The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The sun is shining in the lobby, and the sumptuous breakfast is already full of long tables, while in the empty lobby only a pair of "couples” are eating.

Lord Samuel gave up his mansion directly for the sake of knocking up the great nobleman Caroline, and he and his family were temporarily put out to live, which also facilitated our movement.

“Black tea. ”

“Um, um, here. ”

“Cream bread over there, please. ”

“Sister, don't thank me, come on, open your mouth, ah... Let Caroline feed you. ”

By the end of my interrogation of Rex, it was breakfast time and I had just walked downstairs to the lobby and saw two green haired ladies feeding each other.

Find a chair to sit on, ring the bell to call the waiter, order the food, pour the wine, just wanted to enjoy the busy night before lifting the glass, but found the wine leaking out of the chin... Well, that waiter's expression of laughter and dare not laugh is disgusting.

“Come, sister, come to the lipstick bar. ”

Once again, the intimate feeding over there escalated. When the girl's red lip contained a sip of wine and crossed over to another red lip, when the tip of her tongue intersects, the silver tin drops dropped and turned into broken silver wire. The demon hand has reached under the table, and the plot seems to have progressed to the eighteenth prohibition.

“Ah…”

Clearly it was an aggressive attack, but in turn it was almost suffocating. The bad hands were still in turmoil. Half a minute later, Carolyn was paralyzed on the table with a reddish face, swan-like white skin full of strawberries, and whether there was any unbroken silver wire between silver teeth and red lips on the table.

And here, Lilith, the winner, looked at me with pride, and then she started a little tomato with a fork, bit herself in the half, and the rest stuffed into the mouth of this newly arrived captive, finishing a new round of feeding.

“… although the FFF group's purpose is that same-sex is precious, heterosexuality is only to reproduce future generations, why is it that looking at this pair, the fury of bears in my chest has turned into flames in my hands. In my shadow, countless black robes roar ‘burn, burn, burn! ’ ”

“OUCH!”

And just as I was going to turn my impulse into action, the pain in my phalanx brought back my attention, and the dead cat fruit lay there, retrieving the kitten teeth that made the sharp enchantment, enjoying the breakfast I had just called!

“Dead cat! - What are you doing? ”

“... don't look like a little virgin who hasn't tried it. Do you know how ugly it is? Okay, I'll fix it. Okay, even if you're an old virgin for over 300 years, don't act so obvious. It's really embarrassing. ”

The dead cat didn't understand the anger of our FFF regiment. As I stared at her with the flame of a bear, the dead cat turned into a mature blonde royal sister. She stretched her lazy waist like a cat and dared to throw a glance at me.

“Want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Peach would be more delicious. ”

The waterfall-like blonde hair has been laid on the ground, the phoenix is full of spring flowers and autumn moon intoxication, the full-bodied body is undoubtedly in stretch, obviously deliberately showing off the style, yet elegantly as if reading the ancient scroll of the sage, deserves to be honored as the most beautiful race of golden elves.

At that moment, both winds. Bone-jerking and graceful, the flattering scene is that the two women at the table are also shaken by it, well, the orientation of both women seems to have deviated.

As for me? Oh, dead cat! I told you, whoever talks about Princess Peach will be damned! I told you not to be taller than me, I covered the “head of Wu Yan X" and roared - “You are looking for your own death! ”

“… wait, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the style, it doesn't...”

The soul's covenant already knew what was about to happen, but the rest could not be said. After a while of twisting, there was only one pink wolf tooth stick left in place.

“Well, from today on, you are the legendary soldier Pink Furry Rabbit Sauce, and let my enemies endure the shame of being killed by Pink Furry Rabbit. ”

“You've changed. Dynamic. Yankee..."

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In a sense, Rex the Witch is also typical of studying as a nerd. Although not as naturally as Margaret put her soul box as a soul bottle in the middle of the room, carrying her life box with her is also a quirk.

