The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“… I can serve you, but you have to pay the equal price for loyalty, and if you can agree to a request, perhaps it will be easier for us to agree. ”

The vague words did not give a reply, but from the look of the stone mother peeking into the sad wind, the shame of the pregnant girl on her cheek filled with gray stone fragments, everything is self-evident.

In a sense, the ability of the sad wind truly transcends the myth of so-called dot-stone gold, which really makes the stone statue move for it.

When I came down from the battlefield, when I learned of the tragic winds of war, even I was lost.

“… this is impossible! Just a cannon to tame a war beast who accepted Titan's divine power? What a joke, that thing is at least semi-decendant, and there are Titan constraints, how can you say that rebellion is treason! ”

But sometimes, some people and some things are just so unreasonable, facts are better than eloquence, practice is better than theory, you think it's frightening, it can only indicate that you don't know the context of things... well, to put it bluntly, nobody knows what the sad wind has done or wants to know at all.

But watching this “strange man” who can even make the stone earth elements so appealing to him is making a scene with that gorgeous beast lion, which is that I feel a little bad too.

“From a different perspective, it is not just an ancient princess who was domesticated on the other side, but also acquired a dowry and a large number of subordinates, and his personal strength is soaring in battle. On the battlefield, he tamed the strong man who could easily crush himself with his mouth cannon. The journey was smooth... Isn't this a proper YY novel protagonist template? Sad wind, you can change the style of painting to become the main character of the knight novel. ”

“… in fact, novels are being sold with his own history and legend, with a full picture of the details, and the main buyer is not only a man, but also a number of deep-brother grievances. I've seen it, it's really great. ”

The words of Heroise make my whole life bad, how is that possible, how can someone buy this vulgar thing! Besides, that guy can read! And write books!

“… the Half Dragon is also an intelligent creature, careful that others accuse you of racial discrimination. ”

“It is never possible, just because there is a sad wind, it is impossible to pass the review, this kind of thing that prevents the weather is simply impossible to print and publish! No merchant would dare take such a list! ”

“To be honest, he has a good pen and good writing. After looking at that, I checked it out and discovered that the world of beasts had such a story...”

“Heroise! Don't go the wrong way! ”

Curiosity about certain taboo areas is often the beginning of the misguided path. If changing the sexual orientation of normal people is called “bending" and directing normal people to the beast, what exactly should it be called? Is there a new word to be born because of the sad wind, can you stop the sad wind?

“Oh, you want to go there. Don't worry, I'm normal. The recent Knight novel is not a cute novel that adds some animal features to the female character. Since people can be beastified, they can also be beastified naturally. Relationships between men and women in the tragic Hunter Chronicle are basically normal. If it's a prototype control in reality, it's probably animal mutation, male mutation, female mutation, etc. Ah, the seventh actress Xiaomia is so cute, but when I think of the prototype as a big yellow dog or a male, I can't stand it at all. I can't believe it. Just reading the novel itself is enough. The author or something, knowing it, ruins the third view! ”

Well, I'm a little relieved to hear that explanation, but there seems to be a lot worse in Heroise's words.

“Mutant females say whatever, we all know what this guy is like. Seventh actress? Can you still see the scene when it gets to this point? ”

“I asked too. I remember the sad wind saying, 'Every emotion I have is serious, super serious, it's about giving my life to fall in love, and I'm willing to give everything, including my life, to my loved ones. That's why I was able to earn the patronage of fraternity. I am a man of heart, but I am more exclusive. Every time I fall in love, I am wholehearted. I enjoy the joy of love, and I am more eager for the next period of affection to come. If you think I'm just pursuing carnal desire, you underestimate me and my loved ones. ’ ”

Although this reason is absurd, since he is able to form a soul emblem with this idea, it can only mean that he really thinks so and even considers it a life pursuit.

I personally may not be able to accept this confused notion of love in any way, but since it is someone else's personal hobby, it is not convenient to talk... How is it possible that I am such a good person? I'll go back and apply for legislation to ban the flow of books of this orientation to the market! A sad wind is enough. If a sad tide is formed because of a book, then what can be saved in this world?

