The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Even in the resource-poor North, the kingdom of the Tassel Pokémon remains a rare and wonderful place.

The artificially renovated cliffs and magical crystal walls form the artificial barrier of the capital, Santander, and the endless cold resistance of the ancient pine becomes the best windshield, spreading of the ancient springs of the Pokémon and the magical spring creek, giving the land warmth and vitality, giving it a rare green life in the north.

And when the humans of the north are troubled by the hungry winter herds, the natural priests and hunters of the elves succeed in taming them into good livestock. When the countries of the north are busy for a full year of rations in the long cold winter, the fruit trees under the control of the elves are ripe three times a year. If the sweet fruits of all kinds against the season are not exported in time for mineral resources, they can only watch rot.

A hundred years of longevity, time and skill, how can not transform the environment of one's life? The elves that inherited the legacy of the Great Elf Empire do have a backdrop of contempt for human outbursts. The wild elves living in tree houses in that knight's novel are obviously the result of artistic processing.

And while the main regiments of tassels roamed the snow in the north, their land was as calm as it used to be. Young unicorns and flying horses chased in the woods, and the elf civilians in the city had time to organize winter ceremonies, as for the war on the front line? They do not believe that the powerful Alliance of the Pokémon could be defeated by ordinary human beings, let alone the elite efforts of the four countries.

That is also true, the 100,000 Pokémon troops are not very large, but because of their extremely high average strength, any elite regiment can be used as a Royal Close Guard, and they are also a male soldier on the entire continent and must not be underestimated.

This is the essence of the Pokémon. Even in modern times, the only weakness of the Pokémon kingdom, which inherited ancient magic art, is always the number. It takes 200 years for a Pokémon to be born to adulthood. This cycle is definitely achievable for six or seven generations, not to mention teenagers, if they change the age of marriage.

The war is fought with integrated national power, and population and human resources are absolutely one of the most important. It is impossible not to think about the dead. Even the more powerful magicians may accidentally die from the mishaps of battlefield targets and friendly armies, and the loss of a war may take two or three hundred years to recover.

Absolutely no way to fight a war of attrition, it's the Pokémon's hard wounds.

This time, if the main army loses too much, and the elves enter a long period of cultivation, it can be said that the elves of the North have spared everything for the victory of this gamble.

And now that the main efforts have been made, since the major regiments have left the country, the task of border patrols in the past has been entrusted to the Rangers to organize their own second-line regiments, or adventure squads.

A wild elf ranger, two or three half-man horse archers, one or two elf warriors, is a standard elf patrol team, and if it's a first-line squad, maybe one or two more elf ancient trees, nature priests, and flying horse knights, not a grade at all.

Even among the elves, there are no comfortable cities to live in, and Druid, who likes to nest in the woods, is a minority.

Wherever intelligent organisms exist, trees are always one of the important resources, not counting as a basic function of architecture and furniture materials. Those refined Pokémon works of art also require rare wood as raw material, with rare and precious forest areas in the North. Pokémon quality timber is a major exporter of foreign exchange.

But if Druid, who has the highest vocation to protect forests, could reason, they would not be considered terrorists by all countries. Druid is stubborn and elves are stubborn. Druid, the elf that combines the two, is super stubborn. Their extreme nature conservation organizations can be the source and mentor of other green terrorist organizations, and the secrets of action are more classic models.

The name "Coalition of Little Bears Without Lumbering" sounds cute, but it has been around for tens of thousands of years. They have always been Druid Terrorist Organizations that give elf countries headaches. They have secret secrets of Transforming Bears and Beast Reindeering. Perhaps one of the grizzly bears in the forest is their probe. Perhaps when you are humming a song about lumbering, the suddenly standing giant bear behind you is already planning to slap you.

The result is that the Pokémon are the birthplace of Druids and the largest number of Druids, but most Druids will still have a superficial occupation acceptable to the world.

But at this point, in the temporary camp, Tatia, the wild elf ranger who hums a small transfer to dinner, is a hidden Druid master, and she is part of the Little Bear League, but recently she has not fulfilled her "nature preservation" duties.

