The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Speaking of magicians, most of the things that come to mind are the tower of magicians soaring into the clouds, the tidy library, the magical props of wonderful automatic magic, the elegant robes of magicians, the beards of wisdom and presbyopia glasses.

But in fact, I've hardly ever seen anything like that, no, just a magician who keeps the interior clean, and I haven't seen many.

In fact, most of the magician laboratories I've seen are chaotic, messy piles of scrolls piled up in the mountains, and unwashed laboratory dishes smell disgusting. If they haven't been cleaned up for too long, it's perfectly normal to see demonized creatures and soft mud monsters.

“Isn't there an automatic moving broom that automatically cleans the bookshelves of puppets? ”

“If that thing is full, daily maintenance takes a lot of magic, and it's expensive. If you use disposable energy, plus the cost of materials, it's even more expensive. Those things are only used by the Mage's Nation to hold doors in public, private people who know. ”

“But since you are a wise magician, it's not hard to clean up your room or anything. It's really not possible. Hire someone to clean up. ”

“A lot of things are dangerous for outsiders to touch, and they don't feel comfortable cleaning them up? I can't help but dedicate twenty-six hours a day to research, and I don't have time. So, please, by the way, remember to water the garden on the south side once a day, you don't need to water yourself, just go into the core area and open the valve... right. Help me find a gardener. He went in three days ago and didn't come out. I wonder if he ran away with his salary. Should he not pay his salary in advance? This is the dozen. ”

In a sense, there were some similarities between the college of magistrates in that year and the current academic institutions. The disciples studied with the mentors and worked for the mentors. Since it was not convenient for the mentors to invite other people to do chores, it was normal for the disciples to serve as chores.

When I did my research as an apprentice with Emily, I had nothing against doing chores, and my first assignment completely reversed my impression of the profession of magician.

“The magician's robe? It's not convenient to move around, so don't use it at home. Easy access to magic materials? Oh, to my point, there's no need. ”

If my good sister had just subverted my common sense at first, but unexpectedly my own people, then the lab cleanup task was almost killing me.

Don't think of any beautiful mentor spring light leakage, private portrait welfare drama, that accumulates two rooms of private clothing I count as old fate, and the task of giving me the biggest “surprise” is to water the plants in the garden.

That routine made me completely abandon my fantasy of Emila and see her for what she really is.

Speaking of which, I'm afraid everyone understands.

Emila hadn't brutally planted seven virtues in her own backyard, but I enjoyed cannibal flower prey, black forest demon vine entanglement, played a stimulating wild survival game and chemical crisis. If she hadn't had two brushes back then, she'd probably hang like her former gardener.

And most of the learning that followed was this experience. I kind of understand why this prestigious student always needs a new apprentice...

I roared from the bottom of my heart waving my sword to slay the familiar cannibal flower.

“Follow that guy to the apprentice. He can't survive without the strength of Sword Sage. ”

“What a sudden yell! You're deaf. ”

Well, I accidentally shouted out the accumulated resentment at the bottom of my heart. I really can't blame all that nonsense back then. Maybe that guy didn't mean anything by it, but I had sword power at the time, and I wandered around the edge of the lifeline several times, and I didn't blame her for anyone.

With this in mind, when she left, she did a good thing, and at least many more victims, such as the missing gardeners and apprentices, would be missing in the future.

“Oops, that's an exaggeration. ”

The reason why we talk about the past is just a scene in front of us, how it's so familiar, it's a forest of weeds, cannibal flowers, as much as weeds, very poisonous floral scent in the sky, 30 meters of giant mushrooms swallowed each other, the most outrageous, is the pumpkin wagon dragged around by big rats, in short, it's an absolutely dangerous area where all kinds of dangerous plants run wildly.

When I got back to Carol, I heard Emila hadn't left, I almost guessed.

“And there would be a better place to do things than here, without a national ombudsman and a lawbreaking searcher, all kinds of prohibited experiments could be tried. ”

Should I say no to the expectations? When I arrived at her temporary residence, I saw such a scene. Obviously, if she hadn't planned to write hundreds of thousands of words of experimental accident instructions, she would have played off again.

“I suggest we turn around. Since Emila hasn't even come out herself, she's probably stuck. Any of her virtues are unbearable. ”

I went back without hesitation.

Worried about Emila? The scourge lived for a thousand years, and by this measure, Emila lived for 10,000 years without difficulty. For her, no matter how much she played, it was just a moment of play, waiting for her to deal with it herself.

“Didn't you say you wanted to invite her to your birthday party? Anyway, she's been trying to help you lately, and it's so friendless. ”

Dead cat..... looks like it's time to call Lori dead, pull my horn, don't let me go, look at my face, seems a little dissatisfied.