“... the body must be in a position with the lifebox. I have just arrived in this position for less than half a month and haven't had time to find a safe storage area for the lifebox. I was going to find one on this trip...”

“Oh, that's why you became the head of Wu Yan X. ”

“It's Gurdan... Rex's head! No, it's not. It's my head! I'm still more creative and concealed. No one would have thought that the lifebox would actually look like a skull. I could just find a cemetery to bury my head in and put it on the head of the master of the tomb. It's just another head. It'll be done in 10 minutes. ”

“It's definitely been a long time since you've been in the lead, right? Or simply not to be a witch in this position. ”

I looked at him with pity, and if he did, 90% of the tragedy, 90% of the comedy, the comedy in the eyes of others.

“Well, my lord, how can you say that? Surely, I have become a witch in the cold. Is this not a concealed idea? ”

“It would be a good idea if you could stand the smell of bones a hundred and sixty years ago, but since the big sale of the legendary novel Grave Bandit, its protagonist has made his way to the legendary journey, eventually becoming the richest man in the country, and the burglary line has attracted countless participants, even the rules and the genre have been designated. After someone really digs up the ancient artifact, many strong people will join the industry regardless of their skin. A bad legendary magician obsessed with this industry invented underground magic object detection technique, many mad magicians will do part-time work...”

The soul fire of Rex's head in his waist kept shaking and seemed to have guessed what would happen if he did.

“… The Witch's Box of Life is a rare and priceless commodity, and in this magical glow equals more than legendary items. Well, at most half a month, your head will be dug out, either as an unknown miracle on a platoon, or as a curse sent to the church for purification, so congratulations on the birth of the dumbest, funniest witch of all time. ”

Watching Rex's head silence, but that shaking soul fire undoubtedly shows his fear, and my mood is much better, and the depression of being molested is swept away. When I am in a bad mood, I want to make others feel worse, look at others' bitter melon face, my mood will improve.

But even though I'm so tuned, there's no one around.

Should I say it's heartless? Despite the sudden events, my plan was well under way, and Emperor Bayer's line of ministers had been hijacked by us, and the night attack, in which only a few of us participated, was smooth and covert and unknown because no human being was willing to share a house with the dead at night.

The demon Rex was accompanied by only one Death Knight, a high-ranking hate as a guard, and the others were temporarily aroused by low-ranking dead spirits. The Death Knight first suffered a tragic failure that night, and then had a fierce collision with the "Black-haired Ranger” who rushed to the front when it was raided.

As a result? Cohen and Arvin spent half an hour putting that dispersed area together, but he still moved on to “The Headless Knight”... fragments.

Xiaohong's punch even partially changed some dragon type, the punch with the dragon tsunami, obviously no mercy plan, then the opponent's body was shattered without suspension, even it was difficult to put together.

And in the eyes, this is just a sign that after one night of being chased, Red accumulated a lot of stress (are you sure it wasn't because of your dark history?), but with the ancient dragon horn power, that unlucky guy is dead.

As for the abomination... Duke Jin Jin highly hated the stench and appearance of the corpse monster, he was left outside the lord's mansion guarding the door. When he received the master's order, he finally rushed back, he happened to be dismantled by Little Red, who hadn't hit him well, and the little sigh of dragon took away a stable.

And Caroline's human escorts were even simpler, and by our standards, a middle-aged knight with a barely golden class looked at it and it was freezing, and he and his rookie escorts didn't even find it, and by the time they were practicing in the morning as usual, it was all over.

But this is not a legendary underground world, where an aristocratic elder daughter with a gold-class “master” as a guardian is already amazing, because this trip was temporarily deployed.

As for security? The head of the finest mercenary regiment in the Kingdom of Lagos was also the Golden Class, not to mention the Golden Class Knight who had enough silver to sweep across the relatively secure Bayer Empire, and when I learned that these temporarily drawn guards and Caroline were merely employment relationships, I simply let Caroline disband them.

Just yesterday the captain of the Grand Knight drank a few more glasses under the enthusiastic persuasion of the local nobility, and when he saw that today the Duke seemed a little taller, he thought he had taken an eye for himself.

