The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

With a little anger on her delicate face and bright eyes beneath her sword brow, the sapphire eyes and baby pink skin are the perfect match, just watching her painting the scenery can calm her mood.

The twelve-and-three-year-old girl has not yet had a clear curve. The long ponytail adds some boyhood to it. She stands with strong feet and seems to have really been trained in combat. Those Xu soldiers' aura makes her look less tender than her appearance.

The pink armored sword in the waist is full of gemstones and patterns, obviously of great value, but the fine sword, which is also sophisticated to the scope of the work of art, is obviously not suitable for entering the battlefield, and there are two unethical battle flags behind it. At this time, she is wearing gorgeous clothes, whispering and complaining about her face.

“Poop, Roland, that suits you so well. Beautiful Princess Peach. Ha-ha-ha! ”

“You too, this dress suits you so well. Maid Annie. ”

At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid's dress with a golden wig, and the maid's dress seemed to cover his thick thighs, but it was not possible to hide them all. The thick makeup made of coarse and indiscriminate was even more obviously horny.

After the mutuality, Adam and I looked at each other angrily, and he drew out a broom, and I took out a fine sword for decoration, and the accumulation of discontent was about to erupt, and the two were about to start a war, and an outrage came from behind.

“Coming soon, breaking the costume, let's play with your real names. ”

The two of them looked at each other, their faces were full of bitter laughter, this time they were exasperated, all the bad luck of being set on fire, what else did they make, 50 steps laughing a hundred steps fun?

“At least I'm better than you. I know it's a man's prank. ”

Well, it still seems interesting, clearly wearing a maid's costume wearing lipstick, still having biceps, selling muscles to show off his so-called masculinity profile...

“Well, be careful you're recognized, that's even more interesting. Tomorrow's headlines‘ shocked. The Red Lotus Brave has a transvestite habit! ’ ”

“Then we die together! I'd say it was you, Roland, who starred in" Princess Peach's Dimensional Adventure Tan "! ”

“Oh, do you think anyone would believe that? ”

“Ha, you think I look like this, anyone believe that? ”

When I looked in the mirror, I was scared by the good guys in there, but at this point, my heart was dripping blood.

In front of us is the square outside the Diffindor Theatre. In preparation for the Peace Day celebration, there will be a major magical play, "Princess Peach Adventure Tan", which any citizen can watch for free. After the news comes out, it is very tempting for locals who lack entertainment, just three or four hours, and the square is full of spectators.

Well, to be honest, for some reason, we accidentally committed all kinds of anger, and as a result, in order for some people to calm their anger, we were forced to change into costumes, become the star and dragon set of the show, or the lead actress...

“Why am I the actress, and this guy is just the background and the dragon set! He doesn't have any lines at all, and the distinction is too obvious. ”

“That's because we punish him, not the audience, and you look at him like that... and you, that's because you're the main culprit as usual, and don't think nobody knows about the dirt. Do you think you can make me feel better if you don't come home these days? Play well, otherwise... you know. ”

Eliza's laughter was in her ear, more full of malice, but the author of the play was herself, and I'm afraid she was ready for revenge, and even despicable hostage-taking.

“Oh, no! Please let go of the children! They're innocent! ”

“Look at your performance. Hmm, I really don't know how men like that stuff, it's just some fake stuff..."

“No, it's not a false product, it's real art, it's the perfect art that comes from life above reality, it's the treasure that countless male compatriots dream of. Do you know how much energy I've put into getting them? It's my centuries-old savings, it's the vomit of countless masters of different times. It's the only treasure of art in the world! ”

Adam was also shocked by the rumor.

“... no wonder you're so familiar, the last time you shared ‘The Good Count and His Thirty-six Princesses’ with me, was it a masterpiece of classical mountain waterpainting 170 years ago? His style is so unique, he even painted characters? Still a comic! ”

“Or do you understand?" I spent more than two months trying to get rid of the bandits that threatened him, and for what it's worth, he promised to make an exception for me. Isn't that great? ”

“More than a compliment! It's invincible! I really didn't expect to put the ink and ink of the mountain painting on the beauty so well. I actually turned it into a real person effect with a flat surface. Xuxu is alive! Margaret is his faithful fans, and she has two treasures in her home, and if she knows you let the master paint these... for these kids, she must never know! ”

“Humph, art should have served real life, saying it was a disease. It's obvious that no one likes the work out of life. It also curses the audience for poor level of appreciation, not what the long bug is in the head. ”

“Always thought you'd somehow hacked something... Is that how all your specialties came along? ”

“Of course, every book is a time-tested treasure, the result of the lifelong talents of those masters. It's all my blood pressure."

