The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Having been single for half my life, I finally have a daughter to retire to, unfortunately, congratulations..."

“Boom! Boom! ”

I'd love to say that, but if the background is a streetscape in flames, and the sound of constant explosions in your ears, don't.

“What a pity, a sister!” She's overexcited.

Should I say that Cavins and I are twins? There is no conflict in our veins. Under Emila's guidance, the blood exchange went very smoothly. None of the expected adverse reactions occurred, not even the allergies and rejections that normal blood transfusions could cause.

Green, a third of the blood vessels are in my veins by now.

And when I tacitly felt that strange blood connection, I directly dismantled the demonization with my will, gave Grina freedom, and Grina, who had been bound by the demonization for so many years, finally took off her blindfold and walked out of the armor without any hesitation.

Of course, the toxic tumor that has deteriorated cannot disappear naturally. Under the existing conditions, the demonized part is impossible, but the girl with heterochromatic pupils is not concerned with the existence of others' eyes. As long as the eyes of the deadly demon do not shine that dull and evil light from the abyss, dragging her soul into chaos at all times, she is willing to remove the veil covering her face and show her youth vitality in the sun.

“... just overactive, I'm just letting you clear the rubble, not flatten it. ”

New cities, new neighborhoods, new plans, since the intention is to build a super city, the debris that was left in the war must be removed.

I had intended to be an expert in civil engineering, but Grina, who was still reluctant to return to Antoon, offered to give her the task, which I would certainly not refuse, given the savings that could be made.

Considering her past history, I also anticipated that she would do too much, but since it was ruins and nothing too much, it would allow her to vent a little too much energy lately, but obviously I underestimated her.

Obsolete mechanical parts on the battlefield became raw materials, and as Queen Silwell, the remaining power reactors of the obsolete Titans were diverted, and a powerful and appalling fixed-point bomb was erected, and then a tight King explosion net was formed, and then.....

“Boom!”

The exploding red button was pressed, half the city went up in the sky, the loud explosion made all the glass windows reimbursable, two months of demolition was done in one day, and in a sense, I again underestimated Green's fanaticism about the explosion.

Well, I'll admit it. Trouble with buildings, at least better than looking for me.

In a sense, this ritual is also the strongest kind of kinship, and I don't know how to deal with this sudden "daughter-in-law," and I'm afraid Green doesn't know how to deal with the new “daddy.”

Before, Antoon stumbled upon two words like "father-in-law”, most of which were still joking, but now it's gone, I'm afraid she doesn't even know how to call me that.

“... maybe you express your feelings in a special way, even if it can't be like a normal hug, or a spell of delicacy, but waking me up with an explosion alarm clock is a little too much, every day I wake up racing with life, slowly it will go to heaven, asshole. ”

By the way, since that incident, I have, as always, received “blessings” from the system for being late.

[A daughter with no blood ties calls you Daddy, and you are an old virgin who meets all the requirements. Congratulations on the achievement of "Joy Daddy” and the honorable title “King of Spare Tires”. After equipping, it is easier to get the eyes of women's compassion and the “friendship” of men.

This is actually bad enough, but the system is still downhole, God speed knife repair.

[—— In fact, you can consider going further, gather seven daughters without blood ties, still maintain virginity, and complete the training of beautiful girls. Depending on the completion situation, you can get the three epic achievements of "Joy Daddy Enthusiast”, “Legendary Daddy King” and “Senior Daddy". Finally, you get the epic title of "You are the ultimate good man”, greatly improving your friendship in women's eyes (while the difficulty of obtaining love is greatly increased). Of course, if you're going to take the haunted animal route, don't hesitate, I still have the title of the haunted father series here to make sure it's strong enough.

“... whoa, I'm not the king of spare tires, I don't want to be a father god! ”

At that time, it was the system that had been pitted for so many years, and I, who had long been numb, finally had tears in my eyes and could not help but lay on the ground.

[SYSTEM SUPPLEMENTARY: In fact, you are basically certain that this achievement is complete. Renee, Grina, Eliza, Annie, plus your physical adulthood is unlikely in the short term... Stop struggling. Fate is irresistible. In other ways, being a legendary father is also very powerful. At least, at least... well, the system can't find merit, it can't be fabricated anymore, so just show your sympathy and condolences. So many bear children, Father God, you've worked hard.

