The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Young man, I'm looking out for you, keep trying. ”

When the young Baron Matt welcomed us, the smile he tried to squeeze out was uncomfortable, as if a muscular ape were imitating a young girl's smile.

Well, the look of this Baron Matt has been revealed, and besides not having black hair, this guy is an upright muscular ape from beginning to end.

We spent only one night at Baron Matt's house, arranged exactly as scheduled by the Chin Dynasty Mission, but enough has been done, for example, to collect the black. Money, bribes, slapping bamboo bars.

There isn't much time, but the young Baron Matt is very upbeat. There's a token roll from the National Bank of Bayer, which has

Due to the strong centralization, gold trading within the Bayer Empire has gradually been replaced by more convenient credit notes, but this small gift is sufficient to buy a medium-sized estate with two stacks of the largest denominations, at least 56,000 gold coins.

“... you are insulting my professional ethics. ”

Despite this, my tone is very faint, and my eyes see other places. This is clear. It's obvious now - “Where is this enough? What are you, a beggar? ”

When Baron Matt bit his teeth, he remembered that although he already had the Count's territory, the last of his application cards for the promotion of the Count had been three years due to obstacles in the Presbyterian House.

Without the help of the Emperor, I'm afraid I'll be a baron for the rest of my life. In case anything happens, I'm afraid I won't even be able to preserve my land and inheritance rights for future generations.

Matt, who was once born of an adventurer, could be described as a hands-on starter, half-step legend, a famous warrior with strong hands around a hundred miles away, and he and his companions created a valuable family estate in his adventure to earn a territory as a pioneering knight, a classic saltfish turned over and made a stand.

Unfortunately, however, the nobles attached great importance to the deep-rooted traditions of descent and family, the title of Baron "Mud Legs” had not been removed from Matt, the title of Baron bought had not even inherited, the overly rich and vast territory had been remembered by the surrounding lords, the troubles had not ceased, and there had been no titles matching the territory, which had always been his hard wounds in the aristocratic system.

After Oros completed the reform of the nobility law, all titles above the Baron must be handled by the Noble Senate of the National Capital. Matt, who had no military merit, had no background, could not have passed the approval of the Count. Having seen the brutal war, he did not want to have a comfortable life and gambled his life, so he could only stay on the Baron for a long time.

He also asked scholars who understood the noble crest to know that his only expectation was to rely on a nobleman and a powerful faction who could speak in the country, but if those nobles could see him, he would not be ridiculed as a "mud leg”.

He was satisfied as a gentleman himself. By virtue of his outstanding personal strength and the heavy hammer in his hand, the nearby lord dared not do anything to himself, but his son was getting older. If he could not settle his inheritance rights before he reached adulthood, after his death, the territory would be taken back to the state. How could he be willing to work so hard to get here?

Today, however, we encountered the rare luck of a thousand years, the arrival of Rex, Minister of Chinchilla, and Carolyn, the Duchess of Chinchilla, which rekindled Baron Matt's ambition to become Count Matt.

He had already heard that the high-ranking dead spirit now spoke in front of the Emperor more useful than the Grand Duke, so long as the witch helped to say the last two words, his small matter in the eyes of the great nobleman would be solved at once.

At the moment, when I saw that Rex, the witch who was Minister of Qin Dynasty, was still feeling the pain when Matt got used to it for the first time. After all, this meant that he was going to bleed heavily, but more, but he was happy. At least this time he gave a gift to others to accept. This thing has a door.

“... how can I be so cheap that others would be happy to take my money. ”

Of course, this frustration and remorse will never show up. This joy needs to be buried in the heart. In order not to be slaughtered hard, Matt has heartache and anguish on his face, and even a few expressions of hesitation and regret.

But I laughed, this guy is a muscle stick from ash, can't even act, if you're really heartbroken or hesitant, why don't you just walk away, the muscles on your face are cramped, how fake is the disguised anger.

But I didn't mean to expose it, otherwise how can I get what I really want?