Or yesterday's alcohol level was actually a little high, and I laughed when I received my salary for three months, like a middle-aged man who got a year-end bonus, and I was happy to thank him.

And what followed was simple, although somewhat different from the original plan (for example, the speed and extent of a Duke's gold investment), well, it must be acknowledged that thanks to the remarkable “persuasion" of a female vampire, with the help of the efforts of the abductees, our plan was more successful than expected.

But even if Carolyn behaved obediently and strangely, I still couldn't trust her. How could a Duke's eldest daughter have succumbed so easily? If she reported to the authorities or asked for help from her lord, we would be in great trouble.

So we still had Caroline disguised by Lilith as originally planned, just that she had another pretty similar maid, and I was still disguised as Rex the Witch, and with the help of the Witch's head in my waist, I should be able to fake the truth, and to be more realistic, I even summoned my own guardian knight and hatred.

“Dad, Adam wants meat! ”

“Give me patience! By the way, that hateful piece of meat at the door can be filled out first, but don't let anyone see you eating. ”

In a sense, I was inspired by the hunter of the Beast King, who “carries many acres of land with him". If his mind can pretend to be human, my winter frozen earth may not be possible, but, tested, due to the rules of winter and cold, ordinary goods can easily be damaged, and probably no life can survive in that lifeless ice and snow.

But if biology doesn't work, the deceased shouldn't have any problems.

So, after the experiment was completely successful, I put a lot of low-order mortal ash in it, but such a powerful ability is a little wasteful if only with some cannon ash. Considering the trouble this trip might have, I still intend to grab some high-end combat power in it.

So I borrowed Adam from Silo, and it turned out to be an extra gift.

“Your Majesty, is this armor all sewn or glued? How can I wear it? ”

Like the other top spirits, King Dickus was human most of the time, with enough power to die, and it was easy to disguise a common death knight with the armor of a death knight.

But the problem now is that Xiaohong's hands are too harsh, and this armor has taken a lot of time to reassemble and obviously cannot be worn.

“Find a blacksmith to patch it up for yourself, or you might as well not fit in with a paperclip. You don't even know how much it took little Cohen to collect the pieces, so don't complain. Besides, you're the one complaining in there, trying to get some air. If I complain again, I'll throw you back and I'll change the others out. ”

Rumor has it that Dickus, known as the Battlefield Mad Dog, had a chill, and he was not worried about the cold in that ice world, let alone what he himself had said because he was bored and wanted to get some air, which was just an excuse.

“In fact, I am not bored at all. Understanding the rules of the world is very beneficial to me. It is Gloria who is so bored inside that she sings... ”

Well, I almost shed a tear of sympathy, considering that if she really changed, maybe she'd be happy to sing, then it's our turn.

I was also very speechless, I was obviously just asking for Adam, and then I hooked up with two other four-day kings, and it seemed like they were free enough (Reinhardt: Can you push me through all the work?

Of course, only dead spirits in a team are not possible. Soon, we will “happen to encounter” foreign businessmen outside the city, and then after the Yin and Yang mistakes, we will have new guards and servants, and businessmen will be given a permit to return to their homeland, thanks to the appreciation of the nobility of the capital, with the help of a great lord.

The rest is even simpler, just cruising according to plan, and then to a point of disagreement, the nature of the Caroline tour is so dramatic that it leads the witch Rex down to Port Victoria to see the sea.

Naturally, these arrangements will not be impeccable, but if we deal with them now, we should be long gone by the time everything is exposed, or as far away as we can go before we finally encounter an obstacle that we cannot afford to walk.

And as we walked out of the house of the Lord, who had just been robbed, and turned to the next noble land, I could barely help laughing as Samuel, who was still angry yesterday, bid Lilith farewell with a knife scar on his neck from a chicken bone.

“Gurdin... Rex, I don't know, there are more ridiculous ways to die in this world than yours. ”