The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

After thousands of years of distorting the rules of nature, the Northern Elves finally suffered revenge from nature. Angry nature washed this sinful kingdom with a rapidly falling rain of ice crystals, while the dragon-like storm was abusive on the ground, and the demise of the ancient guardian took away the last green of hope... seems to be a bit of literary art, so let's be honest.

After the breakdown of the natural junction, the two places with huge climate differences came into contact. Severe temperature variations led to the acceleration and instability of air convection, which led to natural disasters, including hail and tornadoes. The death of the guardian goddess of the forest exacerbated the death of natural vegetation, and the wind and sand caused by the storm were shielded and multiple disasters affected each other, causing the situation to become unmanageable.

“If left alone, I'm afraid the Northern Elves will perish. But such a white rescue is very disgusting. ”

This is the consensus of some human kingdoms, but they are rescuing very quickly, or in other words, rapidly.

Although the mysteries of magic have been passed down by the elves to various races, as the oldest magical race, many of their magical schools and mysterious spells continue to circulate only within the Elves, at least in many ways leading the world in inscriptions, exotic languages, natural magicians and so on, and human beings have been eye-catching for a long time.

And even with accidental spills, most of the lucky ones are kept secret, and at least those small countries in the north have no chance of reaping them.

The other three northern Pokémon have lost a great deal, but at least the royal family is still there. Although the main regiment has lost a great deal, there are still local troops and second-line regiments, who themselves can organize self-help and defend against mankind.

Other elf kingdoms are too far away to save, but they still exist. Even though the elves are stupidly moving, they still do not move. If the forced “rescue” is not personally coming, I'm afraid it is not very different from the aggression. If you do too much, consider causing a chain reaction.

In fact, it was the sudden emergence of dozens of elf demigods that brought the annexation plans of nations to a direct end, and those guys were obviously reinforcements from other elf kingdoms, and their divine presence further illustrated that the elves had begun to intervene.

Therefore, rescue to those three countries can only be stopped on the fortune of the issuing countries, exchange the other party's scarce winter supplies and grain for hard currency such as gold, elf magic props, and don't expect the magic inheritance and mystery of the bottom of the box.

But tassels are different, and Rose the True God's decadence ceremony shows her divine power, turning the elves of this elf country into corrupt elves with black brown skin, and I'm afraid none of their communities will recognize them. After all, these grey-blooded elves, both in appearance and in character, are closer to their cousin, the Dark Elves, below the surface.

Rose was poisonous, essentially breaking the Tassel Pokémon's path back to the Ground Pokémon. Naturally, the Tassel Pokémon who had no choice but to follow her, but when she suddenly crashed herself, she directly caused the Tassel Pokémon to fall into despair. Other Pokémon kingdoms hated their betrayal, while humans hated them for causing the war.

If the upper echelons of the tassel kingdom were still there, most would have played a role, but unfortunately, if they were still there, they would have been dragged directly to the head.

Nothing is more convincing than the complaint of the soul of the victim. When Suanna returned, the plot in the gully was placed in the sun. The original Elf King was treated as an ambitious man and war dealer. It was this war that led to the fall of the patron saint, the extreme deterioration of the living environment, and the reputation of the royal and aristocratic classes were plummeting.

Plus, most of the bone blood has been damaged in this war. The Takeshi government is simply unable to organize rescue for its own people. If the other nearby elf kingdoms were not affected by the disaster themselves, they would probably have voluntarily avenged themselves, let alone rescued them.

After several refusals to seek help from the elf kingdom, in order to survive, only the other neighbour, Silverwell, could be reached, even though they had been in a state of war shortly before. Even though most of the executioners had been killed in battle, the bloodshed was still there, and the result was that the Tassel elves had little hope for the outcome of the call.

But Silverwell promised that, although Queen Grina had failed to send troops, taking into account the sentiments of her own people, she would open the door to other human nations to carry out their own “rescue”.

And those “rescue teams”, which were not invited by States, also started rescue operations under the auspices of a covenant.

Though they do have a lot of selfishness and are the same as bandits who rob houses while saving lives, they do save a lot of dying grey elves.

The most visible of these rescue teams is a relatively remote small country, Donglan.

