The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Name?”

“Albert. Rhine.”

“Profession?”

“The Freedom Knight, who has no affiliation, recently ate at the League of Gentlemen's Mixed Meals, everyone gave me face and called me the Swordsman of the Three Swordsmen. ”

Looking at the dark-haired knight in front of me, I couldn't help but be somewhat surprised. From the moment I made up my mind to contact the League of Gods, no matter how dirty the “experts” sent, I had made my expectations, but what does it mean to send me a cheerful handsome guy?

He, eyebrow show, eagle nose sword eyebrows, full of proper Chinese characters face but with a slight smile, shaking in a strong black knight uniform added a full virility, long hair cape without any sissy, unknown want to punch him in the handsome face, cough, seems to be involved in some personal grievances.

Isn't this the typical male enemy - the super handsome man? How could he be a member of the League of Gentlemen?

“... do you know what it is to send you here? Did you give the wrong order? ”

Albert shook his head with a smile.

“There was no error in your task, and when the message came to us, all my colleagues found me the first time, and they thought I was the only one who could do it properly? ”

I was even more surprised, as you can see from the maid who couldn't help but peek out the door, is there a lack of women for such a rare super handsome man? And “behavioral art". It must be a woman who sticks it up to him.

“... it's a long story.”

Albert looked at the past and shrugged, looking back and bowing his head.

“It was all a mistake when I was young, starting when I was a child, I had a sister, she was my angel and everything... ”

It was a fairly common story in this day and age, when Albert, a deceased mother and father, supported her home alone, his only sister of kin was his angel and psychological dependence, and when she was three years old, she was trafficked by traffickers.

“So I rode all over the world, and my childhood memories were blurred, and the only characteristic was the red birthmark between my waist, so I practiced a fine sword technique and cut clothes without hurting my skin, so they also called me the Three Swordsmen's Broken Swordsmen. ”

The sad expression overwhelmed the words and obviously suffered greatly.

I immediately nodded my sympathetic endorsement, which was obviously a normal person but was treated as a perverted taste, and I really understood that.

“You're working really hard, don't worry, when you've done my thing, I'll give you the energy to find your sister. ”

“Really? Thank you so much, I can't wait to carry out your task, please give me the characteristics and I'll get started! ”

I'm also a little happy that Albert was excited to get up and salute immediately, which is so much better than expected. Is there a normal person in the League of Gods? It seems that the king of gentlemen's halo is not too difficult to deal with, and I cannot help but look forward to a better future.

“Well, she's about fourteen to eighteen years old this year, blonde hair... no, she might dye her hair too, so don't let go of all the people of this age, and don't miss the cute boys because of the possibility of women dressing as men! ”

“Don't worry, Your Highness, I'm an expert! No woman can escape my eyes, my sword! ”

The fine sword crossed an arc in the middle of the sky, and the black-eyed killer flashed away. At this moment, I discovered the top expert of the half-step legend in front of me.

I was overjoyed. Did I get lucky? Was I not only a normal person with a bottom line in common sense this time, but also a master?

“How reliable!! It's too reliable! ”

“Brother, I bought you a Veterinary Sword, you will love it! ”

The door suddenly opened and a lively little girl jumped in.

Wait, what's her name? If it's not me, it's Albert in front of him.

Immediately, my smile solidified, and with my years of experience in the pit, I tacitly guessed what would happen afterwards.

“Lina? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the mercenary headquarters? ”

Looking at that ponytail girl, Albert was a little surprised.

“Brother Sad Wind said he wanted me to come with you, he said I didn't know what you were going to do. He was so nice, afraid that his brother wouldn't finish the job, and he had a lot of companions come along to help him. Brother, what's so important? I still need you to come over. ”

Well, what else? I should have guessed that the League of Gentlemen wouldn't have a normal person, but the way you really look at me can fool me, it's two brushes.

“Boy, you got guts...”

