The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Children.

[The day you were born, the whole dragon valley whispered your name blessed by the god of beasts - the sad wind. Ello.]

[My child, I am proud to see you grow up and become a messenger of love. Bearing in mind that our family has always ruled this country with justice and love, I also believe that you will use your powerful power with caution, derived from the divine power of true love]

[But true victory never comes from power...]

[My child, personal power is limited, all you have to do is inspire the courage of your people to keep them at your side, and I tell you this because at the end of my life...

And you, will be crowned king!

With the dawn comes a tall figure and with it background notes and lines that are refreshed again by the unrestrained system.

The man with the BGM and the lines, the sun behind him is shining, while the crowned horns sparkle my kryptonite dog's eyes.

“Me, back! ”

[System Tip: As the king of gentlemen in power, how can you be surpassed by younger generations, just to appear with background lines and accompanying music? Come, from now on, Princess Peach will at least come to the swan ballet to dance! From today onwards, you will be called the man with the accompaniment and ballet shoes!

“Enough! Get the system out of here! I promise not to punch you to death!

If the system is tangible, I would never punch her, how can I kill her with one punch? It took me a long time, at least a month to humiliate!

“Your Highness, I'm back. ”

Can't you see I'm talking to the system? You look a little pale, okay? I glanced at him disgruntled.

“Yeah, I got it. What's the matter? ”

Half dragon man with thick face full of dust, wind and dust servant like an old farmer who had just planted trees from the desert, face full of tiredness, looking at my eyes seemed a little hesitant.

“By the way, where have you been? Why have you been absent for so long? Well, forget it, we're in a good mood today, so we won't go after you. ”

Looking at my subordinates so hard, as a good and tolerant boss, I naturally have to understand and condole them, but I asked casually, but the face of the sad wind suddenly became crying.

His cold sweat dripped over his forehead, his standing dragon's eyes opened to the max, and he looked at me dead.

“Your Highness, did you not ask me to guard the earth's elemental facade and be a strong forwarder of the reclaimed land? You said someone would pick me up at the latest 3 days, but I haven't waited this long for the advance team you mentioned, you won't forget me! ”

Well, this time, it's my turn to sweat straight out, as if I really had this arrangement, which was supposed to send an advance team to communicate with the sad wind, and get Carol to support it.

But I have so many things on my side, so happy for my birthday, I really forgot him, no, my memory has always been good, or I should say consciously ignored him, I don't want him to come back here in this happy time to cause me trouble.

“No wonder Arvin and I debriefed yesterday and said that work pressure was much less than expected, less than half the day of the week, and people even started taking turns... could this guy alone create more than half the chaos in the city? I inadvertently did a very pleasant thing. ”

I remembered that the city girls had leisure time to shop on the street during the holidays, and that the black skinned girl and other races on the night market were no different. It was heartfelt fun, and I suddenly felt that it was not bad to forget him.

In fact, the sad wind alone does not have much energy to create more than half of the chaos in a city, but his absence as the executive vice president of the mercenary regiment of the League of Absolute Gentlemen, coupled with the fact that the Bear brothers and Pierre were dragged to the giant gate to add diamonds and watts, the upper echelons were used as hard work, and the League of Gentlemen naturally did not organize any activities, coupled with how many rookie city pipes came out of the Black Elves' hands, led to a loss of strength and allowed city managers to have one of the easiest festivals ever.

Well, even if I think about the history of morale, and I already have it in my mind, don't say it, after all, I'm still a little bit heartless.

“Well, thank you for your hard work. For some special reasons, we have temporarily focused our efforts on the preparation of military parades and the arms trade, thus temporarily slowing down the construction of land element positions. You worked so hard, the mission was done so well, I'll remember. Well, now, go back and get some rest, take a bath, get some sleep, and you should be tired. I'll talk to you tomorrow when you're better. ”

But even if I said that, oddly enough, the wind didn't leave, his temper was actually very good, he didn't have any angry eyes, but he looked at me with some embarrassment.

Anything else I can do for you? ”

“Well, actually, some of my companions and I came back together, and they decided to join the family of our League of Gentlemen, but it seemed that in order to be a member of the mercenary corps, according to the rules of the mercenary association, citizenship had to be acquired first. ”

There seems to be a limitation on this nationality, but who am I, the ancestor of the leader of this country, naturalization, that little thing, simple, just say hello to Kelly and them.

“Simple, small matter, isn't it nationality? Just take them to the newly established Ministry of Civil Affairs later, I will... Wait a minute. Nationality, not nationality? ”

All of a sudden, an unknown hunch made me discover something wrong.

“Great. Did you promise? ”

The cunning sad wind caught someone's loss of speech and Chen Shengyin shouted.

“Four, five, six, seven, everybody in! ”

Well, the wind and sand suddenly rose outside the city gate, as if thousands of armies were passing by, but the smoky visitors approached and found it to be just a few big ones.

“Desert Scorpion King? ”

A giant scorpion weighing more than 100 tons, although the individual is only about three people tall, that enormous weight causes the path it travels to crack, slowly approaching, while the earth is constantly cracking and closing.

“Four, be careful, don't smash the gate, we can't afford it. ”

Such a super warcraft in the earth element position is also a big man in the earth element position, how did the sad wind trick you!

On the back of the scorpion sits two shadows, the taller is a brown and yellow superior elf with strange glamorous light in his eyes and crystal and rock inserts on his skin.

“A high-end salon that can be transformed into a human form?

Like the posture of being a Super Elf, in a modern era where the Super Elves are nearly extinct, it has almost become the patent of an ancient dragon.

