The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“By the way, Roland, why haven't you had a raffle lately? ”

After becoming Roland's binding gear, Heroise also gained some benefits, and she was curious about the system hidden in Roland, whose ability to distort causes and consequences was utterly mysterious, in a sense as long as it was used well, decisive and outrageous.

“… I smoked and fell once. ”

“How come you never heard of it! ”

Heroise was surprised. According to what she knew about Roland, if anything, most of it would not be hidden. Since he did not show off his good luck, the result was...

“… well, it doesn't have to be said that in the last ten consecutive smokes, five blues and four purples and one orange. ”

“Not bad, I didn't hear you say that. ”

Heroise has also recently been able to understand Roland's messy terminology: blue is fine, purple is epic, orange is legendary, and ten lottery draws six times are epic and above, which should be great.

“Five fine grades have been left out for now, and although none of them are excellent, they are at least affordable and somewhat helpful. ”

“ ……. That epic should be better. ”

“Well, I was so happy when I got the first one, it was Master Kui's Manual of Meat Fighting." ”

“Master Kui? Who's that?”

“If a killer dragon killer is reluctant to make an analogy, it's probably the ancient Great Sword Sage or something. ”

“Aren't you happy to die? ”

“I flipped over, and it was really that man, who killed the ancient god of war, killed the Hydragon by himself, and fought with the giant stone monster. His hero was in the last volume, and he swept all the way, and he was a super god. I checked it out, and in ancient times there were really such fierce people. ”

“… why aren't you happy? ”

“The book is super thick and can be used as a board brick, but only his heroic stories, for me it can only be a game strategy... Knight novel to read. How can I be happy? On the last page of the previous volume, it was said that there was a forged formula for his unique weapon in the middle volume, and in the second volume, his martial arts and combat experience. ”

“I get it, the books don't work, the other books work, and then you don't smoke the other books. No wonder you're so depressed! ”

“No, the next time I draw the album, there is indeed a way to make that ancient artifact called the Sword of Chaos...”

“What?”

“Show me! ”

A moment of hesitation, Roland handed him a thin booklet.

“... is that all? An ancient artifact can be placed in a library, from material manufacturing to forging to enchantment. ”

And then she didn't have to say much, she opened the brochure, and then she revealed her face, which was very simple.

“First find two sturdy chains, then tie two artifact grade one-handed swords, and dump them. If the sword doesn't fly out, it's good! ”

“... this old sword saint is a real person. ”

“Yeah, too much, you flip back, and he writes how to get the artifact level one-handed sword. ”

The cat flips through the book, and then it gets worse.

“Find a god to kill him, grab his weapon and have artifacts. Kill a few more one-handed swords that must have artifact grade. If your hands are too dark, spies will wash their hands. But there are limitations to this approach. For example, the last time I found a Master Horse God, I finally got rid of him, and I got the top artifact level two-handed sword, but unfortunately I didn't learn to specialize in two-handed swords, so I couldn't equip them. Psst, this drop is too crappy, still tied up, I can't even use it for my little brother. ”

“... Oh, what a real person. “

Heroise barely laughed twice, consoling Roland, who was getting more and more irritable.

“Come on, I don't know if you'll ever get the next one again, at least the martial arts in the next one should work. ”

“… don't say that I did smoke Master Kui's Manual of Meat Fighting again. ”

Heroise looked at Roland with a sympathetic look, and even though he tried to be cheerful, most of it was still problematic based on Roland's constant luck.

“Can't learn martial arts or what? ”

“… No, although I smoked Master Kui's Meatbeat Manual, this time it was Master Kui's Meatbeat Manual (continued) (last time we didn't finish my hero story, we continued this time). I watched for two hours and saw the Spartans talking about how to fight his demigod brothers, how to provoke Titan, how to be hunted by the Mother Earth. He is a hero of savage descent. He can really blow it. If he is true, not all gods will be destroyed by him, and the world will be destroyed...”

“… so sympathetic, three of the four epics are like this, and the fourth is? ”

“Oh, this time it's" Master Kui's Manual of Meat Fighting (continued last time) (I know you didn't really believe it, so I was telling you that things were evidenced by witnesses, listen to me, that Titan is really big, bigger than the mountain, that Hydragon is really big, bigger than the boat...) "”

“This time I looked at it for two days and was deeply aware of the importance of achieving universal language education in the tribes of the barbarians. Forget the misspellings, this girl didn't have a punctuation point. You know how horrible it is to let an obsessive-compulsive break a little. I've seen it for two days and spent half a month making up for it! ”

“You've really finished watching! ”

“… is, after all, an ancient super strong man, who may not say anything about absolute secrecy. But the result...”

“Don't look so sad. Epic? It's supposed to be good. Is it artifact? ”

“Well, in a way, it's true, Master Kui's body suit is protective, physical. ”

“Aren't you developed? Wait, you said that Master Kui was born a savage..."

“... well, in ancient times and now, the barbarians were naked and not bad enough. He wore a protective gear, which was systematically evaluated as legendary. ”

“... is that it? ”

“Well, shit yellow strawberry underwear. Oh, it's still flavorful, you want it? Complimentary! ”

“... disgusting, throw it away! This disgusting thing actually carries it with you! ”

“Neither can I. Like that ancient two-handed sword, this thing is bound! You can't lose it if you want! Come on, you try. ”

After a long period of confusion, when it was determined that Heroise was unable to equip herself with this "soul-bound” glowing underwear, Roland helplessly took out a bunch of ties, tied them up, and threw them into his own personal space.

“… it's a heavenly pit, at least those fine ones are useful. ”

“Well, a fine grade is a special card, each with a symbol on it, only a set of 'three goats Katai!’ I was able to acquire an artifact grade weapon that Master Kui had used, and this time I asked the system, she said it was definitely good to not pit me this time. ”

“You have five? Didn't you smoke it? There are only four words in Kaitai. ”

“Well, although I did smoke two ‘sheep’ words, I did smoke those four words, but...”

“But?”

“I didn't get the exclamation mark! It's '!’, that bastard wants‘ three goats Katai! ’No less than five symbols, even punctuation symbols! ”

“... you can smoke again, one day. ”

“Oh, where do you think Father Pit's idea for the 418 packing and selling and raffle came from? After that I smoked '?’, ‘.’, ‘:’, I can't believe there's an ellipse and a question mark. Are you kidding me? Three sheep, Katai? Why is there no fucking exclamation mark? ”

“I can understand your mood, but please relax, this is what the lottery is all about, someone always loses, someone wins...”

“Oh, I didn't fucking win! Don't worry. I've got a way to calm down. When you're worried about yourself, let others share my pain. Oh, I've already communicated with the Justice Points System to get my treasure, okay, go smoke! 418 is the beginning, then 688,1088 is waiting. Our goal is to chop your hand until it's useless to scream! ”

“You better chop your hands first! ”