The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Ho! A wave of zombies is approaching. ”

“My plants will tear you apart! ”

The grey zombie wandered that way, as the suture hatred of the flesh shield walked in front, and behind, the dense and numb corps of zombies.

And in the fog opposite, one pea gunner after another burst out of the soil, angrily spraying an oil-green pea bullet, while the angry watermelon bomber threw a bomb watermelon, exploding with a deadly shockwave, blasting a mushroom cloud.

Without conventional spell support, the proximity-dominated corps of zombies can only slow down with guns and forest bullets, and while they have suffered tremendous losses as they travel, that vast base number makes them still a tremendous threat.

And when the two regiments met, the fierce blade battle was just beginning.

The most common zombies and shielded nut defenders collided, the taupe-brown, highly toxic rotters proactively detonated themselves, the green and grey poison clouds kept rising, plants contaminated with venom and poison fog quickly withered to death, and a deserted area appeared on the battlefield.

In the vegetative side, perhaps rooted, they cannot move, but the plants that draw strength from the earth, with endless ammunition, may not be able to live and die like brainless zombies, but at least the current warriors are able to submerge their opponents with countless artillery fire without fear of sacrifice.

Soon, too much fire from the Botanical Corps began to make gaps on the Zombie Corps front, and someone couldn't sit down when the plant counterattack was about to begin.

“Death! The collective acceleration of the dead! ”

So, when it was discovered that the Zombie Corps was in bad shape, a mastermind operation behind the scenes, he consumed the last Legion order.

And when the black fog spreads, all the zombies start maniacally accelerating their own speed, and the manic zombies change more than just speed, the will to die makes them go wild, crazy they even start pulling out their own intestines and throwing them at their opponents.

“Forest and sunshine shelter! All plants attack twice as fast and double their vitality in 30 minutes. ”

With the orders of the Commander-in-Chief of the Botanical Corps, the pea shooter's bullets were connected, while the durian heavy cannon and watermelon shooter were more fierce, the explosion across the front line continued, and countless zombies were blown to the sky.

Faced with a more insane array of plant guns, the Zombie Corps eventually chose the helpless ash flow to consume the war, and when the nascent anger cherries jumped out one by one and blew up the main force of the Zombie Corps, the manic zombie corps no longer had the power to break the blockade of the line of fire.

So, I was able to drain the rest of the zombies in an increasing number of shell attacks, defeating helplessly.

“Victor, Archmage Emila! ”

As Guanghua dissipated, the battlefield in front of him turned back into a giant chessboard, the zombie's chess pieces dimmed, while the plant's chess pieces covered with white luster seemed to be moving silly.

This is the most popular magic chess game of the day - the Zombie Wars Botanical Series, of course, I am the “inventor” and the producer, and obviously we are not playing a regular game, but a real war simulation with certain requirements for the user, while the common version sold to the outside world, using only small chess pieces made of magic oak, is far from as this real illusion is inspiring.

Incidentally, because four versions of the variant have appeared in less than a month, and have begun to sell out countries, the series is also known as the Vampire Money Cheater who sells zombies.

“Hey, this new version is really too unbalanced. Even if the zombie side has a quantitative advantage, the winning rate is still too low. The plant side's explosion system is too strong. The active impact line consumes too much force. It seems that there is a balance adjustment. Well, in the next version, the firepower of the Druids! ”

“Ha, losers do find a reason. ”

“Otherwise, add two new pieces of chess, a bone dragon and a witch demon to the zombie squad, but it's not a zombie anymore, let alone the Zombie Wars Plant 3 Sword and Magic Edition. Never mind, the name of this thing, and the rhythm, it doesn't matter, just add it in the next version. ”

“Whatever, according to the rules of balance, in order to satisfy the consumer, both parties must simultaneously increase the rank of soldiers. If you add demons, I will add Pokémon Grass. If you add dragons, I will add a wall of blood thorns. Finally, I win. ”

Emila laughed and twitched to beat me twice a day, and she loved the game.

“But can this really make me understand the mystery of life and enter a new phase? It makes people happy, but I don't feel like I have much understanding. ”

And after “inventing” this game with me, and obsessed with it, along the way, she “invented“ the Zombie War Botanical Tower Defense Edition, the Zombie War Botanical Fight King Edition, the Zombie War Botanical Warcraft Competition Edition and other scams, and after not enjoying herself these days, she finally remembered the root cause of everything - improving her ability to create.

So, in the face of this finally remembered question, I laughed.