“Old Five, as I have said many times, when it can be perfectly transformed into human form, put on a cloak. ”

The dominance of this era is human, the dragons' human form naturally also consciously chose humans, only those antiques that lived in the last era will still maintain the noticeable high elf form, after all, in the ancient era only the high elves were the choice.

The other, already covered in a cloak, is at least three or four metres tall, covered in rock slag, and is obviously the top of an earthly element.

“Your Highness, that's Old Six. He doesn't speak very well. ”

Suddenly, the ground suddenly burst into a huge mass, and the ground swayed slightly, as if something was underground.

“Seven can't really talk...”

Well, it looks like this underground is a sand bug. Can you get away from the sand bug? And the ability to communicate? This is definitely not an ordinary sand worm. Is this a land lord to group tours?

“Tragic wind, what exactly are you going to do? How they left the earth's elements. ”

I would have had some troubles with these guys elsewhere, but this is St. Vincent the Sleepless, and who am I afraid of?

The sad wind smiled.

“In my ‘realm of true love' category, any life has the right to life. Whether it's ordinary life or elemental life, it can live in a paradise like a beautiful living environment. ”

“Realm? Sounds like an elephant world. No wonder... wait, don't you! No, it can't be! ”

The grieving wind closed its hands and nodded slightly. That light face was like seeing through an old monk who was worldly. The sun was spilled over that old leather coat. The golden one actually had a slight sense of sanctity of life and death.

“War has allowed people to grow up, to live and die in battle (soy sauce), to grind their will and flesh (haunt), and I have finally taken a step forward. My elephant world is not powerful, but it allows all intelligent life to survive. ”

The barbecue skewer in my hand fell directly on the floor, and the legend of less than a year went into the sacred order!

And what do you mean by that ability you've never heard of? After the legendary self-tape. Crowd beating, that's obviously cheating.

“Are you the hero or am I the hero? I've only been golden for nine lifetimes. You hit soy sauce and suddenly entered the sacred order. Coach, this is not the right story. The difference is too obvious. This game is not balanced at all. Is it the legendary masterpiece? No, I can't believe I gave my gold finger to someone else. Wen Qing can go to the street like this! ”

Yes, the wind in front of me. Ero, the undiminished sacred rank, and only the strong at this level have the right to live in equality before the Elemental Lord.

“Your Highness, the seven of our brothers are brothers with different family names, and now the brothers are in distress, I naturally cannot let them suffer the disaster they have been waiting for. I have heard that His Majesty's morality is very important, and his friends are all over the world, so I will take them with me to you without permission.....”

Between the three words, the context of the matter is clear. Our departure does not mean the restoration of tranquillity to the earth's elements. On the contrary, when the monarchs who suppressed the lords passed away, the powerful lords and the ancient nobles fought directly.

When the whole element is caught in the middle of a war, it's embarrassing for those lords who don't want to compete for the throne. They can't fight, they can't fight.

“You said you didn't want to be the god of the elements? How can you let us imagine that you won't come out to make up for the knife when we're half-dead? ”

Well, the truth of the question is that these elements of lord himself, who is not going to participate in the war now, are not afraid to guarantee that if the victor's throne is not far from his own, he will not be able to withstand it.

Undoubtedly, the best way to deal with it is to stay away from the battlefield and simply leave the surface, since there is no interest in victory, but it is clear that Elemental Lords cannot leave the earth's Elemental surface at will unless they want to gradually decline to death.

So, between the yin and the yang and the wrong, they found out that the Beast King hunter was able to create all the areas of life with the elephant world, and then the plot was simple.

“... so, seven of our brothers, are about to come to Your Highness. ”

“Why me? ”

“Because only you will not be biased against us, and more importantly, it will be an honor if you defeat Ermderoken yourself. ”

As pets of chaos, elemental beings are directly and irrevocably the law of the jungle. They may despise mortals with short lifespans, but from the weak to the powerful elemental beings, the respect of the strong in nature is more direct and intense.

And in their minds, defeating Roland of Ermdi Rocken in a one-on-one confrontation, if he is also an elemental creature, is undoubtedly the best candidate for a new God of Elements, and there is no shame in seeking refuge from such a powerful man.

I suddenly realized, after a little reflection, I decided to promise this good thing to come to my door.

“Yes, I happen to lack the manpower here, so I made up my mind and said yes. Sad wind, good job this time. I'll reward you later. By the way, if it's the Seven Brothers, are there two more? They didn't come? Oh, seven, is this really not a gourd? I'm sorry, I don't think you understand this joke, but it's a good idea. Poop, sad wind, you golden, unwieldy third. ”

Hearing my initial promise, the wind of sorrow was immediately overwhelmed.

“Well, although we don't know what a gourd is, our Seven Brothers have their own aliases, and since they are all above the sacred ranks, we decided to call them the Seven Saints together. ”

“Pfft? Seven Saints? Ha ha.”

Well, despite the twisted face I've been holding my breath, the sad wind shouted out of town.

“Sister, Second Brother, His Royal Highness said yes! ”

“People? ”

Well, the mountain in the distance suddenly moved, and the arms between the clouds waved, turns out the mountain was a very tall tower giant!

“... be good, it's a great day of the week. ”

“Second brother couldn't move, so he left him on the outside. As for the elder sister, you should have seen him a long time ago. ”

“Hello, Your Highness, I hope you haven't forgotten my wife. ”

I looked down, and the dull voice was a little familiar, as if I'd only heard it a while ago.

But when I saw who it was, I took a sip of cool air.

“Mother of all stones? Einslow the Great Plastician! Why are you here? ”

Rumor has it that the mother of the ugly element blushes and sneaks at the sad wind, then I realize.

”I get it! Please don't tell me anything! “