The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 380: Handles for Doors

In a way, Shirley didn't tell me the truth, at least she didn't tell me the whole story. For example, she said that her mother, who raised her, was a triple-headed dragon, but didn't say she had seven other mothers besides that...

“You're gonna tell people you've got ten moms? Or ten twins? ”

Well, she's so right, I can't believe I'm right.

When Shirley and Evelyn lived together in a small cabin, when mom and daughter looked about the same age, even my already modest sensibilities appeared, and I wanted to lament the uncertainty of the world, it was amazing.

But Evenly's arrival saved me a lot of trouble.

I almost knew her identity. She was one of the elders of the Dragon Nation today, but she lived in a cave near Wangdu, apparently with the acquiescence of the Bayer official, and she was mostly the bridge between the two.

From the point of view of the smiling face and the bronze skin, the incarnation of the brass dragon is mostly responsible for diplomacy. Then, I may get some plans from her from the Bayer royal family. After all, the brass dragon itself is the best talker of the dragon clan, and it is undoubtedly just right to be a diplomat...

“Nice to meet you all, I'm Roland's ex-girlfriend Evenly, and Shelly's mother. Good boy, Shelly, call Dad. ”

Assuming the brass dragon changes and jokes and pranks are bad!

“I…”

Well, I'm in a mess. I don't know how to explain it.

Everyone looked at me amazingly, and on the other hand, it was hard to argue. Evelyn looked like my ex-girlfriend, Shelly was my creation and my daughter, but she said, "How can I feel like I'm a scum that keeps abandoning me?"

So, I found myself acquiesced, and Shelly just woke up and fainted again...

“Don't look at me like that, I'm not really a scum, I'm still a virgin... your sister, whatever! Evelyn, you caused all this. ”

When the confusion settles, our “family” is neat and tidy. We have parents, we have big and small...

“Not a family! ”

All right, put things aside for now, although my subordinates and “granddaughters” are looking at me in a stranger and stranger way, at least take care of things first.

“We might be at war. Seriously, seriously. No, don't laugh! That's you, Grina, smile again... Come on, Grina, this Everly is your great-grandmother, this Miss Shirley is your grandmother, at least say hello. ”

Now, it's everyone's turn, and I nod my head proudly, looking like Grina with a salted duck egg in her mouth.

“Huh, compared to my lower limit, I don't want to look up, even scared of myself. ”

“Grandma, I owe you 17 years of pocket money, and Grandpa owes me. ”

Well, it was my granddaughter, and her face pulled really fast, but poor Shelly woke up in the dark at this time, and when she heard it, she went out again.

Looking at the chaos in front of me, I know I can't do my job without explaining it clearly. These people, they're so disgusting.

“Didn't you do all this? You have the guts to say it! You are the source of this evil, the culprit! ”

Dead cats are so right, I can't argue with them at all!

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“This is Evelyn, she died before, and in order to resurrect her, I created the Sin Sister of the Seven Originals‘ * * 'Shirley, um, that's her. In a way, they are indeed mother-daughter relationships, except that the mother should be on Shirley's side, in that sense, Shirley is also my daughter... Hey, Shirley, at least faint after listening to me, how many times do I have to say this, is this infarction also used to rot? ”

When I learned about the mess, I also hesitated to reveal it or leave it like this, but then I thought of a problem and decided to put it on the table.

“… at least we can't let Shirley be a bastard! You'll get bullied in school! ”

“It's not a question at all, okay? Can you be normal? ”

Dead cats are increasingly throwing up in a messy style, and the ability to throw up at this moment is out of reach.

“You pushed me out! ”

Cough, to be honest, anyway, those guys have seen a lot of my unreliability. Except for Omar, who is not here right now, it is expected to be a bit of a problem. Seven Sins' appearance was quickly accepted by others. Especially when Grina pulled Sherry off and called Grandma for change, at least Sherry didn't faint this time. She just looked at me like she wanted to eat me.

Whatever the housework, the current focus remains the response of the Bayer royal family, which is undoubtedly the most disturbing, and at a time when we proactively hand over the option to each other, we can only react passively.

Yes, the events themselves are pointless, the initiative is the key, we were the rescue and invited party, it was up to us to talk about it, and now this is happening. If Bayer pulls this off, or simply throws it into international diplomacy, we will be under a lot of pressure, at least the pressure on the Mage's country will never be small, then maybe my ambassador will come to an end.