“... good faith is the most important thing. ”

If I thought about the silver epic hammer in Matt's waist, I laughed deeply. Now, don't pretend, Matt really became a bitter melon face.

[Epic Weapon: Indestructible Killer]

[Attack: 30—30]

[Special Effect 1 Dead Slaughter: There is a certain chance that the hit dead spirit will be directly extinguished.

[Special Effect 2 Holy Refuge: Summons a golden sacred domain to defend against evil invasion for 30 seconds. Forced invaders will suffer holy light damage at 5 o'clock per second]

[Effect 3, Effect 4: Because the user is not a warrior of the gods, it cannot be activated.

[There is a line of silver-tone distorted letters on the handle: this hammer once belonged to a true saint, and only a true saint can play the power of this hammer. System Tip: If there is a sword holy improper, do you want to be a hammer holy? Comrade Luo Daham.

From that bookshelf over there, I actually saw the entire Hardcover collection of Gravebearer's Tag and Eighteen Uses of Luoyang Shovel, and I knew how the strong man born of this civilian got this sacred hammer, and at that moment I was a little hesitant to keep this faithful book fan's signature in mind.

And when I saw the name of this hammer, I was determined to get it.

“... I call the indestructible, this hammer called the indestructible killer? It's so unlucky. I feel the world's bad intentions. Well, if you get it, you give it to Heroise, and these abilities work just fine. ”

As for whether Herois, who was once the body of the dead, would eat a bad stomach, it was out of the question from the beginning. At least that sword “pale justice” contained the power of holy light. Herois in the past could not say anything, just to see if she had become stronger after evolution. I also expect her to be able to continuously integrate evolution beyond the true artifact.

But all of a sudden, when I lifted up Laurie to chop people up, it seemed like some unnamed ghost animal, but when I remembered it was a 10,000-year-old pseudo-young girl, I was suddenly clear again.

“Shake it, mortal, pink fur rabbit sauce will add new features. Dead spirits, your doom is coming. Death is not shameful. Death in front of this artifact is a real disgrace. Well, put two more bows on the top of the stick, make a smiley face, and just put a plush toy pink rabbit on it! ”

I had to laugh when I remembered the embarrassment and frustration of the opponent being knocked to death by this thing. The voice of the witch's sharp soul echoed in the room, causing Matt's instinct to chill, while Heroise was dissatisfied first.

“... if you play like this, I dare to disarm you when you are fighting strong enemies. Big deal, I will put you naked in the mirror once, so that the reputation of the Ghost King can spread all over the place! ”

Well, when I think of the wolf toothpick I suddenly turn into a naked young girl, it still feels very... embarrassing, it looks like the dead cat is still out of tune. Teach, I temporarily dismissed this idea, and the first thing I need to do now is blackmail this good war hammer.

Having a soldier surrender his weapon, or a half-step legendary top soldier, seems difficult, but Matt is no longer a fighter five years ago, and his fighting spirit is shattered by peaceful and affluent everyday life, and his only hope is probably his territory and jazz, and.....

“Is this really why you're here? I told you why Minister Chinchilla and Duke Chinkin came to my remote territory. Looks like you can't keep the foundation without handing it over. ”

Matt had in fact long realized that the reputation of his spirit killer had been earned by this hammer, and when the spirit of death became one of the mainstream forces in the country, he would naturally attract a lot of unnamed hostility and cause trouble.

This is like having dragon slaughter series equipment in front of a giant dragon, wearing dragon leather armor, definitely pulling a weird ending with your face, immortality is not normal.

“Can't you hide? I don't know, it's good to hand it over now! At least show my attitude. ”

Finally, he looked at the boutique hammer in his waist and carefully placed it on the ground. Of course, the witch dared not touch the hammer, and the knight behind the witch picked up the heavy hammer immediately.

She couldn't help but touch the hammer, and just touching each other, the crystalline warhammer began to emit a silver glow, emitting an unnamed fighting halo, perhaps because she felt that the old master had really left her lonely for too long, looking forward to an early return to the battlefield.

