The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“There's only one truth! The real killer of Jack is you! His newlywed wife Ross! ”

I pointed out loudly at the little woman who was crying in the arms of her mother. The other villagers in the room were shocked and unbelievable. In their eyes, the couple had just been newly married. All day long, it was like glue and paint. The emotions were so good.

Jack was killed all of a sudden, and the saddest part was Ross, who had cried several times before, how could she have done it?

“Evidence is the cause of Jack's death. The knife wound on his neck is not a real fatal wound. Nor is the blue fingerprint on his neck. The face of Iron Green is the key. He was poisoned to death! The fingerprints on his neck were nothing but his desperate breathing action in despair. The holes in the doors and windows and the missing necklace were merely disguises to disguise the bandits entering the door. “

“Evidence? Evidence is the half a bottle of poison we found in your backyard. Ross, would you dare show me your tableware? There must be poison on it. Medicine residue, don't tell them all the plates have fallen! ”

Obviously, the logic of this reasoning is not very strict, but Ross is not an elite educated rich family, she is just a village aunt who has never seen the world before, suddenly I yelled at her, and swayed in front of her with a medicine bottle, and suddenly panicked and leaked the bottom.

“... I didn't mean to scare him, I just scared him, whoever told him to take my dowry to gamble, the house couldn't open the pot... whoops, who knew poison - rat - john would actually kill him. ”

Well, poor Mr. Jack's final cause of death was also figured out, and it turned out to be a must-have rat poison for killing.

“Even if I lose all my dowry, he... he cheats on me, he's still with the little Carl from the jewelry store next door. Hee-hee, Jack and Carl actually cheated on each other for three years, married me just to cover it up, so I let him never see him again. ”

Well, Carl seems to be a male name, looks like Jack has a special taste, but looking at Ross, who is crying and laughing, talking about the anger behind him but biting his teeth off, that smile with obvious hysterical nerves, while sighing at the amount of this information, I still have some other exclamations.

“It seems that for this comrade Jack, homosexuality is true love, heterosexuality is just instinct, how to fall in love with a different gender....... this is not, just less than three months after the heterosexuality died. ”

But for those of us who are just outsiders, that's enough. After that, teach the locals how to solve it, but I'm still very proud to be able to complete the search for the killer so quickly.

”Magic solved in two hours. From today on, please call me Detective Rollo! ”

“... and you say, who doesn't know that this woman is the murderer. You're wasting your time alone, searching everywhere for evidence, having so much fun. ”

Well, on the wooden table over there, the smaller cat thief is wriggling his head in disgust with the cat's ears, and the brown and yellow cat's tail is powerless to drool. Looks like the newcomer cat thief Heroise is still upset about her new identity and gear.

“Bullshit! I've seen over 300 episodes of Conan and Kaneda I, and I know at least 2,000 different methods of killing and motives, which you guys can easily see through. Huh, mortal wisdom. ”

“... you seem to have forgotten that I taught you the magic of the dead. The grievances of the dead are all on that woman. Even if you don't use soul tricks, his soul is still screaming in the room. It's obvious. Remember to perform a spiritual exorcism later, or there may be grievances. ”

You can still play like this? I was surprised when I grew up. I forgot this move. It seems that the detective profession in the magic world is not very confusing. The Necromancer must have investigated a homicide as a policeman. The robbery of a job is really fierce, but others also continue to attack my self-confidence as a detective.

“... the deceased's lips also smell of du medicine, and that woman has it. The flavour is very fresh, about two hours ago. ”

Big Druid with a bitter smile touched his nose, but I can see his seemingly plain face hidden pride. As Druid, who specializes in deformation, the power of what bear, the speed of the leopard, the dog's nose are all pediatrics in front of him. They play with the power of Aaron, the speed of the vulture, the sense of smell of the Phantom Wolf, this level of poisoning, a little sniffing is clear.

And when my eyes turned to Coruscant... I turned my head without saying anything, how could I not know that, as a judge specializing in judgment, a high-ranking priest of the god of law, the sinner was invisible to her, and it was estimated that even a lie detector or other kind of magic would solve all the problems.

