!

Luckily, it was a Dragon Pete ball, otherwise it would have been smashed by their brute force. Soon, no one would have played these two games, except for a few changes. Attitude, people still cherish their lives.

Later, I learned the lesson, just because the prescribed state of death can only be strengthened when the ball is served and picked up, the result is that one ball weighs more than the other, one ball weirds more than the other, and sooner or later, life ends.

“Killing tennis or something, forget it. Focusing on how to cheat should be safer for players and audiences. ”

But it has been proven that safety is only relative and urgent. Don't be too much of Nash's teeth, Maroon's elbows, Suarez's teeth, Suarez's hands, etc. are common, but whatever the fuss, at least everyone loves to play, indicating that this weird football game is still a future.

“Perhaps to the land of magicians, there will be a group of magicians riding the broom to play in the air, and then there will be someone who will be responsible for hitting the ball and knocking the opponent out of the broom. Hmm? I think I have it. It was invented by a different world wizard. It seems to be called... Quidditch! ”

When I searched past memories and was stunned, the French team that picked it up had passed it in front of me, and then a knight pumped it hard.

“Snowflake ice wall! ”

The ice sword fell and the entire ball door was completely blocked by the ice wall. The other shooting door could not enter the minute and was bounced off the ice wall.

Obviously, this is cheating, and this practice of stacking obstacles in front of the goal is bound to be harmonious and can only be used once.

“Article 644: No action shall be taken against the terrain of the stadium during the course of the game. Goddamn it, another loophole is missing. ”

And when I smiled at my frustrated enemies and struck them with confidence, and my heart was frustrated to find a loophole that was getting harder and harder, the next second, a sudden thunderstorm smashed all my ice walls.

“Snowflake Ice Wall is a four-ring spell, he has little magic, can't be released a few times, don't be discouraged. Go on!”

Khlos' cry promptly inspired the team's morale, but I frowned, of course, not because of the awkward young people in front of me.

“Article 645. Off-site personnel shall not be permitted to interfere in a battlefield situation. The cheerleaders are here to help. That's too much. ”

Khlos, a skirt with a short lining, was pushed into the cheerleading position, but she always wanted to play.

By now, Renee with the ball was in front of me, but I still didn't mean to stop it.

“Ouch! Ouch, my tail's bent! ”

Yes, the reason I'm not worried at all is my golden guard -- the sad wind. Eloise.

With him, breaking through the goal is not really personal, the first thing you have to deal with is the endless insidious tricks under his face.

This time, just stepped on his tail (I noticed he deliberately stretched his tail under someone else's feet), and he lay there and pretended...

"Red handkerchief!” How could a silver hook miss this opportunity when it's already been bought through? A red handkerchief turned the situation around again.

The presence of the referee was too strong, and the shouting of the field was overwhelming.

“Article 646. If a party strongly objects, a change of verdict shall be permitted through an on-site audience vote. ”

By the time you were messing with me on both sides, the game was coming to an end and the country was 30 to 9 ahead (you're right, it's easier to mess around than a normal game.).

“It's time to end, or else the French team will reach double digits. ”

“referee, let's switch! Let me down, let Green go! ”

As soon as the voice went down, it was quiet on and off the boiling field, then a tall figure just stepped onto the field and the surrounding audience took a few steps back collectively.

After all, the appearance of him a week ago was too shocking.

I shouted, "Critical moment, let's go together, kill them." And then I pressed a button, and then "Boom Boom Boom" and "Boom Boom Boom” and the whole field flew away with all the players on it.

Though he controls gunpowder well and hardly anyone gets hurt as a result, the chili powder and pepper in it are not very comfortable.

A lot of people coughed redness in their eyes for two or three days after the smoke, when Green was beaten to the head of a pig and suddenly replaced from the main force.

Afterwards, I realized that because I mentioned the field as a battlefield, I had to be prepared in advance, and this was actually preparing it as a battlefield.

He dug a pit on the field one night in advance, and the hard part was that 900 little powerful thunderstorms were evenly laid on the field, resulting in a clever explosion design. Although no one was seriously injured, three days of collective suspension was necessary, and even many spectators were involved.

Although the use of explosives on the field was now expressly prohibited, everyone remembered the tragedy and remembered him vividly.

“Green, leave it to you, kill them! ”

Green replaced me, the huge body may be perfect for the general's position, but in fact Green could not guard the door at all, nor did he come up to be a goalie. At this time, it was my main purpose to hurry to find a safe place to escape.

“Don't worry, folks, I didn't bring explosives this time... ”

“Boom! ”

The lie lasted only two seconds, and the unlucky Valt was blown away.

“Boom! ”

The second bomb was actually in the audience, and now the audience didn't even have the meaning to watch the ball, so they ran away, and the players didn't fool around. In the blast of the blast, in the background of the players flying in and out, the game ended as early as ever.