Where do I start puking, starting with the goddamn system acknowledging that it's purposeful replenishment, starting with the legendary dad, or even the system can't watch anymore, can't keep puking down the rocks and turning around to show sympathy?

By the way, that day, I had another achievement…

Take the initiative to eat highly poisonous food without dying. Congratulations to the host for the achievement of "hunger and hunger". Equipment will double your diet and increase your resistance to poisonous and unpleasant food slightly. It's a series of accomplishments and the Goblin. "A hundred taboos", "All but the chairs we eat", "Looking up at the stars is delicious" and so on. After all this, we earned the epic achievement "Man at the top of the food chain" and the legendary title "Bei." The Void Eater ’—— actually, there's Emila in there, and you can totally make it.

“Try harder? Oh, eat those things, I really saw the river. And the bastards said to me," Here you go again? How long are you going to stay? ’. Next time I eat, I'll really live forever! ”

All right, forget about the past. Now, the most important thing is to find someone to settle the bill.

“You bastard! ”

When half the city went to the sky together, as the head of the project, I finally got rid of the files and lists of complaints, handled a whole bunch of accidents caused by the shock, and went to Glenna in anger to settle the accounts, but instead of waiting for me to complain face to face, I discovered an unexpected battle.

Above an open space, Renee and Glenna were fighting each other, swordsmanship and explosion continued, and from that power, it was clear that both sides were serious.

Unlike the flower shelves of the past, the abyss of the highest quality gave Renee too much power, worried about her descent somehow hung up Cavins, even stuffed Renee with a lot of battle experience derived from instinct, but the BUG's general soul emblem gave her full amplification, now Renee is among the old legendary strong, and the top of the line.

Though it has not yet been possible to achieve the exodus of sword power, Roland's sword, like a silver dragon, breaks through the long sky. Each time a raid falls, it carries a vandalic threat. Sword pressure and power are like the gravity of growth, oppressing the opponent's space of motion.

Indeed, through the battle, that imprint of infinite courage is being activated, and her strength is indeed being strengthened.

The knight princess seems to have finally been recognized by this sword through the exercise of the Snow Night Blood War.

“have formed their own style of fighting? Looks like it's not far from being totally monopolistic. ”

Renee was taught by me, and although Cavins was involved, she was expected to grow up, but Grina across the street was completely incomprehensible.

What surprised me was that although Renee, who had the sword on her face, was controlling the battle, and Grina had fewer and fewer escapes, she was actually controlling the fighting rhythm.

Grina, who took off her heavy armor, though small and agile, was still born with a weapon in each hand, a trident like the wind, a long sword like electricity, and cooperated with each other without interfering, just like the two weapons masters combined.

“Still just the golden class? But.......”

All of a sudden, Grina's skirt slipped down a drum of geotechnical thunder, and the lit lead was almost over. Renee was stunned first, then jumped in a hurry, but at this point, the lead went out and nothing happened.

“Boom!”

With the smoke spreading, it was Grina's palm ray of gunpowder. After pulling the distance, Grina did not hesitate to drop her heavy melee weapon, then the fire time, all the guns and engineering bombs would be thrown out.

I suddenly discovered that Grina was stuck in the gold class, but definitely not in the ordinary gold class. Her long and short weapons reached the master (gold) standard. Engineering was also above the master, and her combined strength was far more than legendary. She also had an extremely good driver's skill, which was a rare all-powerful talent.

Most importantly, she was extremely experienced in combat, and Renee was still just a rookie in front of her after a hundred fights, and she predicted Renee's movements completely, first and foremost, suppressing opponents everywhere.

Renee's attack method was relatively straightforward and single, and Glenna had plenty of tricks to do without repeating. When one side had figured out the other's bottom card, Glenna began to work hard and the battle had begun to reverse.

“Normally, it must have been Grina, but Renee had that........ and Renee must have won! ”

If not, it seemed to me that I had come, perhaps unacceptably suppressed, and Renee eventually raised her sword.

