The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

What's the difference between riding a dragon and riding a carriage?

Perhaps someone will answer me that riding a dragon is very prestigious, making a car is normal, riding a dragon quickly, and riding a horse carriage is slow, or that riding a dragon requires strength, the horse carriage only needs funds above the standard, but for me...

“Don't talk about the wind and all that nonsense. The carriage is much more comfortable than riding a dragon. There is no cover to fly in the sky, so don't think about what to do when there is a storm! ”

There's an infinite cloud in front of us, and me and Red are raining in the clouds, or, you know, rain and snow and hail.

New Year's Eve was not warm, and the low temperatures turned rainwater into little ice cubes, banging on my head... I had put on a full set of armor.

And the blue dragon not far away soars in a slightly higher cloud, and the thunder system is their favorite kind of weather, where plenty of electricity replenishes their most comfortable massage and energy, and he can't help but groan like a horse killing a chicken. … but from the perspective of the dragon knights, who have overturned their hair and are half pyroid black, this is worse than me, it seems that the half-blooded dragon and the real dragon are still very different.

Giant dragons are a strange creature that emphasizes dignity. They are proud enough to be called arrogant. Often young dragons are the ones willing to be the covenants of Dragon Knight. Old dragons with slight qualifications and history will not be willing to be the riders of others... Don't talk about the professional rider who is now hiding back in Silo. That is obviously the exception in the special case. So many years I have seen him... as if I could add another Morrill recently.

Cough, the normal Dragon clan will refuse the Dragon Knight. This is no different from whether the relationship is good or not. After all, you have a better relationship with a friend. He wants you to get down and let him ride for decades. It is estimated that the best result will also be a fierce fight between the two sides, and from now on, we will go our separate ways.

As for the knight's novel giving him some barbecue, glass, etc. can succeed in kidnapping, if it weren't for the dragon's retardation, it would probably be an excuse after the real plot was concealed, such as the temptation of the dragon girl or the Knight Knight... cough, seems far-fetched.

The difference between the true dragon knight and the legendary story is huge. It's probably all about the drama: a knight who's addicted to a novel caught a dragon, beat him to death, beat him to death, and forced him to sign a subordinate contract.

And the Dragons are a group of particularly proud creatures. If they did not crush the general gap, they would rather die, and then easily become strong dragon knights, they would be surprised to find that the giant dragon that can be taken care of by itself is far weaker than itself. This riding role is virtually non-existent. It is not worth it to work so hard to get a proxy tool and maybe be hunted down by Dragon's father.

If that dragon knight can wait for the last three or five hundred years, it may not be possible for a young dragon to become an adult dragon, but if a strong man can live for three or four hundred years, it's just a quasi-legendary force of ordinary adult dragons what does it do?

The conclusion is not to look at the dragon knights as prestigious as they may seem, but in fact, unless you are the unsurprising owner of the main character template, I'm afraid it's synonymous with chicken ribs.

Now, the biggest army of dragon knights is in Bayer, and the knights are all dragon hybrids. They should still be brothers and sisters. It is not necessary to sign a soul contract or a subordinate contract. The two sides should be a partnership similar to that of a playmate.

“So much to say, just to prove that this treatment is perfectly normal? She made it clear that she was tossing with you, that you were shaking your M. Attack, or did you really get your head in the water, and it was totally hopeless. ”

The sarcasm of a dead cat makes no sense to me, but in retrospect, such treatment is rare.

Although the small red self-esteem of the Old Red Dragon is also extremely strong, it is still good for our old friends, accidentally will take us on two flights at a critical time. For example, the last time she rushed back to Iwo Mountain City to fight the devil, she was accommodating and arrived in time.

And this time, to catch up with the Dragon riding the Grand Duke to King Bayer, his riding is the fastest Blue Dragon of the Dragon Nation, Irene Bella basically has no possibility to catch up, and this matter involves the Dragon Nation, as the underground dragon after Xiaohong also intends to make contact with the Dragon City, so I am prepared to come together, so I normally ask for a ride. Of course, I understand the Dragon Nation better, so it is enough to propose to just grab a fly.

A fellow traveler, Mariel? It's all Red's mom. That doesn't mean "Ride your mom, okay?" ”... there seems to be something wrong there, isn't that what I asked Red before?" Let me ride you? ”

Cough, the association of the zombies was thrown aside, to be honest, but this time Xiaohong accidentally spoke well. He said, "They're all good sisters. Why are you doing this? Ride directly on your back". Although I felt that something was wrong, it was also uncomfortable to get caught shaking and swaying all the way in trance. I was happy to accept it, but the result...

