The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When the first sun shined over the beam of the house, a new day had come and it was time to get up to bed, but Carolyn still buried her head under the pillow, seeming to be working hard when she shrunk her head and rely on the bed.

“Wake up, wake up, so annoying skeletons won't come to me. ”

Leaving aside that overripe makeup and light-hearted temperament, Caroline is always forgetful of her age and seems more mature because of the dignity of her birth and the high demands of everything.

But in fact, due to growing up in the Deep Palace compound, people are actually very simple, the interest is to read popular knight novels and sewing, to see fascinated places cry, and still stay up all night watching, totally no different from ordinary teenage girls.

As for social etiquette and chatter, thank you for your hard work as a private teacher. If you let it go, Carolyn would have rushed out like a female lead in a knight's novel.

But this time, as the Duchess' daughter, her father gave herself a difficult task.

“Carolyn, as you've heard, it's the emperor's will to strengthen the ties between the upper levels of the empire and the dead. This cruise with Rex the Witch was chosen as an opportunity to have a good relationship with the dead spirits, but don't make the local nobility look too ugly, the station is too early and the fame is not good. ”

Simply put, this is to ask him to be good, not to be too aggressive in front of the human aristocracy, but, as the eldest daughter of the aristocratic family, this level of social tasks is not much. Teachers have long taught various communication skills, but only when they really get along did they find themselves in a lot of trouble.

“... the city is said to be famous for its Alosi wines. You haven't eaten lunch yet? Why don't you wait and have a drink? ”

Well, even Caroline knows she's wrong when the fire of the soul in the skull burns quietly against you, but she's not that easy to give up.

“... I've heard that Maestro Caccaro's work is quite novel and even well received in the capital, and I've heard that he's going to be open here for a while (your clothes are too old for me to accompany you to buy clothes?

Rex the Witch looked at his grey robe, which seemed to have at least five common defensive magic enchanted on the old robe, extremely used, and has been with himself for more than 100 years old buddy, can there be a better Enchanter here to make a better product?

However, in the face of the invitation of women, always give a little face to the fellow travelers. I also feel that it is a good idea to take the opportunity to look at the Master of Enchantment of Humanity, and Rex is happy to accept the offer with a little hope.

But then the development was embarrassing, and in the busiest commercial streets of Anington City, the voice of the witch's dull soul shouted, "Nothing defensive except glow and self-contained cleaning? What a garbage enchant! And that material, not even spiritual and armor pads", when everyone looked at it with surprise, Caroline had to find a sew to chase it in.

Caroline still hasn't given up, so there's more to this.

“Did you hear about Aunt Aguilar? Interesting, she and her uncle.....”

Green soul fire is staring at him, chatting to witches and witches about gossip, the girl's brain hole is also small.

“… there is a charitable fundraiser the day after tomorrow, well, I get it, I'm leaving without interrupting your research, Master. ”

That has turned into a blue soul fire, which has explained everything, and even Rex has been tortured enough to send the witch to the orphanage to make a charitable donation? Is this a special event for Haunted Day? This is a cold joke.

Talking about relationships, not interested, but interested in how to turn living people into dead people.

Yellow pieces and gossip? Though in a sense this is truly a killer who breaks the knots and deadlocks, don't you think it's also a mockery for a spiritual demon with only bones left?

Talk about the international situation and religious beliefs? Are you sure you want to shout “For the Holy Light!" ”? Neither did the search for death. If you talk about the international situation… Rex's memory is still three centuries old, I'm afraid you'll have to start with what kind of country the Bayer Empire is.

As the ultimate evolution of home men, even if witches are classic villains in various legends, the plot is that a team broke into the old library of the Wizard Tower Laboratory in the ancient castle. It is the typical guardian of the BOSS, who will not die without death, which also explains the ultimate characteristics of witches from one side - they cannot go out and die in their homes.

In a sense, the young 17-year-old county owner is a rich and beautiful person (a very popular person with plenty of real life), expecting to communicate with the dead demons with the normal people, obviously some strong people are difficult.

Of course, it is not impossible to communicate. Just talk about witches and demons are interested. Research houses tend to become special talk, but witches and demons are interested... “Death Research Essentials", “How to roast squirrels with void energy? If you're a zombie, is the Minotaur heart better than the Tiger heart?” I'm afraid the girl won't learn anyway.

“We have to move forward, every day there is a new sun… a black history. ”

Carolyn added shame to her constant attempts. Until later, even Rex the Witch couldn't stand it. I'm afraid it won't take long, and she'll be beaten to the top, turning her into a zombie who can only count her fingers.

After last night's ghost night, she gained a lot more.

First I saw him shouting, "Ta-da!” Then he knocked the wizard's little magician with his staff, and then he hijacked the lord with his chicken legs, and pudding the face of the dead knight, creating a chaos to escape.

Caroline herself tried to maintain the situation and couldn't help but scold the fool who dared to laugh at the witch secretly, but when she returned to her room, she still laughed for half the night, and now she finally has to face reality.

