The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Walking on the streets of Diffindor, enjoying the summer sun, watching the busy people work hard is a happy day.

Those stupid cans of iron still want to find me? Slightly change the age of the ring, put on a worn leather coat, and wear a black iron sword. A fallen middle-aged mercenary will appear everywhere. Go slowly to find the missing little prince.

“What, you're not happy yet? Was it so frustrating not to see the Aciro Opera? ”

The only thing that made her unhappy was that the partner on the side was bitterly glued at her face as if she owed her money.

“ ……. The Asiro Opera is a famous parade over there, in which the columns of Arias are good at seventeen classical singing cavities, the whole world, with no more than three active singers singing the highest notes of the heroic symphony, and she's the only one who could possibly hear it, you know how much I'd like to hear her come to the show? ”

Heroise, who regained her life, seems to be enjoying herself more and more, without mentioning food or anything, and has recently revived even the genius's natural artistic pursuit.

“To be honest, you should thank me. You know why I dragged you away. Do you know who the guest was who came to the stage to sing? ”

“Isn't that Gloria? I recognized her when she was still alive, and these ancient dragons loved to use the form of the High Elves, after all, when humans and ants were no different. ”

High Elf? I nodded when I thought of the adult form of Heroise, and I didn't really understand the difference between higher and ordinary elves, but at least it was true that the height was generally not low, and they were all very spectacular, especially sloppy.

“I always thought you were saying bad things about me. ”

“Oh, that's an illusion. ”

“By the way, Heroise, do you know her nickname? ”

“Isn't that the throat of death? ”

“No, that's what you don't know, if you're still listening to songs inside the grand theater, you probably already know. Poor kids, hoping they won't leave a mental shadow. ”

“You mean... she sings worse than you? How can you be worse than Snow Mountain's first singer? ”

“..... if mine is just a fireball, she's a curse level. Although this metaphor sucks, it's at least partly true. ”

And the first-aid workers who rushed in front of me undoubtedly confirmed my story.

But at this moment, speaking of self-humility, my heart is dripping blood, and I knew this dead cat would not let go of my pain.

Hmm, your lollipop is waiting to be replaced by all the marinated cabbage flavors. The Arizean people can really stand for it. They still treat that stuff as an unparalleled delicacy, just one bite. The system actually gave me the achievements of the Goblin.

But the strange thing is, I could still eat, but I obviously had to eat so much, and it was just one type, and the system was too small.

[System: Whether it's marinated cabbage lollipops, marinated radish flavored barbecues, marinated fish flavored hamburger meat, or even marinated dragon meat, they have a common name —— pickled vegetables, whatever you say, even if you make a 100-course national feast with pickled vegetables, even if you come up with a thousand ways to marinate pickled vegetables, it's not pickled vegetables. Can you stop being an "X" and say I'm cheap? Don't you dare ask yourself, how different is the taste of that thing?

Well, I really thought about it for over a decade, and then I couldn't really find a place to argue, after all, I'm not from the mountains of Aris, and I can't really tell the difference between a hundred pickles.

“Hey, let's be honest, it's been shaking for so long, what are you still wearing me for? ”

“ ……. I just don't want you to get upset. You see? ”

“Have you forgotten that I was in charge of intelligence when I was in Silo? Didn't you tell Gloria to mess it up? I'm not a rookie. Of course, I know that half the members of this wandering opera troupe and circus are spies. It's no surprise that a high-ranking silver elf has become a singer? Really take others for fools, those elves must be the traitors of the Southern Elf Kingdom. ”

Needless to say, I really forgot that a dead creature like a witch possesses the power to make intelligence so unique that Heroise, the king of witches, has always been the biggest intelligence leader in Silo.

“Um, Ace singer Arias? Oh, Countess Leah the Silver Elf is right. But they haven't done anything, and they can't do anything with the 'City of Not Guilty' line, but they can't do it regardless. Although they cannot be arrested for not committing crimes and do not want to offend the elves so obviously, they are nauseous for decades and have no difficulty cracking their headaches. ”

Rumor has it that Heroise nodded thoughtfully and then vomited her tongue, seemingly afraid.

“Is Gloria really that good? It can't be a rumor. ”

“How powerful, how cruel. As you can imagine, just hearing it, my bones rang in repeated resonances for three days and three nights. That demonic voice irritation made me lose consciousness of the outside world. That girl was able to make the Great Dead Soul headache for three days and three nights, and all the low-order Dead Souls heard on the spot returned to their turn. That's enough, that's a massive threat weapon. ”

But the strange thing is, the more I complained, the happier Heroise laughed, and then, in the end, she just turned into a cat and rolled up with her stomach.

“Oh, so, so, so... Not that His Majesty wants to hear my song, but in His Majesty's mind, whoops, it's just a weapon of mass destruction. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what everybody thinks of me. ”

Well, even if I don't look back, I know I'm being pitted again.

Turning back, not surprisingly, I saw Gloria in tears, but she was a dragon queen. The tears were so characteristic, and the pit by pit was just eye-catching. Tears dropped can actually corrode the ground.

And then I got trampled by a dead cat on my shoulder, and she fell into a nest on my head, which undoubtedly indicated that she was in a good mood or was in a bad mood before she swept over my nose.

“According to those classic love plots, misunderstandings can be a good opportunity to increase feelings. As long as the female lead runs into tears, there will be a series of accidents, such as leukemia, being hit by a car, sudden memory loss, and memory loss. Then there will be a series of dog blood misunderstandings, and the two abusive people will die and live. If you want it back, go after it. ”

“ ……. It's said that those things were originally from Alice. You can also see the pickle countries visiting, but look less. It's said to look too much and lose your intelligence. ”

In fact, I've always wanted to say this, but I can't do it in the face of that leaping look. Now, it's just right to save the extra annual expenses. It's even better to take the ashes prepared for her annual concert as a hard-worker. By the way, the zombie hard-worker and skeleton labourer in the city have become more and more expensive lately, or the magician can change his job.

