The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The holy city of Istdi, one of the most famous cities on the entire continent, is famous for its long history and unique religious culture, and every day countless pilgrims come to this blessed capital of God.

Although cities are not large, the vast majority of citizens are clergy, with seven world-class cathedrals in smaller cities, hundreds of small and medium-sized churches in pieces and monuments of historical value.

And above this mountainous city, there is a famous step, the famous Sacred Ladder Pilgrimage Road, where pilgrims walk every moment, and there are countless beautiful sculptures beside it, including ancient heroes, historical figures, and many more, a strangely shaped mythical figure.

And more than 300 years ago, there was a maniac who, with his personal strength, turned this path of the holy miracle into a path of blood, and deviation was not punished by God, and then the path of pilgrimage became a path of blood... well, speaking of which, I'm afraid you all know where it is.

This is the headquarters of the Cathedral Church, the city where the Holy Light first descends, and where it all begins.

At the end of that prestigious white stone staircase, on the top of the hill, that seemingly shaky perilous complex is the headquarters of the Cathedral Church, which occupies the heart of the Half-Faith Church of Holy Light on the mainland, and can even be called the Basilica of Bain, the centre of power of the Ash mainland.

In the past, the pedestrians here moved forward high and slow, and the inhabitants of this place seemed naturally proud of their capital. Indeed, the competition between theocracy and secular power was never-ending. In this era, a powerful lord did not dare to offend a regional bishop.

A seemingly impoverished old priest on the road will be seen by a bishop tomorrow, become a member of an empire, the facts are more unreasonable than a novel, and a lot of this has happened, but today, everyone comes and hurries and speaks carefully, but they also sneak a peek around the holy light.

“No results yet? All the cardinals have been in there for so long..."

At around 3 a.m. today, the sanctuary at the door of the Bain Cathedral was struck. Within half an hour, all cardinal bishops and high-ranking members must be present on time. Although the bell was not an alarm for an emergency war, it was more than 20 years ago.

Obviously, something had happened, and even if nothing was apparent, many priests in private were still arguing, and the rumours were already flying down there when the senior citizens were busy in the various conference rooms.

“It can't be that thing in the north, anyway, the rumours spread and the reputation of the Cathedral Church was greatly affected. ”

“No way. The Oracle made sure they were allies. How dare His Holiness disobey the Oracle? ”

“What did you say it was? Something big is going to get all grown-ups to come to the table, just like it was 20 years ago before the Holy War in Casorn..."

Mujahideen is not good news for middle- and lower-level people like them, as the voices of talking priests are getting smaller and colder.

Perhaps the trophies and honors of the pillage will please the superiors, and the glory of Jihad will spare no effort for fanatics, but for ordinary churchmen, jihad also means countless deaths, and there will inevitably be mountains of corpses, perhaps not only of heresy, but also of one's own before endless gold and honor are reached.

“Coming out, coming out! ”

“Under the Pope's coronation! ”

Pope Kaloma I of the white robe just walked out of the church, the harmony of the past vanished without a trace, the face of the iron blue is undoubtedly the best proclamation, all the people in the square spontaneously kept silent, but the cardinal and high priests coming out of the fish behind have different faces, there is a full face of seriousness, there is anger full of old faces blushing, of course, there is no less to pretend to be serious, but in fact, the corner of the mouth is unconsciously raised.

In the view of mortals, the new Pope, Kaloma, who had only recently taken office, was already more than sixty years old and could be described as an old man with few days, but in fact the successive Popes, apart from dying of fate, could mostly complete two tenures of 20 years. As for where they all went, I'm afraid only the new Pope will know.

In the face of the people's questioning eyes, Kagma was obviously in a bad mood and had no intention of explaining the bullshit. He just tore up a golden scroll. The next moment, the skinny old man was transformed into a huge sacred fiction. His body was floating in the air, and the old man's low voice became thunderous. The next declaration, no one in the city could ignore it.

“The Bayer Empire Oros collaborated with the Dead Spirit Evil One to sacrifice the millions of people of Port Victoria, to the point of evil, and by judging and listening to God, in this generation God commands that Oros be judged. Morse Avery. Saint Milan is heretically evil, hereby cancel the word 'holy’ from his royal family and find himself heretically dissident! ”

The Pope took a deep breath, as if to squeeze out the last hesitation and then bite his lips, making the most important declaration word for word.

“Evil is all around us, and I, Kagma I, on behalf of the Pope, proclaim that jihad should be unleashed and that all those who believe in the Holy Light will fight for holy light and justice and become the dead enemy of Aaros' most evil allies. ”

Not many words, but those who heard them were foolish. The Bayer Empire was not a small country. The contradictory areas of the North were not really relevant. The Super Empire was the dominant force, while the Emperor of the Bayer Empire was ruled heretic, which, while he was still in power, equated the entire country with heresy.

It was true that the Bayer Empire did not catch cold with its holy light beliefs, but at least it maintained superficial respect. The expulsion of the Church of the Holy See did not mean that it stood on the hostile side, and at this point, if jihad were waged, it would amount to the death of all those who believed in the Holy Light.