“The Holy Knight? No, how can a knight who believes in the Holy Light come together with a witch, should be a holy samurai of some god? ”

Matt quickly put his doubts behind him, and most importantly, the witch was unhappy with his sincerity and was unable to obtain the title certificate at the moment.

In a sense, it was also the sadness of the late hero, who was able to come home with his bare hands, perhaps fearless as a teenager and a young man, but lost the courage to fight when he truly possessed a warm family and enough wealth.

If he was still at risk, the nobleman dared to rob his warhammer and the wealth in his bag, and a storm hammer would have gone up. As for the evil nobleman who embezzled the law and bullied the civilian population, he would have killed one by one, accidentally encountered the big one, and could have fought and run.

It's the legendary demon in front of you. If Matt himself was in full bloom, he would have dared to call on his comrades to kill the demon, but unfortunately, now he has to offer a bribe to the other party.

Sometimes life is so ironic, but by the time I grow up, I not only become a member of the aristocracy, but also offer my treasures, only to raise the titles of nobility that I did not see in the past, shade my wife and son.

Matt shook his head and threw all the extra ideas behind his head. It's impossible to miss this opportunity. Past bloodthirsty heroes tried to remember how corrupt businessmen who didn't know how to please others. Then, they tried to squeeze out a smile, and kneecaps without an arrow bent deep.

And I just laughed and ignored it, just to suggest that Arvin put away the hammer.

“... it would be best if you could understand, and if you die, I would refer you to become one of us. By the way, you know that Ms. Caroline is particularly fond of adventure stories, especially the adventurer's notes and hand-painted maps, and the treasures she's been looking for, and with these, it's not hard for the lady to talk to you. ”

The adventurer's diary is a symbol of the glory of the past, even if it is a record of past adventures, but since even the weapons that were the roots of life were sent out, what did these once glorious memorabilia count for? Soon, with a handwritten copy of a trolley and geographic information, I returned satisfied.

In fact, this information, especially the hand-painted map of a senior adventurer, was my goal, and that hammer was just knocked down by hand, and of course, if a real witch were here, the first thought of seeing this hammer would be to kill Matt directly.

The premature discharge of those accompanying us, while delaying the time to show our horses and feet, has also caused us to lose our guide. If the natural problems of following the established route are small, but meeting my goals is far from sufficient, no one can escape while still walking only the pipeline.

As a “competent” Miss Qianjin, Caroline, if she understands the geographic environment or carries a map with her, even if it's a ghost, in this era, maps and urban coordinates are military secrets, even drawing and reading maps are specialized talents, and it's basically difficult for the civilian population to obtain them.

But I know that there is a special profession that will find ways to get the most thorough maps, even without the passages and trails on the official maps, and will also mark the threat levels and precautions everywhere for ease of use.

Well, actually, there's no need to guess, that's naturally an unsettled career adventurer. When it comes to mobility, I'm afraid very few of them have a job comparable to that of a career. Without maps, without compasses, without intelligence support, even without adequate food and fresh water, they venture out, which is not adventure, but death.

Personal adventure notes and atlases for senior adventurers are more detailed than any official source of information, and I want to get one anyway for the escape path I may encounter in the future at the time of the pursuit.

Incidentally, their adventurer logs have completely different points of preference due to the diversity of each adventurer, such as a dragon's log, which is basically a delicious food and drink travel journal, and a timetable and map of new food and wine harvests everywhere, which is definitely a treasure pursued by alcoholics.

For some special reasons, my personal travel log is basically a stream of water that deliberately reduces emotional factors. Although informative, it is boring and makes people want to sleep when they see it.

The Goblin Adventurer's Log is perfectly capable of serving as a local trader's guide. The Orc Adventurer's Log is full of kill fights, Adam... how can a muscle stick have a head log?

Though Matt was also a muscle stick in front of him, it seemed that his wife and adventurer companion was very careful, the journal was very detailed, and there were a lot of stories about legend and history, just what I needed to add urgently.