“If it is a small dragon that doesn't fly high, then the ancient red dragon can fly on the cloud. Why should it be subjected to ice rain? It should be worse than me if you say it is a giant dragon. ”

“... shut up, I'd love to, don't you want to get rained? Okay, I've got a spot here. ”

Little Red grew up full of malice, filled with sharp dragon teeth, and spit out dragon inflammation. Considering the possibility of "accidentally" swallowing my stomach, I swallowed my saliva, but resolutely rejected the offer.

“No, I think it's better to wake up with a little rain. ”

“… you do need to be sober. ”

Though I don't know why she's angry, but it seems like everyone around me said I was wrong. It's true that it's not unlikely that I was wrong to push it forward according to past practice. Let's just put up with it a little bit. Well, definitely not that I'm worried about her throwing me away and taking it soft for the time being.

Cough, anyway, I'm thick, ice resistant, ice rain damage can be completely ignored, but my legs are a little cold, and I'm a little hungry. I should have packed my backpack when I came, so I moved out and pulled out the picnic cloth...

“... Roland, if you make a fire on my back and roast my feet and meat, I'll let you stay in the first class seat in front of me. ”

So I silenced myself, in a different way.

“Neither can barbecue and warm wine! I'm in the middle of a rough rainstorm, and you're drinking on my back! Do you know how much this rain and snow makes me endure as a Red Dragon? ”

Then you fly high... I didn't say such complaints, because in my years of experience, if a woman is angry, the more wrong she says, the better to remain silent.

“You're half as warm as you are...”

“Not for that reason, eh, this is your own fruit wine, where did you get such good peaches... I want two-thirds! ”

Okay, so under the influence of wine, the next time Xiaohong didn't suddenly flip and spin, and I didn't have to tie myself to the dragon's back, so I held three barrels and lit the barbecue... I couldn't help it, but it was only enough for one barrel.

After drinking, Xiaohong sighed unexpectedly and then suddenly rose. She spread her wings and went straight into the sky.

Looking at the surrounding clouds in various shapes, like a fairy land, the warm sun is much more comfortable, of course the happiest, but it is finally not necessary to rain on the clouds.

“Forget it, fighting with you only makes me feel bad. I knew it was pointless to be angry with a guy like you. ”

“... hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Am I as bad as you say? Am I as pissed off as you say? ”

“Yes.”

Xiaohong answered by chopping off the nails.

“Yes.”

Dead cat's jammed again.

Yes

System Fury Brush is present.

For me, Red and Morrill's colleagues are trouble and opportunity.

She is the dragon queen of the underground city, just this identity alone determines whether Red Dragon and Black Dragon can get other dragon recognition when Xiaohong appears in front of other Dragon tribes, even into the ground dragon conglomerate, maybe we are in the suburbs right now, but regardless of the outcome, the trip is destined to be in history.

Obviously, Xiaohong and Morrill's style of government were completely different, and even if Morrill wanted to go back to the ground, Xiaohong would at least try to reach a settlement.

The exact time when two powerful colored dragons were banished into the underground world is no longer reliable. Whether the dragons had any left over or not, even the exact reason for banishment and the time frame for banishment are now unknown. The only thing that can be confirmed is that both dragons are the oldest inhabitants of the underground world, and they went much earlier than the Dark Elves and Rose.

Dragons can inherit the knowledge of their generations in dragon eggs, so Red Dragon and Black Dragon are not good birds (sneaking a peek at Little Red). Since they were collectively banished, most of the time the trouble was not small, but in my personal opinion, no law and punishment should affect future generations. The parties of that year are gone. Now the future generations of Red Dragon and Black Dragon want to return to the ground, which is reasonably plausible.

“... Dragon reason is not Dragon people anymore. ”

This is what Xiaohong said when I brought it up, not to mention that the declaration seemed to hit her own cartoon, because she was so right, and even tacitly a little proud, I had no words to say.

The more ancient race likes to emphasize the brilliance of the past, the more incidental it is to put the ancient set of things on the altar of God. Every day it says “the ancestral law is immutable” of old stubbornness, definitely not limited to humans and elves.

“If we have past customs and practices, if we all lived like this in the past, why should we change them? ”

It is foreseeable that our trip will not go smoothly, but if we do not try, Xiaohong will not be willing, and I will not be willing. After all, this is a great opportunity for thousands of years.

Is this a good time? Of course, it is good that one of the three great congregations of the Dragon Nation is threatened, the dead enemy Titan is about to be resurrected, and Jihad has fallen, and this jihad will inevitably involve the Dragon Nation, the whole race is in crisis, no fire robbery... Cough, no charcoal in the snow, isn't this a rare and great opportunity to waste?

