The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Due to the strength of the material I threw out one day, the speech was a success and attracted countless eyeballs, the next day, my BIP headquarters had countless applicants, instantly becoming the top organization in the cloud tower... that's obviously impossible!

Reality tends to evolve to the exact opposite of expectations, even though advertisements have been flying, perhaps the magician has been cautious as usual, or perhaps the notoriety of the past is simply too impressive, and yesterday afternoon's enrollment remains nil.

Instead, there's an extra proactive, unpopular, extra proactive supervisor.....

“I'll keep an eye on you! ”

Don't get me wrong, this is not a confession, but a police yell at the suspect for justice, and she decides to do whatever it takes to bring the perpetrators to justice.

As a result, the few BIP members actually have an extra resident supervisor. This is the treatment of more than a thousand large organizations. We cannot refuse the permanent presence of the discipline inspectors sent by our headquarters.

And now the magician organizes the BIP..... well, I know it's awkward, well, all the industries under this organization are in this thorny garden shop, so she's free to check the accounts every day..... how can that be!

As a qualified businessman aiming at pursuing interests (which is destined to be less legal), you have to start at least three books, one paying taxes for people to look at, one for yourself to see, and one for people who can't make it, and take out the bailout car.

Under the laws of the Mage's country, the Mage's country can draw one tenth of the tax on any domestic transaction. This tax can be quite insignificant, and is generally carefully avoided in private transactions, and our fake accounts are doing very well, but.....

“What, she took the factory manifest, checked the inventory, checked the quantity not in the warehouse, and then sold it? This is completely inconsistent with the most basic tax rules! ”

“Do you think it's legal to make false accounts? ”

“Of course, are there traders in the world who don't make false accounts?! ”

“... at least the royal merchants don't have to do it. ”

Heroise thought halfway through her long life, and eventually remembered that the merchant did not make false accounts. Finally, she hesitated to share her memories. At least when she was a princess, the royal merchants seemed to be honest.

“That's because they don't have to pay taxes at all! Taxes will also go into their bags to subsidize! ”

My roar echoes in the room. Whether it's the world, state-owned enterprises and official backgrounds are a good way to make money. The advantages in tax and finance, credit, etc. are definitely not comparable to those of independent and reincarnated private enterprises.

But that's not the point...

“Twelve products not on the tax return list, at least 400 transactions not on the ledger record, less than a week, tax evasion more than 50,000 gold coins, fake accounts are seamless, only the paper is not broken, I suspect it was born in the commercial world. ”

I saw the amount of 52,452 gold coins on that form, and the expected fine of over 20,000. My heart is bleeding. It's all my sweat money.

“Hmm, is this turning around and bragging about your ability to inspect? ”

This is the world's leading counterfeit account technology. Unfortunately, it was still torn through. I knew she would go crazy to check the warehouse. I counted points all day. I should have turned my face over long ago and kept her out of the door.

“No, I'm telling the truth, your bill is simple, but I'm afraid your math skills are far beyond the standard of a regular magician, and I doubt you're a professional counterfeiter. That's why I have to use unconventional methods to spot your problem. ”

“... that is, not because ‘you have a problem, I'll look you up’, but 'because you must have a problem, so I'm going to look you up anyway’, you know, you've violated one of the most basic rules of conduct of a law enforcer - the presumption of innocence! ”

Even if the other party's face is full of confusion, it doesn't seem to know that, although I'm not very involved, seeing the law-enforcers here is such a mess, the unnamed discomfort still makes me look up.

“Knock! ”

And what surprised me was that Shirley tore up the tax checklist, tore it up and sprinkled it instantly. The next moment, the floor was filled with shredded paper.

“I didn't mean to threaten you, I just wanted to ask you one thing. Please answer me honestly. ”

“... what is it? ”

Now that I've spent the whole day busy catching my painful feet, it's definitely not a small matter to ask, but it's urgent.....

“Why are you still standing still? Destroy the evidence and reload the warehouse! Also, disrupt the order of loading, restart the ledger, and get me caught, the fine will be deducted from your wages. ”

Well, first avoid being caught with the same painful feet next time, first deal with the aftermath, and then Shelly's contemptuous eyes are ignored, then.....

“If you ask so sincerely, I'll listen to you. ”

After half a day of hesitation, Shirley bit her teeth and finally asked her out.

“Are you my own grandfather? ”

“Pfft!”

The tea in the mouth of the spectator turned into a fountain. Even the dead cat knocked over her milk pot. I was scared to death. Where are we going?

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As a result of the amazing explosion of a female magician, everyone backed up for a while and waited ten minutes to clear the room, and in the process, my mind was blank.

“That I go, is that the alimony they're looking for? Or blackmailed? Suddenly he screams at his father with his legs hugged? I didn't participate in any elections. This is not right. I don't even have a wife. Why did I jump out of another granddaughter? ”

Shelley Allan, human (at least in appearance), golden class, unknown age, wild magician born, specializing in prophecy and grammar, if you look only at the information, there is no special background, came to this magician's city as a silver class magician, should be a typical self-reliance magician.

I don't think a woman like her would need to be a "paternal thief" to pull a relationship with something like this. Instead, when she asked that, she had a disgusting look on her face like she was saying, "How could my loved one be this person?" and it's still refreshing to remember.

Soon, her explanation was even harder to forgive.

If, according to her place of birth, she was a Bayer, but was actually born an orphan, taught magic talent by a giant dragon, and later became an adventurer in Bayer, and during the time of the official magician of Oros, a large number of adventures were forcibly compiled, and she eventually chose to leave.

