The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“… have those sticky slimes everywhere not been resolved yet? ”

In King Bayer, the theory of dragon riding on the high seas is also famous for its rigour and hardness, but most of the time he was cold faced with people. In fact, his reputation in the country is very high. Especially when the princes of the country are caught in a struggle with each other and his reputation is greatly diminished, he leaves voluntarily to defend against the dead spirit. In addition, he has made himself extremely famous and prestigious in his younger life, and even has no shortage of active followers and seekers.

But now, I'm afraid, it's really not majestic.

Six strong abs made the maid's fingers on one side point, but he was as deliberately slated and serious as usual, but everyone knew that he was just trying to maintain his dignity. After all, the shorts made of leaves were the only cover, and remained dignified under the premise of half a pair of underwear, which was a laughing point in itself.

But the others couldn't help laughing at him. Leaf shorts were still good, and the others were worse.

His butler, just put two holes in the big porcelain bottle, some people put themselves directly in the barrel, just two feet on the ground, like a loser in Vegas thrown out of bad luck.

And the thing that most people find useful, the most concealed object is hemp rope, and the result is that all kinds of trendy clothing are discovered, for example, two ropes, one beneath the pipe master, one around the top two points, for example, wrapping around one's key parts… From another perspective, the human imagination is infinite, and some clothes are worse than not dressed.

Many street artists have been looking everywhere for inspiration lately. All kinds of sculptures to hit the Mosaic can't resist walking on the street. If it wasn't for Sleim to start eating paper, it might be possible to show all kinds of wonderful paintings and enrich the spiritual life of the people.

I'm afraid at this point everyone knows what has happened, and nothing special about the incident itself is that a sudden Shrem natural disaster swept the city, and those sticky molluscs suddenly swept out of the sewers, gutters, and palms, attacking everyone.

If it is an ordinary monster, Wang Du's defense is not vegetarian, but surprisingly, these soft Slames are completely irresistible in front of ordinary people when they have astonishing resistance to physics and magic. Fortunately, these Slames themselves are not very aggressive, and the most dangerous is the digestive liquid that corrodes clothing fibers and adheres to metal.

First of all, they have great vitality, completely ignoring the chopping of ordinary swords, waiting for them to be caught naked, and for the strong, it is not difficult to kill them with a sword, but they explode immediately as soon as they are too seriously injured, and the mucus splatters are extremely quick and far-ranging, as long as they are contaminated with a little bit, if they are ordinary clothes are gone, if they are precious defenses such as metal armor, magic robes, etc., they will turn into brown and yellow sludge in the air, emitting disgusting stench... well, we all know what it will remind people, in fact, no matter what color and appearance is different from that thing, someone's malice is not going to cover it up.

And the most vicious thing is that the stench is hard to wash off, let alone directly smeared with armor and weapons, is Heideggett himself, in order to wash off that stench, almost wiped off a layer of skin, now the skin is still red.

And even the proud dragon tribe, like the Hegeist brothers, abhorred this creature, he just came to a high descent and stepped on a dozen feet, as usual, but the result was that now he was lying in the square outside the window to let the servant wash his body, the water used was full of stench, and the passing servants were clamped on his nose, making the dragon very embarrassing.

The most disgusting part of this stuff is that it's superior in reproduction, and it's often on the road, watching a feeding slum start to split, and then it turns into two.

Dragon fire and widespread magic would have worked, but this city was full of citizens, and I'm afraid it would have been killed in parallel with Sleim.

Had it not been known from one source that Sleim's life span was not long, he would have died naturally within a week and immediately notified the entire city, fearing that the entire king would have been in panic.

Looking at the information letters written on the table on the shell, Ha 'aretz exclaimed that a person's ability to use his or her own abilities had caused a regression of civilization, while exclaiming that the trade with the ethnic minorities of the South had led to a resurgence of surplus heat in the stock of beige coins.

“… this is really naked revenge. But that's really the way he always does it. ”

You insulted my people with tossed clutter and dirt? All right, so I'll give your whole city a naked run and stinking sourness, as Helent would if he'd seen that man smiling in the shadows.

“Perhaps it is also a means of demonstrating strength. ”

Diplomacy, in a sense, cannot be a game of compromise and exchange of interests, the outcome of negotiations is often decided before negotiations, and the outcome that cannot be achieved in war cannot be obtained at the negotiating table… Let us once again ignore the dynasty, which has set countless lower limits, whose diplomats are in a sense just a poor microphone.

But while the final fundamental result is doomed, the weak side will naturally not sit idly by, and Oros's “conversation” with the Ambassadors of the Land of Play Mages has spread throughout the city, and the aristocratic circle has even wagered on the spot with this poor girl's impotent style on that day.

Even every day, a young boy painted a colorful picture in the salon of how the ambassador was forced by the furious people to hold his head, and even the good guys themselves. In a sense, as a young lady born in Bayer, Sherry had lost her reputation while having no interest in her hometown, and her inability to come up with a way to deal with it made her even more incapable of serving as a diplomatic ambassador.

If this continues, I'm afraid the towers in the clouds will have to change ambassadors.

This undoubtedly eased the pressure on all sides on the enemy Royal House of Bayer, a power that once again stood high and laughed happily at the sea, but it was not a good idea in Helent's eyes to know something.

At the same time as the poor woman ambassador became an ugly horn to please the public, His Majesty the Emperor did not think much about it. He pissed off the little one. What about the big one? And that big one, it seems, has never had a good reputation, at least his hatred is famous in the world.

Revenge does come at this point, and when laymen can't laugh, military experts like Helent are thinking about the threats and consequences of this scourge if it is actually applied militarily.