Tatian domesticated pets are not a fraction of the cost of feeding, and she is trying to earn money to support her family before performing her duties in heaven.

Accepting the employ of the kingdom, carrying out some military tasks that are not dangerous enough to fill the gap in the kingdom's strength, is a very affordable deal. In this extraordinary period, the wealthy kingdom of elves will not be petty, and twice as much as it did during the war attracts countless mercenaries.

“Ha, this time it's really overwhelming, just a tour of the border can make so much money, hope the war continues for a long time, I also expect the cowards in those cities to continue to raise the commission. If the war escalates, don't say triple the commission, it's ten times more likely. ”

Tatia says nothing like an elf, but half the horse partners in her team are already familiar with her personality. On the contrary, half the people who generally do not have a high status in the Elf Kingdom prefer Tatia's refreshing and approachable people to the nostrils of the elf nobles in the city.

“Don't say that in the city, it'll upset the elves.” Half-man Marpol laughed, counting the recent surge in wages, he was in a good mood this time.

“In previous years, it was not so easy for the legions to carry out their duties. They also had to search the slave hunting squads all over the mountains. That was not an easy job, and if they did collide, if they met the sword saints and the great demons sent by every great human power, they would not know who to arrest. Few patrols have disappeared as a result in previous years. ”

Tatia laughed more happily.

“Also, now those slave squads really can't mess me up, they're causing me a lot of trouble... unfortunately, Princess Suanna. What a shame, good people don't pay well. ”

When I think of that gentle, watery figure, it's that Tatia, who has always been unhappy with her superior elf, is also unhappy.

“... I did hear a rumor about that, um, just a rumor. ”

The silent elf warrior Grover suddenly appeared, but his words naturally caught the attention of his teammates.

After a moment of hesitation, Grover continued.

“Rumor has it that this time Princess Suanna was kidnapped with a lot of doubt. The elite army that was supposed to be on duty suddenly pulled out for training, and the Rangers suddenly began to close training. Even the Royal Guard moon blade temporarily drew to the border to handle the dispute, so that the less powerful slave trapper caught Her Royal Highness...”

Rumor has it that the members of the team have remained strangely silent. It is not that they have not heard this rumor. In recent weeks, any pub or market has been spreading and discussing this taboo topic.

It is also evident from the rumors that the death of Princess Suanna is not a conspiracy of the Elf King and the Senate. Rather than the death of Princess Suanna in the hands of mankind, she was treated as a sacrifice of war by the cold-blooded Elf King.

“If you don't have proof, let's not talk about it. It's a lot of trouble. ”

Tatia, who had just made a big deal of it, persuaded Grover to be cautious, but when the voice had just come down, the usual gentle elf warrior suddenly laughed.

“No proof? Isn't it proof that the two legendary strong men who guarded the royal family were suddenly transferred? Anrod, the ‘Hand of Kash', who had excellent relations with Her Highness, made a direct scene with the army, allegedly directly smashing the army's sign with anger. ”

Obviously, Grover was the pacifist supporter of Princess Suanna, who, after their initial anger, began to think calmly about the cause of her death and found those doubts.

“According to humans, the mastermind of the political conspiracy is often the beneficiary of a series of events in which the nations of humankind apparently did not reap the benefits. The only benefit is that of the main warring faction. That man is also the harsh one, His Highness Suanna is his daughter...”

Well, that's straightforward enough to point directly at the Elf King.

Immediately, the temperature of the camp dropped several degrees at once, and everyone was silent. After all, participation in this kind of thing is definitely not a good thing for the civilian population. Spies and whistles are not the patent of mankind. It is too bad to say anything because of how many mouths are thrown in jail.

And it was Tatia of Druid who was even less interested in this kind of thing, and although she felt sorry for the princess, she had no intention of risking her life for her.

So she tried to look around him.

“Ah, there's a Dark Elf! ”

All right. Dark elves in the heart of the Elf Kingdom? It was obvious nonsense, but it made Grover laugh.

He shook his head with a smile.

