The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When Baker the Dark Elf asked me for help, I was calm, after all, and it seemed to be just us and even a little excited to be able to help him now.

“Finally, there's the Wang Dao plot! I, Roland, have a day to save the beauty and fight the slave traders! Are you saying that the painting wind is finally going to change, and I'm finally going on a journey of dragon pride? ”

If, as I suspect, the eldest daughter of this family, some elf slave trader, abducted and sold away, in a sense, this is a really lackluster old fantasy plot. Going back is beating up the slave trader, beating behind the scenes the mastermind, and maybe even harvesting some loyalty to the full servant. This plot is really pointless, but it is the unfolding of an unusual kingdom.

“No, it's obviously not the right painting, we should think about it more. ”

And if she and a man loved to live and die, and decided to abandon the idea of family and race to pursue their love, it should probably belong to Korean drama, Japanese drama, etc., and if she was caught by a bullying prince, bullying president, I'm afraid she could be included in the female frequency. If there is a sequel to the court rights category later, it's probably the two years of selling the martial arts class..... but it seems that the paintings there are even more wrong.

“My eldest daughter is Yolanda, it's 67 this year...”

Well, my 67-year-old daughter, it seems that performing the Palace Fight at this age is a little too much. Is it too HIGH to be caught by the City Superintendent? In fact, I hear that the square-dancing team also has grudges and the Palace Fight, as well as love and dusk triangle love..... cough, I should listen to the story seriously.

Reality is always more strange than the fundamentals of the story. It is that reality does not require logic. There are so many strange things in the world. Using the minds of normal people to speculate on strange behavior, Ben is looking for bitter things. Even if we do not meet, I am certain that the semi-piece called Yolanda is absolutely strange.

“Are you saying that as a half elf with a market value of over 10,000 gold coins, she went to a prince for a fortune? Didn't she know her Dark Elf bloodline would bring her into question? If you don't know, you can sell directly to the slave traders. The slave trade in this country is not illegal. Dark Elf slaves are always super expensive bestsellers, with an average price of over 60,000 gold coins and no market! ”

As it turns out, all the dark elves present looked at me amazingly, and the little half elf girl took a step backwards, looking at my eyes was dangerous.

Well, it seems inadvertently revealed something... Okay, well, I admit, I did move, and I thought about buying a Dark Elf to “corrupt," not with expectations in some respects, but now that the maid is not around, she always feels empty and everything herself is very unpleasant.

Forget it, even after eating your own dishes, breaking your clothes and burning your own bath water, this is a big man trying to change the daily life of the whole world.

What's wrong with heroes and legends, heroes don't have to eat and wash dishes, legends don't have to grind their own knives to fix their clothes... to miss the old life of corruption, at least not the daily tangle between eating black bread dipped in milk or drinking milk with black bread fragments?

No, I can't go out, how can there always be a big meal ready, bread and milk are always the staple foods in the whole world, I prefer not to like it, it's even more painful.

Well, I admit, I'm not a determined proletarian revolutionary, I've been corrupted by feudal society's candy shells... who says I'm a maid control, I'm a maid control, what's wrong! I am the feudal landlord, my maid controls my pride! At least I'll pay!

As for why think about elves, it's not because humans are too fragile and their life span is too short, find an elf that can use it for hundreds of years... cough, it's not for mutual use, don't get distorted.

What, a dead cat? I also prepare milk and eggs for her every day, forgetting to announce that I abuse cats everywhere, and I wonder who owns them.

But considering the personal image, especially the city management elves who increasingly see me as a saint, even if they happen to encounter a country where the slave trade is legal, this personal hobby has never materialized. I thought that it was the King's way to fight the slave traders, so I could harvest one elf maid brightly. Now that the scene is so strange, I am naturally very disappointed.

Of course, Baker didn't know about these changes, he was just tangled up for his strange daughter.

“Yolanda feels she can hide her identity. ”

“To sum up, she was poisoned by a knight's novel, disguised as an identity, and mixed into a team of assassins recruited by a prince. If you didn't pass the waitress interview, would you be a waitress? ”

The Dark Elf Baker was also a little helpless when he said this big daughter, he still couldn't say anything. For example, the older daughter was still normal when she was in the mountains. As a result, the city became a cripple addicted to knight's novels. She couldn't get out of the house every day without working. She wanted to be seen by some hegemonic prince..... recently she went out of the house easily, but went after her “true love”.