In times of crisis, the human floor will naturally decrease, as will the dragons, and the two colored dragons themselves can assist other dragons, which is also a powerful chip.

We go this time of year to link aid to political decision-making, and although it is somewhat despicable, confrontation between States and peoples has never been the ultimate necessity, and since it is the best option with the highest success rate, there is no reason why we should not.

And with the recognition of the Dragon Nation, and even just acquiescence, the black dragons and red dragons of the underground world can be bright and massive in the sky of the dominant position, and we can add a lot of ready force.

Once this succession of dragons has been completed, the dragon king has not completed the great achievements, the position of Xiaohong will be more stable, and there will even be other dragons to serve him in order to return to the surface.

Of course, considering the habits of these two dragons, I am also hesitating whether I am open door thief, but if I can't survive the number of robberies in front of me, there will be no "later”. I think I can still try. After all, there will be dragon queen Xiaohong watching, there should be no big mess in a short time.

When I think of the mess, I look at the slow flying Morrill in front of me, she hasn't had much hope and pursuit lately, but she earns it every day.

“You're in trouble. ”

As soon as Morrill returned to the ground, she showed well that an ancient red dragon would have done that for evil, attacked villages, kidnapped blackmail, became a war mercenary, and even robbed other dragons. It was a perfect rebel. Otherwise, she would not have won the list of natural disasters so quickly, and her identity before and after the dragon, let the surface residents' perception of underground dragons drop so fast.

“It turns out it's the same as it says. ”

“… fortunately, most black dragons and red dragons are still underground. ”

Every time we hear such words, Xiaohong's teeth itch, and this idea naturally deepens the difficulty of our journey.

“Do your best. ”

When I assessed the success rate of the trip and thought it was even less than 30%, Xiaohong looked very good.

“And that's the only way, why I feel the biggest trouble in this trip, not this matter, as if there's something waiting for me. Am I forgetting something? Still nothing I haven't noticed. ”

“You're not paying much attention! ”

Well, it seems to have inadvertently touched something, complaining again.

And finally, the complaint stopped, and we were much faster, but to catch up with Helent and his Blue Dragon ride ahead, I'm afraid it's not a one-and-a-half thing. In fact, if it hadn't waited for us, I'm afraid it would have doubled.

“... that little guy is flying so fast. ”

“By the way, that little guy is at least 200 years old. He's a little guy. What am I, a little guy? Couldn't it be faster? ”

“This is about the highest speed, if you don't want to slow down, you can fly yourself. ”

Is Blue Dragon that fast? In fact, Xiaohong and Morrill are too slow, Blue Dragon is probably more than 30% faster than other giant dragons, and this is mainly a boost to their ability to manage the wind, and Heidi's dragon has just grown up and is at the peak of speed, naturally much faster than us.

Should the dragon fly faster than the average adult dragon? This is also what most people think, but they don't think much about it. Big guys don't necessarily run fast enough to have a super giant dragon of seven or eight times the size of an adult dragon, flying, consuming more than seven or eight times the dragon.

And since they are called colognes, most of them are over a thousand years old, most of the time sleeping lazily or studying spells, even hunting is done by their own men, their physical ability is much worse than when they were younger, and the pressure on their guts by their huge body size makes them lazy even in the beat of fanning their wings.

Of course, because the Dragon Nation is a natural demonic martial arts dual cultivation race, in the battle, most dragons will choose to accelerate themselves with magical and talented abilities, so in a short time on the battlefield, the speed of dragons will not be slow, but if it is a remote rush, the use of talented abilities is too luxurious, the result is that adult dragons and adult dragons are the fastest.

And the dragons will basically not grow in shape until the late Cologne. By this point, magic and gifted abilities are far more important than physical struggle. Even the stupidest white dragons are already the top masters of some form of magic. Their unique dragon spells and special spells are even more powerful.

As far as I know, apart from being the few colognes who adhere to daily exercise and thus have great physical strength, Xiaohong is able to read the dragon's secret tales after inheriting the dragon queen's position, in addition to his own hard work (compared to other Dragon tribes), his strength growth is obvious, and he has even stepped on the threshold of progress.

This is obviously a great thing for our next move. After all, although we were asked to help, it is probably inevitable to do so given the extra tasks and the constant arrogance of the lizards.

“I hope this trip goes well, although I always feel like I'm in a lot of trouble. I've always had a bad feeling, like when I go out and say I want to bring an umbrella, you say no. Look, isn't it raining? I look at the weather and I don't know if there will be another typhoon...”

“Crow, shut up! ”

Well, looking at the tornado not far away, I shut up.