The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Our goal? No cavities... No gentleman! ”

Above the square, my anger has taken substance, and the city management battalions and knights below have responded loudly to my call.

On a makeshift wooden platform, hanging a banner that I wrote, a paper calligraphy that showed my resentment and will.

On the left is -- “Strictly fight the gentleman pervert! “

On the right is -- "Focus on purifying the city!

Horizontal batch is... “Death to the wind. ”

Well, we don't really know how this sad wind that doesn't rhyme, is asymmetrical, or should still be on the ground right now has been shot, but when I wrote the last four words in front of everyone, the cheer of the day has explained everything.

“Death to the wind! ”

My hat was flying, my hands were waving, even an elf sister was excited to throw her fitted underwear into the air, listening to this heartfelt cheer, which is exactly what morale can do, seeing the scene in front of me, I couldn't help but exclaim.

“The hearts and minds are available, but sad winds are not there. ”

I regret that if the wind of sorrow were here, the use of his flag would inspire morale more than anything, and if it were to crusade the gentlemen, what could inspire morale more than the wind of sorrow before the battle?

“Kill all those winds! ”

Is there something wrong with this sister... the sad wind can't be equated with the pervert painting right, etc., seems to really be okay, the sad wind definitely outweighs the biggest concept that perverts can encompass.

“I've seen them get upset! I bought a bottle of whitening agent and it took me three days... Don't look at me like that, how many times I've said it, I'm not a dark elf, I'm a highland human, I get a little too much sun, it's not normal to think white. ”

Isn't this the Dark Elf? This black one can't even see the five officials, no wonder others will mistake it.

“Crazy, naked perverts, wait for me!” It seems that this victim, who also had a tragic experience, is now wrapped under a double iron plate and should feel safe.

Look at the New Town Keeper knights who are biting their teeth right now, I'm still talking nonsense, so high morale and anger, so close the door! Let the dog go... Let's go, let's go!

“Let's go! If you don't want to talk about it, kill all the criminals and recidivists. Whatever the focus is on, bring it back to me. ”

Watching the mad dog emerge... Successful knights, I nodded satisfactorily. It was a newly formed cavalier force with Sulphur Mountain City Cavalier at its core, morale and combat strength. Most importantly, I was experienced in dealing with those bastards and wouldn't let them escape.

“The first team was tasked with purifying market order, with Captain Arvin leading the team, and most importantly with selling counterfeit drugs to the Bayer brothers. Those bastards, recommending their ‘safety cards' engineering equipment and alchemy to the missions, know how much time I spent explaining that it wasn't the bombs and poison that murdered them? Selling fake goods is a diplomatic affair. It's too much. Clean those bastards up! ”

After Diana went to find her own way of believing, her deputy, Awen, became the leader of the Knights of the Town Half of the Knights of the Town, and this time she took the backbone with her to Diffindor.

Until they adapt to the sun, they are mainly on night policing patrols, and the reason for choosing to carry out centralized policing activities today is to look at today as a gloomy day, and we are relatively well staffed.

Even though there is little sunshine today, they are still scary, covered mostly in rigor and solidity, with a goblin fully enclosed gas mask on their heads, and the exhaled white gas spills from behind their heads, looking like steam is boiling.

My adorable sister suddenly turned into an uncle, I looked uncomfortable. Luckily, it's winter and it's not hot yet. I can barely support her, but it's still very inconvenient.

“If you need people and materials to hold onto your special equipment, use the bad luck you caught in this operation as a hardship and wallet. ”

Though most of them were women with full mouths, at least the fairies with good looks were like demons coming out of the abyss, but their strength and experience were the most trustworthy... well, I admit I got a lot of complaints about them, like scaring a couple of bear kids.

“The second team was on air control, Momo and Catherine, seeing those naked, torn, dressed more dirty than naked, well, the Pierre and Omar muscle bastards, they all caught me. Do you know how many complaints we get every day? Take this Mosaic paint gun and call me Mosaic if you see anything dirty! ”

High-tech? It's just black oil. It's all black. It's better than Holy Light or something.

“Team 3, your mission is to contraband, especially heterosexual relationships, write too detailed books and drawings, cough, I won't go into detail, I get it, yes, same-sex books and drawings crime plus one... ”

I laughed satisfied when a mission was given and I watched the cavaliers of the city coming out of the fish.

The new Urban Management Force, which is also expected to be the only permanent Urban Defence Force in Central Diffindor, has a diverse membership, with rookie knights, rookie hunters, cadres from the underground world who have just emerged from several new trainees, locals from Diffindor and even neutral mercenaries who volunteer to join the military.

Due to the existence of the "City of Innocence" field, as long as there is a sufficient number of legal professions, Diffund is in a sense an impenetrable city, and the headquarters of the Law Church has been moved here…. To be honest, if the Orc War was fought by the present Diffund, the war would soon be over.

