The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Peace is good. ”

Sitting in a teahouse in the square, lightly sipping the scented tea, looking at the peaceful winter view in front of me, when did I actually have such a retired happy life?

From the time I got back to Diffund, I was happy to enjoy this quiet daily life, not working every day, not planning that mess, just sitting around watching the sun rise and set, it was a dream life.

“Boom! ”

Well, it looks like Grina, who's supposed to be at the festival, has arrived, just a little explosion, so what? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we need to fully respect individual freedoms.

“Catch that bastard, he dared to get worse! ”

What are the naked men who ran over in front of me? After so many experiences in Iwo Mountain City, I've already gotten used to it. The nascent city management team seems to get used to it, but...

“Others don't care, but if the supreme bishop sends out anything, the face of the sleepless will also be affected. It seems that Lilith will still be given a message. During the celebration, the bullhead will be locked up until death. Now that all the embassies are here, don't let him continue to be humiliated. ”

Little things, how can you stop me from staying lazy... relaxed in a good mood, after trying to erase the scene, I poured myself a cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my quiet life.

Then the sky drifts past a bunch of naked men with wings...

“Pfft!”

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“I heard that the Druid sect of Storm Eagle has been very successful recently. Last time I read the fairies' report, they actually took two seats at Druid's Voice of Nature party, and they also had a say. The storm guy is also known as the" most outstanding theoretical reformer "of our time. Is Druid's head really broken? If this sect continues to expand, more and more wings will be left undressed, it would be mental contamination... give the city a message, um, you can also serve as a target for the air defense forces, don't thank me, fight the cult, everyone is responsible, please call me X-Winger. ”

“The sale of drugs, the sale of secret alchemy drugs, whether healing or health care, have all worked. Dozens of Gold Alchemists combine to produce all the common drugs, or sell them for half the price! What are you waiting for? As long as you think about it, do we have, like, sex modifiers? Super effective hair conditioner? The Undead Men's Blue Medicine? Oh, absolutely effective, absolutely safe! ”

I saw the goblin walking in front of me and his trolley, and the familiar Bear brothers' signature "Safety Sign," and most importantly, I saw the Alchemist Olivia's Alchemy Mark, so I didn't hesitate to start writing a second letter of censorship for the safety of the citizens of Diffindor and next year's sanitary civilization review.

What, why is there a miracle alchemist's badge, but it must be banned. Olivia doesn't have this title now. Her current name is "Random Alchemist”, the drug material is random, the action is random, the object of action is random, a batch of alchemy products can show more than a dozen results, who dares touch this thing?

“... Mom, how come the goblin doesn't have hair? ”

“Don't look, let's go. ”

Well, I retract what I just said, at least this apprentice is ethical, at least I tried the pill myself, although the hair removal pill works a little better, but at least it does work, doesn't it?

This dedication is commendable, even though all the hairs are almost the hallmark of the goblin and the hairless goblin is more spraying than the hairless husky.

“ ……. I was obviously drinking elevated medication, and I couldn't believe it. ”

That was just a short whisper, but I couldn't hide it, and then I added another case to the letter.

I know it's not because Olivia is not good enough, it's because she has too many ideas, she always likes to improve the formula and create new formulations, and the result is that this dangerous product is produced.

Normally, this stuff doesn't go out, but unfortunately Olivia's master is a silver hook. Bear is a pure goblin, a creature like the goblin, how could it waste precious materials?

“Roland!? Oh, I'm sorry, wrong person. ”

Suddenly walking by was a witch carrying a pot of unknown objects. Recently, she seemed to be obsessed with cooking, but finally returned to the rich property, how could I have taken the initiative to do that fatal culinary achievement?

“Sister looking for His Royal Highness Roland? I saw him go west of town, riding a horse, probably out of town. ”

At this time, I couldn't help but rejoice in my foresight, in order to be able to successfully hide... quietly as a beautiful man, I removed that fraudulent age ring and enjoyed my vacation with a true face that no one knew.