“Come back, kings! ”

Well, the rest goes without saying, the king's spirits arrived, Glenna was instantly struck by three swords, the battle was over, Renee won, and Glenna was left there sulking.

Yes, it was three, not one. After the war, Roland's sword completed its sharp transformation to the artifact, with little change elsewhere, but the restriction to summon the three spirits one day was modified.

“You can summon up to 3 people at a time four times a day. If you are exempt, summon 12 Kings at a time... you really are a scoundrel. ”

Renee disbanded Ying Ling, but Grina came to me, and I didn't have time to complain, but she reached out first.

“My.”

I couldn't help laughing. It was so uncomfortable for Grina to lose. I thought it was unfair for Renee to give me the sword and now I'm looking for a way to make amends.

“Well, if you can't win, it's because the weapons are bad, and you're really impatient. ”

“Well, Renee, you drop the sword and we'll come back. ”

“Hmm, I have the artifact. Why not? If you don't like it, go to Roland and get the artifact.....”

Speaking of which, she laughed herself, and the artifact was undesirable, and she didn't even think Roland had it.

“I really do, just in time to give it to you. ”

I stuffed a black dagger in Grina's face when I said something that was incredible.

“This artifact is yours to protect, but never let anyone know, let alone hurt a friend with it, or you'll regret it.”.

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[Felix's remorse, dagger, artifact]

[Attack Power: 1-3. Each attack randomly selects one of the following four effects, and the blade will be accompanied by the corresponding attribute glow.

[Divine power. Natural Termination: If a person is hit by this dagger, the person who is hit will be entered into the aging toxin, whether it is a living organism or a plant, even if it is a stone, it will reach the end of its life (Green Glow) in advance.

[Divine power. Distortion of life: When this effect is activated, the hit person will be entered with strange hormones, mutated over a short period of time, changing their morphology and species, with a one-tenth chance of being beneficially mutated and becoming more powerful. Three tenths of a chance are harmful variations and will become weak. The remaining probability is an insignificant variation. (Red glow)]

[Divine power. Hate of the Toxin God: When this effect is activated, the hit will be infused with an irremediable mix of dramatic poisons and plunged into permanent sleep (Black Glow)]

[Divine power. Redemption of Felix: When this effect is activated, it is concentrated and injected with an antidote, and all three effects are expelled. However, the premise is that the first three effects are active.

[Yellow on the back of the blade: My dagger is filled with deadly poison! Lick... ah, poison!

It was an ordinary black iron dagger, so plain that even a rookie thief couldn't see it from the outside, but it was an artifact.

Felix, who devoured the divine power of the guardian god of the forest, immediately descended upon the throne, and the divine power he left behind, under the transformation of the system, became the dagger of the poison and the greatest triumph of this divine war.

I did experiments, and when the natural end of green light was activated, plants died instantly, animals were middle-aged with one knife, old with two knives, and old with three knives.

And the distortion of the red light is even more deadly, the general probability of obvious mutation, which is a complete mutation on the species, I saw a mutated little white rabbit swallow a wild boar, but the deadliest hater of the black light is simple, one knife down, is permanent sleep.

And as the only antidote, white redemption, there must be three sacrifices to use and at least three lives to redeem one person.

“It's an artifact, but...”

“What does it mean to be less aggressive than a fruit knife? To inject a toxin, at least to break the skin, so a dull knife can cut through the defense? ”

With this dagger gently across the arm, I felt nothing. My Titan's body was immune to this damage directly, and if there was no blood, this artifact dagger would probably be the same as a fruit knife.

Generally speaking, powerful subartifacts and artifacts have troublesome side effects. Perhaps this blunt blade is a limitation in itself to attach a troublesome artifact curse to the artifact.

But the sharpness that can't even pierce a leather coat limits its use.

“There's no need to think about frontal warfare. It's a good thing about shady people. If it's Grina, it should do the best it can. ”

And Grina, who got the artifact dagger, couldn't help but nod her head, and the cold little face finally turned into an arc, and the pure smile at that moment was extraordinarily cute, but then she turned her head and showed Renee that she seemed to have won something important.

But at this point, it's not such a leisurely waste of time, and I have more important things in my hands.

“Get ready, the relief forces are assembled. Let's go to the elves together! ”