So, since I didn't need much defense, I still retained the Royal Knight as the Guardian Army, and it was a waste to retain the City Defense Force as the City Defender Army, so I reorganized it through the Ministry of Military Affairs and handed over all city defense and security tasks to the City Defense Management Force, um, still short for "city management." ”

“The name is so dirty, it's even weirder.” This is Eliza's complaint.

“Huh, you don't get it. It's a name that kills evil! Three thousand city administrators all day long, people are sad, and ghosts are hiding. ”

Under my “One Will Alone”, this city squad I named became the most loyal claw tooth in my hand.

The task given to them is simple, is to classify law enforcement. For just causing trouble, finding trouble and holding them for a period of time in accordance with the ordinance, if they are marked as a felony by the "City of Not Guilty”, they are the law enforcement agents at the scene, and if there are any detectives lurking in the city, they are counterintelligence agents.

And in order to strengthen the power of the nascent city management, I specifically drew a batch of top fighting power from the four halls of the Sulphur Mountain City legal system. With these gold, legendary spells, and impartial knights, I don't believe anyone can overthrow the sky.

And precisely because the legal profession will increase dramatically in the miraculous land of the sleepless, more than half of the city knights I choose are from the legal profession.

However, according to established practice, in order to carry out rescue and rescue tasks, the Holy Light profession should also have a certain ratio, unfortunately even the most basic configuration is far from sufficient in the current grouping.

Perhaps it should be said that the impact of the expulsion of church chapters in the Basilica is also becoming increasingly apparent.

Since the all-powerful elite is hard to find, but find more talent to top it off with. Finally, after reluctantly selecting carefully, the whole city management force is actually more than 70,000 people, which can be called the city management army, and each battalion has its own permanent jurisdiction. Today's participation in special operations is just about 10,000 skeletons drawn.

This time, even if it is necessary to tidy up the city, it is a collective exercise that will show me the fighting power of this nascent city management unit.

Shortly afterwards, with the help of other city managers and "enthusiastic citizens”, a one-scene chase was staged on the streets and alleys.

“Brothers, it's too much to lie, we fought with them... People?”

The new Shattered Swordsman obviously hasn't figured out the trick to fighting the city management yet. By the time he plans to break out, his brothers have disappeared without a trace, and it is likely that he will surrender if his legs are too short to escape.

“We didn't commit a felony, we were caught for a few days and fined, and the resistance would be half-dead. ”

One unlucky bastard was pulled out, the contraband was piled up in the mountains, and soon I realized that the square could not be put down.

“Sixty cases of medicines with unknown performance, most of which even manufacturers do not know the effect... Olivia, you're a genius for matching drugs that don't work. ”

Olivia is a good performer of improved and innovative drugs, but a successful improvement often means a build-up of hundreds of failures. As independent operators, they stepped on the border to handle the failures, labeled a new name for sale and recovered costs.

I've heard of the mad alchemist potion, which is completely random after drinking, but often powerful and extremely inexpensive, many adventurers have bought some as life-saving drugs in times of despair, once a guy drank a bottle and breathed out a sip.

“Oh, actually, I'm not as good as you say. ”

Look at this effort to disguise Olivia the Ace Alchemist of Silly Girls, and her master silver hook who tries to shrink her presence. Bea, I laughed, too.

“Oh, I won't hold you accountable if you drink it all. Failure to do so would result in a fine of ten times the value of the goods in accordance with the new legal regulations.... Digging, you really drink. ”

I kind of underestimated the goblin's obsession with the gold coin, the voice was still down, the silver hook had already hit the medicine box, and his blue apprentice was still pulling him hard.

“Stop drinking, teacher, you'll die if you drink too much losers! ”

“My money is my life. If I don't drink it, I will die. If I drink it, I may live! ”

Looking at this side of the green side of the blue and white fine alchemist, I was once again amazed at the infinity of the goblin. Although I know that this medicine probably won't kill people (they won't dare to sell it), I really don't know what it will look like after drinking it.

“Come on, half you, half me! ”

“Wait... grunt! ”

And has been dyed into a colorful silver hook. When Baia's eyes turned, she thought that one could drink better than two people, and she pulled her apprentice together to irrigate them.

Various potions were poured into the girl's mouth, and this time, it was the alchemist's turn to enjoy his own unusual products.

“Transformers, herbal agents, cunning fox intelligence agents, werewolving agents, all of which are additive-modified versions, are also possible to turn into giant foxes with nine tails. ”

While I intend to talk to them about a deal, I have a big order to entrust to Olivia's workshop, but I'm not in a hurry to let these guys learn a lesson first, or who knows what else they can do later.

“Fortunately, I didn't choose to be an alchemist. ”

My little knight went from Katherine, watching her sister turn red and green all of a sudden, two more rabbit ears all of a sudden, fox tail all of a sudden, furry all of a sudden, hair began to fall again, I had to fear some afterwards,

Luckily she chose to become a knight at the end of the year, otherwise she should be part of the Olivia team as well.

And my next goal, which is the focus of this cultural arrangement, is that those damned painters and bad booksellers, even sage adults, start collecting bad books, which must be stopped.

