The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In a small, private courtyard, a man's "battle” against a woman is coming to an end, and a woman is lying on the ground moaning powerlessly. Song.

“Have you had enough? It's been a long night. I can't stand it. I'm tired and I take my pills, but I don't have time to rest for a moment. I've never seen you so shameless. ”

The silk scarf worn on the smaller body is the only shameful cloth, but it is also wet and permeable at this time. The toddler's cheeks are overstretched with red xia, which can make the Vineyard Duchess of Wierminghe look so powerless, perhaps I should be proud.

The mysteries of the human body are endless, and the high-order spirit of death simulates the normal physiological response of humans not only for the enjoyment of pleasure, but it seems that in order to exploit the potential of the body, the Serpent Duchess has restored at least several sensory organs and secretory fluids.

“Oh, since you can't resist, lay down and enjoy yourself, well, if you can't stand it, lay down with your thighs open... damn, who threw a brick at me? ”

Looking at the Serpent Duchess, who was already called Forgiver, listening to her groan of exhaustion, I had to laugh and laugh, but someone threw my head away.

“Don't be ridiculous, there are minors here! Isn't that funny? What body fluids? Just sweat is enough! ”

At a glance around, Glinda, Dimerette and other minors looked at me in a very exciting way, shithead, what were those high-multiplier telescopes and memory crystals doing? Are you going to make copies of the money for sale... if it sells well, remember to share the bill with me afterwards!

“... watching her say so funny, accidentally followed. Alexandra, get up. Round 121, let's move on, at least 30 seconds this time! ”

Yes, it's just martial arts training, and I'm not used to mistreating prisoners. As for those who are or are not, they naturally aren't when they're being watched by a group of people... cough, I just want an eye-catching maid who fits the maid's costume. Is it wrong as a man?

Cough, to be honest, in my private small courtyard, there was no such thing as disharmony, torture PLAY or anything, I would love to do it, but just now I was thrilled to make ten great torture tools out of ice, and the Serpent Duchess did not hesitate to do anything.

“You've succumbed so easily, your honor and your loyalty? Have you worked hard on your flesh? Your martial arts monk is unyielding? How could you do that? Am I not too accomplished? ”

“Honor? There is no honor in a dead man. My loyal monarch is dead. ”

Well, the surrender was so forthright, she made too much sense, and suddenly I had nothing to say.

In fact, the loyalty and honor of the Sovereign Sovereign Sovereign Sovereign Sovereigns, for example, did not have to exceed expectations. Once they died, they looked lighter at fiction other than obsession. Well, frankly, they were a bunch of bastards with no manipulation and no faith.

And on the death side, the battle between the dead monarchs is also the winner of all annexation, the weak flesh eater and the obedient have engraved their veins, surrender or something, not too much to think about, especially when the other side is another dead king.

“I have tried, and this is a tribute to Lord Esso for lifting his soul covenant before he died. ”

Of course, this information is too easy for me to believe. The dead spirits also have their own ways of communicating. It is true that extracting the other spirits can obtain information, but it is obviously too wasteful. Dependencies obtained by contract are the most common and effective.

The soul deed, such as that of the master's dead servant, followed the death deed of sale, a little bit of a spiritual elder would not have had to sign, and Esso did get the loyalty of these proud spiritual monarchs, at least how can I threaten, this guy is reluctant to sign the soul deed.

And taking a step back, just to get the epic spirit to sign a servant contract with a compulsory order, it took me a lot of brains, at least the top ten torture I showed again were basically not deterrent, and finally I took out the frozen flame, threatening her to become an eternal ice sculpture, so she obeyed.

But even if she surrenders and sells her teammates so well, we still have nothing to gain.

Less than a year ago, Lady Snake herself came to this position. She belonged to Esso's elite demise monarch. She took up her duties alone. The good news is a high weight. The bad news is that she was suddenly transferred to a bareback commander in a strange department.

The original point of contact would certainly not have been used after she was captured, and Esso's backbone was almost dug up. Alessandra didn't know much about it. To this day, it is estimated that it would have been useful to have the character and abilities of some dead emperors and spiritual monarchs. In a short period of time, there was basically zero use.

“If I don't have any waste here, I'll pay for my meals with my flesh... Why are you looking at me like this? Am I wrong? Such a rare opponent to practise martial arts. Come on, let's practice a round. ”

There seems to be something wrong there recently, and my remarks always seem to go to strange places.

But for me, I'm afraid the greatest value the Serpent Duchess has right now is training to learn martial arts.

“If it weren't for this armor, I'd be dead hundreds of times. ”

I like to sum up after the war, because the problems exposed in the real world are always very deadly, such as the SAVE&LOAD attack is often smooth, of course, if it doesn't survive, the experience from the post-mortem regeneration summary will be more effective, generally badend gives a lot of experience in the game, and can inherit the last equipment and experience, but unfortunately in the real world, there are not many opportunities, and time will not allow me to return indefinitely, otherwise sooner or later the perfect template will be cultivated... it seems that the topic is becoming increasingly deviant.

Cough, to be honest, before this battlefield, I didn't expect to be suppressed so tragically, every move was predicted, temporary change of tactics was instantly targeted, but the other party's attack was completely defenseless. If it wasn't for this amazing armor defense, I would have lost.

If I see it as a simple martial arts duel, I don't know how many times I have lost. Although martial arts monks are indeed called proximity demon professions, they are targeted so tragically, and it is too far. If you can't figure it out, ask your opponent.

Of course, at first she refused! I guess she thinks... yah... I just surrendered, you can't call me anything, I'll do it now, it's not just to cheat myself, then I showed Heroise the renovation technique, said Slime can no longer satisfy me, did you choose to be a snail or earthworm, so she behaved.

