The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The city of La Carrera is the capital of the territory of Count Samur and, as a powerful nobleman in a place, his recent days have not been very good.

His territory does not have any specialties, all kinds of industries are also moderately underprivileged. In the eyes of the great master of the capital, it should be a typical poor countryside. The only thing to expect is that, as the first decent territory near the Kingdom of Lagos, the border trade is relatively prosperous, and at least 70% of the income in his county office is also expected to be taxed on the border trade.

Due to domestic political instability since last winter, Lagos customers who have recently chosen to come here have fallen wildly. This year's tax revenues seem problematic and the days have suddenly become difficult.

But it seems like it's been working lately, not only for Cindy, the big businessman, but also for Caroline A., the bright pearl of Heisler in the capital. Lord Milan, choosing to take a vacation here is a great political opportunity.

This is Lord Caroline, but the royal distant daughter, with the royal family name of Milan. Although she has no direct ties or inheritance rights to the throne, her father, the Duke of Harold, but even the princes have to give the honorable figures, as county chief, young and beautiful, quite intelligent name, plus the honorable name, Caroline has many aspirants in the kingdom.

Such a person chooses to come to his own territory, and Count Samuel is delighted, but he is also playing drums in his heart, afraid that he will inadvertently offend each other, then Lord Fun.

As a result, the Count invited the best cooks and theatre troupes in the Territory, hosted a grand welcome party at his residence, invited noblemen and communal gentlemen from surrounding counties and counties, as well as the Golden Master from the East, who even suffered some controversy.

In the eyes of the aristocrats, dealing with businessmen may be profitable, but it is definitely not the right place to put it on the table, after all, it is just "the business of the inferior. ”

And I, as an admirer of foreign golden lords, was very happy to attend the banquet.

Well, just having fun getting new information, definitely not having fun eating and drinking for free.

Well, I admit that this Bayer flavoured spicy soup noodle is very good for my taste. The new spring apple pie is very fresh and delicious. The spices on that string of barbecue meats are also in place. Aritone roasted chicken legs are super flavoured. Plus the pudding is delicious. The vintage of red wine is not low... I've faded out of the birds for rations all along the way. Anyway, I won't have a chance to see you again. Whatever you point out.

I drool, I swallow one bite, my countryman entered the city, whatever you want to say, face or whatever, fill your stomach first.

Those who were looking at the Grand Master's Robe and were going to come and talk about it, seeing how this hungry ghost had been impregnated, simply gave up, even Cindy shook her head and gave up her intention to introduce the nobles of the official, and since no one bothered me, I also enjoyed a rare and rich dinner, until the main character of the dinner attended, had to stop.

When the county mayor appeared outside the door, it caught everyone's attention.

Jewellery and jewellery, after all, is still a big family out of the capital, the temperament and the five officials are above the pass line, but when everyone politely dropped the glass in hand, in order not to attract too much attention, I could only do it, helplessly dropped the pudding cake in my mouth.

“Hey, what a big ranking. Look at that badge. Is it really a county lord? ”

Beauty or something, I've seen it a long time ago, don't say the county lord, the princess is worthless, but the followers behind her appearance surprised me - a vibrant witch.

Others probably can't tell the difference between a skeleton magician, a skeleton soldier, and a witch demon, but to me, the fire of a witch's soul is like a dark midnight light, at first glance.

“This is Lord Rex, who is also the minister of the kingdom who was ordered by the emperor to cruise the earth. He represents His Majesty's will. ”

Well, it looks like I accidentally crossed a fairy tale novel and made a parade minister out of witches? Am I crazy or is Oros crazy?

But the identity of the emperor's will agent is noble, introduced by a noble county chief, and the wind that has been heard before, even if it is short-sighted, the hairy boy knows what choices to make, not to mention the nobility of the places that roll on the political stage every day.

The applause and cheer continued, Lord Samuel took the lead in expressing his welcome, the noble lords' asses continued, and even a few well-known young women's social flowers habitually threw glances, and then found out that the situation was wrong, the witch seemed to stare at me with a 'you're teasing me' expression, hurriedly lowered her head to eliminate her presence.

And I, when I heard that the witch demon had become the messenger representing the monarchy, I was even surprised to almost choke on it, and drank two hundred-year-old omelettes of wine in a hurry.

Afterwards, I learned that this was part of the plan of the Great Sovereign Emperors. In order to completely devour Bayer, they lay it out in centuries. Now, it is time to harvest, and in order to consolidate their “authority”, the great nobility of the capital will cruise the various territories with high-order Sovereign Sovereign Sovereign, the establishment of authority is one of them.

“You see, even the metropolitan nobility admitted that high-ranking dead spirits are nobles among nobles, and what are you worried about?” It is presumably what they would have hoped for to eliminate, as far as possible, anthropogenic resistance to the upper realm of the dead and to avoid any accidents that might have occurred while the plan was under way.

But it is obviously limited, and it is possible to accommodate some of the nobles of the dead under His Majesty the Emperor, but if it is discovered that the upper realm of the kingdom has been ruled by the dead, I fear that the end of the country will come, and perhaps it is precisely the dissemination of this information that determines the Church of the Holy See's determination to “eradicate evil”.