Of course, I didn't deceive this old, honest former adventurer, at least I didn't give a word of commitment, I just accepted a gift, he misunderstood himself completely... Well, seeing as he was so upbeat, I did talk to Caroline casually, and she could write a note about it, so long as she could go back to Emperor by then, it was just... the fact that I was still a little unsure that I was watching this trend, and she probably ran off with Lilith.

And when I caught a sharp fortune, while I was still plotting for the future route, the dead cat suddenly came to me, which was still rarely seen as serious.

“Roland, there's something you need to see. It was a lot of fun, to say the least, than you did back then. ”

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In one of Baron Matt's backyards, where there was a lot of empty space and a lot of grain piled up, what Heroise was trying to show me was grain everywhere.

The golden wheat was still frosty in the winter, and it was cool to the touch, and in my eyes, it didn't make a difference.

“What's the matter? There's nothing wrong with that. ”

“Didn't you find something wrong with the cereal you ate during this time? There was a particular sweetness, which I thought was the special smell created by the soil and water here, so I came to look at the grain situation, and the result was.....”

I opened the treasure, ripped the ear open, held a grain in front of me, slowly chewed it into my mouth, finely tasted it...

“... does have a bit of a sweet taste, but it's a little familiar, like, like...”

I can't remember it even though it's in my mouth.

“Tears of Casolan? ”

“Mmm! That's the smell..... wait, Casolan tears! That's the best touch of death magic! ”

Heroised into humans, the golden grain twisted in the hands, turned into fine powder, then purified with a series of instruments, added to the auxiliary medicine, stirred, fused, and finally left at the bottom of the bottle were some grey-black solvents.

And she handed it to me, and I drank it all, and I felt the power of death slightly excited in my body, and I came to the conclusion.

“No mistake, it's the smell of Casolan tears, and the magic drain of those skeletons during the day is all made up for. This bottle of Casolan's blessing is at least a fine grade of medicine. The quality of this Casolan tear is quite high. ”

The tears of Casolan are themselves non-toxic and harmless, but the medicine made mainly of them is the blessing of Casolan, the Death Mage's favorite. It is a good medicine to restore the magic of death, and it can gradually change the physical condition of the drinker and enhance his ability to control the magic of the Death, which is a favorite of the Death Mage.

Pure Casolan tears have long been banned from the Cathedral Church, and it is difficult to cultivate them. If all of this food is contaminated by them, it is absolutely impossible to be accidental, and between implicit and implicit, I seem to see the existence of an astonishing conspiracy.

Perhaps the tears of Casolan are not poisonous per se, but as the best touch of the magic of the dead, many of the great spells and curses are indispensable for its existence, and I definitely don't believe that the conspirators will give so much Casolan, just to improve the taste of grain.

“Are all the food here contaminated? Goddamn it, that spirit magician is so crazy? What's he gonna do? ”

Heroise shook her head.

“As I've already asked, all this food has just been collected from the surrounding fields, and no one has come into contact along the way except the farmers, who just entered the warehouse yesterday...”

“How is that possible, wait, is it the source...”

I'm surprised and unbelievable, and if it's true, I'm afraid it's too big.

“Yes, I asked, these grain seeds are good seeds from the Emperor, the average harvest is two layers higher than it used to be, and they are all over the country, and many people have eaten them for over a decade. ”

Even eating ten years of Casolan tears, that man's affinity for the magic of the dead reaches that level, are they going to mass produce the magician of the dead, no, there is another possibility, this is a tip circulated among the top magicians of the dead.

Heroise obviously guessed that possibility, but hesitated, after all, to conclude that it was too crazy.

“... you should know that the chances of a dying magician who eats Casolan tears for a long time are more than tripled when he dies to become an intelligent high-end creature. ”

“That one of mine goes! That lunatic did something like that. ”

“... the Undead King is said to be all crazy, I didn't believe it before, I believe it now. ”

The plot only mentioned the rapid fall of the Bayer Empire into the Dead Spirit Natural Disaster. I had no idea that there were so many bends in it. If the Dead Spirit Natural Disaster were activated here, the whole of the Bayer Empire would become a place of the Dead Spirit, which is how crazy it would be to do this.

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