The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

[Scholar's glasses - these are ordinary silver silk glasses, but wearing them will make you look a little smarter. Well, just look. I'll tell you, is this a special flash mirror that blinds your opponent with a Xuba flash?

[Scholar's tooth decay - “That's the tooth, whoops, that's it, it almost killed me. ”

[Xueba's dentures - “My dentures are full of poison teeth! Don't make me bite you. Lick... ahhhhh, toxic! ”

[When you are ready and equipped with 'Schoolbar's glasses’, 'Schoolbar's tooth decay', and Schoolbar's dentures’, you will get the special effect of "disguising Schoolbar's scum”, increasing your ability to spit by 30%, reducing your throbbing stock by 30%, and increasing your adorability by 30% - the system I didn't take any pills today, I still feel adorable!

“Should I throw up from there? It starts with three pieces of masquerade. How did you become a scum? Or do you want to start with how these teeth are actually equipped? That poisonous tooth should hang up when it's in your mouth! And what the hell is the power of Naga? What is the power of adoration? Do I still need to mess up my ability and manipulate inventory? I don't have a lower limit anymore, okay? I've given up treatment already, okay? This is worse. You can't throw up, okay? ”

Every time I see these awful, overwhelming lottery prizes, they make me puke. Look, at this moment, after another series of vomits, I stared at the panel in front of me, staring at it dead.

“Kill you with your eyes. Kill you with your eyes! ”

Well, I know it looks silly, but for someone who can't touch but can't live in a pit, what can you do but kill someone with your eyes?

Perhaps because of the over-consumption of the rebuilding of the flesh, the recent prize draw system has become increasingly unreliable, and what has recently been drawn is very silent.

[The Book of Heaven without Words - It contains the Path of Heaven without Words.

Well, I don't know about the Book of Heaven, but there's really not a word in this book. What do you think?

[The Balabara Fairy transforms into a wand - I took a lot of pills today and felt more adorable! Sing ‘Representing the Moon Punishes You' as you dance, and add extra strength. Pink.

Well, the rest of it goes without saying, after I smoked this unmainstream wand, I walked slowly to the windowsill, opened the window, and threw it out.

“Who would say such a shameful line? All the way! ”

[Holy Sword: The rich old thief must die - the latest pet, reader, and editor of the 'One Strike, One Strike, One Strike, One Strike, One Strike, One Strike, One Strike * *' series of swords. It has a special flavor to use with the one above.

Well, throw away the strange things that are obviously mischievous, and the system does give a little "good stuff."

[Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear bomb - don't say the system doesn't give you good stuff, this stuff is definitely powerful enough as long as you dare to use it.

I was really scared when I saw this stuff, but when I looked at the instructions that came with it, I knew I was in the pit again.

“Specialized launch gear? This can also be done. Wrong password. How do you lock it directly? Where do I find the launch codes? Can't we just pry it open to study? But can you insure against the explosion? And what does it mean to give a nuclear bomb to the magic world? How dare you give me something normal, like a spell that forbids magic? ”

Don't say that, the system is so daring, the next time I draw a super powerful exotic spell.

[Dragon extermination - something darker than dusk, something brighter than blood, find time to show up in the long river...]

I trembled with excitement when the spell was in front of me, familiar to my childhood.

“Oh, oh, oh! All you have to do is recite a spell, and you can find a super curse that the Devil of the Universe can borrow? A great curse that can wreak havoc with little magic? Great!”

So I went to a place where no one was, and I started my own experiment.

Failed? Problem with the spell? No, the system is not really fake, I succeeded, the spell is really authentic and the contact with the Divergent Demon King was successfully activated.

“Welcome to the Invocation System using the power of the Divergent Demon King... The Demon King you are calling is not in the service area, the system is busy, please dial back later, please dial back later. Duh, duh, thank you for your support of this spell system. ”

Well, the Demon King is busy, he is not in the service area... I can understand that the spell system is still a patent for a certain world, can't connect and is normal, but what does the next reply mean!

“Please rate the quality of this service later, are you satisfied or very satisfied? Sure. Super satisfied would be okay? ”

Faced with such “Dear user, I am your father, I love not to use" user service, I can still do the magic horse, disconnect, no words to look forward to.

In fact, it wasn't the most pitty, and a year ago, I drew a bunch of legendary treasures in a row, and watching that pile of orange legends almost made me happy.