“..... Bayer's official magician seems to have been more than 20 years ago, so Ms Shirley already has at least four... ahhh! ”

It's my disciple, it's just acute. I immediately found the point that I also care about, and I said it first, but it seems that Shelly also acted quickly. That foot is right on the other side of the ankle, quickly and severely combined, it seems painful, makes one wonder if she is still a part-time martial arts monk.

After looking at his mouth, he was trampled on the tip of his toe and screamed bad luck Cohen, I was glad I slowed my mouth, and then sighed that the kid was still not skilled enough. Even if I had doubts, I couldn't say it in person. Isn't that a death?

“The fact that the female magician is also a woman, the subject of age, I have never talked to Heroise or Emila, it is a suicide attempt. By the way, Emila should still be three digits, if it's the Princess of the Elf Empire, is it five digits, poof, that's old enough..... ahhh, that hurts! Dead cat, don't catch it! Damn, I'm dead! I forgot to turn off the psychological link! ”

This time it wasn't always a tear with a punching nature. The claws were metallized. Heroise had no mercy in the lower mouth. She felt a spicy pain in the nose. She looked in the mirror at the eight more claw blood marks on her face, and the dead cat still persevering on her head. It was time for me to seriously consider how to meet someone tomorrow, or it was time to make a cathide pocket.

“... was raised by that three-headed dragon when I understood, and she taught me everything, but never told me who it was and if there were any relatives left. ”

Seems to have lost his idle patience, Shelly talks straight about her past.

“Triple Dragon? Raising you? It's almost epic. You're so lucky. ”

“Do you believe that? I later told people that they didn't believe it, that there were three dragons in the world, that I just saw them in my dreams. Evenly is there. In a way, she's my mother! ”

The name I just saw a while ago made my instincts converge with unexpected attitudes and fortunes, and the cold air rising from the back of the spine made me uncomfortable. The feeling of being called unfortunate is always unusual. This time, I'm afraid there's really trouble.

“I am a destiny maker.....”

Shelly just said it, everyone in the neighborhood instinctively took a step backwards, and the grinning sherry shook her head helplessly, and seemed to be accustomed to this treatment, which was not that the bastards under me were too timid, but that the reputation of the profession was a little scary.

The encounter with the Astronomical Tower has proved that this thing is completely unreliable, that changing fate will only suffer greater misfortune, is the basic rule revealed to mortals by the God of Destiny, but as a magician who is not afraid of heaven, how can he succumb to destiny, so this extraordinary advanced profession should be born.

As a high-ranking profession above the golden class, its requirements for advancement are essentially zero. Well, as long as a magician reaches the silver peak, he can progress, but the rate of progress success..... There has always been a saying that this advanced profession is not without requirements, it has chosen those who can advance from the beginning. However, it is impossible for those who are not selected to progress successfully, and there is no need for additional requirements at all.

This profession is rare in no more than ten people across the continent and is naturally regarded as the pet of Catilo, the god of destiny.

Destiny weavers are not powerful combat occupations and do not contribute in any way to law enforcement, but have two basic abilities, the first is to see through the future and past of an object, and the other is to change the fate of its future.

But since changing fate can only get worse, and even if fate weavers use their abilities out of kindness, such as trying to change someone's imminent fate, it can only make it worse, the profession has another nickname - the Summoner of Bad Fate.

In a way, this profession really depends on who's unlucky, who's staring who's pregnant... who's even more unlucky and harsh.

“Our abilities are not as amazing as the legend says, and prophetic abilities are not as amazing as they used to be, and even if I were to use Fate Watch, I would probably be able to see what was about to happen in a single minute, rather than predict. And our ‘line of destiny' capability can only have negative consequences, so we generally don't use it. ”

I have also done some research on prophecy and fate magic (although nothing was gained). I still know the basics. Stargazers are often tripped by the stones beneath their feet. The more difficult it is to predict what is relevant to them, the harder it is for this profession to mess with, but it is accepted that it is definitely not as chicken ribs as she said. After all, Ain, the second ‘Mischief’ in the Natural Disaster List, is the most famous weaver of fate in the world.

And after Catilo, the god of destiny, used that divine curse to turn his divine power into a Skynet covering the entire surface, the line of destiny should have become a mess, and prophetic spells should not be used, perhaps we can rest assured.

“... direct prophetic spells are no longer available, perhaps we are indeed the pets of the God of Destiny. Today we can actually use the power of destiny on the net of divine power. My power is much stronger than before. Although it is still difficult to predict living beings, it is simple to summon bad fortune for them. Anyway, it is enough to change the line of destiny. ”

Well, this time, even I tried to pull my leg off and ran away.

“The gift of Catilo is the patronage of the god of destiny to us, who can allow us to cross all limits and ask him directly an answer, but only once in his life. ”

After a pause, her tone was a bit strange, her expression on my face was unnatural, and she finally had more expectations in her eyes.

“When I was most confused, I used this gift, 'Where is my loved one’, and he told me, 'The Tower of the Cloud awaits the Lord of the Night’. Your Highness, are you my grandfather? ”

“No, I'm your father! ”

And then everyone looked silly, I just wanted to laugh, but the sudden gathering of black in front of me reminded me of the identity of the person in front of me, it seemed like I was playing off?

“... don't be serious, it's just a joke, this one's an infarct! A funny stalk! Have you ever seen Star Wars? Highly recommended! Wonderful, I especially like that line. ”

Well, the death bite of a dead cat and the nearly choked to death by cold water for three days in a row made me realize that some jokes are still impossible.