Even when she stopped herself from leaving, she was probably this disguised identity that revealed more stories of love and said:

“Worried of being exposed? No, I'm a natural girl, and like the story, all crises are turned into opportunities, and when they are uncovered, I should also meet my beloved prince. ”

“Hey, my daughter can't be normal. ”

“Hey, so much for a maid. ”

The sighs of the two men came together, but the difference was not small, but the distress in the sighs resonated implicitly, forcing me to add a little bit of fondness to Baker.

And for me, although I don't know why Baker's expression is so complicated, I can almost understand Baker's helplessness and worries. After all, the bear child is the one that the family will encounter, and the situation is really dangerous, and no wonder Baker will ask me to save him.

Now that the news of Prince Mills being assassinated by the Dark Elves should be known to the passers-by, the city's Dazo is perfectly natural, and if Yolanda is found to be of Dark Elves origin, it is the scourge of killing herself, and if Yolanda finds her father and sister to be the parties, it is easy to do something, and if she reveals her identity, it is probably the end of the day.

“This is her contact address, we are afraid we will not be able to enter the city now, please send her a message... No, please bring her out, whether she wants to or not. The city will become more dangerous in the future, especially for elves like us. ”

It was a small thing to do, and how could I refuse it?

“It's a romantic Pokémon clan, maybe I'll give you another half Pokémon granddaughter in the future. ”

Seeing the atmosphere was so embarrassing, when I accepted the contact address, I made a joke. Old Baker smiled bitterly and didn't say anything, and that little Rea, who had just bitten me to death, suddenly exited.

“Impossible, our sisters would never seek a human husband. ”

Smell it, I'm laughing.

“Little man, don't hate humans for this. There are good and bad humans. There are evil bastards who want to kill you, and there are those who will save you. At least I'm a human being (probably). ”

If this little girl nods her head in vain, or simply rebuts that “all humans are bad guys," it's probably normal, but she...

“Are you retarded? What does this have to do with good or bad human beings? ”

Rhea turned a white eye and looked at me like an idiot, like sometimes Heroise looked at me...

I just remembered that half elves are famous for their pseudo-Lori clan. Their flesh is growing faster than elves, but their souls are only slightly slower than humans. A half elf who looks like a young girl should have adult knowledge and personality. Maybe the sister poisoned by the knight's novel is also a minor.

“How can I foolishly touch an ordinary man with such a short life expectancy, such a long life expectancy, and a love destined for tragedy from the beginning? ”

When she said that, Raya looked at her father with anger.

“From the time Mom got wrinkled with her father, I didn't think it had to be the right choice. Mom left us like this 10 years ago, I vowed not to find humans as future companions, and only that irreverent sister is so stupid. So naive, when she comes back, I will teach her a lesson! ‘

Faced with the anger of his little daughter, Father Baker's face was full of helplessness and guilt. In his own view, it was enough to spend a lifetime with his beloved, but for his daughters, watching his mother die in old age caused a lot of trouble.

I just remembered another question...

“Then why did you bite me when you had an adult mind? ”

“I hate the guy who thinks I'm a kid, especially if you look at me like an idiot. ”

“Idiot? Me?”

“I am already sixty years old, I have advanced alchemy, the Enchanted Master (Golden Class), twelve languages, if not special circumstances already have the Bachelor's title, you are no more than twenty, it is by birth to obtain a higher status, what would it be? You're not an unschooled fool. ”

Semi-Pokémon are, in a sense, truly family members, growing at a rate comparable to that of humans, coupled with the lifespan of the Pokémon after the discount, so long as they are not too lazy, sooner or later they will reach the peak in some way, but perhaps this is the gift that transcends the two communities from which the blood originates, making them unpopular in both communities.

And the body is not fully developed, naturally unable to achieve in battle, if you want to learn the technique, and there are no channels. Efforts in knowledge-oriented academic fields are indeed a more appropriate option, but the ability to achieve the Master of Double Materials undoubtedly proves that her talents and efforts are both poor.

For the first time, I was accused of not being academic, and then I was a little happy, but then I thought of some other triviality.

If this Rhea really has the minds of adults, how can she foolishly offend me in my own territory? Now it is nothing more than to show our own value and attract our attention. A golden class double-material master who is about to break through is very valuable, while a master who is unable to protect himself can only become a treasured asset.

Perhaps she also saw the current situation and thought about the possibility of being handed over as a murderer. It would be better to be extorted than to be tied to a firecracker, otherwise she would not risk exposing herself to her own values. With this in mind and action, her immature appearance has been far exceeded.

