The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Brother Roland was kind to me, often telling me bedtime stories, at night, alone. ”

“It's a little girl who hasn't grown up yet, and she likes fairy tales. But let my sister teach you, all fairy tales are lies, princesses are vases that shoulders can't pick, princes are mostly sexually oriented. We actually have a lot of examples around us. ”

“You... you're insulting! ”

“But you can't blame yourself for being too naive. The child always has the right to be innocent. I also loved to listen to the master's stories when I was a kid, probably for over a hundred years. Oh, now it's time to call my darling. That's a little embarrassing. ”

Elizabeth, smiling softly for half a day, was embarrassed, and between the three words, she made Lenny choke enough, but it seemed like I had been shot innocently again.

“Looks like Eliza must have seen Cavins. He's changed. The posture must be correct, it is normal to have such an understanding. Well, definitely not me. ”

I shook my head, ignored the discussion over there, and focused on the big meal in front of me, which for many reasons seemed to be the first time I had eaten Eliza's own food.

After a few experiments these days, I couldn't help but take over the right to a handful of spoons, but I was tired of eating my own things, and Cohen's cooking skills were very average, and recently he faded out the birds, and now as long as Eliza did well, I'd be very satisfied.

It is a common broth, the meat tablets are finely cut, a little weed floats on it, the unnamed spice adds to the soup's appeal, and the scent of leeks and flowers greatly increases people's appetite.

“Delicious! ”

Even though the all-purpose Eliza craftsmanship was expected, the broth still surprised me.

The entrance is fat and not tired, the ears and nose are more fragrant, swallowed full of aftertaste, makes people want to drink again, while the barbecue is filled with wild honey and vegetable spices, it also doubles their appetite.

“What kind of spice is this? Must be expensive! Yum, yum, yum! ”

So I chewed it up, and on the other side, Catherine and Cohen looked at each other, and I started doing it myself.

From the way they look at the wolf swallowing, I'm not the only one who's been tortured these days.

Perhaps the most delicious dish I can remember was the last meal before I went to God. Unfortunately, Eliza couldn't do it herself at the time, and this was a pleasure to be surprised.

“Hey, if you don't eat, we're all done. ”

“No appetite.” Renee was tough, but just now, the slightest belly chirp made her blush.

“Oh, the most important thing in life is happiness, and hunger is the first choice. Roland, eat slowly and don't choke. If you're not hungry enough, I'll serve you some noodles. ”

So, I nodded with joy, and I didn't have any other hobbies after getting back into the flesh, which is that I grew greedy. As long as I had excellent craftsmanship, how could I refuse this kind of thing?

But that afternoon, I knew there was something I couldn't eat, especially that bright smile that belonged to a demon full of grudges.

“Ahhh! My stomach hurts and my head is dizzy. This is the fourth time I've had a tummy in a day! Eliza, what the hell have you done in there? ”

“Cursed spice black mandola grass, as you said, this is a superb and expensive spice, you just ate the equivalent of gold, and by the way, I just harvested little toothpick meat, which is a big complement. Oops, my lord, can't you make it up? This is not good, let me fix you some more noodles. ”

The mandolo grass used to make the poison is actually used as an onion flower, the little tooth dragon is also called the Little Green Dragon, it is also toxic, should I be fortunate, the intersection of the two poisons is only bad stomach.

“No, why did they eat it too? It's all right! ”

“Oops, actually, it's all been de-toxified, and there's probably just some catalyst in there, which makes the toxicity erupt again. I'm so sorry, master. ”

That cold explanation and apology had no feelings. Every word popped up, it was like reading a line. Now I realize, maybe, in fact, Eliza has been angry...

“Sorry, it's all my fault. ”

All right, Junjie, I understand that this little girl has a long cycle of hate and revenge. I apologized on the spot for having a delicious lunch in the future, although I don't know what I did wrong. Is it too busy lately to contact her?

“It's all your fault. But since I apologize, I'll take it. ”

Eliza finally gave me a genuine smile and threw me a small bottle, and when she took it, her tummy was finally feeling better.

Another reason I'm most satisfied with Eliza's personality is probably because, although she likes to be flirtatious, an apology can be forgiven. If you accidentally annoy her, apologize first.

“... finally feel better, now that I'm alive, I'm really dying! Don't joke about it next time. By the way, how did you get here? What's with the flesh? ”

Eliza's arrival was indeed a pleasure, and soon I was able to clarify the circumstances of the incident.

It turns out that Eliza is only an incarnation that came down through the sacrifice of the Orc, a sacrifice that was grabbed down, and that she, as Marquis, is able to do this very reluctantly, and this incarnation has little power.

Daily behavior is okay, but if you're in a fight, don't talk about it.