“Forbidden to wash the ground? Throw a curse on your own soil? Thanks to them for coming out. ”

Worried? If that person could just let Sleim eject the digestive liquid that corroded his clothes, couldn't he let it eject the deadly venom, could he let that sticky body liquid stick to the metal and quickly convert it into a stench, couldn't he simply corrode the metal and create a deadly explosion?

At the very least, the information obtained from high-order alchemists is that the dosing of this special digestive liquid is much harder than that of venom and liquid explosives. Since the other party has absolutely made extremely difficult digestive liquid configuration, it naturally makes it less difficult to make the dead poison, while allowing the digestive liquid to only work on clothing fiber and paper fiber, but ignoring wood fiber, has become the target of all alchemists in the recent past.

Even a little vicious, just add meat to these Sleim menus, and maybe King Bayer doesn't have anyone left.

So Helent made a direct plan to add these two possibilities - “What should we do if the attack is highly poisonous and explosive, even cannibal, Slime?" ”

He himself did not come up with anything, the proposal was dropped to the General Staff of the Military Ministry and the Royal Society of Magistrates, both of which came to the same conclusion, but both disappointed Helent, who had no new way of dealing with the natural disaster of the Dead, exactly the same, either by cutting off the source before the event began, or by giving up large areas directly and washing the ground completely with a curse.

Undoubtedly, just at first sight, the Langhua taught the Bayers a lesson in its own way, giving those who knew better insight into what the top thirty of the list of natural disasters were.

By such a fuss, the original visit to the palace was postponed naturally, His Majesty the Emperor probably suffered, since that day sealed himself in the room, no one was there, now the other royal members of the Bayer royal family have finally stopped their boring clandestine fight, after all, not everyone can fight naked side by side, even the streets are empty, after all, nobody wants to come out clean, stink back.

As a result, the day before yesterday was still a bustling city, but it had turned into a dead city, and Slames roamed the streets, and when the royal “Slame will automatically die within a week” announcement was issued, no one would want to mess with these disgusting things.

Of course, not everyone has suffered, at least not the embassy of the kingdom of the Mage, but rather an interesting conversation.

“What the hell are these Slames? How'd you know they wouldn't dare come in here with wood to seal all the gaps? ”

Everyone looked around but kept a strange silence, and eventually Storm Eagle exited.

“… I really miss that happy day, the number of our Buffalo factions jumped tenfold last time, unfortunately this time Shrem has more stinking properties, otherwise we can take the opportunity to preach, otherwise we will try to contact adults and let them revise it. ”

“I think you can't find him, at least before Lord Hong gets angry...”

In a sense, dragons and cats are the way to go. For example, when you get angry, you see something that doesn't feel right, you bite it three times, and this thing just gets pounded, it explodes like a balloon...

Little Red and Morrill went to the city the same day to find the volcano to wash the hot springs, now the skin is still red fluttering, I don't know if it is much hotter or angry, but since the black-haired woman is now gone all day, say “Damn Roland, that bastard...” and look out the window from time to time, it seems to be looking for revenge targets, it is estimated that most are still angry.

But knowing someone's amazing past, when the Royal Dispatcher expressed it in obscure words, "We were wrong before, now we can't stand it, please ask the elders to harvest the divine talent", Sherry, after breathing out, secretly amazed the “irresponsible guy” 's amazing achievement in the arts, but also had some unknown pleasure.

“To be angry for me… If the Byrians had sincerity, then work could be put on the right track, and with this strong return, our negotiations would have been smoother, or he would not have been as irresponsible as he imagined. ”

The words were loud and no one answered, but even Lilith, who had always been tolerant of Roland, threw up in her heart.

“Absolutely you think too much, he's just so unreliable, he's more irresponsible than you think, he definitely didn't think so well! ”

At this point, in the Royal Society of Mages, a white magician sneezed, shook his head, and continued to manipulate his new medication with his chief alchemist.

“The X—19 variant has begun to recede, but the activity of the two variants far exceeds that of the native species, and it appears that the Sleim family has a new variety, this time aiming to melt it into fine gold. Well, here's the 108th launch experiment, hoping to live two more days. ”

“… I suggest we extend Slime's lifespan. Last time my hair removal Slime died naturally without finding a few targets, I didn't collect enough data at all. ”

Shelly may not have noticed that Olivia, the chief alchemist in the mission, had disappeared silently, and at this point she was an important member of the three-man research group, also dressed in the Royal Bayer Alchemist robe.

Roland's dying tectonics, the pharmacology of miracle alchemist Oliver, and the magical accumulation of the all-knowing Heroise are, in a sense, probably the worst and most evil combination in the world.

Even a confident Helent would not have thought that their judgement was that the previous underground Shrem disaster had lasted only that long, and that Roland had lost his test piece and was not incapable of continuing.

And this time not only with the help of other experts, but after Roland himself was completely obsessed with the experiment, he probably had to see how long the disaster would last before he got tired of it.

Soon it will be known that those stinking Slames have a new mutation, and I'm afraid new bad luck will come along, and that the so-called wooden line could be as spoiled at any moment as Roland's maneuver.

And even Heroise, who persuaded him in the past, didn't mean to stop him. After all, every mutation is now part of her, her new abilities. As Roland's power rises, Heroise's power gradually unlocks, and the natural disaster of urban activity - "greed” - is showing the world what she should be capable of,

As for diplomacy and negotiation? Three mad magicians caught up in research fanaticism will remember this? They were only ecstatic for over a million experimenters, ecstatic for a new idea, and ecstatic for the birth of a new branch.