“Sounds like witches live in compartments. They say their perceptions are sharp... Did I make another mistake without realizing it? I don't want to get up! ”

The only thing that reassures Carolyn a little is that she seems to be well-groomed, at least not so angry that she has the last death finger.

The sun has risen, I'm afraid to face today, or a demon whose face is damaged and falling into fury. If any more jokes are made, the blue and green soul fire will really explode.

“Hey, I really don't want to go. ”

But I'm afraid I can't go. My trip is full. After this stop, I'm about to go to the nearby Baron Matt's place. I have to discuss today's itinerary with the witch and leave as soon as possible.

But when Carolyn had finished her makeup and opened the door, she saw a scene that tested her mind.

In the corridor, the immortal Witch Lord was torn to pieces, and the little wizard he met yesterday, holding his skull, went into the holy silver and holy water, and then wanted to shake like a sieve, and then, with the Witch's hand bone, he stirred it in.

How did you know it was a witch? The witch's epic death tombstone robe was still on his body, and the familiar fire of the soul was almost extinguished.

“If you don't talk, I'll turn your head into a night pot, um, called Guldan... Rex's head! Are you scared? ”

“Bang!”

It must have been the wrong way to open the door. Caroline shut the door at once, halfway through the sound, and slowly pulled a stitch.

But when he just extended his head, he found Rex's skull's soul on fire and the blonde magician looking at him, seemingly remembering something, and the blonde magician suddenly laughed.

“It doesn't matter if you don't, we've got better people to ask. ”

Leaving Gurdo... Rex's head, the blonde grabbed a rib and laughed at himself.

“Don't close the door. You opened it the right way. Well, seriously, don't laugh! We're robbing! Don't look down on the thighbones of other witch brothers, I'll give you a touch of witch. ”

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“Don't worry, I'm not here to trouble you. I have a little plan that might help with the situation. ”

Time backwards to midnight, in Cindy's makeshift camp, when the young people in front of them said they had a way to fix it, not everyone believed it.

After all, the situation is now clear, and the Vicky Chamber of Commerce has surpassed its worst expectations by learning from intelligence sources that the two countries have entered a state of war.

“… the original thought was that if you encounter a lord who eats too hard for a kickback or hits the army of the Undead, then, with the help of a guard, as long as you can escape, there will be no problem. But now it is a war between the two countries...”

Since the moment the Kingdom of Lagos declared war on the Bayer Empire, the Lagos in Bayer have been in big trouble. Naturally, they have fallen into enemy countries. The world's enemies sound handsome, but I'm afraid it would not be a good thing for even street vendors and snotty little hairy children to regard you as their dead enemy.

And most troublesome is when the enemies you face are not unorganized bandits, but elite armies of a country, especially the border troops of powerful countries, then the borders alone become heavenly.

The map was randomly spread out, pointing to the point just south, which is the Asha Gorge we passed through and the largest customs clearance between the two countries, and, of course, the Hassleyan fortress of the Bayer Empire.

We made it easy to get through when we got here, and even hitched up with my doubtful black family, that is to say, with a little bribe, the Vicky Chamber of Commerce still had a good relationship with the guard, but if we went back... that would most likely be a cut off.

Close one eye during the week and take a little money to let the illegal businessmen go, and let the foreign merchants pass in time of war is entirely the opposite, the former is the fast diving rule of the Divine Society, the latter is mostly involved with the treason, after all, no one can guarantee the existence of spies and intelligence agents in this merchant team.

If we are still stupid enough to contact the guard officer, I'm afraid the first person to put us on the headstand is himself. After all, more gold is going to be enjoyed, and the first person to leave us alone is probably him.

“… it is absolutely impossible to go back, but so are most of the other borders leading to the 'enemy', and of course there are areas along the border that are not stationed, but most of them are heavenly or extremely dangerous areas, such as the Dream Forest, where black fairies are said to be, I'm sure you won't fool around to gamble once. No, with your configuration and strength, entering this super dangerous area is not even a wager, it is absolutely death. ”

Although no one has answered, I am mostly right in the light of this embarrassing silence, and in the light of the surprises and whispers that some people have had to hide.

“Well, the rest of the options are simple: just two, go past the borders of other countries, find a way back to Lagos, or simply squat in a mountain village forest to see if things change. And you, you can only choose the most negative of the latter. ”

Hearing this, Cindy couldn't hide her surprise. The emergency had just happened, she had just received information and had not made a final decision, but the other party had seen through.

“It's actually a good guess, very simple, that the former is more dangerous. If you are going to go to the borders of other countries, you are going to wander inside Bayer. When the Bayer Empire enters a state of war, you will surely increase your guard everywhere. If you wander in enemy countries without sufficient intelligence support, it is too risky. If you are blocked by an army, there is no chance of life. But if this road doesn't work, I'm afraid you won't be able to make it home in a short time. ”

Everyone saw that they were caught in a strange silence, but nobody wanted to bring it up.

“... but have you thought about it? Find a place to squat and see how things change. It seems safe, but it's actually the most dangerous. As a super empire, you have no control over your own land. Do you believe that? And the Bayer Empire is famous for its intelligence work. You can hide, but how long can you hide? The worst of all, I'm afraid this is when you still want to keep the goods, and you dare to escape with them? Do you think Lord Samuel will spare you this fat piece of meat? ”

Watching the crowd shake obviously, I naturally hit the iron while it was hot.

