The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Treatment Options for Sherry (3rd Edition). ”

In the thick booklet, I carefully wrote the treatment plan.

“Plan One, Transfer the soul, Rebuild a whole flesh for the transfer of the soul. ”

“The advantage of this scenario is that it is simple to operate and in a short period of time can make a perfect flesh, simply pure soul transfer, and my technology is essentially free of the possibility of error. The downside is that as a creature of the dead, there is definitely no current body to use. Forget about fertility, but I can replicate it perfectly with diet, normal male and female entertainment. I sealed a part of my soul, and this time it was impossible to create a miracle like this. ”

“PS. Since the seven original sins involve the mystery of soul searching, that is, uncertainty as to whether the new flesh transferred will inherit its original troubles, the programme remains to be developed. ”

“Plan two, process her soul, strip it of the part that belongs to '* * *' and turn it into a fool without love cells, then she will never fall in love with anyone else and naturally will not start the system (highly recommended)”

“The advantage of this program is that it is simple and straightforward and a perfect soul surgery can solve the seasonal disease of love once and for all. But the downside is that although the technology of soul surgery is relatively complete, if you are unlucky, it is also normal for you to have multiple personalities brought about by the instability of the soul and the division of the soul. ”

“HIGHLY RECOMMENDED NOTE: This program perfectly saves this perfect circulatory system, and when my technology goes further, all the problems of nature can be solved. Well, it should be said that saving the original system of ‘* * *' keeps me constantly researching and helps my personal research and I should have a breakthrough soon! And you have the possibility of getting new sisters! ”

When I put both options in front of Everly, I looked forward to her choosing the latter, because, in any case, it was the latter that maximized our gains and helped her get rid of the stubborn disease of love, which is a powerful cure.

The most basic sin of permanent stripping from the soul, which is a miracle that can only be done by my normal soul surgery that day!

Sequelae of multiple personalities? What kind of sequelae is that? Multiple personalities can bring many talents and talents. This is a gift! I don't see Evelyn so powerful right now. She's got ten personalities, ten talents! That was my first creation.

And this blue dragon only looked at the plan, and did not hesitate to put it in front of him, and then he punched his nose...

“Suck.”

Well, no snot sprayed all of a sudden, and it looks like the dragon is still very clean.

“Whoo!”

But I didn't have time to rescue it, and this time it was supposed to be sprayed, and it was lightning, so the treatment I worked so hard on burned it down.

“You've gone too far, it took me two whole days... ”

“Twenty minutes, take out your plan three, and you'll wait for us to deny both, so that the plan can be adopted quickly? Don't look at me so strangely, but we know you well enough not to twist to death. Don't you like ‘the perfect conspiracy to make your opponent think that the situation is his best choice? All I have to do is create an environment where he has to make the choices I expected. ’ ”

Well, that sounds like my tone. Don't be ridiculous.

And while the third solution is to be taken out sooner or later, it is always very unpleasant to be seen by others here. I stumbled on my mouth, but I still took it out. Now that I have done the plan, I still have to take it out.

“Third option: Physical psychotherapy to let them know that love is purely a neurological disease. Well, it's a mental illness. Adolescent children devote a lot of energy to it, but nothing is gained. So we need to guide them, let them read more and exercise more, and let them focus their main energies on their studies and careers, such as fighting for human progress and delaying their entry into medical history. Generally, after adolescence, they will not necessarily get sick, but once they are still in the emotional phase, they will be treated directly for long-term cryotherapy...”

Blue Dragon Everly smiled, then there was no more...

“Hey, how did you swallow it? I wrote very hard. ”

“Fourth plan? ”

“No… well, here. ”

This time the booklet was thin, it was just a page, so I just read it.

“It's obsessive, it's electronic heroin! Love is a hallucination! She needs electricity! Need more electric shocks and chairs...”

“… I think you need electricity! Cure your unsaved head in thunder! ”

Strong thunderstorms covered the sky, not so deadly, but a coke black face was inescapable, and the most troubling thing was that under electrical reaction, all my hair was erected.

“Golden Moses? Isn't this a country out of the mainstream? You're out of line! I fought you! ”

I kind of know why Blue Dragon is so annoying. Their temper is so grumpy! Aren't I just kidding? No sense of humor! You can't be ridiculous.

“... your joke can't stand anyone, I said first, you have to experiment to find your ‘new pet’, don't use me. ”

Ignoring the grievances of the dead cat, he escaped from the backpack a new reserve plan, what is the reserve plan, the plan when the plan, the plan, the plan did not work... this is the initial finalization (do not change the version for now), how can you say that it is fully prepared.

“The fourth option, through hypnosis and the latent acquiescence of book speech, is to gradually change its sexual orientation and make it fall in love with women, and then to see if it triggers this organ. If not, we will have enough time to observe..."

“Tear it!”

Okay, next.

“Plan five, brainwash it, or give it permanent retardation, as long as it falls to the infant level... Okay, okay, don't spray me, plan six...”