I flipped through the stacks, picked one to open, looked at two...

“Pfft.” Then I closed it.

“Is it funny to draw two men holding each other? ”

“Not funny, but very profitable.” The strong man named Tam Takagi doesn't look like a bad bookseller at all, but he is the biggest bad book wholesaler in the country, and at this time, he is comfortable facing my pressure and questioning.

“Is there any other type, like normal direction... ”

“Yes, but not much. These are our main amateurs. ”

I'm a little strange, and usually men have a desire to buy, so how can they sell this book exclusively?

“It's not a catastrophic year, and if a man needs it, he'll find a way to solve it. It's not a crime to drink flowers and alcohol or anything. Besides, the consumer power of residential men is not as high as that of corrupt women. Many of their girlfriends do not look like ladies in the quiet above. Purchasing this kind of book is a bookshelf and a bookshelf, which is more expensive than that of men. ”

“You see, I'm not selling goods, I'm selling dreams, everyone has their own needs, they

Suddenly, Tam had an obscene smile.

“If the adult expects, I have a special edition here, both male and female protagonists can book, brothers, fathers, sons, sisters, siblings... Looking at your expression, don't you like being special, blonde Laurie, * * Mistress... ”

He dropped the book silently, clapped his hands, and the people around him threw the torch at the pile of books.

“I conquer the dreams of the world with my little yellow book! My children, you murderers! ”

Though the content of Tam's roar is somewhat strange, a lot of people around him understand the man's words and the tears that come from the bottom of their hearts.

“Turns out he's another gentleman (pervert), so keep an eye on him later. ”

Hmm, do I look like such an easy person to be bribed? If I have to bribe, I have to be private. At this time, everyone is staring at me. If I nod, isn't it clear that I am also a pervert? Besides, do I need a bookseller if I want to get a book?

So I started the contact device.

“Adam, did you get it? ”

“Well, there's a lot of treasure in stock, and I throw it to the city pipe for women, and let them bring it over and burn it, half of us for men. ”

“I'll seven you three, or I'll tell Margaret. By the way, let me pick first. ”

“You son of a bitch, I...”

No matter how much he complained about the threat, I just replied to him, "Tell Margaret." Adam could only be soft. With the advantage of the unmarried over the married and the fearful inside, I succeeded in taking this game, remembering that the treasure that was withheld soon belonged to me, and my mood was much better.

And not yet happy for a few minutes, on the other side, suddenly came Adam's shout-out.

“Margaret, Eliza, how do you know... ”

Well, I don't need to say much about the rest. Just hearing these two names, I knew that Adam had screwed up again. Either his whereabouts were tracked or someone snitched. In order to avoid a fire, I immediately cut off the connection between the two sides.

“Next! ”

Reminds me of the treasures that were destined to be separated forever before I got them, and the unnamed resentment made me roar from the bottom of my heart.

But this time, my opponent gave me a headache.

The black hooded robe, the sickle, the wooden cross, the torch burned by the bear, isn't that the standard configuration for the torch parade, and the symbol "FFF” behind the black robe has explained everything.

“Your Highness, this is the FFF regiment of the cult that we have just sealed up, and they plan to launch a terrorist attack code-named 'Long live the bare stick, the dogs go to men and women’ to strike couples indiscriminately at the Peace Day festival. ”

“No, not indiscriminately, we FFF are attacking dogs, men and women, never attacking true love! ”

“The difference between true love and dog men and women? Can you tell the difference? ”

“The ugly scary thing about dating is true love, and the beautiful thing is dogs and men! ”

Well, this neat, consistent roar, all the way up the clouds, their straight white, all made me lose the courage to defend them, that angry pair of eyes, indicating what they really thought.

Yes, they're not the one who got caught in front of them. The FFF backbone of those 30 black robes sitting together, they're all super cult organizations. They say it's still a backbone meeting, and the members are all over Diffund. Should I be proud that I created this weird society on my own?

“Even if you execute us, the torch of Jihad will not go out! ”

“Our war never ends. Valentine's Day is BBQ Day, Seven Eves is Jihad Day, Bar Festival is Dog Men's Day of Death, Christmas at the end of the year is Final Day, our members come from all over the world! ”

“Perhaps the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the FFF Regiment, killing one of me, and later on. ”

“Idiot! Our cause is justice! ”

Looking at these generous and righteous warriors, I not only wept, I wanted to let them go, but the swordsman's eyes stabbed me with pain, I'm afraid not to punish them.

So I tried to figure out how to keep them from being physically harmed and punished to the satisfaction of others.

“Tie them up in the jungle of Aria Park. Um, it's the beautiful dating sanctuary in Love Park, and find a couple of couples to show their love in front of them so they can only watch...”

“Kill me! “

“There is such a terrible punishment in this world, you demon! “

Hey, actually, I'm a really good person, why doesn't anybody understand me?

[Achievement Unlock: King of Black Hearts...]

“Shut up! ”