“No, absolutely not! As far as I know about greedy nobles, he would definitely jump up like a mad dog, swallow the cargo himself, and take our heads as rape rewards. And as things stand now, we don't even have to contact the upper levels of the empire to send professional spies, just follow the wheel stamp of the convoy. I don't know, they're already on their way. ”

I paused deliberately, not surprisingly, to see everyone staring at Cindy, where discontent and anger were no longer covered up.

As a businessman, he persisted in fleeing with goods, which had already made the mercenaries very dissatisfied, but the rich ones were not exhausted in the mountains, and the mercenaries could not resist the orders of their employers, ruining their reputation so easily accumulated.

But nobody is stupid, it's not hard to guess the details, it's too sudden, the time to change your mind is too short, it's just not well thought out, even if I don't bring it up, in a moment, someone will definitely figure it out.

There will certainly be a disagreement between the mercenaries and the merchants, whether the merchants eventually decide to drop the goods or the mercenaries eventually decide to help survive the gambling luck, there will certainly be a contradiction.

“… so I say, would you listen to me if I had a way to both successfully leave the Bayer Empire and keep the goods? ”

At the end of my recall, my successful compilation was successful, and after a little demonstration of strength, the mercenaries did not hesitate to follow my lead, and our first step was to eliminate the immediate threat and start a direct counterattack.

I'm afraid Samuel wouldn't have thought that the businessmen he chased all over the mountains in the first half of the night would be killed back in the second half of the night.

“Epic robe? Oops, you've added 'Iron Skin' and ‘Dimensional Gate', little witch, you're not strong enough and you're well equipped. ”

Try to wear a robe and adjust the time twisted ring on your fingers, from teenager to adult, from adult to old, from old to... after death!

Yes, the ring can only change the appearance of the body's age, which is intrinsically impossible, and I'm still a living person, but the appearance has turned into a dead bone, and then the rotten flesh has fallen, eventually turning into a moving dead bone.

I was slightly surprised, but it was the little girl who watched the live person turn into the dead person's horror film. Not only did she not pee her pants, but her face was excited, as if she was happy that she had finally made a big difference.

“Are you pretending to be Lord Rex? Is that the costume plot in the knight's novel" The Double Sided Man "? But without the fire of the soul and the magic of death, you can easily be torn apart. ”

“What a strange little girl. Come on, check it out. ”

Highly agglomerated spiritual forces were ignited in the orbit, and the fire of the green soul burned, while only the right hand of the dead bone struck a ringing finger, and countless skeletons appeared in the dark fog.

I laughed, surrounded by the power of death, but the cold ice fluctuations between my fingers were jumping, and the witches floating half-high in the air were growling silently, and my incarnation was more like the Great Witch than Rex himself.

“Too funny... Too bad, although I don't know how to do it, your makeup is perfect and you can definitely get over it. So what are you going to do next, threaten me to follow your lead and come to a big shock? First of all, I don't give in so easily, I don't care about corporal punishment or anything, but I give in as long as you threaten to be bad for my family. ”

I'm a little speechless. I mean, it's useless for you to use a sentence. Just two words of verbal threats is enough. I actually volunteered to tell you how to attack yourself. What kind of hostage are you?

“… rest assured, we have a better choice, from today on she is Caroline A., Milan. ”

Coming out of the shadows of a woman and the iconic light green hair of the Milanese royal family, looking at the shape of her face, it looks like Caroline herself!

“Even if you look like me, I can't. I have the royal treasure here. It was given to me by His Majesty the Emperor. Only the blood of the Milanese royal family can make it glow... Huh? It's brighter than when I had it! ”

The pearl necklace that was taken from the woman was shining brightly, as if it had met the true master's artifact, and Lilith. Milan carefully put the necklace back around his neck, and the pearl slowly diminished its glow.

“… I will never tell you what information you want without finishing the hijacking process and seducing me by force! ”

Lilith was full of evil when I was sure the woman was probably a little crazy. The bewildered and dangerous smile is even closer.

“Don't worry, you'll say...”

The slender finger has begun to unwrap Caroline's sleeves, while the red lips and tongue have touched each other's back neck and neck, while the other hand has slipped below the more dangerous.

“You, you, what are you doing!! It's nothing like in a novel. It's rude! You can change people...”

“Didn't I ask you? Ask your body… Well, it's nice, it's unexpected, it's a rarity encounter, my lord, although I don't care if you watch me eat or if you're interested in joining, don't you worry about Lord Heroise reporting to Lord Eliza? ”

Well, unfortunately for me, I almost asked if I could really join, and I was stared at by "you're in the way," and I knew that maybe this invitation was just a "joke.”

Unfortunately, I couldn't see the show anymore, but I had to leave with Rex's head, and the back was itchy and groaning. Song, I'm afraid it will be hard to forget.

“Humph, women have their own way of communicating, let's have some communication belonging to witches… such as soul torture, soul searching, psychological shock. ”