“Enough, it's good that you're here. ”

It's not that I'm shaking, I like to be screwed, but I've had enough of these days without a helper, and now that Eliza's here, I can finally be a handshake again.

When the words had just come to an end, the cold Eliza laughed with satisfaction, and then came over and looked at me face to face.

“… I know you probably want to go there again, but I'm glad to hear you say so, it's a reward. ”

In a sense, the demonized Eliza was more courageous in expressing and pursuing her feelings.

The green face was getting closer and closer, the frost on the sun had collapsed, beneath the iceberg it was a fire of enthusiasm, Eliza's cheeks were red and xia, and her delicate red lips were emitting amazing charm and heat, and I had been forced into no retreat.

“You… what are you doing!! ”

Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one present, so I tried to reduce the presence of two people pretending to be stone sculptures. Renee didn't sit around and rush into the middle to stop it from happening.

“Pity? I just felt sorry for you? ”

Eliza and Renee started talking again as I somehow engaged in a change of mentality.

“I kind of know why the owner hates unidentified bear children, and parents should pretend not to see them when they're dating. ”

“Parents… who are the parents? And I'm not a bear boy! I'm 14! You could have married already! ”

“Fourteen? This is incredible! I thought she was ten years old, and Annie seemed to have outgrown you by far. ”

Well, not exactly, but from that slightly oblique drop in the gaze, it's obvious to go beyond that.

“Well, Eliza, isn't it heartbreaking to say that? ”

Well, from that twisted corner of her mouth and the twitching corner of her eye, the poisonous tongue of flat-chested Girl A is now biting her teeth to kill 1,000 enemies to destroy 800 herself, and I'm afraid the girl is dripping blood somewhere fragile.

And as in the past, between the three words, Eliza finished the massacre, and Renee, the dumb one, got angry and had to go to the corner of the wall to get bored.

And all of a sudden, even though Renee was still pissed off, Eliza's words came from the ring.

“My lord, I have ascertained the origin of the blood of this newland royal family, which, I'm afraid, is much more troublesome than expected. In your words, it's a big conspiracy, so big that only I can be assured of it myself. Boundaries are set, I say, listen, don't overreact. ”

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Intangible boundaries cut off all the peeping eyes, and I was still squatting in the sun, and Eliza had begun to pack the bowls, but the closer the connection between the two was.

“First of all, it is true that it is the blood of Lan, but it is not your descendant. You still and expectedly are usually a centuries-old bareback stick, a super elder magic mentor of FFF, a spiritual mentor of Fire Turtle Festival. When I think of being my first girlfriend of a centuries-old virgin, I am really a little excited, and then instinctively feel a little nauseous and dangerous. It is said that after a long time, it will probably change a bit. Posture, in 30 years, everything can be done. Three hundred years...”

While the poisonous tongue continues to bitter me, the amazing secrets on the other side come to me, and I can't care less about the grudges.

This time, I was stunned, and no wonder Alice fell into the avatar. This secret was transmitted in any way, and I'm afraid it's not stable.

Long ago, when Elise had finished, I was scared to sweat even though it was still cold out there.

“What if you haven't noticed? Almost finished, it looks like the opponent can't be underestimated. ”

At the same time as I was afraid, I laughed. Conspiracies and ambushes are scary only when they are not discovered. Now that I know, I can deal with them.

“Thank you, Eliza, for being so kind, and I owe you again, I can't imagine what I'd do without you. ”

“Huh, it's getting nasty. You're so sweet, don't mess with girls. ”

That being said, from the sweet smile on the corner of the mouth, it seems to be quite useful.

And while we were laughing at each other, we couldn't see our psychic connection, and there was a bad voice behind us.

“Nothing sudden * *. Laughing... Cohen, do you think Master's toxin has not been expelled clean, now he looks a little silly and a little silly. ”

“… I have heard from my neighbour, Brother Kurul, that it would be somewhat strange for a man to hold back for a long time, and it seems that Lord Eliza has failed to please His Highness. ”

“If you hold it for a while, it will change. But from this perspective, Princess Renee has no chance of winning. ”

“Well, Catherine, Her Royal Highness Renee is behind you, and she seems angry. ”

“Ah, Your Highness, I'm sorry, but... you won't cut off our benefits from this, will you? I'm waiting to acquire new alchemy props. That, although the opponent is very strong, you still have the possibility of victory, at least in some respects it's still in a grade... Pfft, I really didn't think of certain aspects, anyway, I will try to speak well for you in front of His Highness in the future! ”

The apprentices seemed to have some sort of dispute, but I had to start thinking about it.

“Renaissance? This is a huge mess. It looks like we need to step up and put an end to this war. So, the next step is to go to Antoon. ”