“Roland, you're the real man! ”

Ignoring the slightest surprise, Adam looked to Eliza, looking forward to seeing that these were irreparable pieces of art history, networked.

“Leave these children alone, they are more important than my life, if there is anything to do with me. ”

But the demon girl laughed, and the smile was sweet and cold.

“... artwork? More important than life? You deserve to be single forever. ”

Eliza then turned around angrily and left, but the threat remained.

“Want those things back? Yes, it depends on your level of performance. This is my script for you. Enjoy it. ”

“That year, the Great King of Shab 'a from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was determined to drive away the King of Demons and embark on a journey alone..."

Even though my heart was full of anxiety, the stage narratives and the audience applauded me, but it was time to urge me to come on stage.

Finally, looking back on the line, it seems to be a magical edition of the ‘Legend of Taro’. It's the most fairy tale I told Eliza when I was a kid, and the line doesn't stand out. No one should take the initiative to destroy my childhood. I'm also a little relieved to think about it.

“Wow, what a beautiful little sister! ”

“... a little like Princess Renee, but younger than her, is she a distant relative? ”

Take a deep breath, ignore the disturbance in front of you, draw out the decorative sword and read out the lines you were prepared for.

“Hey, the Shab 'a Demon King is too powerful, I can't defeat him alone, is there no other warrior willing to help me? ”

“... as long as you give me the colored flag, I will be your man and fight with you against the Demon King! ”

Coming up, according to the plot development, Princess Peach will collect the monkeys, dogs and chickens, it seems Eliza hasn't messed around yet, this should be the first “monkey” appearance.

I sighed and turned my head toward the sound.

“Pfft!”

It was a tall figure, even covering the sun above my head, and all I could see in front of me was the greasy golden muscles.

It was a super strong man dressed in * * *, one by one, the sparkling muscles were sweating in the sun, making people feel hot, and at this time, the face of the Qingxiu was still glowing red.

“I'm so happy to be playing against my father, Omar, Omar, Omar! ”

The strong man with the bear-back waist and eyebrows couldn't help but yell. The muscles still couldn't help but suck. I took two silent steps back and drew my sword again.

“Huh. ”

Yes, the pervert in front of me is the supreme power of the Cyrillic Empire. I did invite him to the celebration. I didn't expect him to surprise me when he came.

Omar had a monkey tail on the back of his pants with a strange monkey ear cap, and he seemed to be the "Monkey Admiral” in the play.

“Ahhh! What is that?”

“Mom, there's Superman! ”

“Baby, honey, don't point at him. It's not Superman, it's a pervert. If you meet him on the street in the future, call the city manager. ”

“... I'm blind! No good stuff for free? Can we pull back now? ”

Just Omar's appearance, just the tremendous contrast created by the magnificent facial appearance of the young man under his muscles, makes me cry below.

I almost get it. Perhaps the plot is normal and the lines are normal, but if it's a group of gentlemen acting, then the play has been out of common sense from the start.

But now that the tiger is in trouble, let's just go blind.

So, a few minutes later, I wasn't surprised to see that big Druid with wings and mouth.

“Is the chicken flying? Well, at least he remembers to wear clothes. There's still progress. ”

“No, Father, if you look carefully, his‘ clothes’ and ’pants’ are feathers, and he has become a false eagle. He is truly naked on stage and so naturally accepted by the world. He is a super art master of the Buffalo sect! ”

I was almost experiencing different people's deviations from art, and Eliza just heard me say that.

Helpless, after taking off his shirt and throwing it to this‘ chicken 'as required by the plot, we continued on our quest to crusade against the Demon King.

