The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Holy Bath Pool? Is there something there?”

It is not difficult to ask the Church of the Cathedral, at least brightly. After all, the people of the Church headquarters are cluttered. There are many saints to be escorted this time. For this intellectual value, it is probably too easy to put in a canister strong by pure muscle sticks.

“Oh, don't joke, of the gifts you gave to the Church of the Holy See, the most special is the ‘Holy Bath Pool'. He is one of the only three relics of the Holy Light God in the human age. Pope Kaloma I, who has just succeeded him, was very happy. The return of the relics was regarded as a miracle gift and a grand ceremony was held for the recovery of the relics. ”

Kelly seemed in a good mood watching the latest intelligence compilation in the conference room.

Looks like I was lucky enough to get the most expensive gift at the right time, but I can't remember what the "Holy Bath Pool" was. ”

The arrangement I made before trying to recall, in a sense, if I intend to allow the North to develop its reforms in accordance with my wishes, has a threshold that must always be met, which is to occupy mainstream public opinion and the great Church of the Church of the Holy See throughout human society.

If I step on the line a little bit, that Kaloma I suddenly comes to brainstorm and declares another jihad to Donglan, we'll have a lot of fun.

This is not too much of a thought. The God of Holy Light will certainly not bother us in the immediate aftermath of the war, and may even come forward to pull allies (cannon ash), but it is difficult to say that the Church of the Holy See, made up of mortals, especially my rather “glorious” past, also includes the coalition forces that used to almost exterminate the Church of the Holy See, and it is even easier to touch each other's sensitive nerves and dignity.

Especially not long ago, we have just expelled the local church of the Church of the Holy See. If this is just a small, ordinary, remote country, with or without sleep, it is no big deal. There is not only the Duchy of Donglan, a country that refuses to believe in the Holy Light. In the Ash world, where the gods coexist, the Holy Light God is not the only God who can exclude dissidents in isolation.

But we have just won this spectacular battle, in which even three miracles of the true gods emerged, one ascending, two falling, and with the bitter snow-night razor warfare, including the transformation of the fate of the elves and the Orcs, this frozen earth of the North has undoubtedly become the focus of the entire world.

With the participation of the two great superpowers of the Oran and San Antonio Empires, the gold content of this fierce war was also guaranteed. The whole human society showed some improvement in the North, but with it came a little trouble. The key node of the transformation in the North, the night of the return of the Sovereign Knights, had long been overturned by the hearted.

The Knights of Eternal Sleep came out of history, and the former Bishop of Donglan Parish, who prevented the movement, was outraged and even banished by me. Then came the Spirit of the Law, and the whole urbanization became a miracle. This is a living myth story.

And in fact, this series of legendary stories has been chanted by countless bards in pubs and roads. The dead knights with their banners in the army have shocked countless audiences. While raising Donglan's fame, they have indirectly dug up that forgotten past. Those heroic knights who have suffered grievances and insults have naturally damaged the reputation of the Church of the Church as villains in the story.

Perhaps the Church of the Holy See, which has undergone several religious reforms, is no longer the dumb, ineffective and arrogant aggregate of the past, but most people will not care about these subtleties, and they will certainly have a negative impact on the Church of the Holy See. Coupled with the push of the human monarchs who would have been dissatisfied with the divine rights of Holy Light, this slap is painful enough, if not still in the midst of jihad, I'm afraid our troubles would have come to our doors.

Of course I won't regret doing it myself, but that doesn't mean I won't be afraid of trouble.

If expulsion of the Cathedral Church destroys us in this war, then the story ends with a proud fool who does not take his own power and leads to his own destruction, but we win, or when other battlefields are in trouble, without the support of the Cathedral Church, he alone has won the ultimate victory, then, being treated as a fool without his own strength, slapped hard on the face, naturally it is not on our side.

Between the yin and the yang and the wrong, we swept the holy church army, sweeping their faces hard, and when I figured it all out, I was not happy, but sweating cold.

“This time it is a sinful enough crime. If we get behind our backs again, we do not need them to do more. If we declare Dong Lan a heretical country to all countries, ask those who believe in the Holy Light to stay away from Dong Lan, and ask all countries to stop their business dealings and diplomatic covenants with Dong Lan, this would be tantamount to banishing Dong Lan from the entire human society. We cannot afford food on our own. ”

To unite all the forces during the Jihad? In my years of experience in the pit, never overestimate the foresight and moral bottom line of a powerful lord.

Gu Dawei? They can always give incredible instructions when they don't have to kill, when the wind blows and rain blows, and there have been countless short-sighted foolish things in history that no one could have predicted, so long as the gold and silver treasures in front of them are eye-shaking enough, they can sell off their locks and hang themselves.

