The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the snowstorm, the sky is not yet dawn, the armies of black-pressed Orcs are pulled out, and countless strong fighters walk in dilapidated armor.

The Beamon Beast awakened the sleeping plateau in its footsteps, and under the summons of the drums of war, the Wolf Cavalry began to roam in the night, leading the hunt for the returning Knights of the Sky brought back the human probe's head... none of the above is possible!

As originally planned, the Orc army should have been pulled out a long time ago, but unfortunately, there was a slight “accident”.

“Fuck off! I want the finest cosmetics from Night Dusty Stephen. You think you can fool me with this inferior quality? Believe it or not, I'll burn down your camp. ”

“My lord, please be angry! My lord, please be angry! This is the finest Spirit Fountain water that can restore youth vitality and is definitely much better than man-made alchemy of poor quality! ”

“I don't care! If you want me to help, do what I ask. ”

The dimensional door to the abyss was closed and the fire on the Ring dissipated. The will of the Demonic Marquis had departed, looking at the ashes on the ground, and the Witch Camara shook her head helplessly, slowly lowering the Ring and exiting the tent.

And she just walked out, and the doors were full of people, and the elders of these tribes, now the sick ones, were like candidates waiting to be put on the list, and from the sad look of the frown, there was probably self-awareness, and few thought that the future would be a good result.

And if not, when the witch shook her head gently at the chiefs, she came face to face with a helpless sigh.

“It's too difficult. Last time it was the monster war song noisy, let's go find the singer, found the freckle shaman singer and the bard best at singing, clearly both sides collaborated to sing the song of the beautiful soul hymn. But the devil said they were singing a hill song from the countryside and that they were out of tune. Those arrogant soul singers who were angry were going to rush to the gates of the abyss to work hard against her, and it took me a lot of work to calm her down. ”

“What is this? The other day it was called Tortoise. She actually said she was going to eat the specialty red jade fruit on the western side of the mainland. I said so without it, she almost killed me. And 'don't you have Dragon Knights? I should be able to buy them back if I'm tired, at least I didn't ask you to buy lychees.’ What is Lychee? ”

“More than thirty of her servants have died just to wake her up, there are rumours that we have hidden a super ogre, and now we are feeding it with our servants..... well, without mentioning the impact on morale, there is not a small amount of food that the army gathers every day, is that how we wear it? ”

“Nevertheless, even without the blessing of the Fire God, if the help of a god with earthly elements raided directly, it would not be a problem to take away two cities for the winter. At least it's better than what we're doing here. Yesterday, more than thirty more tribes chose to leave. ”

Women are harder to deal with, women demons are harder to deal with, and in the last half of the month, the Chiefs have had enough of Eliza's constant new demands, and the Orcs are not soft eggs, and there is a growing market for her insistence on leaving her alone.

As one of the few people who could say a few words to the Marquis of Eliza, Camara naturally became the best messenger, and during this time the other sheikhs looked up to her, but over time she suffered quite a bit more than two headaches, at a time when she was full of grudges.

“We can't wait any longer, who knows what else she can toss out tomorrow. The first snow fell soon, and it was really late. ”

“Hey, I've heard of the devil's monarch who has nothing to worry about. He acts on his own taste, and this time he really sees it. ”

“Needless to say, this Marquis Demon, who still holds a monopoly, that is to say, equates to the existence of the True God, and understands himself. But she has endless life to play with, and we can't afford it. ”

“Can't wait, let's play cards tomorrow...”

And when the Orc Chiefs are troubled by the uncertainty of the Devil King's anger, how can they guess that the Devil King, whose mouth is extremely difficult, is chatting with his greatest enemy at this time, and the tone of the chat is not impatient and irritable towards others such as himself?

“... I don't think they can wait long, even if they don't bless the Fire God, they will do it alone. ”

“Bought more than half a month? It's already done well. Is there a lot of pressure in the abyss? Any complaints from the other demons? ”

“Demons don't care about other people who don't matter. It's the will of the abyss to let the power of the element wave in the dominant direction. It doesn't care about success. As long as the power of the element makes the tide of the element rise, it's enough. ”

Speaking of which, Elizabeth Toonton.

“The march was clearly not pure, and there must have been other demonic nobility agents in the camp, and the great demons who wanted to take the opportunity to please the will of the abyss were never a few. As long as I don't give you any more blessings, maybe someone else will take over on that pretext. ”

“Then give them, and bless them directly when they and you are at the end of the scale. ”

“Hmm?”