Renee, the famous knight princess in this war, led the team herself, and all the followers of the Law Church went, not as “saviors” as the bandits, but as they truly went to save lives.

Whenever they arrive, they are well regarded for distributing supplies, finding affected elves, setting up temporary shelters for refugees and carrying out emergency relief work upon request.

“Reprimanding with virtue? I don't think you're such a good person. ”

“Well, of course I'm not that stupid. It's just that they're not so short-sighted. What do you think they can get with those refugee thieves in mind? Our goals have not been that simple from the beginning. ”

Soon, when refugees began to move, my words were confirmed and my choices were rewarded.

In the midst of the constant scourge, the royal family lost its dignity, the neighbouring tigers were prepared to wage revenge, and the scourge turned the otherwise livable area into a human hell. Admittedly or not, the tassel country had begun to disintegrate. At this time, when the elf countries closed their doors, many human countries opened their doors to the grey-blooded elves who were trying to migrate.

But more than 90% of the migrating elves choose Donglan, and the migrations that follow will change a lot, at least they will bring countless classics and knowledge.

Yes, that's my goal. It doesn't make much sense to rob people with fire, but as long as you can get people, you get everything.

Their choice, in addition to the rising reputation of Donglan, is more because of the reputation the Principality of Donglan has always enjoyed.

Not only has Donglan himself not interfered with the elf slave trade, but it is also a country that strictly forbids slavery, while other countries more or less have elf slaves. In order not to suddenly become the property of others overnight, and in addition to the contrast witnessed in recent days, intellectually normal elves make choices.

And when the trend was downward, I persuaded Suanna, rather than die in a hostile neighbouring country, to relocate the whole clan, otherwise even if this winter, what happens next? As soon as you draw your hand, I'm afraid the cautious Pokémon gods will begin to liquidate Tassel's betrayal. The Kingdom of the Three Pokémon in the North should be happy to take the lead, and I don't think Grina can completely stop the Avengers from Silverwell.

A country has come to this point, and it has come to an end.

“Relocate, this land is probably the only country in Donglan that can truly accept you without any loss in this war. You have seen the reputation accumulated over the years. Now they are gods of the law. All races have equal citizenship. Even the innocents (dead spirits) can live in the sun, and so can you elves. ”

Suanna did not answer me immediately, but I did not continue to urge her to make a decision, but I knew that she would have to agree eventually. As long as all the information was finally gathered together, if the Grizzly Pokémon didn't want to die about it, the path I gave her was the best option, and she had to make the one I expected.

The truth is in front of you, I do have a personal heart, but you will eventually make the choice I expect, because this is the only way to live, no doubt, this is a true mastermind, and Suanna promises it's only a matter of time before I patiently organize the rescue effort and show my sincerity.

And in this rescue, even if the madness of the climate prevented the use of small floating boats outside the Arctic Light, the Polar Light Knights, Elite Warriors, were still impressed by the elves, and many became famous for it.

“The Wings of the Extreme Light, the Wings of the Angels”, "the huge mountain rescue floating ship”, “the bright and refreshing dragon slaughter princess, although of strange sexual orientation”, while increasing Donglan's fame, also gave the elves expectations of Donglan, I'm afraid that as long as Suanna finally makes a decision and calls for relocation, I'm afraid the great relocation will be smooth.

Of course, there are some things that make people cry....

“A half-man, a forever friend? What is this?”

“Oh, that's the new title of Lord Sad Wind. Didn't half the forest horses in the Tassel kingdom lose their homes as a result of massive deforestation? But the stubborn sheikhs were dying and did not want to leave their homes, and they were about to be wiped out. Lord Sad Wind has made a move! ”

Nor can I blame the sheikhs for their stubbornness. As far as I know, these half-man forests and the Colored Deer clan are the families of the gods of the forest. Perhaps they signed some kind of pact that prevented them from leaving, but at this point I was caught in all my attention by another thing.

“Since when does the wind grow sad? ”

From this statement, the attendant was clearly inclined, and considering that he was an Orc from Savannah, who might have been the victim of a sad wind, I turned to another human attendant.