“Together, the two partners, Princess Peach and the devils fought hard, but by themselves, their strength was still insufficient, and in their most troubled time, in a small village, she met her most loyal minister...”

I nodded. Now that the chickens and monkeys have both, the rest of nature is the dogs. I hope the guy who plays "Yaro the Loyal Dog" is not too crazy this time.

“... from the exotic Bull Demon King! ”

“Pfft!”

I still underestimated someone's vengeance, and the expression of consciousness greeted the development of a more pitiful father. The supreme bishop of the Law Church appeared with a bronze mask and friendship. It was just like the other two, so that he remembered wearing a pair of briefs.

“Pounds!”

The three big hands were held together and the flames were burning in the three big eyes, but all of them were shiny muscle sticks in front of me.

“Brother!”

“Dude! ”

“Muscles! ”

Three keys below the moon... Three brothers are formed at this time, the light of friendship is lit in the three people, the sweat is swinging with the smell of youth, the people below have begun to flee in despair and screaming, which is to spare their lives to see the drama who would like to see, at this stage, everyone knows that the next development will be very fatal.

“Cough. ”

I tried to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Now that I've come to this point, no matter how hard Dad is, let's finish it.

“Muscle bombing! ”

A man jumped up and bombarded the poor Knight Dragonfly (Royal Knight Friendship) with his chest muscles.

“Bull Demon hugs! ”

Some naked mad cow held those two poor dragon sets B and C, and the two people who were already suffocating threw their eyes at me for help, but at this point, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and shiver.

“Feather projection! ”

This “divine chicken flying", which throws its feathers at the opponent, is naked again. It makes him happier to laugh, but his opponent rolls off the stage with joy. Just when he arrives downstage, he starts celebrating his successful escape day.

Three gentlemen this month, what a ghost, monster, it's the only side effect of being killed in seconds...

“The ghost brothers are so pathetic..."

“Three perverts are too strong, uh, disgusting. ”

“Chief D, surrender. You can't blame yourself for not trying. Your opponent is outrageous. ”

“Bastard! Develop that ghost! ”

Well, the audience under the stage actually began to sympathize with the Evil Ghost Army, and under the hard work of the three generals, unknowingly, Princess Peach and her three servants had become the evil formula.

“Ya... Annie, your doomsday is over! Ha, you think pretending to be an ordinary villager maid can get past my fire eyes? Evil ghost soldier spy, your identity."

The accompanying roar struck the corner of the wall with a sword, and the figure who tried to narrow his presence was pulled out of the background.

“Boom!”

Swords and broomsticks collide, but we're talking about mutual resentment.

“I can't believe you changed your lines without my play. You can't die on your own, pull me out for nothing. ”

“Want to live alone? Never!”

Well, the "Princess Peach” and the "Maid Spy" on the stage were relatively defiant swordsmanship, and the Chicken Monkey Bull threesome continued to bully the poor demons, but the audience below somehow got hot.

“What swordsmanship! ”

“I don't understand it, but it seems amazing and interesting! ”

“Come on! Ghost Army, take out those three perverts! ”

“Maid, don't lose! ”

In the midst of chaos, the plot once again ushered in a new turning point, when the dissident Big BOSS Sabah Ghost Prince appeared, and when he opened his mouth, the whole world calmed down.

“Ah, as a pacifist, it's so sad to see the scene in front of you, by the way, I've paid attention to fixing everything... dear Princess Peach, please marry me and I'll make you happy. As long as we become one family, there will be no more arguments in the world. ”

“Eliza, what are you doing? ”

Watching Eliza with the Horn of the Devil shine in her prince costume, that bow proposed scared the hell out of my vest.

“I...”

My brain's blank, director, what's going on with the script?

What's next? Is that a yes? Or is it a plot? Jesus Christ, it's not on the line.

“No, Princess Peach belongs to my necrophilia prince! ”

Well, the sudden pumpkin truck brought in a new whirlwind, and Prince Emila in the evening gown came out and shouted countless times, and the black cat on her shoulder had laughed wildly when she also proposed half a knee.

“No, Sister Peach belongs to my Princess Apple! As long as true love exists, even if we are blood relatives and sisters, what does it matter? ”

“Renee! Why did you make such a fuss? ”