The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“If life is a game, it's a shitty game that can't be sold. ——by Roland. ”

“If Ash World is a game, it's definitely going to kill the super shit in the family of designers! Or by Roland. ”

The world is not balanced at all. Life is full of hardships. Any effort can change your destiny. Such a convenient life exists only in knight novels or soup.

The legendary heroic legend is popular because his experience is amazing and eye-catching. It's a myriad of coincidences and strange encounters, and “love is the winner” in soup... Theoretically speaking, you can't win without spelling. It probably saves factors such as objective conditions, congenital conditions, personal background, direction and manner of effort, steps to achieve goals, 90-90 losers, and so on.

Well, that's basically nothing left. There's probably only one name left and the result after success. If you're in a good mood, you can fix everything, then the convenient rules of the world are unacceptable.

There is no fairness in this world. Even if the dragons of the golden bloodline sleep all day long, they can easily crush ordinary human gold in adulthood. Even if ordinary humans strive to explode, they cannot beat the same level of Orc warriors. The physical advantages of Orc warriors are obvious, their fighting instincts are excellent, and progress is generally easier than that of humans.

It's all human, isn't it? At least there's not much of a gap between them, is there? But actually, quite the contrary, the gap between the same people is even greater.

The knowledge and funds needed to become a magician are definitely not borne by an ordinary wealthy businessman. If you are very talented... In fact, it doesn't make any difference. Genius is growing fast and needs more resources per unit of time. If you are a genius, you still need magic knowledge, magic materials and magic books. Even if you have the remainder, the great magicians themselves are not enough. Even if you have left, you can give it to your family and friends. Why give it to you as an outsider?

Genius? As long as the population is large enough, the most indispensable things in the world are geniuses and weirdoes, so unless you are lucky enough to be accepted as a closed disciple by a rich master, or a prince or nobleman of a country, young magicians are basically miserable on their way to school, and the rookie stage ventures to earn tuition money, not knowing how much hangs up.

Margaret was the most obvious example of that time. Civilians were born at risk for quite some time, and the money she earned was not enough to study it. So she grew up with the experience of robbery, theft, fraud, etc. I was... Well, let's not mention Emila and Heroise.

Even demigods like Emila have headaches for research money, let alone ordinary magicians, whose ability to make money is directly proportional to their magic level and equipment.

This is the case with wizards who need money. Should warriors and other professions be better? On the contrary, the occupations that require physical exercise are more demanding for birth. People are best able to grow up for so many years (ages 9-16). If you miss that golden time and don't have a solid foundation, you should not expect to be able to advance in this life.

Poverty and wealth, massive physical exercise must be supplemented by adequate nutrition. If progress is to be fast, nutrients and so on cannot be spared. Precious medicines can be used when breaking through bottlenecks. Nor can these be afforded by civilians. Although warriors and their derivative occupations are the most numerous, the rate of ingredients seems to be the lowest, and the vast majority of people do not have to want to advance in their lives.

In a world where force represents status, that is, basic swordsmanship is not accessible to civilians, practicing swordsmanship is more likely to encounter bottlenecks, accidentally walking the wrong way is a big trouble, famous master points and inheritance are indispensable, famous men and nobles have their own swordsmanship inheritance, in the legendary stories of heroes, it is not even surprising that there is an old white beard swordsman or something in the ring, suddenly it is not appreciated by a certain headmaster or something, it is not the patent of a certain world.

If Adam hadn't met Rollo in those days, no matter how talented he was, how hard he practiced his sword, hanging out was the city guard with the arrow in his knees, although cruel, that was the truth, and that's why Roland said that the world was an absolutely shitty game.

Other professions are similar, and perhaps a little stronger is the priesthood, which attaches the utmost importance to devotion and fidelity, as well as the appetite for God and his teachings.

Pastors tend to serve in the church from an early age. You don't have to think of it all your life. The faithful servant of the true God will die. The threshold of entry for the Holy Knight is low, but the requirements for the face are slightly higher. The training and supply are systematic after that, but in the future... Well, don't repeat it. The rest of the knight is miserable enough not to have to sprinkle salt on the wound.

Oh, and by the way, there's a low career threshold, and then there's employment, and that's -- Druid... Well, you're welcome to the son of ambition with a wooden wand (Druid can't use a metal weapon) in his hide, and he won't even use the money in the future, which is that sometimes it's dangerous to work, and it's easy to be put on a wanted list, but if you sleep in the wild every day, you don't have to worry about mortgages or anything, and there's animal partners and deformation, and even car loans can be saved.

Taken together, the most quickly and well provincial profession came out, well, as you should all have guessed, as a testimony to the Republic of the TaRepublic, which is the Sovereign Mage.

With one of the most basic textbooks, coupled with free laboratory equipment, all of them can be self-taught without capping, with additional benefits such as converting to immortal witches. Except that they will be hunted down by the Church of the Holy See, the practice of walking will become increasingly inhuman, there are no flaws.