“Of course… no! It's just a game. All right, put away your cannibals, I'll explain. ”

“You... you liar! Play me again! Playing with my feelings again! I'll never listen to you again. ”

After discovering that she had been fooled again, the shuddering Emila immediately became hysterical, and the bloodstains in her phoenix were insane. The long hair began to vegetate, and the bloodbath began to grow insanely along the tip of her hair, and the field of plants was spreading, I'm afraid it would soon be a reality version of the Zombie Wars plant.

And as a zombie about to be beaten up, I feel stressed.

But I have a killer.

“You get a tenth of the money to sell the game. ”

“Well, how much? ”

“The original version of this game is already sold, so long as we keep up with the manufacturing process, and the various deceptive versions add up, hundreds of thousands of gold coins can be divided into you. ”

Well, the last second was still a storm, and the next second, everything became calm, and that crazy witch just vanished without a trace, and the rest was just a gentle sister who was quietly sipping black tea and smiling at me.

This is not Emila's greed for money, but because the profession of magician is to burn money, the more high-end magicians are without a bottom hole.

Of course, the archmages can also sell their own commodities to make a lot of money, and Emila's kind of experimental fanatics have no budget management ability to mention it, and not much thought about returning commodities. Even if they make money by accident, they can immediately invest in new experiments. Therefore, they are very friendly with rare sponsors. Now that they hear about some of the money, they immediately turn into a business model for the wrongdoers.

It's the sponsors, not the wrongdoers? This is true, Emila is willing to use the investment without considering the expected returns, and the mad magician who can pay as much for this investment dares to invest, which is not what the wrongdoer is.

According to Margaret, Emila now doesn't even have her own pilot division (bankruptcy liquidated), and later she was exposed to embezzlement, kicked directly from the position of Truth Controller, and now even her teachers' salaries are paid directly to cover the debt.

It is also strange that the demigod magician is mixed up in this situation. The country of the magician is full of merchants who invest in new products, but the reputation of the investment industry stinks. She has been ignoring several wrongdoers all year long. She can only grab her students for hard running projects, so that the students' small projects can feed her research projects.

“Besides, it's not just a game. These functional plant chess pieces should give you a lot of hints and no hints, and I don't believe that your Plant Corps planning and cooperation has progressed at all through these days of troop practice. At least you should have inspiration and ideas for designing a new plant soldier. ”

It is also true that Emila nodded, although not quite as good as expected, and she was not without any gain.

“And at our level, how easy is it to talk about it, be patient. Have I not done what I promised? ”

Hearing me say that I have a promise to fulfill, the handle of the teacup held by Xuexi's left hand was crushed directly by her. Even though the other right hand caught the falling teacup in time, even though Xuexi still smiled with a full face, from the shaking arm and the constantly moving eye angle, it was clear that she had reached the edge of the storm again.

“Brother, you really dare to say, who said that let us break that boring ethical bondage together and explore the mystery of life together, I thought we had gained the rare knowledge of life, and the happiness broke. As a result, when you got all my research, you disappeared, and then there was a letter of censorship that was thrown to the Truth Controller's Council, making it almost impossible for me to mix up in the Tower of the Cloud. ”

“Ah, did I do this back then? I'm sorry, reincarnation is too bad for my memory, I don't remember. Well, let's move on, forget about the boring past. By the way, how did you manage that? ”

Forgot? Of course, it was a lie. This guy did no boundaries. I couldn't even look at how many boundaries there had always been. I didn't pit her in anyone, but I was curious. At that time, I threw her letters of accusation for experimenting with students and living people directly in the conference room of the truth seminar. At least five truth controllers were present. How did she manage?

“Nothing, my mentor held me down for a while, and then I took out a Truth Controller who bit me and replaced him. Pay some more to exchange for the other controllers to close their eyes. Damn, if I hadn't been able to experiment with only a few death row inmates right now, how could I have progressed so fast, you'd have to be able to get experimental material on the battlefield to break the limit. Sure enough, you should collect all the experiments you want! Hee-hee, there's no annoying supervisor here. ”

That hysterical low smile creeps me out, I know she really does what she says, but she hastily stops her, of course, she can't do it directly, and she doesn't listen to persuasion at all.

“Do you have the right subject right now? After collecting a lot of test material, we mostly have to run away. It would be too wasteful to waste on ordinary subjects. In two years, there will be countless experimental materials available for you to choose from, and it's better to be a test article than a human being who can hang up so easily, or a stubborn animal, so do theoretical accumulation for a while in two years. ”

Hearing my words, she stared at me and said a half day later.