“Whatever you don't want to say, it's the darkness from here...”

Halfway through, he fell with white eyes, and the dark green dagger behind him showed why he fell.

“... I don't know how you found me, but now that I've been found, I can't let you go back. ”

Grover's shadow came out of a figure in a pitch-black leather coat, and that black skin tone was enough to explain everything.

“There are really Dark Pokémon, maybe I can think of a new prophetic magician. ”

At this time, Tatia had time to sigh her crow's mouth. The dark elf in front of her returned to about silver. The toxin to the dagger was just a normal paralysis poison. It might be enough to clean up the regular patrol team, but considering her hidden legendary Druid strength, the scourge in front of her is just the remnants of Combat Power 5.

”Aha, eat my noodle stick! “

And the fact is just as expected, the original spirit of the Dark Pokémon slowly served a face knocked down by Tatia's stick, he probably wondered how a Pokémon shooter with a long bow could show such a superb stick technique, what the heck was that paralyzed thunder in the wooden stick?

“Sample, dare to talk to me, little ones, take people with you, I don't think the situation is right, maybe he has an accomplice...”

Save the rest, the many ghosts coming out of the woods have explained everything, and Tatia has once again proved her prophetic gift.

“... Tatia, let's cut to the chase. ”

At this time, it is naturally a joyful time to run, considering the past adventures that this person also said (bad things only), the half man who ran to the front, Marpol, is also full of resentment.

But his words were not answered, and he turned to Tatia, who had disappeared without a trace, where he remained, only the grizzly bear who had been napping.

And their teammates, with the exception of the sudden disappearance of Tatia, have all fallen.

“Command: Stun! ”

When he heard a voice, the grey black light flashed, and he fell directly into the ground.

At this point, a Dark Pokémon priest riding a black armored scorpion walked out, and behind her, dozens of panicked Dark Pokémon returned.

“Stupid males can't handle such a weak sacrifice. If you miss the big thing behind the spider this time, I'll cut you into pieces and feed you live poisoned spiders! ”

There is the outrage of the Dark Pokémon Reverend, and farther afield is the banging sound of banging. Tatia, who is more experienced in adventure than a superficial Ranger, knows that this is the sound of a massive lizard cavalry marching, and there is only one possibility if the most powerful family is able to support an expensive lizard cavalry, a built lizard cavalry.

“Reverend Rose and the Grey Lizard Cavalry Corps? Shit, this isn't a sacrifice hunting team. This is a whole Legion of Dark Pokémon, sending troops to attack the kingdom of the Pokémon. Is Rose crazy? ”

Now is clearly not the time to lament, when Tatia silently imitates the habit of grizzly bears and intends to leave, but the priest sees it.

“Well, I haven't imitated animals for a year or two, I'm a professional. ”

So she lay down, sniffed down the elves, and made the grizzly bear look like she was feeding.

But all of a sudden, she noticed the dark glow converging on the priest's nine-headed whip and seemed to find something, so she was in a bit of a hurry.

“I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you later. ”

She bit her teeth, bit her fallen colleagues, closed her eyes and chewed them up.

“Hmm, totally simulate my little Hui's eating pattern, watch my god act... time to go. ”

But when they opened their eyes, they found that the dark elves had not only not gone, but had not deflected their attention from themselves. Instead, they stared at him.

“Pfft, ahaha, there's a bear eating grass! This Druid is ridiculous. ”

The priest laughed straight on the back of the armored scorpion, Tatia, which found her mouth smelling wrong, and then looked over to find Grover awake, staring at him in shock.

Turns out Grover got rid of the paralysis poison at this juncture, avoided the vast mouth of the blood basin, and Tatia, with her eyes closed, bit down a piece of grass and started swallowing.

Obviously, she won't taste the flavor as she tries to shield herself, and the result is two bites of grass.

“Well, I'm a bear who likes grass. Why, is there a rule that bears don't eat grass? Eat my bear. Oh, my God! ”

Well, the key moments are always chained down, Tatia, and once again the action shows what it means to be a dead duck with a hard mouth and an angry face.