But I'm afraid the dead spirits will feel at ease now, and then they will be exposed... when the dead emperors arrive, even if they are exposed.

If this “protagonist" appearance was only the first show of the night, then I implicitly guessed that the god of bad fortune would look at me again when the county lord, who had just come from the capital, whispered in the ears of Count Samuel and pointed at Cindy.

“Pope… heresy.” “Engage!” “Enemy…” “Seizure” “Wealth. ”

The legendary sensory ability of 20 o'clock makes my five senses superior to the acumen of mortals, and the naughty wind sends these words to my ears, and finally Samuel shows me how to choose them, from surprise to disbelief, to contemplation, to a joyful expression change.

“Damn, have fun. Maybe I should go to the temple of Fate to worship God. ”

But by now, it's too late.

“Somebody, take those traitors down! ”

It seems that Count Samuel has figured it out and has come to the conclusion that, in fact, there is no hesitation at all. Since the two countries have entered a state of war, they should not expect merchants to come and go within the foreseeable years, then it would be in a real and immediate interest to eat all the goods at hand first.

Reasons to eat the goods? What are you doing with the runners when the two countries are at war? Isn't that the obvious treachery? I have withheld all the goods. If you give me ransom, I will release you. If you don't give it, I will withhold it.

What if relations between the two countries are relaxed? There's no fear of moderation. Can these foreign businessmen retaliate? By then, new fat sheep will come to the door. If the other party goes on the road, the ransom will be sufficient, and it is not impossible to continue cooperating.

And at that moment, it wasn't just Samuel and Cindy who figured it all out, and the plot was as expected, and when the word "rape” came out, he pulled a scroll out of his sleeve without hesitation and tore it apart.

The random dimensional door of Wuhuan Olympic surgery, because it was so sudden, it was too fast to even intercept the witch demon, Cindy had been randomly transported within three kilometers around.

Looks like this is the base card he used to escape and is always ready to excite.

“My uncle Cindy, have you forgotten something? Don't bring such a pit teammate. ”

Dozens of eyes stared at me, the main character ran away, and this character of mine escalated automatically.

“Well, I said I wasn't with him, do you believe me? ”

“Arrest that guy! ”

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“Well, that's what happened. ”

“So you don't hesitate to bring in all the chasers? Aren't you a pit mate? ”

The dead cat, who had just hidden in the woods, yelled at me and looked at the loss of the souvenir that had just been collected, making her jump.

“Isn't it just a witch? Why don't you just kill him and run like this? ”

“... do you think a witch would be in more trouble after that? Besides, I'm just a golden class, singling out a bunch of mutineers and legendary witches, do you think that's possible? ”

“How dare you touch your conscience and say that? A witch. You can't handle it? ”

Legend is the weakest of witches, but from the strength of the magic fluctuations and the fire of the soul, the legend of witches Rex is the captain of legends, and is still the legend of water forcibly lifted by external forces.

Although after the legend, the wisdom of the dead is usually stronger than the human profession of the same class, just because I know the magic of the dead, ordinary legendary witches are really not difficult.

Especially the guy seems to be outside of the magic of the dead. He majors in cold ice magic. He also plays the big knife in front of Guan Guang Gong. There is no difficulty in cleaning up, but I don't touch him, but there are other considerations.

Most of our pursuits are also Lord's private soldiers. Most of them are black iron rookies. If we really want to kill back, everyone will go the same way, but I just want them to stop shocking the mercenary corps, but unfortunately, while I want to get along peacefully, the other side still seems unrelenting.

There was a tip from the colonists that all of them were enemies in this environment, and the pursuit of soldiers soon followed.

“Grab that wizard, or Lord will tear us apart. ”

“Bastard! Is that guy really a magician? How can you run so fast? ”

“Forget it, Sansan was hit by a stick of his staff and set in a wall. The guy definitely had cannibal blood. ”

“Go after it, the lord is so popular this time, if we lose it, none of us will be better off. ”

And when I heard the discussion behind me, I was already a little irritated and red-handed looking at me in amazement, and I seemed to be asking what I had done.

“Nothing was done but to take hostages and escape because they could not compete. Probably the lord felt disgraced in front of the county lord and couldn't hang on. ”

“... I don't think it's the right way to hijack it. First you should use a knife, not a chicken leg around the hostage's neck. Secondly, I found out that I was wrong, and I shouldn't have made a mistake. I ate the chicken leg, took the chicken bone, shouted ‘Don't come over, come over again, I'll poke him with the chicken bone. ’ ”

“The Earl who almost got stabbed by a chicken bone? I think he'd really rather be stabbed to death by you when the news gets out. ”

Having a compatible magic pet is really troublesome. Especially if she seizes the opportunity to remove the table for you. Do you think I don't want to use a dining knife? Who knows?

“By the way, not only that, but then he started arguing with each other, putting pudding... whoo! ”

I didn't hesitate to shove the last chicken leg of the stock into the mouth of the dead cat and finally it was quiet.

“… this may be an opportunity, if I am not mistaken in my estimation. Well, go round with the uncles first, and I'll have to recover my own moral damages. ”

“Don't change the subject! We're looking forward to the follow-up! How the hell did you get out of here with that chicken leg? ”

“Forget the chicken legs! ”

“The pudding? ”