“No, no, Your Highness, listen to me. I'm telling the truth! I was looking for my sister, so I got the title. ”

Suddenly, the brunette stuck her mouth in anger.

“Brother! Did you cut other girls' clothes again? I have so many sisters-in-law at home, I can't believe I'm still doing this. Forget about it, you found me three years ago, and you used people's affairs as a cover to hook up with girls. How do you make people face you? The Playboy's sister? It's awful. Do you still want someone to marry you? ”

Playboy? A lot of sisters-in-law? Girl hunting? Every time I hear a word, my eyebrows are fluttering, and as the FFF Grand Old Man, I know what to do.

“Little sister, I'm in business with your brother. Just go outside for a minute, okay? By the way, go out and remember to close the door. ”

Seems to know I'm a big shot, that girl nodded softly.

“Oh, brother, I'll wait for you outside. ”

What a wonderful sister, such a good coincidence, comparing the totally lawless brother, and the bear child in the family, my tears are almost coming out, and when I think of more than 300 years of bareback career, the opposite side of the 20s successfully opened, the palace, still looking for new prey, my tears really came out.

“My fingers are burning, after the fucking winner of life. Miyako, try my personality fix. Shi Fu Tian Feng Fist!” Da!

“Your Highness, let me explain! It's definitely not what you think! ”

Explain? I would hear, after the fight, finally, after a pleasant beating, I stopped to hear what he had to say.

“Psst, eat in the bowl and want to be in the pot, scum! ”

“... whoa, no, I don't want to, I really don't want to. ”

It seemed that my contempt had touched one of his sensitive nerves, and he actually cried, and that manly young man, crying like a poor child.

It seemed that he heard the truth from his painful whimpering, and I temporarily put away my intention to drop the rock downhole.

“I don't want to either, it's just that too much has been done before, and it's become a habit to see qualified women instinctively do it. Besides, I'm just looking at where they have the birthmark. Why should I be responsible? The palace? Have you ever seen a hippocampus with a monkey face in the back of the palace? That's what I'm responsible for. A few of them looked at me long enough to get rid of me. ”

“What a luxurious affliction, are you showing off in front of an old bareback? ”

“No, no, Your Highness, you don't know, as soon as I turn around, they fight in secret, they fight in a mess, and any trick makes them come out. I've been poisoned with food five times in the last month. There are a bunch of poison nails in my shoes. I can't stand the glue in my clothes! Women are horrible! I'm already shivering when I see a woman! They can't clean up when they think about it. ”

He shook his teeth as if they were a sheep's seizure, and from the sudden drop in his body temperature and blue face, he was telling the truth.

“Female phobia? After suffering from female phobia. This is the old setup for the comic book. ”

Well, looking at Albert, who's already foaming on the ground, I finally got some sympathy for this kid.

“Two people, help me get a priest. ”

But when the door opened, it came in with familiar faces.

“Boss, Brother Sad Wind asked us to come and help. ”

Coming in through the door behind you is the familiar face of the League of Gentlemen, silver hooks, gold teeth, casio..... wait, snowshoe how did you get here, just like this as a handshake cabinet No, you are the supreme priest.

“Lilith is here. ”

Eye queries were answered, I immediately realized that with the proclamation of the Dead Spirit, Lilith as a blood tribe could naturally also be active in Dongluan, and if she began to preside over the work, the silly cow would indeed become more idle, and it was very normal to wander around.

“The sad wind is thoughtful. Where is he? Didn't come?”

“No, he's coming. ”

The silver hook nodded and laughed very loudly, fingering a gesture that a man could understand.

“When he sees a giant lion head, he leaves, let's report to you first. ”

For a second, I understood, but then, it was bad, right here.

“Huge Lion Head? Me, that kid's looking for death! ”

At the same time, there was a shocking roar coming out of the window.

“Incredible! There's such a twisted soul in this world! Hit me with a ghost idea, eat my soul and kick! ”

Well, isn't the man who flew out the window the vice president of a gentlemen's league? In a way, he's invincible. The lion's head is over 2,000 years old, and I don't dare mess with him.

