The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Esso is absolutely insane! ”

“I agree! ”

“Attachment! ”

My words are shared by my peers, and our background is a grunting iron ball...

“What an old-fashioned institutional trap, he must still be an antique from the last century. ”

Defamation, running fast, finally found a dimpled corner, hiding inside for the ball to pass through.

Why don't you break it? He's meow, it's a fine gold coated Vajra! Don't say it's broken, as long as it's rubbed down, it's probably like being hit by a train head... what's a train head? Well, in other words, the magic world was hit in the head by a +12 siege hammer, and even if you're as strong as you are, there's probably only a little bit of dry or strong film left.

“He's definitely a dark change of heart. The magician will turn his house into a place of special pit people. ”

I tried to drag down the dead cat that was still biting on my head as I was being chased by the iron ball, while biting my teeth to say the curse.

“He deserves no one to love him. This is no magician's tower, it's a whole tournament. ”

When we first came in, the first three floors of our entry went smoothly, but walking backwards made it even stranger.

“Please interpret the calculation formula in dragon in 20 seconds and arrive at the correct number. Time will exceed to start the organ…. ”

Nothing more than a six-digit number is computational cryptographic interpretation. The magician's demands for logical thinking and knowledge reserves are high and understandable, and we have more demon professor Heroise on our side. The problem with this level is no less than ours!

“… after getting the answer to the set of numbers, please sing out the orgasm of the third act of the opera 'Ah, Beautiful Sun’, repeat three times, no more than 3 tremors allowed, no more than 2 errors allowed. ”

“I go, Eso. An opera enthusiast? Can't you stop being such a punk? ”

“… 17,16…"

In a sense, Tallinn is also a division of the magician, which is a malicious synthetic sound, as if someone was waiting to see the noise, it is very unpleasant.

“… 34294204242, sing! Didn't you get his legacy?

Heroise dismissed the answer quickly, but when she rushed me to sing it, I could see that the anxiety was all disguised, but the corner of her eyes was waiting for the pleasure of watching the show.

“… isn't magical inheritance a musical inheritance? You're counting on me to sing your sister! ”

“How did you know my sister was a big singer? ”

We haven't talked about it yet, and Tallinn, the host, is back.

“... 13, 1, 0! ”

“Counted in the middle? Will you stop being such a pussy? ”

My vomiting with the dead cat was not over, and the malicious Tallinn came out again.

“Are you complaining about the count in the middle? The shortest record of success so far is five minutes and 30 seconds, which means you can't even sing for two minutes! ”

Well, at least the designer knew the question was too difficult, or he was going to answer it at all, but after we didn't finish the chatter, the machine triggered and then it just poured out of the cold water, but then it got worse.

“... a three-legged ballet dance for two? Do you have to jump on a bamboo pole? Tie the cat to the boots? ”

“... three shameful things to cry out sympathetically? Don't say three. I found 30. What, live in a little theater? Dream on, you start the machine. ”

“... Beautiful women's clothes? Restricted to men? Never mind. Come on. What is this? ”

“… a multilingual coil password? Let me do it. I don't care if it's ancient elf or dragon or dwarf! Thirty-two dialects, mixed coils, jade blossoms, pickles? Fuck! Fuck!

As we continue our journey, we also firmly believe - in any case, we must dismantle this Tallinn!

“By the way, is it such a hassle to enter the Mage Tower under normal circumstances? ”

“No, normality is either a pattern of annihilation for intruders or a pattern of visits by friends, obviously what strange mechanisms we trigger. ”

Everyone looked at me and seemed to recall the keywords they had read when they came in.

“Oh, that string of characters started the Mage Tower Inheritance Test... Dead Cat, don't bite!! ”

Well, my garlic didn't succeed, everyone cast a "it's your fault” look at me, and Dead Cat's recent bird bite has become more and more proficient.

“Well, it's a rare opportunity, if there's a password, to get the tower completely. ”

I thought it would be a magical knowledge, skill test, plus a little heart test. We have Heroise and I, it should be basically no difficulty, but no one expected that the test would be so “difficult”.