“Your sword? That's good. I'm really not sarcastic. You should be the foundation of the ancient court genre. Each sword is well founded, plus a very good fighting instinct and talent, to say you're a century-old genius of swordsmanship. That's good, well, it's pretty good among humans. ”

Well, the last few words negate everything, yes, you're good, but “just among humans," you're “a hundred years of rare swordsmanship genius," but I'm sorry, it's still just a human category.

I'm not ashamed to be angry, I'm just listening silently, because that's the reality, since the Duchess of Snakes can beat me up with her flesh to the north, listen to what she has to say, besides, in my experience, it's important to listen to the experience of experts in the professional field, and the experts are generally good words.

“... Yes, you are good among humans, but you should have seen from my beatings that your sword skills are still obsessed with the fact that the opponent is a 'man', and the great thing is a big guy of three to four meters. Swordsmanship lacks imagination and change, so it's easy for me to predict and even look at your eyes and muscles to see the direction of your next move. ”

It's a problem, but how can I solve it? I can't get rid of bones, I can't change joints, I can't imagine.

“Don't look at me with suspicion, I have reason to speak. Have you ever seen a body suddenly split apart and thrown a bomb at your opponent? Have you ever seen an opponent with greasy fists that stick on top? Have you ever seen an opponent full of Vajra, the only limb weakness in the soles of his feet? Do you know how clever I am in choosing this shape? Before I formed my own style of combat, I had not only experienced countless battlefields, but also challenged thousands of monasteries and dealt with thousands of legendary martial arts monks. ”

After a pause, the Serpent Duchess suddenly gave a slight expression of fear and seemed to recall some tragic memories.

“... I'm not really anything. Don't think I've reached the top of my physical skills. In fact, I've failed dozens of times in a thousand fights, and I've been lucky enough to escape. Some of them even did nine punches, and one punch directly smashed all my joints, and if I hadn't been a blood clan by then, I'm afraid the best result would have been lifelong disability. ”

Indeed, the older and more evil the martial monks are, the only way to deal with them is to never let them near. Fortunately, the martial monks do not seem to live long enough. Somehow, he remembers Ermdirokan. His martial form seems to be imitating one of his unbeatable opponents.

“And in the realm of the dead, in order to compete for the possibility of progress and survival, the struggle between the dead never stops. At least three of my past peers were able to easily defeat me, and two of the Great Sovereign Emperors had martial arts far superior to mine. Most of them are pure human shapes, but that fighting skill has reached an area I can't reach. And defeating me with talent is more. ”

I was also proud of my swordsmanship. After all, practicing randomly became swordsmanship enough to prove my gift, but now it seems that it is still the "human sphere”. If it was placed more than 300 years ago, it would still be proud enough, but...

“Considering our future opponents, this is not going to work. ”

Future opponents will only get stronger and stronger. Millennials and tens of thousands of years old monsters are likely to encounter each other. No matter how powerful my sword comes with, it still makes no sense not to hit it. Therefore, as an important cornerstone of my battle system, the strengthening of sword skills is very necessary.

“In action, you can't see it at this level. Sooner or later, the accumulation of combat experience will bring about sharp changes. Your foundation is strong, but there is a clear lack of field experience. And by the way, there are all kinds of ancient swordsmanship, and they've long used pure swordsmanship to achieve effects that magic can't achieve. ”

I remembered the ancient and ancient swordsmanship in the system and justice points redemption list, and then I looked at the empty and empty justice points, and I remembered that the dead cat and system have been spending money “help me" lately, the fewer points I saved, the more I could buy half a book, now only one page, tears almost fell off.

“One page doesn't know if Beyana sells or not, cough, this is too embarrassing, I don't want to for now... since the ancient sword technique is irrespective, let's exercise in action first, isn't this a rare target right in front of us? ”

Well, now that it's impossible to run to the battlefield as a cannonball dust, the warfare between mortals can't give me the experience I need. It's rare to meet an opponent like Alexandra, so I restricted her ability to reach the golden class, forbid her to kill, and then reduced speed, reduced comprehensiveness, and continued practice.

But even so, I was beaten to bitterness at first, but then I discovered that the "Dreamwood" was able to recover my physical strength and injuries like it did on the battlefield, which the Duchess of Snakes called "taking pills," and so, after more than a hundred games, the situation changed… well, no change, progress was so easy.

Although I was still beaten, at least it lasted a little longer, unfortunately now the Serpent Duchess is lying on the ground pretending to die and reluctant to get up alive.

“Well, let you go today, it's a waste of time to die at once... don't think about running, countless eyes staring at you, or turning you into a mouse just in time with Heroise! ”

“... let me remind you a little bit that if you're going to turn her into a mouse, you'd better talk to Sad Wind, who recently brought back a bunch of stinging white rats. ”

“Okay, I will. ”

“Who's the sad wind? ”

The lonely, unheard king of the dead asked curiously, and Grina, smiling badly, stuffed her with a book, and then the Serpent Duchess turned a few pages and immediately stood up.

“Lord Roland, all of a sudden I feel something again. Let's continue practicing. ”

Watching this slightly trembling demise monarch, while sighing at someone's growing lethality, he had to come up with an idea.

“Otherwise, if he encounters a prisoner who will not surrender, he will be turned into an animal and fed to the sad wind. ”

“Isn't that inhuman? ”

“This is inhumane! ”

“My lord, think twice, just because you've done such an evil deed, you'll be considered an evil villain! ”

“Boss, I object. My sadness is not random! ”

“Well, you're not human when you get up. ”