“Ah, it's Brother. ”

In the room, other than Casio's panic, the others were faint.

“Rest assured, good people live for a thousand years without the scourge of life, and if there is a sad wind, it will be no difficulty to live for 10,000 years. ”

As I said, I nodded in the room.

“I always felt that when the world was destroyed, he would be fine. ”

And the man who fell from the sky had to prove the truth.

“Ah, almost died... don't be shy, let's talk more.....”

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“My sword, all the time! ”

Speaking handsome lines, overflowing with light, the flesh-eyed swordsmanship turned into a cold wind to face.

“Boo!”

When the handsome swordsman stood coldly and the long sword fell into the sheath, the ragged cloth broke from behind.

“Ahhh, colored. Wolf!”

At this time, the nobleman Jinjin discovered that his clothes were completely broken, and Albert swept and laughed, walking alone.

“Humph, cut something boring again! ”

Immediately, the girl was crying and confused, and her escort didn't make it.

Another tall figure appeared beside the lady, and a broad cloak fell.

“... we are pursuing a wanton villain who does not know where he has fled. ”

In a sense, Green, dressed in heavy armor, is indeed quite dignified and makes him a good man, not least because he is also human and will not attract more attention.

“It's too slow. ”

And on the rooftop beside me, I was somewhat dissatisfied with the progress, and I only verified more than forty people this morning, how long will it take to get it all done?

“... this is fast enough, fortunately the reaction of the lamp of life has set us a goal, we just need to check on the outsiders who have been in the North for the last three or four months, otherwise we really don't know when to find out. ”

The lamp of life has limited functionality, and it found a reaction more than three months ago, which can only indicate that Princess Grina returned to the North at that time. As for the exact location? If he can point to a specific location, what privacy does the royal family have?

He was confused about even scoping guidelines. If he was so smart, Kelly would have found me by then. He was more of a proof that the royal family was real or alive.

“Or, Your Highness, a city without clothes? ”

“... it's winter, it freezes to death, and how it ends. ”

I can't help but look at Albert, who is far away from here, and this woman with phobia is so good at stripping.

“It's hard on him, too. Female phobia? ”

“Pfft.”

The words just fell, but all around me was laughter, as if I had said something wrong.

“Is he lying about his feminine phobia? Is this guy acting so good? ”

“No, that's not acting, but, you see, he chopped off his face after that. ”

I set my eyes on Albert when he took the sword, his mouth clearly said that something boring had been chopped off, but the corner of his mouth had a smile, his expression was full of joy, as if he were enjoying it.

“He, enjoying? ”

“Yes, he is afraid that a woman will die, if she touches him, she will scream, but because of this, he enjoys the screaming of women separately, he will not be able to stop the behavior of the 'Shattered Swordsman', only because it is his greatest enjoyment. ”

“Hey, how did a good young man end up like this, this swordsmanship is a shame. ”

“That's not true, Lord Adam said that his usual sword skills can only be average, but the shredded clothes have touched the sword's holy threshold. ”

Rumor has it, I am stunned. This is an unusually rare thing. It often takes both talent and a long time to sharpen. It definitely possesses the power of transcendental challenges.

Look closely and I'll find out what's wrong.

“One sword, one hundred swords back, usually unintentional, swordsmanship when drawing swords, killing invisible, this is near the sword saint, this is clearly already the sword saint, it is really a sword saint! ”

“No, he can only achieve this when the target is a woman and the clothes are broken, so Lord Adam says he is close to Kensei. ”

“Indeed, there is no normal man in the League of Gentlemen. So are the other two swordsmen? ”

“Swordsman? That's what they call themselves. They call themselves the Three Bitches. ”

I shook my head, and I was helpless, but at this point, a voice rang from behind me.

“We found the princess's old nanny, and we have new information! ”