“Heroise, it seems to be your kind, seemingly pure and dark fake Lori. Why can't I meet a silly, cute, normal person? ”

“Che, it's worse than me, but it's a good seedling, and I'm going to do a few little tests, and if you can, I don't know if you'll have more than one sibling. ”

“Come on, I've got a lot of brothers and sisters, and there's still a few left to live. If your mentoring habits come back, play with the little girl yourself. ”

Throw the dead cat screaming in the air to the little girl and leave a sentence, "Little girl, don't think too much, Bayer hasn't had the patience to make me pay. By the way, I'm over 300 years old, you have at least 10,000 dead cats in your hands". I don't even look at Raya full of surprises, so I'm going to do my thing.

Now that a preliminary agreement has been reached with the “Bayer's Royal Family", it is natural not to be nestled in a narrow assault boat, while allowing them to make some adjustments, and it is time for me to check on the people who remain in the house.

All that remained at the Mission site were genuine “diplomats” who followed from the Magistrate's country, and the confrontation between the two countries led them to maintain the same attitude as that of visiting Bayer.

And I just left the house, and there was a man behind me.

“Green... Grina? ”

“I also want to go out for a walk. I just came across something like this and haven't been in Bayer yet. ”

Compared to the past, although the same evil eye wore a blindfold and the face was much better, although still young, there were more women dressed in soft and cute clothes, not just because I had a blood transfusion that pressed the magic pulse effect, but because Cavins and I were acquiesced.

“Two descendants, one on each side, whose disciples have achieved great success, indicate who is strong.” I guess that's what Cavins thinks.

Regardless of whether that second thought is right or not, at least without the blood shout, Grina can sleep every night, at least her personality has matured a lot... watching her skilfully jump into that “Green” armor, fingers clicking on the switches lightly, face excited to start this mechanical armor, I immediately decided to take it back.

“Boss, ‘Green' is now more than five times more powerful than before, and there's a powder bank with space equipment stockpiles, at least three times more powerful than before. Give the order, let's do it. ”

Heavy male voices came out of the armor, a lamp came out of the armor, all kinds of explosives and artillery were taken out and adjusted, the revolving machine gun under her arm was automatically loaded with ammunition, listen to this because the battle was going on and the raging teenage voice, I again confirmed the folk rumor about Queen Shrewell —— the queen was a double worker, and as long as she wore the armor, her personality would automatically change.

Shaking my head without thinking too much, I am not a secondary school and Heroise educational habit like Cavins, what will Grina look like, let it go.

But at the moment I could almost understand why she was following me automatically. She probably didn't know it was us and Bayer. She saw me going out and thought I had a chance to fight, so she just followed me.

But I also didn't intend to refuse, just to talk about the changes in my hometown. Although I have a lot of information in my hand, how can it compare to the personal feelings of the people involved?

And what was expected was that when Grina found out there was no war, it was frustrating.

“My new weapon needs a chance to be tested in action.....”

But when it comes to the situation in the North, she takes it seriously. After all, she has been in the Queen's position for almost a year now, and unlike Renee, who has many helpers, Grina relies mostly on herself.

“As long as the new crops yield a good harvest, this year's situation will be no worse. And the Sacred Mountains of the Barbarians seemed to find a new mysterious silver mine, where the old guys were still peeling off for mining, but I thought it was only a matter of time before they nodded under your chamber of commerce silver bomb offense. Of course, I guess what you most want to know is the public opinion orientation and the spiritual state of the people in the North. I can only say that it is much better than expected. Now the morale is high and the people's hearts are available....."

The young girl in the open armor is constantly talking about business, but her little hand is pulling a gun and explosive, disassembling, assembling, commissioning, distraction is not wrong at all, while lamenting the girl's increasingly strange character, I am a little happy, after all, the North has become our foundation today, where everything is the best news.

In a way, Grina is much more normal than her cousin Renee, and at least the reputation of Queen Grina, who is good at government and wise, is getting louder and louder than Princess Renee, who is increasingly known as the "Seal of Activity”.

And as a talented engineer, Glenna had a deep understanding of magic mechanics, and even she had begun to change the lives of the people of the Kingdom of Silverwell with the creation of magic mechanics, combined with military and political excellence, perhaps Cavins was right in thinking that Glenna was my most suitable heir to a lot of miscellaneous stuff than Renee, who was becoming more and more "brutal”.

Of course, this is not my "young" intention to step back to the second line, but it is necessary to choose a backup in advance, no one can guarantee that I will suddenly walk down the road and be bombed by some god, or meet some assassin.....

“Well, all of a sudden, I feel like I'm really a crow mouth. ”

“Oh, I feel lucky… it's time to show them our new gear. ”

There is only one street from the temporary compound, but suddenly the streets are sparsely populated, and the deliberately hidden breath and shadows in the dark have revealed the identity of the visitor - the assassin.

“Hey, Glenna, remember to leave two alive to ask. ”