I personally don't mind this ambassador not being an ambassador, but without the support of the Mage's country, I'm afraid a lot of things will be difficult to do.

“... what does Oros mean? How would I know I was just looking for Shelly to play with? All right, all right, don't look at me like that. I did take on some boring stuff. Find a place to talk. ”

Unfortunately, the constant unreliability of brass dragons is helpless, and they always make people wonder when they are talking about business and what is a prank.

“Why not a serious bronze dragon or a good dealing silver dragon? ”

“Fourth sister? She has to take care of the five or six sisters who are always on the run. Second sister, I'm afraid she'll have a lot of fun as soon as she comes out. ”

After a moment of reflection, the three-headed dragon can hardly be concealed, and the four-sister bronze dragon looks decent, but the old five, the old six, a red dragon, a blue dragon, are all the troublemakers.

Everly's example proves once again that flesh can also affect personality.

And in the quiet room, well, it was a narrow cockpit, and only I, Sherry, and Everly had a few clients present, and the first sentence of Everly's opening made me a little confused.

“Actually, Little Oros is grateful to you. ”

First, I was stunned, but then Evelyn explained a little bit about the current situation. In fact, I, who was wanted by the Bayer Empire, seemed to be the savior of this country.

“If you hadn't come, the dead would still be on Bayer's head. ”

Indeed, if the conspiracy to expose the dead was not revealed, I am afraid that the true masters of the King's capital would still be Emperor Esau himself, but I am somewhat surprised.

“The dragons are watching the situation deteriorate? ”

“The other side has hostages. ”

“Hostages? The Dragons still care about this? ”

“If the hostages were all Bayer, would you care? ”

“Tears of Casolan? ”

Soon I remembered the high levels of Death Catalyst in the Bayer, which obviously had nothing to do with Death Catalysts.

“You do know… it's a special formula, and Casolan's tears are catalysts, and as long as they smell another scent, they mutate into a new type of Undead Nature. And then we had a lot of fun. ”

There is no need to mention what the natural disaster of the dead is. To put it mildly, it is the biological and chemical crisis of different worlds. It is often fixed by some brave men who suddenly jump out to become their stage of advancement. To put it big, it is the conversion of life and death. Together, everyone turns into zombies, zombies, skeletons.

And as a professional spiritual magician, we can make a relatively objective assessment. In a sense, there are many similarities between a spiritual natural disaster and a plague. The extent to which a spiritual natural disaster can ultimately cause harm is often directly related to its initial size and the point at which it was discovered. If it was a town in the first place, burning the whole town would suffice.

If it's a hundred thousand people in a big city in the first place, it's at least a million deaths, and if it's a superpower in the first place, hundreds of millions of people, and finally... Probably just the whole world to bury together.

This is not merely a qualitative change caused by simple quantitative accumulation, but by pure probabilistic despair. With sufficient numbers, it is possible to produce high-order dying spirits from low-order dying spirits, which are currently about one thousand choices.

And only with enough high-ranking dead spirits will there naturally be dead spiritual lords and dead spiritual monarchs, which are said to be one in 10,000, as long as the dead spiritual monarchs reach a certain number... Dead Emperor will also be born, because there are too few examples to be counted, and as for whether there is anything more outrageous about it, there is only a large enough number, and then practice is used to gain true knowledge.

And as long as the high-ranking dead spirits and spiritual lords reach a certain degree, the newborn spiritual natural disaster will not instinctively spread itself, but necessarily form a corps of dead spirits to start invading, further expanding the impact of natural disasters.

Fortunately, to this day, the largest natural disaster of the dead does not exceed the hundreds of millions of units, but if the dead of the Republic were made, I'm afraid history would be completely rewritten... But I think that they created a supermassive natural disaster of the dead, and that the world will not necessarily be destroyed, because it is inevitably beyond the bottom line of the gods, and the first thing to face is the gods of God, and unless they come up with a three-digit Great Soul, they should not be able to unite all the true gods.

“And now you dare to turn your backs on the dead? ”

“It wasn't because of you that forced Eso to die. ”

“Esso? ”

“Well, he's the commander-in-chief of the invasion, and the inventor of this new natural disaster plague, and when he falls down and he doesn't leave an heir to inheritance knowledge, the key to opening the doors of disaster has been lost, and Bayer naturally has the guts to say no to the dead. ”

For a moment, I paused, and then I hesitated, and eventually, I said it.

“What would Bayer do if I told you that I had the knowledge that Essot had left behind, and the way that the gas was made? ”