This is not what was expected, and the Orc Army, fearless of the cold winter, will undoubtedly be the number one enemy, but I have other ideas.

“Complete fire god blessings are of course troublesome, but if something goes wrong along the way, and the blessings don't work as expected, no one can blame you....... get it. ”

“You're as bad as ever, by the way, have you been up to anything lately, and if so, watch out for sudden attacks. ”

After the secret conversation, the rest of the conversation is naturally routine gossip. To be honest, if Eliza stays with me and has been playing bareback, I don't even know how to face it. This is the usual chatter, but it makes me more comfortable.

“How could I, I wish I had this luck. You have no idea how strange these days the winds have been, and the growing number of gentlemen can't handle it at all..."

Besides, I don't even know how I feel about her.

Lover or companion? The adoptive daughter who grew up looking more reliable than the first two, at least I know that every time I think of that familiar silver hair and beauty, that rare warmth and sweetness is a family affection and a thought, not a love for a lover.

“I also know Eliza has paid a lot, and I probably know what she's going to do with it, but every time I really intend to look at her as a lover, I always wonder what she looks like when she's six or seven. I'm not an animal. I didn't do it. Perhaps it is precisely because it is too important that we hesitate. ”

“Hey, the more I really think about it, the more confused it is. Forget it, I don't think about it. Since I couldn't think clearly before, it won't be possible to think clearly afterwards, let's just be confused. ”

I know this is an extremely irresponsible ostrich mentality, but past experience has confirmed that this treatment of burying a head underground, though fragile, does work.

After all, not everyone can live as long as I do. As long as people die, there are naturally no emotional disputes.

“But even if you want to be bulldozer scum, you have to be conditional. The first generation hung up too early, the second just found out something, started a war, it was called a tragic death, the third generation turned itself into a witch for revenge... Sometimes it looked at the men and women who were out on Valentine's Day, felt somehow lost, could not help but shout FFF slogans, and then throw a fireball over. ”

Sometimes, however, I think about it more. If my heart wasn't full of vengeance and pursuit of strength in those years, perhaps, I had met the right people to form a real family, so that my children and grandchildren might not be in the same place until I was in my 300 years of age, instead of being sympathetic to my adoptive daughter (Misty) came to a messy start of my first love. Most of all, I didn't understand my love, but somehow I had future generations.

Perhaps it was precisely because Eliza knew me that she played those little tricks that made me refuse to say anything at all, but instead, she lost a lot of money and created reality today.

“Though she did not say, the abyss could not be a good place. Demons are the incarnations of chaos. The demons below are constantly rebelling. Demons of the same rank swallow each other's evolution. The battle never ends. I'm afraid there has been no truce since she entered the abyss, so it's really hard for her. ”

“But Eliza's decision is true. It is indeed very beneficial for the chaotic side to have a high-ranking spy. It is merely a news of a critical moment that makes the war situation different. If there is a surprise attack without warning at all, it may have become completely passive. This half-month delay has even changed all the situation... and the more you owe, the more you can't repay this debt. ”

And after the chat, I was relieved. I threw my personal feelings aside first. This Orc invasion is really hard to deal with.

The first thing that strikes me is the Kingdom of Slovak, and my feelings for this country are even more complicated.

They call Lan Zhi Orthodox, and that alone makes people wonder how to throw up.

After all, in my generation, the King of Lan's family will only die between me and Cavins. If my father did not leave his bastard son, then his orthodox, most likely would only be me or Cavins' descendants. After Cavins' reputation stinks, the last unknown descendant, though not explicitly stated, could only hang under my banner again.

History is history, reality is history, but now that they recognize themselves as descendants of the Land of Lan, something is worth having fun with.

If the sword representing the kingdom of Lan and the final prince return, should the Kingdom of Silwell, which recognizes its royal family as the blood of Lan, return to the banner of King Lan? So now King Pavel III is not going to hand over his crown and feel comfortable being an ordinary idle lord.

Of course, everyone knows that's not possible, but if I do take Roland's sword to his capital to shout a voice, no one can guess what will happen. At least, with the resurgence of the East Langham, with Roland and his knights returning, the people of the Langham who have moved back from Silwell have not stopped.

So, they made a decision, and what was before me was a gift from each other to comfort their ancestors.

“Hey, while acknowledging your bloodline, send assassins to kill my ancestors? What a filial offspring. ”