“I hate to admit it, but mostly it's true. Did he convince you? ”

“No, when he said that, he was being robbed by a bull buffalo and a lizard, and a gorilla with a handkerchief next to him was crying. Because it was so disgusting, he appeared in front of me at eight o'clock and Shura Yard, still a beast pie, and a wave of Olympic missiles struck him off. ”

“Nice work! ”

I beat a thumb, but Heroise is still frustrated.

“... he also beat me with a thumb in the air, and he deliberately provoked me to shoot him off and unseal himself. ”

“... Forget it, let's change the subject, I don't want to know anything about it. ”

In a way, I don't want to know what this guy is like, if that's all right, but now even this ancient Elemental Lord has put this on the table, and I have to bow to this guy's ability in this regard.

The most important thing now is to get the information I want from the Great Plastician. Since the other party wants this Half Dragon, give it to her. Anyway, the half-long population tastes like nothing else, and it doesn't matter.

While I was planning to arrange a marriage, the guy jumped out on his own.

“… me and Sister Shi are pure siblings, please don't get me wrong. ”

I was immediately surprised that this guy would refuse the courtship of others. Aren't you fraternizing everything that isn't human?

But unfortunately, no matter how I make my eyes, that man is not moving. He strives like a righteous man, trying to make me sound like the old boss of a forced marriage with a little flair.

“Heroise? ”

“Don't ask me, I have no idea. ”

“That's two o'clock... Go ahead, or the cat will send a sad wind, you see the lion, your distant relative, still a male...”

Although it's the same old trick, it only works, anyway, the sad wind is not interested in Heroise, the prototype of the elf, but it's enough to scare her, as far as I know, the sad wind can evoke Heroise's mental trauma with his eyes.

“... pure love? Boo! That guy is strange to have this. The other guy is flesh and stone, and he can't do anything, but he said something about spiritual love. And when the plasticizer changes into an adult form, there is no interest in the other person. ”

While Heroise's anger must have been filled with personal grievances, I knew instantly, though I'd rather not understand at all.

Some creatures such as high-order elemental creatures and dragons have too normal morphology, but the human morphology of the average strong person is not too ugly. Once confirmed and cannot be replaced, the ancient monsters especially prefer the beautiful high-level elf shape. Most of the human morphology of Stone Mother is also beautiful. If the aesthetics of normal people may not accept the elf form of Einslow, but they encounter this freak.

Qing Guan has difficulty cutting off household chores, these freaks' household chores are just corrupt officials can't handle, if it is possible, I really want to get out of the way, but I do have a lot of things to ask Einslow for now, and I need her full cooperation.

Is there anything else besides the god of earthly elements? Of course, my "eternal frozen earth” requires other high-quality elemental artifacts to achieve balance and further refinement. I consulted the information in the Land of the Mage, but with little result.

“You idiot, if the magicians knew the elemental excellence, they would have robbed you long ago, that the amplification spell embedded on the staff is priceless, will they leave you? It's great to leave it to disciples and future generations to be heirlooms, even if they don't have the same properties. ”

The Heroic words broke my luck at the time, but there was no answer for asking the gods, or, to put it, the same answer.

“... you idiot, if you had me, I would have robbed it already, and I would have left it for you. ”

Sure enough, considering that Beyana is the goddess of wealth who may not know anything, but it turns out to be the same, thanks to me for sending some small gifts to ease the relationship.

But when it comes to elemental objects, it turns out that nobody, I'm afraid, knows much about ancient elemental lords, elemental creatures have their own circles and worlds, the elemental wars between them have never stopped, but due to the interrelationship between the elements, they cannot use and control other elemental seeds themselves, and in the defense of the enemy, they naturally know very well about those adversarial objects.

And I have this elemental monarch of the same age as the god of elements like Ermderoken, and I would naturally like to ask her, but this intelligence level is definitely going to be high, and it's normal to hit or cheer first.

But now that this man has made it clear that he has been captured by love, the result is to get me involved with something that I want. I really don't want to worry about the emotional dispute of this abnormal creature, but I prefer not to.

Finally, I said, "The animal protection law is going to be promoted throughout the North. Well, it was the special regulations that you and your son did not implement in Sulphur Mountain City at the time. You can touch other people's pets without the permission of their original owners, even if you cross the border. If you want not to be chased by the Knights of Justice, you know.” For this reason, let the sad wind promise this wealthy Stone Princess more opportunities to date at least a few times.