“Your Highness, Little Feather told me that she saw the woman drugged. He and his wives deplore this heinous act. ”

Without mentioning that little feathers are sparrows, even sparrows can be driven back X these days. The grieving smile is really deceptive, but to me, only Arvin and Cohen in the team in front probably don't know the context of things. After all, they are useless gunpowder ashes..... flesh fighting profession.

“... do you think the lie in front of the dragon is valid?” This is Little Red with the knife.

“Your Highness, weekday training also includes this simple forensic investigation. Our Dark Elves have also done some research on du drug, which is probably clear from the moment we see the body. ”

Seeing me seems frustrating, always honest Arvin seems a little embarrassed, but he doesn't lie to fool me.

Instead of speaking, the little apprentice Cohen nodded in favour of my reasoning, but as a bitter farmer-born child, a strange knight with an intellectual value of more than twice as much as his strength, as soon as he walked in, he found only half a bottle of the pesticide left and saw these traces of horses.

But Master's face can't be withheld, and for me, this lame false look of amazement and overpowering nod approval is the most powerful knife, which makes me more groundless.

“Magic or something, that's disgusting! Turn directly to the back page of the detective novel and the play to see that the real culprit is the evil way, the famous detective never needs any magic! All we need is acute observation and imagination. Couldn't you use your testimony and leads as a logical reasoning to push the prisoner to the dead end step by step? ”

The surprise of “no magic magic magic magic, why bother?" made me more groundless. My reasoning was superfluous from beginning to end, so the impulse of tears became practical action.

“... hate this unscientific world the most! That's how a detective gets mixed up. You guys play detective games and watch the evil side of the offense! ”

Looking at Ross, who was taken away by the villagers, the mayor of the town, Bob finally let go, but no matter how chaotic the scene, the rare homicide in the town of Buga has been solved, so congratulations, as for the captain of the magician in the circle at the corner of the wall... cough, the profession of magician has always been special, this is probably some peculiar celebration ceremony, Bob is smart to pretend not to see.

“Goose rice tofu, the poor monk came from the middle earth to pray for the Buddha in the west, this is my three apprentices and riding, the dragon horse is the dragon head, he has just learned to walk on his own, during the rebellion period not to be ridden. The black-skinned elf is the sand monk of the three disciples, the hawk hook nose is the strong man is the pig enlightenment that turns the pig, the big apprentice... Heroise, monkey will you change? I X, bite me! ”

From the moment we first introduced ourselves, the old village chief felt that the noble Master Mage seemed to have been hit in the head by a meteorite and had a particularly large brain hole.

He said he didn't understand a thing. He didn't seem to have listened at all, but it seemed that people couldn't make faces. The crazier the magician, the more powerful the rumor was, the more obviously he had just been commissioned, in less than two hours, the case was solved.

It was strange that a homicide had always occurred in a quiet town, and commissioning a new adventurer to investigate the homicide also put him under a lot of pressure and sight. Especially the members of this adventure team were strange. The Orcs, Dragons, Pokémon, Druids, Humans all had it. It was strange and seemed unreliable.

But now that the facts prove his choice, the witnesses and exhibits are all available, the prisoner has also honestly told the truth, and naturally became enough iron case to explain to the villagers, he is also very pleased with his eyes, can't help but thank the members of the adventure group,

And by the time Roland recovers from his frustration, the fifteen silver coins earned in this case have been turned into today's sumptuous dinner and two weeks of hotel accommodation, albeit still not much, which is the biggest deposit in a month.

Unlike epic and legendary novels, the real adventure team is like this. Especially the average adventurer in the relatively peaceful Chinese Plains. Most of the time, in the running errands task of finding dogs for Charlie's family and sending love letters to Little Ledley, he is more of an adventurer than a group of temporarily employed hourly workers.

Some people become adventurers for a stimulating adventure, but in fact, the task of exterminating dragons is rare, the demands of strength are high, and the top adventurers with the ability to do this kind of task, even if they happen to encounter this super difficult task, consider whether the input and harvest are good value for money.