I have some headaches. Heroise has been a little too emotional since the resurrection. She seems to be a little cute when she is still in a dead cat state. At least most of the time she has no interest in anything that has nothing to do with herself. Unlike now, she has become a curious baby. Her emotions are changing very quickly, her teeth are changing more and more smoothly. The one who accidentally injures her is my head.

“If you don't piss me off, I'll bite you? Don't be ridiculous. You didn't say anything. You look so obvious. By the way, why are you suddenly thinking about having a birthday party and inviting guests everywhere? You don't even want to value birthdays and other anniversary people. ”

“In your eyes, I should probably have a whole face behind the scenes, plotting a conspiracy, preparing a backup plan. One, two, three? Do you want to do anything with a serial conspiracy? ”

Well, this fake Lori actually nods her head so hard, you just wait for me to get revenge. Hmm, starting next week, your morning dinner is all gone. Either go with me to the wild to do the Gastronomic Achievement, or give me a test made by Emila... it seems that if you choose the latter, you can do the same fatal Gastronomic Achievement.

“Rose is dead, and the big man on this list has been cut off first, so you can have some fun. ”

Heroise nodded softly, on the list of hatred she had given me, and this once top-three elf god was the object of his determined vengeance.

“How can you say you have life again..."

“Forget it, if you want to persuade me to give up revenge. Even if I come back to life, past revenge will never dissolve! ”

“Take it easy... I'm not stupid enough to persuade you to give up revenge, I'm just looking forward, I'm doing better, and there's no conflict with revenge. ”

Some things have been on the bottom of my mind for a long time and I hesitate, but I end up saying something.

“As a matter of fact, I, too, have been haunted by the past. No, we can't put it down ourselves. For so many years, the scene of Wang Cheng's demise has always been remembered in nightmares, which is unpleasant. ”

I paused for too long, I didn't know how to express myself.

“I will not talk to you about letting go of the past, let alone about ‘hatred without meaning’, because it is only an insult to those of us who target revenge in our lives. But just as Rose's death made you feel much easier, the Land of Lan was resurrected in another way, and for me, it was also a relief. ”

I'm a little embarrassed to say this, but it seems like it would be even more embarrassing to stop and go on with my scalp.

“If you can't forget the past, then look at the future more. Anyway, now we're not alone as avengers. We can barely count on our family. If there's trouble, throw it away for others. At least I myself am determined to pay attention, even if I fail in the end, I should hurry up in the future and enjoy what I missed before. ”

Well, when it comes to that, I feel a little blushed.

“So it's normal to have a few friends throw a little birthday party, and I know they're going to be that big. ”

“Eliza, don't they know about your birthday? ”

“Kelly probably forgot, it was hundreds of years ago, who remembers clearly. As for Eliza... in Iwo Mountain City, we're all just not having a birthday. We have our own anniversary, or I invented it. ”

“Then what? ”

“It's all dead spirit, the day of death is a new beginning, we all have ‘anniversaries', I have a few more anniversaries, I simply lazy, they don't know and they are normal. ”

Heard that Herois was mute and said that he would not enjoy life. When he was in Silo, he didn't even hear that the dead spirit had come to commemorate the day he died. The dead souls of Mount Sulphur could really play.

“Wait, those high-ranking spirits in your regiment die one day, not all together. ”

“Well, that's why we called it the Day of Doom again, and we're going to continue our grand celebration, a city-wide parade, and we're going to go upside down. And in order not to scare people, we will even turn into ridiculous makeup, sometimes dressed as a wandering circus, sometimes as a stage play of epic stories, sometimes simply naked into battle, then there will be a market and a flower car show, gradually, in the mouth of the living, become a strange death spirit festival, Sulphur Mountain City Signature Tourism Festival - Ghost Festival. ”

Speaking of the past, it was inevitable that people would settle into the memories of the past, and Heroise nodded thoughtfully as I fell into the corridor of memory.

“If you do have a conspiracy, can't you just say it? ”

“See? ”

“I've heard you say that, so obviously, I can't see it. I'm afraid those hounds of yours, they're probably already counting. ”

“Well, even if I don't, they'll understand. In this era, since the Land Land has been revived and there have been ghost festivals and annihilation days celebrations on the Day of National Extinction and so on, it is pitiful that in the future there will be only ‘peace days' celebrations representing victory and peace. Now that I myself intend to walk out of the shadows of the past and look forward, I naturally expect them to do the same. ”

“... you're so selfish and selfish. ”

I shrugged my shoulders, but I didn't deny it, and I knew it.

“Every year the ceremony is different, but I believe that since my meaning has been expressed, my knights will never disappoint me, and Best's rolling ball show is a showdown every year. So, here's the problem... cough, beautiful Princess Herois, would you like to walk with me at the festival with this selfish guy? It's gonna be fun. ”

A little bow, a little skirt, a little gold princess with a pure smile and an ancient court lady's gift.

“Of course, my dear Prince Roland, it is an honor to be your companion at the festival. ”