The next day, this dramatic end of the game was still a popular topic among all the population, and the shadow of the sinner hanging on the field became the object of everyone's repudiation.

“Humph, it's that bastard who made me lose everything. ”

“What did you bet? France wins? Then you deserve to lose. ”

“No, the foot of the country is too shameful. Even if it's twice the size of the French team, it's impossible to win. I'm just gambling that the French team will score more than ten goals in the end. ”

“I'm the one who gambled. Almost, just one ball less. What a shame! But it seems like a lot of people are choosing that one, and it turns out they're all pissed off. ”

“Humph, you don't get it. My goal this time is to get the game blown up by Green, and I win! Ten times the odds. ”

“Damn, you can guess that. You're too good. But can you place a bet like that? ”

“Forget it, there is also the 'Teeth of Soares' betting option, as long as someone bites someone on the field, even if they win. Someone hit it last time. I suppressed that this time, too, but I didn't win. ”

“Wow, such a small chance that you dare to read it, and you're betting. But this field explosion is only ten times as rewarding, and the accident is a little low. ”

“Yeah, it seems like there is another guy who placed a big bet on this option. He seems to still be pressing it together with 'the end of the explosion within the ten balls of the French team'. One man swept 90% of the gambling money before pressing down the odds...”

In a pitch-black house, the betting lucky man is smiling proudly at the mountain coins in front of him.

“Stop laughing, it's time to split up! ”

I looked around, as a partner, silver hooks, sad winds, Renee, and their eyes were full of thirst for the harvest.

“Silver hook, yours, one-fifth, the blast prep and referee work are hard. ”

Silver Hook Lehaha stowed up the purse, nothing is more pleasant for a goblin than counting gold coins.

“Next time we work together, we'll make a lot of money! ”

I nodded with a smile, but didn't intend to tell him that because he had gone too far in the field, the referee had been disqualified, and the next time I sat with him to split the stolen referee, maybe it was Prince Kabbalah the Goblin.

“Sad wind, yours, one-fifth, well done on the field, but...”

“I know, I won't forget the Green brothers with the black pot, be the boss to be polite, otherwise how can you serve the crowd, leave the rest to me, I will make the Green brothers happy. ”

Though I do not know when this man will become the recognized boss of the gentlemen, I nod my head as long as I do not touch my hobbies and, in a sense, the cunning and sad wind is solid, flexible and more trustworthy than anyone else.

“Renee, one-twentieth, next time you play fake ball, be serious. That look and action are so fake, you almost wore a gang, you know? ”

“Brother Roland, didn't we say a fifth? ”

“Stupid, how can a kid take too much money? I'll keep it for you when you grow up. ”

“Oh, okay. ”

Perhaps Her Royal Highness was just making fun of it, obviously black gold, but not angry at all.

“By the way, Brother Roland, Sister Kelly made a bet with me? ”

“Hmm?”

“She bet you'd confiscate that part of me, or come in the name that kids can't afford to mess around. ”

“Oh, you know me so well... Oh, no. Is that who you are, Brother Roland? ”

Suddenly, I realized something was wrong.

“Wait, how would Kelly know? ”

“Huh. As you said, the expression was too fake to be found.” Little hand hammered his head, Renee threw up her tongue in a playful manner.

The voice just fell, while the sad wind and the silver hook grabbed their gold coins and tried to slip away, but the door of the room opened itself.

“Indeed! My lord, you, you are unbelievable! When I first heard that, I thought someone was insulting you. You're not like a fair and just messenger! ”

Khloe's face was full of frustration and shock, as if to see her unquenched child walking on a crooked path.

“Momo can't wait to save the house... you bad Roland again! But just let Momo sleep with Little Rollo tonight. Oh, Momo promises to do nothing. Really! At best, just take off his little clothes... ”

Momo, why don't you wipe your mouth before you say that? Nothing? I'm so stupid to believe you.

“Little Roland, uh, dare to bring bad Renee, haven't you forgotten your sister Kelly's means? Sister Kelly is definitely not angry about losing money on her own. ”

Well, Sister Kelly, how much did you lose? I'll make it up to you. Don't laugh at me like that.

“My armor. I almost died getting it. Michelor Secret Silver Alloy. Full body armor, my lord. ”

The door had been blocked by angry collectors, familiar with the face, familiar with the anger, and I kept my head down for half a day and said something.

“Watching the ball takes reason, gambling ruins your life, sincerely! Besides, the dead bird died trying to get me to return the money, and there was no door. By the way, the silver hook and the sad wind are about to run away, please don't let them go. Finally, don't hit me in the face. I have to see someone tomorrow. “

[Article 647, people involved in the game are not allowed to participate in the organization of gambling; Article 648, never let the goblin of greed be the judge, let alone the cunning Roland to participate in the organization of games! Goblins and Roland are never allowed to gamble! ——BY System]

“You don't have to sum it up! ”