“Ha, one star bead, two star beads... seven star beads, after seven dragon balls, can you really fulfill all your wishes? ”

At that time, I, not so miserable as the pit, after a succession of six seven dragon balls, after receiving the system's affirmative guarantee of the effectiveness of the seven dragon balls, fully expected the last dragon balls to come into hand, even began to plan how to use that wish, consider how to get the best benefit, and even wrote a plan for a notebook.

But unfortunately, after more than a dozen draw chances a year, I never got the last dragon ball, and finally, I had to yell helplessly.

“You bastard just pit me, you are not those pit father domestic online tour round-robin draw, only draw, no prize! ”

“... four-star dragon balls are too powerful for cause and effect, and I can arrange a challenge task that is yours as long as you defeat its guardian. ”

Seven Dragon Balls, the national romance I saw back then, the owner of the four-star Dragon Ball? Isn't that Sun Wukong, the main character of the comic strip?

Challenge Sun Wukong? I fought a chill when I remembered the extraordinary strong men in the comics who destroyed the universe of the planet if they couldn't move.

But then I remembered that when the comic scene was still normal at first, the Seven Dragonballs had appeared, and I might not be confronted with something so outrageous, but with the possibility of trying.

“Was it Goku at the beginning? You can't be the super Saiyan who destroyed the planet with that shock wave behind you... why didn't you answer? Is it more of a super three? ”

“Don't worry, not Super Three, Super Thirty-three, Super Saiyan Thirty-three! ”

“Don't mess with me! I've seen that comic, too! Super Saiyan 33 from the world! ”

“Cough, it's a parallel universe, the world is so popular, the editor won't let it end, so I dragged it all the way, from more than three to more than 33, hey, you don't even know what the back power system is like, destroy the world and planets in the early period, destroy galaxies and multiverse directly in the later period. ”

“Besides, you all know it was drawn from the real parallel world. Do you think in the model of the Seven Dragonballs world, it's constantly super, super, super, even if the plot doesn't go on, but there won't be more powerful enemies behind it? I don't think it's possible to say anything more than 33, as long as the universe doesn't destroy! ”

Well, the rest of you don't have to say, the Super Sayan generation can kill me in seconds. If 33 really comes, isn't that the beating of the foot of the Nanshan Jing Senior Home, kicking the North Sea kindergarten, seconds, seconds, seconds of the air rhythm? I didn't want to die so badly, so I simply rejected the system's 'good intentions'.

Later, over time (the number of pits increased), I was able to sort out a little bit of the pattern.

Instead of being the wholehearted pitcher of the system, his ability itself is limited. Distorting the future will have to bear the corresponding causes and consequences, and the laws of paying as much as they want will still be followed.

So, the kind of dream that pays little points to draw treasures, but can draw treasures that are extremely powerful, can basically crack.

So for quite some time, I've been deliberately extracting the "Mystic Book of Gong" option. “Divine Soldier Weapons”, “Divine Wonders" and so on are not considered.

“If I take power from ‘knowledge of different worlds’ and change the future, I did it myself, and it has nothing to do with the system itself, does the system have to bear only a small part of the cause and effect? This is an obvious official loophole left by design, so choose not who you want. ”

So while taking the "Mystic Book of Divine Gong” also came up with a lot of speechless things, such as the “Book of Wordless Sky”, “Dragon Cutting Spell” and so on, and the previous "Jiuyin Jinjing”, “Sunflower Book”, “Cute Pseudo-Virgin Book”, “PS series Beauty Manufacturing Manual" and so on are true, but I have no idea what they are used for... Okay, forget the above, at least the research notes of the different magicians are really good things, and I have also gained a lot more than those that are totally unreliable for different treasures.

In recent times, opportunities have been used to extract exotic rarities, nothing more than a male drowning fountain to compensate the unlucky Coruscant, but unfortunately, all the occasional schoolmasters on the carousel, the male drowning fountain every time it is retained, still has no sign.

“Forget it, open the chest properly, and don't think of yourself as the hero if you're bright and ugly and lucky. Let's change our luck this time, let's just smoke a secret book or something. ”

And when this fate score was put into play, as the fast turntable stopped, and I saw the “secret" jumping out of the book, I had to take a sip of cool air.

It's a hardware game strategy, and on the cover is the army of roaring Orcs and countless Orc heroes.

[Ding, congratulations to the host on obtaining "Orc Plateau Reputation Quick Attack - Top 100 Tribal Data Collection". System Tip: Not only do you have tribal special types and basic strength, but you can also tell your tribal chiefs and heroes that you like them personally. If you can't beat them, come back and see them.

