The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Oh, that blooming wild lily, how charming, how beautiful her song is, how gorgeous her dance is like a butterfly, she is the queen of the flower streets, the dream lover of all men and women..."

At Renee's meeting, I deliberately sought out a few bards to sing her a recent "hymn".

Well, unexpectedly, Renee was completely unresponsive, only to see her face blushed, her eyes red, full of blood, and seeing me as a soft foot almost fell to the ground.

“Whoo!”

On my arm, she's asleep! I can't believe I snored!

“This…? ”

Those punishments I have prepared are wasted at the moment. It seems that Renee herself is choking enough. Physical fatigue is nothing to the golden legal knight, but mental stress has probably kept her choking enough. After all, I'm afraid for the girl, her most important reputation has been ruined, that is, she wants to marry, she can't marry anymore.

To think of it, I had to show some sympathy and guilt, and after all, although it was entirely Cavins' fault, my declaration in Orlando was the beginning of trouble.

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“Sorry, all of us old guys are a little overheated...”

With all this in mind, I feel even more guilty.

“... Brother Roland, Nini doesn't blame you. ”

I couldn't help but be touched by the gentle words in my arms, but...

“So stop licking my feet, Nini knows you like me, but the love of being a dog doesn't perform well, and that... don't take off your clothes, it changes. Are you going to wear my clothes? Well, if it's Lan Lan, you can... Stop sniffing, be shy, and don't lick... Nai is so good, just lick her..."

My face turns blue immediately. What a mess!

“Well, Your Highness, please don't be angry. His Highness Renee is cursed by the sweet dreams of the Magic. These days are always pulled into strange dreams, so she never slept when she came back. It's harder to make it. ”

Sweet dream curse? What the hell is that?

“The gifted ability of the Purgatory Magic will cause a person's deepest desire, and then from that gap, guide the middle-schooler into obsession. Look, gradually decadence, for example, people who love wealth will dream of bathing in the Golden Mountains, people who love color will dream of countless beautiful surroundings, as for little Renee... cough, the curse should be left by Cavins, making him more inclined to desire. Look, let their decadence be chaotic, so that their next arrival can be convenient. ”

Well, the knowledge of the abyss was clear to Eliza, the devil's lord, and I laughed joyfully when I heard it.

“So Renee is full of crap? Is that her inner desire? My women's black history? Think of me as a change of love habit. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Looks like it needs to be corrected. No, personality correction fist is not enough, let's just rebuild personality after brainwashing, at least that black history must not be left behind! ”

With a smile on my face, I walked to the room with Renee. Looks like I have a busy day to prepare for the brainwashing curse...

“His Royal Highness Renee is miserable, His Royal Highness is pissed off. ”

“His Royal Highness Roland has been hacked, and the laughter is terrible...”

And I suddenly remembered something, and I turned to smile at the waiters.

“Didn't you hear anything today? Or maybe I can help you forget something. ”

They panicked and shook their heads.

“I didn't hear anything! ”

“I definitely didn't hear that. ”

When I saw those two guys who couldn't shake their heads, I nodded satisfied and listened to the good kids. If they didn't listen, the bear kids would be disciplined.

Looking at Renee in her arms, I laughed.

“That's where to start, by the way, it's been a long time since I've had mud wrestling and bouncing, and the little black house looks good..."

But then, the whistling wind, the familiar heavy footsteps, closed my eyes helplessly.

“Boom! ”

The wall, which had just been renovated, had directly broken a large hole, and there were three newly filled manhole beside it.

“Boom! ”

Well, I knew these guys never knew to walk through the door.

“Ha ha. Come and get me. ”

“Don't run, Adam is my brother! ”

Let's let our naked bastard run, the scene of this brother's noise is really memorable, but as a brother's little dwarf waving with a thousand stone pillars, one big pit, while as a brother's big head muscle man randomly opens a hole on the wall, it is helpless.

In a way, both of you are very young, and I can understand this kind of fun, but if it involves me.....