And now that there is the possibility of taking down this tower, I can't help but attack by breaking and breaking and breaking, and I can only play with it slowly.

“It's probably a test of strain or something, but since it's an inheritor test, it's not all that annoying. After examining the ‘intellectual’ aspect, there should be a test 'force’...”

In the future, the room in front was wide open, and two three-metre-tall steel magic statues were buzzing, and behind them, the fire element pool was also activated, from which a single fire element creature came out.

In the eyes of my companions, well, I'd better shut up.

“… to test your concentration, please sing ‘My Sun’ and fight, otherwise it will be an infinitely refreshing element of fire. ”

“You're fuckin 'done. I'm gonna tear you down. ”

“… threaten examiners and make it more difficult to test. And I have a name, and my former owner named me" Meteor. "”

From the sudden opening of the other two doors and the subsequent elemental creatures, this apparently malicious Tallinn meteor does not seem to be satisfied with our answer.

Tallinn, the research crystal of magicians in artificial souls, is often the most trusted object of the magician in his own tower of magicians, that is, the butler is also a research assistant, even releasing the auxiliary soul of the great magic, and even some magicians cultivate Tallinn as their own children and disciples, and the quality of Tallinn is directly related to the effect of this tower of magicians.

And from my past experience with contacts, the vast majority of Tallinns are like stubborn artificial responders, with only one action per password. The more sophisticated Tallinns are humanized, and if they have a Tallinn of self and character, they are definitely top notch.

This Tallinn called Meteor is obviously a very elegant Tallinn, and it seems to be quite active... Well, it should be said that it is a lot of bad fun, watching the noise we play, and it actually pumps up.

“… must be reset. ”

Suddenly, I seem to understand why it's getting harder and harder for us to go. Since we have the highest Tallinn of our own personality, we curse its "biological father" as we move forward, naturally making it want to kill us.

“Looks like I accidentally died again. ”

Take a deep breath and pull the dead cat off your head again with your bare hands. As soon as you tremble, there is an extra dark magic sword on your right hand.

“FORTHELICHKING! ”

Calling out the most spectacular battle call, the dark sword cast a dark shadow, but the sword's body is a little thin and icy, and the sword has been activated.

There are countless shadows floating on the ground, the whole room turned into ghosts, countless shadows shaped on the walls, even the fearless elemental creatures instinctual hind legs, this is not magic, it is just a cry when the sword sheaths, this is a threat attached to the top weapon... but how does this image make me look like the opposite character.

“Holy shit, Heroise, you upgraded again? Is it sad about the transition cream? ”

“… what is the sorrow of frost? Isn't my alias Cold and Ice Disaster? Did you find another sword behind my back? ”

The biggest sadness of my life is probably puking. No one understands, and it's like hearing a husband say a dream to reveal his lover's name, discovering that his husband had an affair with his grieving wife. What do you mean, after awakening the pet cat consciousness, Heroise, are you really going to awaken yourself as a weapon?

“You didn't do it! Cut the crap, it's coming. ”

Elemental life and judging the strength and weakness of the opponent's instincts, the two large steel demons in front of them are pure killing machines, they are not intelligent, one password and one action at a time, but they also represent the will to fight until they are completely turned into parts.

“Boo!”

The sword wielded and the iron fist hit each other hard, I expected the iron cut as mud did not happen, on the contrary, the huge force directly knocked me off, strong anti-seismic sensation from the right hand tiger's mouth all over the body, I hurried back two steps and stomped on the ground to release the force, so I barely stood steady, almost became a rolling gourd or rookie's sign off sword.

“How is that possible? Can't I be any worse than a dragon right now? ”

“... look, that arm, dead rich man! ”

Under the skin touched by the sword is the dark gold color characteristic of fine gold. This is an unprecedented metallic statue. Now even Heroise is going to curse the loser and the rich man.

The statue is the most commonly used guard of the magicians. It is not difficult to manufacture low-level statues, just to assemble some “parts” into an individual, and then activate them with magical force, so that the low-level artificial soul within them can act, but whether the statue is difficult depends mainly on its “parts” material.