When I was traveling in the sky, the dead cat would enlighten me.

“The most important thing is authenticity, and the most credible information is either what the rookies can gather, or it's more appropriate to gather it personally, so you've been collecting Diffund's field intelligence again in the last few days. ”

“ ……. It's just that when I'm lazy, Donglan's intelligence services are too young and useless. I can't read the mountains of reports. I'd rather I came myself. ”

“Were you looking at food prices and types of goods when you went to buy food? Looking at the food market?

“Well, the variety of snacks, side foods, and drinks in a region is directly linked to the surplus grain of the local population, and also to their confidence in the future. If you are not sure about filling your stomach next year, where do you get food to make wine and sell side foods? At least for now, the food on the market is abundant and the situation is good. ”

Heroise nodded slightly, and in fact she came to the same conclusion as I usually did.

“I went to hundreds of blacksmith shops in the blacksmith area, and even to fight the black iron sword of five gold coins, I went to the two-handed goods market and equipment store, just to buy a poor acid leather armor? Are you looking at the level of the forge industry and the war materiel? How did it turn out?”

Rumor has it, I shook my head. Donglan's industrial base is too thin. It is definitely not a day's work to do in this regard.

“It sucks, most blacksmith shops can only beat some poor quality agricultural tools, the forging technology of weapons and equipment stayed there 300 years ago, looking all over the blacksmith area actually only saw one silver-class big blacksmith, even with new technical information, with their bottom, without enough weight master to teach, no more than a decade of polishing doesn't have to be expected to be useful, but we don't have more than a decade to prepare. ”

In my exploration, I have proven that due to the presence of some engineering masters in Iwo Mountain City and the research team of Oliver and others, Diffindor is now probably at the forefront of engineering and alchemy in the world, and with the addition of elves, he will not lag behind in enchantment, but the short boards are more obvious.

Engineering, good weaponry and equipment all need the products of industrial foundation to lay the foundation, without the craftsmen knocking, the mechanical Titan blueprints are just scrap paper, no first-class sword body, sword body, the enchantment technology is no better than the famous sword.

Although there are a lot of elf craftsmen on the side of the Grey Blood Elves, and the skill far exceeds that of human craftsmen, I had no expectations from the outset given the famous "Elf Lock A” incident and the courtesy of the elf craftsmen to carve a bow into a work of art.

If our craftsmen also learned the work attitude and production of the elf craftsmen who grind their swords for the last three years, we would be completely finished.

Throughout, I liked the silly, chunky style of dwarf gear, simple, sturdy, effective, with no useless decorative pattern, and extremely suitable for mass production.

“If you don't go to the underground world to get gray dwarf blacksmiths, but those beards aren't easy to serve, and you can't keep them without a rich mine, you have to go to the barbarian territory to get a bunch of mines back. And, by the way, you can get Silverwell to smoke some blacksmiths and at least teach these elm heads so they can learn to do things other than farm tools. ”

Heroise nodded and said nothing. In the Cold Arms Age, blacksmiths were always one of the most important strategic resources of a country. Their level and quantity directly determined the armour of the front-line fighters, which countries regarded as a treasure. That was a difficult problem to solve.

“If it's Silo, it's simple... forget it, I didn't say it. ”

Needless to say, I naturally know how Silo did it. It was only more than a hundred years old, and their craftsmanship base sucked, but the Land of the Dead had its own solution, and in addition to the hard work of a group of human slaves, they had completely different craftsmanship from the rest of the world.

“The sword of curse and the armor of the dead made of bones? I don't want to be treated as a public enemy of mankind. Besides, that thing will die after a long time. “

“What is the status of combat materiel? Looks like you're still happy with your fur coat? ”

“Just as miserable, all low-end equipment stores are of inferior quality, more than half of them are fake goods, and high-end stores do not have them directly. Let's get back to that and fix it up. ”

In my view, this seems to be a difficult problem, but rather a better solution, strengthening trade with other countries would suffice. As long as the goods sell at good prices, the merchant fleet will naturally travel frequently, and once the tax exemption clauses of the LAND countries are signed, the foreseeable flow of large quantities of commodities will create astonishing wealth.

But this is just a cure for the symptoms. What you buy is always unreliable, and you can't buy real top equipment. If you can't make it yourself, no matter how many times you buy it, you will always be restrained.

So I secretly set a target.

“The warcraft material acquired in this winter hunt was acquired by the royal family, and even if it was a loss, we had to train our own master craftsmen. ”

But the treasury is also not wealthy. In the end, it will depend on whether the arms trade can be completed or not. If it cannot be solved at this time, it can only be thrown aside.

We also arrived at the last stop of the day, at the floating pier of the Arctic Light.

At this time, "jealousy” was not alone, and beside it, a pitch-black battleship was stationed, while countless dead spirits were busy around it, fortifying their hulls and laying their decks.

Yes, dead spirits, not craftsmen, who are the most diligent craftsmen at the moment, although they are indeed wizards and shadow believers hostile to most people.

This is a ship of ghosts under construction, whose hulls and bones are the true bones of dragons, and the dark wind sails are surrounded by evil sorcery, shady winds, and Masolit's report sounds in my ears.

“The Dragonbone Battleship is progressing smoothly, with Fleet 1 and Fleet 2 on schedule and the dragon slaughter plan unfolding as expected. ”