“Whether it's Omar's brute force or Adam's big pillar, I'm afraid it's the end of the scene. Did he die playing hide-and-seek with the bear child? It's horrible. ”

So I tried to converge my existence and try to leave quietly, but then I felt something was wrong.

“No, where did that stone column come from? Why do you look so familiar? I think I just saw it. ”

And then I thought, "It's late."

“Ahhh, damn Adam, that's the main beam of this house! ”

Well, the lower and lower ceilings, that crashing house, have given me the answer.

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“Elmond the Orc. Blood axe dead? ”

In a sense, this was the result of a complete anticipation that, before I lost consciousness, the situation had pushed the Plateau Orc into despair when it was reversed again.

The final reinforcement plain beast was blocked by the Legion of the Dead and the underground world. When it was discovered that even the True God was about to fall, the human reinforcement was getting stronger and stronger, and the plain beast, who had suffered a tragic failure a year earlier, had made a sensible choice to retreat.

And when Chief Carodean retreated with the various plain tribes, the highland beasts who survived the bloody night were surprised to find that they had lost all their allies, while their opponents had accidentally doubled their power countless times.

“We must not let Felix fall, or we will all die here! ”

The invincible True God descendant was also forced into despair, and the remnants of the Orcs were forced to enter the battlefield, knowing that the deep blood feuds that had already been fought could no longer be washed away, and that they had no chance of winning in the face of the gathering of Northern mankind, the Silo Dead Spirit, the Grey Blood Pokémon and the underground coalition.

And because initially, in order to avoid unnecessary losses, their main force, etc. retreated within the realm of God, and when they really started rescuing Felix, they had to face the snipers of the underground coalition and the Legion of the Dead.

And Silo's reinforcements and allies in the underground world are powerful and well-equipped, so their rescue is naturally intercepted, and in despair, when Felix falls, some of the Orcs eventually lay down their weapons and choose to surrender, Emon. The Blood Axe and the rest of the Orc Chiefs did not hesitate to opt for death.

They know that, as the initiators of this war of aggression and as the number one war criminal, it is inevitable that the war will be liquidated after its failure, so it would be better to die in “glorious” combat than to be hanged on a hanging shelf in humiliation.

So Emmon's head became a trophy for a young soldier, and the fanatical army of the Orcs eventually went all the way to the end of the army, to the death, to the fall.

And with Emmon... The flag of the Blood Axe fell, and this Nanjin invasion, the largest Orc man in more than 200 years, was officially declared a failure. I'm afraid even if humans do not liquidate the Plateau Orc, they will need at least one or two hundred years of rest and recuperation to restore their vitality, and I know that they will have no hope during this Jihad, and without the Guardian God, they will only become more depressed.

In fact, it is not the only loser in this war, nor is it the biggest loser.

The biggest loser is the Dark Pokémon, which had nothing to do with it.

For more than a thousand years, Rose led the Dark Pokémon to earn a living in the underground world. The original values of the Pokémon Empire's superior Pokémon had long been distorted. The Dark Pokémon had been branded Rose's personal mark from social culture, culture, religion and social structure. It could be said that most Dark Pokémon were Rose's personal property.

Just as humans on earth cannot imagine a life without the sun, the Dark Elves cannot imagine a day without Rose.

But now that Rose is dead, overnight, Reverend Rose and the mother-in-law, who are at the top of Dark Elf society, have all been badly traumatized, either by direct brutality or by madness, and the best result is the loss of all power.

And in the cruel Dark Pokémon world, weakness is the greatest sin, and if the helpless had been the mother of a higher family, waiting for them would have been a more tragic end.

Overnight, ninety percent of the underground cities within Rose's sphere of influence were rioted and the entire Dark Pokémon community plunged into turmoil when the news of the divine meteorite was confirmed by a powerless priest.

And more dangerous, it's not just social unrest, Rose has always been the supreme of most dark elves, her will is the laws and pursuits of this race, families killing each other to seek the spider's favor. Love, the whole Dark Pokémon race lives for Rose's benefit.