Cough, I think I missed it. Let's get down to business. Speaking of which, everyone should understand why it's not easy.

Everyone loves legendary stories and expects to have the name of the protagonist in the legendary stories. All the way to strange encounters, strength is constantly rising in adventure, but the problem is that the protagonist's life is very few, mediocre is the vast majority, that story will be attractive.

Divine warriors who do not want, brilliant swordsmanship who do not want, precious magic knowledge who do not want, but just do not encounter, that is why they are called “strange” encounters, to be enthusiastic by the world.

Perhaps some ultimately prefer mediocrity because their qualifications and efforts can only reach that point, but others are trapped in mediocrity, but that's all that matters.

I'm sorry I missed one chance in my life? Wouldn't you like to spend the rest of your life alone? Want to go one step further? Yes, as long as you succeed in signing the covenant God, be a brave man fighting for your side!

I can imagine what those unwilling people, those still ambitious ambitions, would do when that exchange list appeared on the bulletin boards in the big cities.

Your martial arts skills aren't good? Missed the golden time of practice? Look at the medulla washing holy water left over from the time of the troll. After drinking it, make sure that you don't learn martial arts in the barbarian chief or the royal family of animals. Kiss, just a thousand justice points.

No famous master pointers and powerful combat skills? Honey, you're so lucky. This is Dragon 18 and Gandalf Wand. It's only 100 points! Just a hundred! Want to learn magic? The Dragon Spell is like a hundred points!

What? It's been ten years since you've been stuck at the top of the silver class. Try this Spirit Fountain. It's a little expensive to break through the bottleneck in three months, just by counting 10,000 points, but think about it, a golden master, a master! From now on, the nobleman will bow his head when he sees you. It will be worth it for the rest of his life!

Are you a legendary man already? There's no need? Sweetheart, the legendary Sword Saint still holds a fine weapon and calls it no need? There's the bow of the Sun God, the fist of Zeus, the double knife of chaos, it's all epic equipment. Oh, what, I've never heard of it, of course I haven't heard of it. It's only custom-made. The bow of the Sun God comes in 13 models, the better, the more expensive, the better. Look, this is the legendary Apollo 13! You can really shoot down the sun.

What, you can't even see it, you want the artifact? No problem, find Benny, the craftsman god, to customize it. Want a long trite to make a long trite, a short stick to make a short stick, a hundred thousand subtleties, eleven thousand legendary weapons, one thousand epic soldiers, only a hundred excellent! Cheap.

Stick to the artifact? Fine, if you bring an artifact grade material to kill a demigod-grade demon emperor or something, you should be able to pop out one or two pieces, bring them over and we will help you process them for free, not the artifact to compensate you.

Can't fight? Then there's no way. Otherwise, let me have two million justice points first. I'll see if the boss wants to ship it.

Past, come and see, the imitation of the subordinate demon king Pei's sword is only 100,000 points, accompanied by a set of frost armor, an evil cold cape, you are more like the evil big BOSS than the demon king.

A 100-year companionship contract with an adult dragon is only $99,000. It's cheaper than artifacts. What? What is this? Does the Dragon Knight know? Just grab this!

Even if you're a demigod, here's what you want! Divine soldiers, inheritance, you've seen it all, and if you want to be a true god, there is no shortage of divinity and priesthood. The only way to get this is to kill God. Are you sure you can handle this? But here we have Rose's legacy of a god, some of the gods in the Ayer system, would you like to try it?

If you don't want to be a god, there are also research notes from the demigod powerful and the Lord of the Face, which is the most fundamental mystery.

Sorry, these things are not for sale. You first have to prove your value and loyalty before we can consider them. Of course, enough points are part of the consideration. Keep the justice points first for a year.

There are more treasures than the Dragon's Nest, that is, the treasure trove of the gods. This time Ayyah and his companions are kind of immune. Looking at the list of treasures that are full of eyes, all kinds of treasures that have long been extinct in the Ash world, I'm afraid even the demigods will take the initiative to serve them.

And of course, true gods will get a lot of rewards for that, which will be complicated to explain, but I'm afraid that if this program succeeds, at least two of our five medium gods will have to come out, which is the greatest reward.

The news spreads quickly, and in the mercenary system is common, Ash, for a large number of ordinary fighters, this is just another long-term contract of employment, which is that the reward for hiring is high, the hirer is only a god, they are not sensitive to the cat between the true gods, so how can they reject this curiosity for everyone?

“The 100,000 wristwheels tested are gone in a day? Do you want to add new items? Don't add on the bright side, replenish 10,000 privately, throw me all the black market, a minimum of 10,000 gold coins! By the way, the tested wristwheel is now booked and costs 1,000! Returns not accepted yet! ”