“What did he do? Forget it, I don't want to know anything. ”

“I heard that the forest half-man intends to sit there waiting to be killed, Lord Sad Wind and Casio come to the door and challenge those stubborn chiefs to follow ancient customs, and also, with excellent strength, win hundreds of victories in the near future. Just a few more esteemed elder chiefs, you can take the forest half-man out of the forest! ”

“Oops, he's doing really well. ”

I was somewhat surprised that, as far as I know, the guy seemed very honest, but actually never did anything that didn't do him any good. I didn't expect to rescue you so hard.

“Bang!”

On the side lounge, suddenly closing the thick collection of recipes, Eliza pushed her glasses and gave a hint.

“The favorite sport of the forest half-man is wrestling. If it's an ancient custom, it's mostly stripping naked and wrestling under streams and waterfalls, and those half-man chiefs are mostly smart men..."

Well, I couldn't comment right away, hesitated for a moment and finally squeezed out only one sentence.

“... well done. ”

What else can I say? Anyway, the alliance that can save the elves is a good thing to increase Donglan's reputation. As long as someone's selfishness is not revealed, I don't have to stop it. Instead, I have to support him.

“But show me the bastard. Don't let him do anything sad. It's dangerous enough to wind up in a forest full of animals. And the half-man... vomit, I remember the first time he saw Casio's eyes. Sure, should we cut him off then? If he made any scandal this time, no, he must have done it, it should be said if the scandal leaked..."

The more I wanted to hurry, I slapped the table and stood up.

“No, I have to stop him! He must not be allowed to discredit Donglan. ”

But I had just roared the words of righteousness, and then I was stopped.

“No hurry, eat lunch before leaving. ”

“Who knows what terrible things he'll do! It's late for dinner! ”

“Emila made such a rough lunch, at least two bites. ”

Of course, it's late, but it's not the half-man that's going to be late, but based on the experience of these days, I'm going to wander the river again after eating. If I don't find a reason to escape, I'm really late.

“No, I don't think I'll be able to get there after eating. ”

“You can't even go there without eating. I spent a lot of time teaching Emila how to cook. ”

“I knew you'd never be comfortable teaching Emila how to cook! Ever since you took that dark, life-taking kitchen, I expected it to be today. ”

“Darkness takes the life of a cook? This is not a 'classic British kitchen dish', although I don't know which country the UK is, they do have a different and innovative approach to cooking. Plus, it's easy to get started. It's very convenient for Emila to practice. ”

“..... yeah, it's simple enough, just two kinds, put them in an oven, or cook them in a pan, don't put any condiments in the dishes, and eat them according to your personal preferences, which is really original. This is already crazy enough, plus Emila's pot of magic..."

“Ready. I can put a lot of effort into today's main course, stay tuned. ”

Behind her back, suddenly came Emila's voice.

Turning around, I saw a giant fish head swinging toward the sky, and that big open mouth with unclean spit, the giant stubborn fish eyes seemed to be complaining about their misery,

“British cuisine, staring up at the sky."

“Ouch!”

Immediately, a strong sense of vomiting came out of the stomach, and if it was just the “famous British dish," Emila added a new understanding.

“Isn't this the benthic devil fish? Super dangerous monster, this is a very difficult intelligent creature, isn't it the specialty of underground dark rivers? How did you get, um, he's still alive. ”

“Kill me to cook, I curse you, I curse you, I curse your children for many generations..... ah! ”

Emila laughed with a smile as she retracted her knockout fist.

“Didn't the recipe say that the most important thing is the original flavour of the ingredients, the more advanced the ingredients, the better the benthic demon fish must taste. Well, live it up to date. Mmm, delicious! ”

Don't tell me Emila tried the flavor herself.

“Ah, it hurts. My cheeks are gone! Don't eat my eyes! ”

Seeing as I actually heard the curse of being cut in half, this strange scene became more and more frightening, and I had no idea what to say, I had to carefully retreat and try to take the road away.

Behind it comes a more frightening conversation.

“Great, so there's some ingredients for dinner. ”

“Teacher, what are you doing for dinner? Although I feel confident after cooking this dish, I think it would be better to be simple. ”

“Easier than English food, we cook Japanese food, raw fish chips! ”

“Easier than just throwing it in a pot? Isn't that what you eat when you cut it straight? ”

“That's right, that's the dish..."

Well, before the subject became more creepy, I had slipped away, but from this moment on, I decided to go out and finish my meal in the near future.