And at this point, she crashed, so what's the difference between this and the collapse of the sky for the Dark Elves with Rose as their heaven? That fatal lack of faith and collapse is the real super trouble.

Faith breakers have turned into fearless thugs, some have chosen to break themselves, but most of them are instincts to find new alternatives. Overnight, countless new gods, pseudo-gods, evil gods have emerged, and many can seal the existence of gods, all locking in the void left by Rose's goal.

Cough, in fact, the insomniacs of the god of the law are also quick to do it, and those of the silver side of the judiciary are quickly and effectively restoring order in the underground cities of the elves, and of course, there is no shortage of Sulphur Mountain City's armed deterrence, at least the direct troop contribution of the red hounds who remain in the underground world is obvious.

In this situation, before the birth of the new true god of the Dark Pokémon, I fear that the entire race will fall apart and then be devoured by all the forces. Of course, the biggest mouth eater must be the current power of Anne, the underground dominant. At least, the law church, which restores order in all the underground cities and trials the mob, has become increasingly popular with the civilian Dark Pokémon. Perhaps, in a short time, the new order of the Dark Pokémon society will shock the whole world.

Other true gods do not want to intervene, but in a sense this is also a divine battle between the Dark Elf and the Law Divine, but now the Law Divine as the winner begins to harvest the spoils, and other true gods naturally do not have the possibility to intervene.

In just half a month, because the insomniac not only replenished the divine power lost in the divine descent, but because of the extreme expansion of believers and regions, he even began to advance again, this time, if he could fully embrace Rose's land, he might become a medium divine power like Rose.

Even the insomniac begins to consider the possibility of establishing a guardian god from the Dark Elves.

In times of peace, this is an extraordinarily difficult journey from quasi-god to weak god to moderate god.

For God to advance, it takes almost thousands of years to accumulate, and many generations of reproduction to guard, but this is the period of Jihad, and this is also the opportunity that Jihad presents to God. In every Jihad, countless new gods rise and fall, and now the laughter is nothing but laughter, and finally, the true victor.

I gave Snowshoe and Lilith all the life of the Law Church. I had no intention of managing it, but since Roland had successfully completed the divine surrender and had not yet hung up, the identity of the divine messenger was not only sitting still, but the eyes of the legal profession were full of fanaticism, reminding me of the days of the insomniac.

And by this time, I had no time to manage these things, and the bigger trouble was in front of me.

“Cough, today we are talking about the salvage work of Northern Elves, now they have a constant natural disaster, hail and snowstorm rotation, said to have come the previous few days with ice and snow hurricanes, lack of winter grass and clothing, and some crazy dark elves turned into thugs, if we sit back, I'm afraid Northern Elves will become history completely. ”

But my words fell, and it was silence.

Obviously, there is a shortage of generals. After all, countries have lost a lot in this war, and swinging elves have been on the enemy's side most of the time, and there are not a few who have taken blood revenge. How can they be willing to help now?

I laughed when I saw this.

“Okay, you guys don't care, I care. ”

Rumor has it that all generals are stunned. The main object of this elf's revenge is the Kingdom of Silwell, which is the Lan Nation. Although the fame in front of him is obviously good, his private reputation is more than that of the proposed extermination of the Great Demon King. He doesn't look like a good man who is selfless and retaliates with virtue.

“Well, I've long been in love with Tassel City, a library that has been around for over 10,000 years, and countless magical and artistic treasures from the Pokémon Empire cannot be destroyed by this scourge. ”

Well, as soon as it came out, everyone knew instantly that there was going to be rescue, and that was going to a pickpocket of land.

But he could do all this in secret, but why would he say what the living legend was thinking, what he was going to want, why would he have to start this conversation here?

For a while, there was silence in the conference room, and the sound of my index finger tapping the desktop echoed.