For the Kingdom of Lagos, which has been at peace for so many years, the country is already too peaceful, that is, the emergence of a group of goblins on the border is a major threat. Even the Royal Knights will grab some honor and military merit. The domestic adventurers will not be able to see it, and the mercenaries and adventurers who pursue it slightly will take into account other countries' livelihoods.

Of course, if in areas of constant war, where adventurers and mercenaries are even stronger than the army, growing up in battle with monsters every day, even taking up war tasks, from mercenary kings to real kings, there are several, it's completely different.

Commissions alone are clearly not enough, most of the income is still dependent on loot in the mission, not a small number of people hold sheep and eat their enemies and eat their employers, so the reputation of adventurers and mercenaries is not good, especially infamous newborn adventurers, and they are even less trustworthy models.

So most adventure groups will accumulate their own reputation and reputation. A little more sophisticated tasks will also require the rank and reputation of adventure groups, which not everyone can take.

Old Bob chose the infamous Silver Coin Adventure Group, just because the murders between farmers were doomed to have little oil and water, and the small commissions the town could give. The large mercenary group and senior adventurers couldn't see it at all, so let this group of young people try it out. It was unexpected that the case was solved all at once. It was also a surprise.

For me, choosing this small border town near the Bayer Empire is also the result of careful choices.

On one side of the mountain, the Eloin Mountains stretch for thousands of kilometres, every week mountaineers come out of the mountains to break into the world, and it is obviously a good overoccupation to be an adventurer who can feed himself, so it is relatively easy to verify the identity of adventurers here, it is not possible for veterans to go into the mountains to verify household registration, it is also common for hometown groups and so on, only not many adventurers choose to be in peaceful towns without oil and water.

For the Silver Coin Adventure Group, the new population flow represents a fake identity, the resident population is small and poorly managed, but can be a lot less troublesome. The silver coin team can grind together slightly in the town, adjust to imitate the accent of the local people, and it is also convenient to do business in the surrounding countries.

For me, that epic task was to be triggered by the tower in the cloud of the Mage's kingdom, obviously it was an important task node, but I didn't have the idea to go directly to the Bayer Empire to see the legendary Gate of the Dead, I was a little disturbed, in order to be able to make a more accurate judgment, it was very necessary to mix in and see for myself.

Originally intended to blend directly into the Bayer Empire, but that strictly into the official management mechanism for deformed adventurers and the registration mechanism for magicians was obviously a huge problem. If a dead king and Bayer were surrounded by the official, it would be a lot of fun, so I chose the curve to save the country.

The Kingdom of Lagos is not a powerful country, but because of the kinship of the two kingdoms and the good relationship with neighbouring Bayer, the two countries have a good deal of interaction with their nationals, and the town, although not prosperous, is not far from the main road leading to the Bayer Empire, official tolls and hotels are too expensive, and there are a number of senior passengers who want to rest in the houses and shops a little further away at a cheap price.

My idea is also simple. Since there are travelers, there is naturally no shortage of opportunities to recruit escorts. When you encounter a sufficiently stiff Bairfu dealer, find a suitable opportunity to properly show sufficient strength and mix it in.

The more powerful the front door is, the more obvious the element fluctuations once activated, the less concealment can be made, the less accurate it is, and if I follow the pedestrian circle, I will be able to achieve my desired scouting objectives.

“But it's boring enough to wait. I've already found Catherine next door six times. Otherwise, why don't you make a cat meat hot pot or send Heroise over and soothe the stupid bear kids who feed their cats bones and lollipops every day. ”

Now that things are going well in the North, and my time is running out, I'm enjoying some of the holidays.

Of course, because the ethnic composition of this adventure group is so disproven that it spends far more money than it earns, in the end, the adventure group is regarded by the villagers as a rich family-born second-class magician with bodyguards (storm eagle of the strong Han), concubines (elves) and pets (a cat girl continues to bite) in the middle of the drift, which is perfectly understandable.

And a few weeks later, when Xiaohong had already killed off the town's last drink, and all the tasks hanging out of the town had been brushed and brushed, the right opportunities and business had not met, but another agreed object came to the door by itself.

“Lilith? What are you doing here so soon, Emila? ”