“Cut, got away again, obviously feels around here... eh? Little brother, did you have lunch? ”

“Eat! Eat well in the morning. ”

There are tentacles and eyeballs in a pot of unknown objects. At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you have to reject them decisively and shake your head wildly, but...

“That's right, hungry that's afraid to spit it out, little brother, just think of it as my experiment… try my own lunch. Took me a long time to get it done and it's a shame to waste it. ”

I laughed and then turned around and ran away... but the vine under me hung me up in a flash, and she knew I was going to slip away.

Well, under the oppression of the horrible witch, in the great bandage of the five flowers, in order not to reveal my identity, my gastronomic achievements add up again, and it's really hard to be able to do this every time without dying.

“Oops. Seafood orange flavor, stronger than the last burnt rubber smell, but limited, different flowers, so creative. ”

But the strange thing was that Emila looked at me happily after she saw me finish eating and hummed the song and packed the bowls of chopsticks.

“To conquer a man, you must conquer his stomach first, little brother. What do you think? Is it good? ”

Obviously, her understanding of this classic motto is somewhat deviant. If that conquest means surrendering to death, I think she has achieved her goal. At least my stomach has raised the white flag countless times, and it is close to making up for the last knife.

“Pretty big sister, if I were your target, I'd be completely ‘conquered’ by your cooking. Next time, send it directly to the target and don't waste it on anyone else. ”

It's not that I'm eager to accomplish it again. It's not that I don't want to see Emila's heart and blood wasted. I just don't want to see people die. Even my non-human body can be half-dead. Others eat it, and most of them will be poisoned directly. Hang up.

Looks like my sarcastic suggestion was too euphemistic, Emila nodded with a smile, obviously in a good mood.

“Well, no one else will eat it. ”

Well, after sending this "big sister” who was going to collect dinner material from the opposite side, I was seriously considering whether to continue hiding in this position for a few decades, or really get out of town and take refuge right away, but I was in new trouble.

Another royal knight ran past me, his eyes swept constantly in the crowd, obviously looking for someone.

“Haven't you found His Highness yet? ”

“Lord Kelly said that if we can't find His Highness today, we won't have to go back and practice 500 lire around the city. ”

“All the embassies are here, so many big names are coming to see His Royal Highness, what exactly does that mean? ”

“The military ministry also said that the parade ceremony will be prepared by His Highness Roland himself. If no one can be found, he intends to leave the party at his own expense. ”

Rumor has it, I pulled out a special prop for disguise - the magical black frame glasses, so long as I wore this, the face close by could be ignored... Okay, I'm whispering, I'm just wondering how all kinds of misunderstandings can be made in epic stories, loved ones just wear a veil and a hat, they can't recognize each other at all, and then another cruel, sadistically rebellious takeoff.

But at this point, the traditional black frame glasses are double-insured, and in order to be more convincing, the kid's air artifact lollipop is naturally enough, but strangely, when I put on my glasses and took out the lollipop, the knights came to me and noticed.

“Lord Eliza said that His Royal Highness may disguise himself as a child, and if he encounters you, he will suddenly change his appearance, for example with a hat and glasses... ”

“She also said ‘Old guys prefer to wear lollipops’ and saw that he was still eating sugar when he was eleven or twelve years old, he should be fine. ”

Anything else I can say, I don't say anything, turn around and run.

Well, this run, which is no problem, became a problem, and the rookie knights naturally chased after them and ran into an unmanned alley.

After more than ten seconds, I came out of the alley entrance and lay behind a can of iron chips.

“I really thought I could eat me. Think about the weight the rod can bear before you fish. Didn't she tell you to watch out for us to get angry? ”

“Roland? ”

I couldn't help but sigh and get exposed all the time. This disguise seemed useless, but I saw a nightmarish figure when I was ready to use my memory to kick again.

“Little Lauro! ”

Well, it just popped up. Isn't that Momo, the "Raptor" who just finished his resettlement mission? Of course, you can't help but look at my Diana in shock.

Anything else, keep running.

“I've had enough! I don't want to do anything until my birthday. Nobody's gonna stop me from taking a vacation! ”