“Jihad has begun, there will be no place for peace on the entire continent, and this time we will be able to deal with it, but there will be many fortunes. The next time there will not necessarily be a divine surrender of the True God and so many foreign reinforcements. In response to the next jihad, I intend to form an alliance - the Alliance of the Lan - in the North. ”

“First of all, he will follow the principle of no war (no first provoking war, no aggressive war) and will adhere to the law and the Patron God of the North, so there is no need to fear that this alliance will pose a threat to all nations. It is fundamental that under the Covenant States have the right to independence and not to interfere in each other's internal affairs. ”

“Secondly, following the teachings of the insomniac, no race or individual is guilty and not evil until no crime has been committed, so this Langham does not restrict the race and country to which it belongs. As far as I know, at least some of the remnants of Silo, some of the underground residents who want light, Orcs of the Shavin Autonomous Territory, the Barbarian Tribal Union, the Principality of Dongham and the Kingdom of Silverwell have submitted applications to join the Langham. ”

It has been said that people are shocked, which has gone beyond disobedience, so that non-human forces can be pulled together. The next day the Church of the Gods sent down the message of God to assemble jihad is understandable.

But if this alliance is really built...

The people had to fight a shiver, I'm afraid by this time, so many powerful forces joined together, I'm afraid the whole North was under his control, when the insomniac became the true guardian god of the North.

This is undoubtedly not a super-heavy bomb, politically and militarily, and it makes it necessary to reflect repeatedly on the impact of his establishment.

In a sense, the war was also a melting pot, where resentful races recognized each other and built initial trust, and this vast consortium began to move towards reality.

“Isn't that appropriate, this cathedral church...”

“Huh.” I laughed when I heard it, and then I said it straight.

“Marquis Etsu of Rodney Nan, haven't you recognized him yet? This is a period of jihad, and we, the ‘northern barbarians’, cannot count on anyone. How can you survive this cold winter if you don't hug and keep warm? ”

Marquis Axel intended to say something, but I shook my head.

“I know what you're trying to say, don't worry. Soon, when the fires started on all sides, the Church couldn't handle its own affairs, and that's what the insomniac meant, as the true God on the side of order, do you think he would be treated as heretic? We are merely poor people who have spent the winter in a hug, and the Lan Alliance will never take the initiative to invade, but don't we in the North have the right to survive? ”

After a moment of hesitation, Ai Xiu finally gave up her statement, but for me, it was just the beginning.

“Princess Ansona, the sole legitimate heir to the kingdom of Taksu, also applied to me to join the Lan Alliance, so when this rescue is complete, it is unlikely that the Northern Elves will all become Lan allies. ”

The generals here were frightened, and this was straightforward enough to swallow the whole elf tribe, and the appetite of this man was so great.

“I therefore look forward to the accession of States to this covenant and their joint participation in the relief effort. We will open technology sharing within the Covenant. These include the Demon Swordsmen and Floating Warships that emerged during this war. This time, the Elf royal family has been devastated, and the main army has been destroyed. I don't know, there will be no Northern Elf country after that, and the Elf tribe living in various countries is good. ”

Talking about interests between countries is the most tangible, the new technology of Lan Nation and the mysterious inheritance of the Elf Nation is amazing tempting, missed absolutely no second chance, undoubtedly, this directly throws out the bait, is the most powerful invitation, after saying these words, I turn around and go.

That's it. If we don't do the rescue work, Ansona will haunt my house in the middle of the night.

And as my most trusted deputy, Eliza has been waiting outside for a long time.

“You're not afraid to push them too hard to get a dead net. ”

“Rest assured, no one is a fool. At the beginning of the jihad, those super empires had no time to think about this side. The small countries wanted to live. Now it's golden time to hug their thighs, and this time we show them thighs, but they are white and tender. When they think about the situation, they can't help but jump. ”

“Sexual harassment..." pushed glasses and Eliza turned the subject in a strange direction again.

But all of a sudden, a waiter walked past me and I had an extra note in my hand.

“In two hours, look forward to a little get-together - Axel. Sodel."

“Ha ha, look, here comes the first one with the thighs. ”