Just like that? Indeed, this is the only way to do it. After all, it is impossible for me to force marriage. If I really make this dragon to marry, I think it will be my whole life's shame and black history, but at this point alone, Einslow nodded with satisfaction and thanked me. It seems like a complete mess of insanity.

Then I asked, she hesitated a little, but said it... But I've got a big head.

“A true Titan heart? The dual repetitive properties of the wind and the earth, of course, I know this is an excellent object, but isn't it a bit difficult? ”

“… a gravitational stone at the heart of the pillars of anger that support the Borough? What do you think I'm gonna do if I smoke your foundation? Yeah, after all, there's a super empire in the Borough. You think it's funny to be chased by tens of millions of people? ”

“… the fifth largest 'devourer’ on the list of natural disasters? Well, it's also said to be a mutation of the sand worm, but it can easily swallow a volcanic monster. What do you want me to do with it? It's harder and harder than ever, isn't it? ”

Though better than before, it's obvious that it won't be easy to get to stay in the world, and I wouldn't even consider these earthly objects.

“Strange. Why are they all earthly objects? There are no other elements? ”

I was surprised to ask, but equally surprised that Einslow was not faking, but asking directly.

“I thought you were going to restore the Earthly Element Throne. In fact, these are the materials we're looking for. Do you want information on other Element objects? Though not much, so am I. ”

Okay, but from the look of improper disappointment, she's also selfish, as long as the Elemental Throne is restored, and naturally she's the most likely to climb the position of the Elemental God.

But obviously now is not the time to stall, I pretend to be a fool to ask for information, this time the Stone Mother's account is even less stressful, after all, these things have nothing to do with them.

In a sense, it is extremely difficult to naturally acquire earthly objects that can be held by earthly lords, either without grabbing them or before they are born.

But if they encounter objects on the side of hostile elements, such as wind elements, they will weaken themselves. Since they are destined to be the treasures of the enemy, once they know that nature is trying to destroy them, they will seal or seal the message if they cannot destroy it, to avoid their enemies getting it.

And that makes intelligence valuable.

“More than 10,000 years ago, Mount Horatio had... ”

It turns out the intel was reliable, even sealed by Einslow himself, but then it was my problem.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering an epic mission, go to the volcanic area of Huo Lai...

[Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the excellent task, to the wingman so Leis...

This type of task begins to paint screens, from the lower order to the highest semi-decendant level, but to accomplish it is not a one-and-a-half hour thing, and given the material that must be at the same level as the earth's elemental throne, I'm afraid tasks below the epic level need not be considered.

[System Tip: The difficulty of this task depends only on the description of the other party, and the actual difficulty is updated according to the progress of the task.

Well, I knew the trouble was behind it, and the difficulty was one thing. Because the information obtained was too old to be true, it was tens of thousands of years ago that Mother Stone had to find several historians to do the conversion of the ancient and modern geographical names described by Einslow alone. It would take a lot of energy just to sort out the information.

Feng Shui took turns complaining about the lack of information, but now there is too much information, which needs to be cleaned up one by one. When intelligence is super outdated, it will make the results of the task gambling. The task may not be easy to accomplish, but a small task at an excellent level can get excellent quality.

“This is really, the system, don't you know that you let me go? This one lottery task is not enough for three years. You know when I adventured, I hated the lottery task the most. My luck was bad. The treasure map of the heavy gold collection turned out to be hundreds of years late. It was not the worst. Once, the Shadow Demon Cat and the treasure keeper chased each other for half a month before realizing that the treasure was actually a rare fish head and fish bone in the mountains, or it was ruined. At that time, I disgusted...”

[System prompt, you are such a fool, if you can't do the task yourself, you don't know to find a substitute. Three consecutive championships in the arena to paint the arena, professional tasks masters to do epic tasks, Master Bei taught you to survive in the wilderness, only 998! Nine, nine, eight! Why are you so boss? Why are you thinking about doing everything yourself?

Game leveling? I was stunned and then suddenly realized.

“You mean, publishing a mission for those contract braves to do, well, just mark the difficulty of giving a reward, and I have an infinite amount of help, which is that the bonus needs to figure out a way, and that's not going to do it again. By the way, it is also time to go to King Bayer, it is not good to let the Dragon Ride the Grand Duke etc... ”