“System, can you cheat without being so obvious? But this is the perfect time, I love it! Thirty-two likes! ”

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“The so-called Prince Roland proposed by the Duchy of Donglan is a fake, it is not a wake-up return to Ying Ling at all, it is just a sign used by Donglan to entrench people's hearts! ”

I was not surprised when I heard the Kingdom of Slovak briefings to States and the Church of the Gods, which was entirely expected, but I was still amused.

“Fimre. Castle? If you can send a killer to kill me for power, then you can't deny your ancestors or anything like that. ”

And if Silverwell can understand my denial in order to entrench his orthodox position, then the next briefing is obviously dead.

“Kamo's Tear Fortress is calm, our country has just signed a peace agreement with the Orc tribes, and the rumors of Orc aggression spread by false Roland are clear evidence of his plot! He's provoking our relationship with our Orc friends! ”

It is true that Silverwell is in a sense the heir of the Land of Langham, but they have denied the path of statehood to the Land of Langham, and have taken the initiative to keep abreast of the great kingdoms of mankind, but also to the tribes of the Orcs on the border, mainly by means of acquisitions and friendly diplomacy.

It has to be said that, in a way, they are doing well, and the Kingdom of Silwell has a much better reputation in the human world than both the Duchy of Donglan and the Land of Langlan.

And given the fact that the Camo Tear Fortress is indeed difficult to overcome, that tribal chiefs who have received a great deal of wealth have also focused their attention on hunting in other human countries, the country has been at peace for more than two decades, and there have indeed been few major wars in history.

For the Orc tribe, as long as it opens the way back to their homeland, robbing who is not robbing, unlike the land of Lan in the past, there is more than one human country bordering the Orc. Since Silverwell is soft and hard, then find another soft persimmon to pinch.

The Duchy of Kassomy, another country that bears the main pressure of the Orcs, has a lot of grudges about this scourge, but it is what they are doing, all of them, so bear with it.

Yes, the Principality of Kassomy was inserted as a nail to deal with the pressure of the Orcs, and after the fall of the Land of Lan, most of the truly brutal man-made wars were borne by it.

The motive for the Orc's southern invasion is simple: in the short run, it's for hunting resources, and the long-term goal, or rather the ultimate goal, is only one - to recapture the Bianluia Plains, where the Orc originated.

The Great Plains of Bianluia are not now the land of the Orcs, the territory and granary of the San Antonio Empire, the superpower of humankind, and the Principality of Casomi, the dependency of the San Antonio Empire.

Grand Duke Casomi, king of the country, is also said to have the status of a great nobleman of the San Antonio Empire. Even the country's mighty army is an original San Antonio product, and every year many young generals, most of them San Antonio, suddenly show their talent.

There's also a little story about lifting a rock and smashing it in your own foot.

After a considerable period of time, when the Orcs took over the land of the Land of the Original Lantern, the highly fertile Orcs never gave up their dream of returning to their places of origin. Large-scale invasions and small-scale rides were annoying, and many troubled countries finally began to miss that "stinky and hard land of barbarians”.

“Thirty or forty werewolf cavalry may not be worth mentioning on the frontal battlefield, but once they enter our plain hinterland, they can create countless cases of blood. Those cockroachy, wildly multiplying beasts cannot be killed. We need a barrier! ”

Thus, under the operation of several super empires, there was the Principality of Kassomy.

The history of this country is not long, it is less than two hundred years old, and when he founded the country he nailed it like a nail into the entrance of the human world, a large number of resources and talents continued to arrive from the human hinterland, hard-boiled the beast over the plateau.

The Duchy of Kassomy and the Kingdom of Silverwell, the Super Fortress metropolitan Fortress of Hayrus and the Tear Fortress of Kamoh, after the fall of the Land of Lan, became the throat of mankind's towns and cities to follow the march route of the Orc tribe.

With the unique geographical advantages of the fortress city and the resources of countless human kingdoms behind them, they have also made the Orcs return to their homes countless times over the course of more than two hundred years. The tears of Camo were named after the last great chief, Camo, who eventually died.

But this time, the situation is really different.

“Urgent! War has broken out! The army of the Orcs raided Silverwell, bypassing the Tear Fortress of Camo directly, and four medium-sized cities were slaughtered! Slovak, hurry up! ”