The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Police and life savers are always late in novels and movies, but reality is not a novel, and obviously there are problems if it always happens.

“You guys are having a good time watching the show. ”

The Dark Dragon Knight in front of him is very young, looks about fifteen or six years old, with shy red and scattered acne on his face, from this obviously disgraceful appearance, it does not seem to be able to change the old oil bars in front of the lies.

“I actually became a bait! How dare you fish with me! ”

This was the first thought I saw of the late Dragon Knights and Guardian Knights.

And some of the signs also proved my idea, such as the five dragon knights suddenly rowing over their heads, hunting down the runaway spirits, leaving this weakest, even obviously underage, to say hello to me, and this guy, with just two condoms, has almost divulged the information.

In fact, I didn't have to ask this little kid, so I got the results. It's a coincidence today.

I don't believe that Oros has such weak control over his city, and I don't believe that his top secret level of information is so easy to leak.

If it really leaked to the dead so quickly, the most likely reason is that he deliberately revealed the information that I already had on the formula "Esso's Gift” to the spiritual detectives who had already been exposed! Then those who died came to me.

And for the dead spirits hiding in King Bayer, killing me or getting the formula from me, it's a multiplicity of deals, an irresistible temptation that pays off enough to take any risk.

So they knew there was a good chance it was a trap, but given that all they had to do was eat the bait, they didn't hesitate to bite.

What if I hang up? For Bayer, the natural threat is gone, isn't that a good thing?

“It's really steady. ”

And the dragon knights who happen to be here will probably have to squat outside and wait for me and the dead to fight a double defeat to pick up the cheap. Of course, if I win, I will probably be here to rescue them. In such a short period of time, I can think of a steady and undefeated trap, and less than two hours after the arrangement, should I say that Oros is worthy of the title of "drug scorpion”?

“… be shaded. ”

Release Grina, even if I don't have to tell her anything, she sees these messy conspiracies, but she's in a worse mood, but she's underpowered and dragged her back in the battle.

“Don't worry, you owe us. I'll make the old man throw up. Don't think too much, you're too young. ”

He touched the little guy's head and glanced at him. Although he escaped, he obviously didn't clean up the mess.

In front of that dragon knight, I was casually thrown into my frozen earth by the comatose Serpent Duchess. Such a trophy could not dig up the organizational intelligence of the dead spirit in Bayer, how could I leave it to Bayer?

But not only are the remains of the dead present, but the human assassins who attacked us before were surrounded by dead spirits, and they didn't die, and they are still alive, probably fateful.

As for the living assassins who were driven here, leave it to Bayer to deal with if he doesn't have a prince behind him.

And I was going to go to the palace to get the old fox to settle the bill, and all of a sudden, Grina grabbed my sleeve and pointed it at a tree on one side.

“... it seems we don't have to go to Baker's eldest daughter. ”

And Cersei trembled on the tree beside her, wasn't it a black-skinned semi-Pokémon assassin, and there was an irregular shadow around her, and if Grina's eyes weren't hard to spot, it seemed that she had used the genius of the Dark Pokémon to escape the crisis just now.

“... it seems that most of her investment was in Mills. Now that I know my password, it looks like I'm going to kill someone... and kill the elf. ”

And I said, "I put holy light in my eyes, and then I got a pair of eyes, and they were killing me, and I stared at her.

“Don't scare her. She's fainting. ”

“... I've already regretted it. I think I peed my pants. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Glenna, I need to talk to you. ”

“Let me carry her? Never mind. She's gonna get my armor dirty. ”

“No, I just need your help changing her underwear. Here, this should fit. ”

“… you'd better explain why you carry these underwear with you. Is the legendary Princess Peach..."

“In the past, it's hard to look back, it's a young pot... Hey, I haven't changed. Don't run away! Your attitude hurts your grandfather. ”

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“As the ambassador of the Mage's country, I was assassinated in front of my embassy, suffering from both mental and physical torture, while your guards were late, and I seriously doubt that they did it on purpose. This is not only a personal threat to me, but also an insult to my country. ”

The old man in front of him still smiled in harmony, but no matter how ridiculous I said it, this guy seemed to be still acting as a mascot, but the diplomats and the guard knights had been pissed off by my rudeness.

Even after walking into the middle of the night, the glorious living room was still lit, and from the blood stains on the participants' eyes, as well as the untainted footprints on the floor and the numerous tea cups that had been renewed, it might be said that the meeting in Bayer had not ended and that none of them had been dissolved.