Of course, in theory, in the face of such a huge thing as the Bayer Empire, no one would declare war casually without sufficient interest. Without the presence of the Church of the Holy See to organize a crusade, I fear the great powers would simply condemn it casually without two sentences.

And if there is a conflict of interest with it, such as the present State of the Mage, this can be done to justify a comprehensive declaration of war against Bayer.

And the worst fear is the other small countries around the Bayer Empire. If they are also part of the Holy Light camp, they will be forced to stand. If the corresponding Jihad call is chosen, the next day the troops of the Bayer Empire will come down to the city.

When the proclamation of the Episcopal Church is made, for whatever reason, and with the imminent opening of the Eternal Jihad, the nations of mankind are likely to wage an extremely brutal civil war, which most people undoubtedly do not want to see, but if Oros still stands with the Great Sovereign Emperors, it is likely to become a reality.

And if this war happens, even Port Victoria, which has become part of the face of death, is irrelevant, then the war between the super-Powers, I'm afraid, will overtake this event.

“... it's horrible, it's even more unacceptable than that jihad 20 years ago, when the super-Power was ruled heretical! Is there going to be a world war? ”

“How is it possible that the Church did not have to bear this civil war? This is not the height of the season more than 400 years ago. Nor will the super-Powers fight for the Church. ”

But some of them heard the Pope's words.

“Was Oros merely ruled heretical, nor was the time set for the formation of the Crusaders. ”

The land of Lan was ruled heretical by the whole country, but only by the emperor. Undoubtedly, as long as the emperor went down before the formation of the crusader army, the jihad, which was naturally aimed at the crusader of heresy, became unnecessary. Without the immediate determination of the time and builder of the crusader army, there was undoubtedly room for a time limit.

“I'm afraid it's also a means of differentiation, forcing the aristocracy of the Bayer Empire to invert the emperor's opposite, but it's really hard to say how much Oros can do in a situation in which he's hiding from the sky. ”

Two days later, when the news reached the Bayer Empire, even though the official channels controlled the public opinion in a timely manner, it caused a huge wave of wind, but unfortunately, Oros' emperor's throne remained steadfast and he dared to resist the light of his lord's murder 10 years ago, and all his power was in his hands, even if the ambitious remained there, what could he do?

But some things are difficult to hold down for a long time, and the number of hidden Holy Light followers in the Bayer Empire is high, I'm afraid the old emperor will have to be careful about his safety when he goes out.

What should the old emperor still do every day, eat, sleep, let the informed have to admire his psychological qualities, in the calm on the surface of the Bayer Empire, the most panicked is those high-ranking dead souls from the death scene.

“How could it react so violently, not at all as expected? ”

Perhaps the events in the north damaged the prestige of the Church of the Holy See and the Pope himself, so that he was anxious to recover it. Perhaps the tragedy in Port Victoria was too heartbreaking and the decision of the Pope was suddenly stiff, as if he was just beginning to play cards with two players. One of them did not hesitate to throw all the chips out of the Sokha duel and completely exceeded his opponent's expectations.

None of the cardinal bishops summoned expected the Pope to be so radical, not to mention the exotic visitors, whose “cooperation” with Oros had just begun, and most of the plans had not yet begun, triggering a fierce rebound across human society and the Church of the Gods.

In their expectations, the Pope at this time should look to the big picture and condemn it on the most likely side, sending scouts and diplomats to gather intelligence slowly, trying to make things smaller and smaller, instead of risking a super big civil war at the beginning, spelling you to death.

“Shit, is this pope crazy? We dug his ancestral tomb or something. ”

“No! Speed up all plans, or the Undead King will tear us apart! ”

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And as nations approached the first day of shock at the Pope's proclamation, we had reached the border between the two countries, ready to enter the country at leisure.

When Xiaohong slapped the provocative fool, the other party's mercenary gang boss took the shot and was photographed again. As a result, the two sides got deeper and deeper into contention and eventually formed a blood vendetta... Okay. All of these things are random, basically impossible to happen.

Mercenaries who go out to earn a living are not fools and dragonflies in the knight's novel. If they merely try, they create a great deal of resentment and cause people not to mess with, then this constantly causing mercenary regiment will not survive today.

Especially when the two major mercenary regiments are led by the commander, the situation has not been too dazzling, and it is simply outrageous.

“Cassandra of the Silver Class is slapping, and the Ranger is at least the Golden Class. ”

“... even Eagle Commander Jost slapped and even the Epic Divine Star Meteor Sword was captured empty-handed. Captain, is he a master of weapons, the Golden Class? You said that brunette had only a gold class? ”

“Legend? No, Captain Jost has also fought with legendary warriors, and he has not lost as badly, which means that the woman is at least a holy warrior. So young on the sacred steps, who the hell is that little master? ”

Young Master refers to the juvenile magician who drinks tea and chats as a whole. The profession relies on accumulated knowledge. Other professions can accelerate, and the magician's acceleration is basically unrealistic. In addition to indicating that he is very rich, the big magician's robe in blue light proves that he is confident in his safety.