I've been thinking too much. It's just a pit full of bad luck, and I never expect too much from a pig teammate, and every time I make the worst plan, it's probably the most correct plan.

In this situation, I also have to press for a revolution in the Undead Industry, which is an initiative to put an evil heretical hat on its head, with little time frame, so that the reform of the burgeoning power can never stop, so that, at a time when the Church of the Holy See still occupies the majority of the faiths of human society, we must dispel their hostility, at least not open our knives until the end of the Jihad.

In order for my plan to go smoothly, I did send an envoy after the Orc War ended, but what seemed to be sending out were some of the things left over from the past mixed rivers and lakes, perhaps more valuable, but meaningless to me.

“Holy relics of the Holy Light God? How is that possible? I can't even sell it. ”

Don't say I didn't, even if I did, how could I give away holy relics, artifacts and other really good things, and even if I bite my teeth out, I'm afraid there's no use for those glittering things.

“Are they making themselves up to ease our relationship? It is said that Kaloma I has just succeeded, that he is said to have had some luck in the election and that his position is still precarious. This unexpected event, which challenged the authority of the diocesan Church, would have been his difficulty. It is indeed good news and a good omen for him if it had been handled as if we had given him a gown. ”

But then I denied that possibility.

“No, he had no need to forge, and such risks and benefits were disproportionate. In their eyes, we have consistently fallen short of half the weight of the great Powers, and it does not matter that in a few months' time, falsifying for us is pointless and will only really strike them once falsification has been revealed. Well, the so-called Holy Bath Pool is probably true. ”

So I asked him about the exact nature of the relic.

“It's an oak barrel, which is supposed to be handmade, and the Holy Light God used to wash the dusty bath before climbing to the throne. ”

The sacred relic sounds amazing and exotic, but it is actually such a boring thing that he either bears evidence of important historical moments, or is a living apparatus used by God or man, where his breath is infused, what is a sacred barrel, and the sacred relic of the insomniac also includes a little yellow duck pillow and a small raindrop mouthwash cup..... cough, something that seems to have been accidentally leaked.

But don't underestimate the power of the sacred relics, the less sacred relics the ancient gods exist in the world, and the infusion of the power of the faiths that the faithful pray for countless times also gives these ancient beings the power to truly imagine, perhaps meaningless in the hands of those who are irrelevant to him, but among the true faithful they represent the most pious faith and the ultimate power.

“Wooden barrels for the bath? I have no idea. ”

This gift is my own personal stash, many of which are savings from the eternal nights, but there is no barrel in my memory, and even if I encounter one, it will not be possible to put it in the stash.

“There are also traces of the claw teeth of the great beast, which appear to be certain evil beings who want to destroy this treasure, but ultimately do not get it. ”

“Ooh, ooh, ooh. Turns out it's that, Po's dog pot..."

Speaking of which, I've remembered that things are wrong and I've covered my mouth proactively, but it seems to be too late. Looking at how Kelly is now covering her chest, it's like a heart attack. Didn't you say that the Trojans won't suffer from natural diseases...

“The last relic of the Holy Light God, the supreme relic in the hearts of countless Holy Light faithful, you carry dog food... don't let any Holy Light faithful know that unless the Second Jihad is in sight, the nascent kingdom of Lan must not perish again for such ridiculous reasons! ”

Well, I knew for the first time that the Gentle Wood Fairy would roar, too.

In fact, I can't blame it on me. I knew that it was a relic of the Holy See. In that year, the Church of the Holy See was at war. After a glacial century, there really wasn't much left. Later, when I cleaned the battlefield, I saw that the barrel was actually intact. It seemed solid. I thought that Po always accidentally tore up his food pot and used it directly as a dog pot. This time, it was more than a hundred years ago.

When the Cathedral Church organized a coalition against the Everlasting Night Legion, it was probably some big man who found the sacred relic as a killer. As soon as the curse went down, the master hung up first, and this became a trophy.

“But how did I get it out... oh, so many messy gifts, I just found a barrel and packed it up and sent it out. It turns out the barrel is the most valuable. Oops, that's a big loss. ”

The words fell, but I was surprised to find Kelly falling over her chest, as if a trojan who had never been ill had a real heart attack.

“Sister Kelly, don't scare me! If you had a bad heart, you'd have told me! ”

‘Cause I'm mad at you! Can't you be any less flippant? ”

I pondered half the salary and nodded proudly.

“Yes, I think I have more room. ”

“Don't be so proud of yourself! Nobody's complimenting you! ”