“It is true that you understand me best, and others have heard me say that, either it is hard to hear or scared to death to understand how glorious sacrifice it is to contribute to my study of truth. ”

“You're still too soft to tell the truth about the test piece. I threw my mouth directly at the test bench, screaming, and there was no sound. ”

“Yeah, after all, I'm a girl. It's so easy to be soft. The last time I heard that death row was so bad, I started dissecting him to keep him from dying, or was he drugged first. That anesthetic could at least change a bag of new seeds. ”

Rumor has it that even after she said her words to cheer her up, I couldn't go on. Live to dissect each other and say that her heart was soft, she was not afraid to be punished by God.

It seems that she is still not afraid of other life as a super dangerous person, seemingly gentle appearance is just a cover for inner madness, I still overestimate her lower limit and manipulation.

“Cough, let's set aside the subject of the trial and consider how to make money for the study. What improvements do you think we should make if we put this Zombie Wars plant, Sword and Magic Edition, on the market? ”

“In fact, we can change our marketing thinking. It's stupid to sell all the pieces and boards at once, and we can sell them separately. ”

“Hmm? If you listen to the details, you can't play with all the pieces. Is the user still willing to buy it? ”

“Stupid, you can put only the basic chess pieces and the most primitive chessboards in your set, and if you want premium, special chess pieces, you have to spend money. Of course, advanced chess pieces can't disrupt balance too much and can be sold over and over again with a slightly more unique look and characteristics. By the way, the original is called the base bag, so it's called the extension bag! As long as you launch a limited number of new extensions each year, you can sell them every year. ”

“Lottery factors can also be added, with a special piece in a bag that lets the opponent jump out when he vows never to play again. In order to target younger players, you can also grade the value of chess. The more you value it, the more it is worth showing off, I don't believe that you can't empty the pockets of children! ”

“Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. ”

“Well, it's Margaret again. Speak my language. I'm not a bad operator. I'm just lazy. And this is what I use to fool the sponsors. One study can be sold several times, several people can make money. ”

Looking at this proud poor magician, I kind of know why she clearly has amazing strength, she can make a big discovery that shocks the world, and she still has such a bad reputation in the investment world, you pit someone else once and for all, pit a hundred or two years, pit thousands of people, and it's really silly that someone else wants to invest in you.

“It's despicable, but I like it! Let's make a fortune together! ”

Such an act would naturally cause anger and resentment against a few, but there was no reason to give up such a good idea if it seemed to be aimed at an uncertain market.

“Surely, you are my best friend. ”

Well, not to mention how many passing children were frightened by this lewd laugh, not to mention how this “Zombie Wars Plant - Sword and Magic Edition” was scolded while being oversold, I spent time making this alternative game, but not just to make money.

“One more round! One more round. Zombies must have won this time! Anybody up for a game? ”

“So, Mom, I want one, too. Buy me one, will you?" The oak one is fine. ”

“Dead spirits aren't that scary, they can't even fight plants! ”

At this time, we were playing chess on an empty square, and the crowd was already surrounded by bystanders. At this time, the simplified version of the Zombie Wars botanical chess that we brought was sold. The audience bought the chess, and it was not satisfying to see a demonstration. The crowd was eager to ask us to play another game.

The consumer is God, especially the consumer who paid for it, so, after a little chat on stage, we started again.

“The Duchy of Donglan is said to have adopted the god of law as its religion, and even demons and dead spirits can accept it if they do not commit crimes. Even Druid is said to have set up his own college in Diffind. Maybe it's true that the Death Mage's stuff is so direct on the street and sold as merchandise... can they accept hybrids? It is said that Diffund has recently opened a number of new institutions of higher learning, offering students a variety of strong full-time jobs, perhaps sending my little three to study. ”

Making money is only a by-product. The biggest purpose of my business is to show the magic of the dead in a way that the world can accept in broad daylight, so that the inhabitants of the Sha Wen Autonomous Territory can understand and accept the change of Dong Lan.

“Diffindor's newly-built colleges offer specialized training in combat professions such as Druid, Engineer, Alchemist, Dead Sorcerer, Law Knight, and more. Limited seats. If you want to change your destiny and life, please don't miss out on opportunities and speed! We have enrollment information here and can collect it for free. ”

The recruiter who brought it is hurrying to drink, attracting the attention of the bystanders, someone has already been willing to go to Donglan to see it, and finally, the person who has been watching in the dark can no longer hold it, and walks out.

“Your Royal Highness, Lord Galore asks you to go over there and recite what he said ‘Your sincerity we have seen, and perhaps it is time for us to talk about the Alliance. ’ ”

After a week of unimaginable hanging, on the third day I started to spread the word to the people, I finally waited for Lord Shavin's invitation, and it seemed that there was something to talk about.