Mercenaries are also not blind, and they have long found that this group of silver coin mercenaries is dominated by this overall idle young man, and that with the outstanding performance of other members of the group, rumours have emerged that a large noble brother of a country travels with dog legs and maids, wives and concubines.

Plus, the gossip is getting more and more true, Storm Eagle became a loyal butler, Cohen became a mischievous butler, Half Dragon became a joke clown, Lilith in a cloak was used as a bodyguard magician, two elves became elf slaves only raised by noble families, and as for Heroise... in some ways, she was really right, she was still a pet, just a different direction of use.

“Oops, this guy even stays in the carriage during the day and you're so wasted. Succubus, it's really enviable... it's irritating. ”

“The elves and cat girls are always in the car, just a few hours up, and the kid's not afraid of soft feet. ”

Cough, that sneer laugh is so obvious, but at last they still have a little brain, didn't count at least the sacred red red red, still used as a bodyguard, otherwise the "dragon people's majesty” attack, all these guys become coke for sure.

The arguments behind those deliberately silent voices were no secret before us, and the result was that two more tiger tooth marks were added to the head after they rolled all over the smile of the only dumb cat who was "guessed right”.

To be honest, no matter how silent the process is, at least two large mercenary regiments have reached a consensus - don't offend this young nobleman who travels, since he wants to play the game, he deserves to play all the way.

Prove strength, nature everything is good to say, I don't know if I can see tomorrow's sun's mercenary reality is very good, come out to fight for life, profit is more important than honor, before trouble is for face, this business has no face without gold, now calm down for Riko, continuing to cause trouble is obviously tantamount to death, and there is a strong “mercenary corps” regardless of thin commission, it is a good thing.

“It's just young people playing, don't be serious. And if you really offend a great nobleman, it's a problem. ”

Afterwards, the two heads of delegation came to apologize without saying, and a few senior officials often came to nag and pull relationships, but it seemed to me that the primary purpose was to figure out the bottom of our home and the way we came, and the smooth digging of people's corners was the core motive.

As for their actions, I don't hesitate to ignore them. I'm afraid the bastards in my crew will be safer if they get home bored.

But soon, I regret it. Don't look at Jost's kung fu. But he can't talk, and he's only too hard to pull us apart. It's embarrassing.

“Gaga, where were you last time, by the way, that joke you left behind? Why does the dead always build less than the rest of the race? You can't guess, Uncle told you. It's the bathroom! They didn't even eat, and the toilet at home must be set up. Ha-ha-ha. ”

“Star Meteor Sword” clearly looks like an uncle, but makes a cold joke that is not funny at all. None of us can laugh, and his other colleagues laugh twice, squeezing out a bit of laughter, kind of deal with the past.

“Isn't your captain a little out of his mind? Or the day before yesterday Xiaohong beat him silly. ”

Heroise filled her mouth with venom, but her words accidentally got the bitter smile and nod of everyone else in the regiment.

“Anything good about the leader is that humorous cells are a little strange. Anyway, we don't expect it to think. Let's laugh, or it won't stop. ”

It was a young magician from Gacadille who was also the staff of the mercenary regiment who whispered, but could only see his boss smile at his helplessness.

At the moment, it seemed to me that my jokes had not had the desired effect. At first glance, the new jokes of Cold Joke Master Jost had come out.

“Do you know where the ghost house is best suited to eat? Well, that must be the cleanest place in their house, 'cause it doesn't work at all. That's the toilet. Ha-ha-ha.”

Well, I don't know why he likes the toilet and the dead, but from the look on Lilith and Heroise's face, I knew this guy was guilty.

After all, both of them are dead spirits, and probably also have normal eating functions, most of them can use the bathroom... Should I say that if I don't die, I won't die?

It seemed to me that the audience was in a bad mood, and the guy shook his head and squeezed out another new joke.

“By the way, have you heard of the Dragon Slaughter Warrior and the Underground? Once upon a time, there was a stupid red dragon who ate too much..."

This time it was a long haired woman's turn to grind her teeth, listening to this cold joke, looking at the death emperor in front of me, I finally laughed.

“Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a fool who talked about dragon slaughter in front of the Dragon Nation, talking about indiscriminate yellow pieces in front of the Dead Spirit, and then... no more. ”

And while we were entering the Bayer Empire, the next day the Pope's declaration of war spread all over the world, and after repeated hesitations, the Lagos royal family, as devout followers of Holy Light, decided to respond to the Church's call to declare war with Bayer.

That is to say, a day later, when news reached the parties, the Empire of Bayer and the Kingdom of Lagos officially became belligerents.

And right now, just when we didn't know, we were in this Lagus merchant group, trying to get into the Bayer Empire for a fortune.

[System Tip: Rest assured, Death Emperor will always be your title. Friendship reminds you to go to the Temple of Destiny and change your course.