The flesh and blood demons are famously weak, but the simple materials of manufacturing industry are fun. They are one of the favorites of the Sovereign Mages. Once they do it, they can make a pile. If their individual strength is weak, they can make up for it with quantity. If they want quality, they can also consider making the flesh and blood demons merge with each other and turn into supermassive demons.

The stone demon statue is slightly stronger, but the clay demon statue has the advantage of not being afraid of physical harm. Their kind of sand demon statue is also a natural enemy of a physical profession like a warrior.

Stone statues and flesh statues are conveniently produced cannon ash. Metal statues are the main warriors. Because the statues are activated bodies, that is, those materials are their flesh. If the flesh is strong and dense, the natural statues become strong.

Iron and steel figurines are perfect fighters who are very difficult to wrap around. Powerful, responsive, diamond steel bone, immune mind magic are the tags of this best guard. Mages tend to add little things to their masterpieces, such as exciting lightning, fireballs, darkness, fuel injection, poison fog, etc.

And even without those fatal little organs, the body of the metallic statues that incorporate magic metals will be stronger, and the strength will rise in geometry, and, of course, it will rise at the same time, at a cost.

Metallic statues require blacksmiths to build them with the best materials. Activating the most demonic metal enchants can drain a top archmage for at least a few months. A common steel statue is all over ten thousand gold coins. Premium statues are not for sale.

It is said that during the ancient Pokémon Empire, the Golden Pokémon royal family had a secret silver magic statue as a guardian. It is almost inevitable. The natural enemies of the authentic magician are also regarded as symbols of the “dead rich man”. At this time, what we see in front of us is even more excessive, so that the Princess of the Golden Pokémon will curse the "dead rich man”...

“I X, Jingjin! It's a golden statue! He's a rich man! ”

A layer of fine gold coating on the weapon can multiply the price of the weapon by a hundred and ten times, but at the same time, it must be at least tripled in weight. This ultra-high density metal has no other properties, and the hardness alone is arrogant. Of course, in the eyes of some people, this hardness has almost never worn this level.

Precision gold is expensive, super expensive, expensive at least a hundred times the weight of gold. When I think of the two statues in front of me are actually made of fine gold, apart from lamenting the good quality of the floor, I didn't let this at least a dozen tons of guys fall off, and I have to curse them in the heart.

“Pfft, dead rich man, sell these two guys, I can rebuild a magician's tower. ”

But I can lament that the more emotionless the statue will not stop. The higher the quality, the more powerful the statue will be. The three meters taller the fine gold statue will probably only be small in the statue family, but that brute force can strike off the dragon. The "little man" gives him a high degree of flexibility and speed, and the magic mark under his feet even gives him a second acceleration. Although the appearance of black paint is not eye-catching, it is definitely the deadliest big killer.

“Humph, Amanda I and II are the most proud creatures of the last tower owner. Don't beat them, never get our approval. ”

Tallinn Meteor catches it and falls to the bottom of the hole, but surrounded by this statue, left to right, my situation is really bad, and I regret once again that Adam broke my tower (or at least the tower of the future!), didn't invite that gold shield to help.

“Bells! ”

Four arms and four legs, the iron fist waved down like a storm, I was beaten to the ground defense, Heroise incarnate's sword cold and cold disaster has already caused a large crack, and the reaction of the sword body passed has put my feet in the floor.

The attack of the statue is so simple and brutal, it's just pure power and speed, punching and kicking, like a child fighting, no aesthetics, but the punching and kicking of the golden statue makes me feel like the whole world is shaking.

“I'm breaking up! With calamity, frozen gas! The permafrost works too slowly! ”

Indeed, regardless of the fact that the opponent's anti-high knife gun does not fit in, the anti-high vision technique is useless, but as long as it is the product of this world, it can be pulled into its absolute zero degree state and trapped in an eternal freeze.

“No!”

“Don't think about secrecy at this time, Ace will be used on the blade! ”

“Never! ”

“… why? ”

“If the frozen gas of disaster freezes, I can't thaw it, so two gold mountains can't sell money! ”

“... assholes who want money and die! If you want to die, don't drag me! ”