Indeed, just after the talks with us, Mills was told of the assassination, an emergency meeting, and then the meeting was not over, and Oros suddenly consulted with a visitor on an emergency basis, and then went on to meet again, this time in preparation for various emergency plans, even mentioning war plans.

It can be said that this group of civilians and diplomats have been busy for at least 14 hours, or have dealt with important matters at the highest level, and have become nervous and bloody, and when they find out that I seem to be causing all the trouble, it naturally upsets me.

And at this moment, in their eyes, my people just killed Prince Mills, who had high popular hopes in the streets during the day. Instead, the wicked first confessed, and they were still proud in front of the emperor. This was a great disgrace in the feudal era of the knights who humiliated their subjects.

“... hey, old man, I've said so much, you have to at least react a little, really think I'm a cheerful little white rabbit. ”

“Rude! Do you know who you're talking to? This is the co-lord of the Kells, guardian of the Mountains of Mandu, in front of the throne of the King Oros of the Kingdom of Bayer, you...”

A common feature of the big characters is the string of titles, which is scary to say, especially for rookies, but I'm afraid this move doesn't mean anything to an old oil strip like me.

“Cough, this is the divine envoy of the God of the Law, the sword guardian of the seven kingdoms of the North, the descendant of the Last Lan, the son of the Holy Light, the member of the Truth Council of the Land of the Mage, the destroyer of the Everlasting Night, indelible...”

Grina also burst out with a long list of titles, it still looks very eye-catching, isn't it more than the title, who's afraid of who?

“Who are you? Do you have a part in this? Are you a diplomat in the Land of Mages? Bullshit little girl! ”

An officer with a goat's beard stood up and yelled, and if I remember correctly, he seemed to be the prime minister of the country, like Carlo.

He did have such a high hand, losing the battle, knocking on the mountain tiger, but the "young lady's entourage” used to kill chicken monkeys in his eyes seemed to find the wrong person.

“Cough, this is Her Majesty the Queen of the Kingdom of Silwell. As the Plenipotentiary Diplomatic Envoy of the Alliance, I strongly protest your insults to Her Majesty and ask you, Carlo, to apologize immediately. Moreover, Her Majesty the Queen of the Lan Alliance has just arrived in your country and has been attacked. We need to explain! ”

This time, it's my turn.

And the clerks here were startled, but then suddenly, my background was not intended to be hidden at all, and the sudden arrival of the Queen was perfectly understandable given my relationship with the countries of the North.

But my request, of course, is that a civilian yell at the queen of a country in an official setting, which is a serious diplomatic malpractice and merely a request for an apology has been restrained.

Of course, you can also consider pressure. Are there few examples of major powers overwhelming small States? But now, before His Majesty's throne, the Emperor does not speak, and how dare a civilian take his place?

At this point, however, it is clear that the momentum will weaken as soon as the head is lowered and will be affected in subsequent negotiations, a psychological factor that is also important in the current delicate circumstances.

Instead of apologizing, it would have serious diplomatic consequences, and when Carlo hesitated to bend over, he kept talking when Oros was set up.

“Your Royal Highness, there are some things that are still open. Tell me what you really want. ”

“Compensation, physical compensation and moral damages! It's too vulgar to talk about money. Let's start with a dozen dragon knights. If you can't, your country's specialty Byron Maniacs and Shield Dragon Guardians will be fine. ”

Just as the elite White Wolf Guards of the Royal Oran Knights, the extreme light knights of Donglan, and avalanche defenders, Bayer also has its own mass-produced Ace Troops. The Dragon Maniacs are said to be killing machines with an average level of silver top, and the Shield Dragon Guardian is a super defender who claims to be able to line up against Kensei. The information about these two Troops is already the national treasure of Bayer, so how can they be freely given?

“Thief! ”

“How dare you...”

The lion's big mouth was always hateful, and for a moment, the roar and reprimand was all over my ear, but I did it as a wind in my ear.

Of course I know that they will not compensate for such an important treasure, let alone the Dragon Knight, but isn't negotiating this the same thing as cutting the price on the street, even if I know you won't accept it, but cutting half the price first to try the bottom, when both sides implicitly know each other's bottom line, then entering the substantive bargaining phase.

When everyone was surprised, Oros nodded with a smile.

“Okay, is that all? Yes, I'll pay you back. ”