“… the thirteenth programme, which transforms her flesh, rehabilitates her reproductive organs and turns her into him. The conflict between soul instinct and physical instinct, whether ‘he’ still falls in love with the opposite sex, well, it's a topic worth studying. ”

“Cough, I get it, I get it, 13 gives up, 14 we can seal her forever with confinement, or get Emila to release the sleeping beauty curse, what? Not satisfied? What a tough guest to serve. All right, all right, plan fifteenth..."

“Plan 27, we can find a sad breeze... Okay, don't do it, it's my fault to be the first to use the sad breeze, this program is abandoned. ”

We are in a position where there is a huge underground hole that cannot be seen at first sight, and when Evelyn and I are bullshitting, there is a long line of marching behind us, countless craftsmen, fighters walking slowly with their luggage and cars, and their destination is the empty gateway in front of them - the dragon world entrance.

And thanks to this passage to the dragon kingdom, to allow dragons, including ancient dragons, to go out freely, this place has long been able to expand into a battleship.

And what I'm talking to right now is Everly, the guardian dragon elder here, but now we're talking only to the more familiar brass dragons and blue dragons.

“… so many boring schemes, have you been idle lately? ”

“No, I've been too busy lately, that's why I'm adjusting the program, combining labor and leisure, you know... why spray me again! Blue Dragon can be unreasonable! ”

“You treat Shirley and our treatments as entertainment! Shouldn't you be lecturing me about that attitude? ”

That's what Blue Dragon said with no expression on his face, but what do I think, is he just trying to find a reason to mess with me? When did I offend her?

“There are probably too many places to offend her, let alone before, and now, normal people will think you're obviously malicious when they see these programs. ”

“But I'm serious! ”

“That's even more than that. It's hopeless. ”

“No, Shirley's still alive. We can't give up therapy. ”

“… I mean, your head is dead, don't struggle, give up treatment sooner...”

All right, next up is the usual man cat fight.

“Pfft, Roland, you've changed. ”

Watching a farce in front of me, Everly, the brass dragon who had been drinking tea and chatting with the gods, was a bit of an exclamation.

“Hmm? Have you become handsome? Probably years of battlefield experience, which makes me more and more masculine. ”

“Being handsome doesn't mean anything, but being cute is definitely true. The photo album of Princess Peach recently sold super well, I bought one too, the sisters grabbed it and said it was cute. ”

“… Heroise, remember to remind me to throw that bastard into the ship guns on the Giant Gate. Well, it's that two-legged, one-tailed, active blasphemy. ”

“I agree, but are the guns enough? I think we should use the main cannon on the Northern Lights. ”

“... cleaning the cannon can be a hassle. ”

We're idle, we're bullshitting here, but somebody can't watch.

“... when you were lonely, you looked like you were laughing, you felt like you were crying, and you resented the whole world, like a man betrayed by the whole world...”

Surprisingly, Blue Dragon Everly opened her mouth. Although she still spoke with her face on her face, her eyes flashed through the color of her memories. Suddenly, the silk memories turned into joy and the frost thawed.

“... that's so handsome! Avengers against the world! ”

That joyful jump is like seeing your favorite star chaser little girl.

“… image, image, five sisters, your image of the iceberg beauty is ruined. ”

In the face of the brass dragon's puke, we nodded silently, and the image of the cold beauty disappeared.

“She's right. I can't believe I'm right.” Dead cats are getting worse and worse, and I seem to be well trained.

But all of a sudden, the Blue Dragon Girl looked furiously at me and...

“Psst.”

I was still a little nervous when the despicable spit was thrown to the ground and the look in my eyes was despicable and stared at like this by a beautiful woman.

“If it was a handsome revenge prince in a legendary story, it would be a joke now! ”

“She's got a point! I can't believe I'm right!” The black cat on his shoulder was surprised.

Okay, Dead Cat, don't throw up... what do you mean you nodded so hard! Don't think I didn't notice you changed the exclamation symbol! Is that how you agree? If I'm a professional comedian, then you're a professional comedian. Turns out we've always been a classic combination of voices!

“Be a funny entertainer, you go! Leave me alone! I'm not like you! ”

“Huh, such a professional puke, dare to say you're not a funny entertainer! Heroise, the funny gene is already buried in your bones! You're a funny son of a bitch... cat! ”

Well, the Second Man and Cat War was back on, but Everly and the others looked at each other and laughed quietly.

They are sent out to communicate with Roland, naturally because they are all sisters who were more committed to the past, and now they see Roland as a few people, and the words of their hearts communicate with each other.

“Five Sisters, compared to the seemingly apathetic but practically good-hearted guy in my memory, I hate the melancholy and anger hidden in his eyes, I prefer the guy in front of me. ”

“... of course you do. Didn't you always enjoy watching comedy? But... it's true, Roland, it's reassuring. Hey, Second Sister's comms? ”

The two of them silently read the newsletter, but the brass dragon first spoke.

“Roland, why do I think you're bothering us on purpose so that we don't check if the goods you bring into the dragon world are contraband? ”

“… I think you're insulting our intelligence, we're not some random customs officials. ”

Well, it wasn't that easy, so I laughed and asked as I handed over the real treatment.

“What level do you think is illegal for a powerful dragon clan? Oh, you think I'm really gonna come in here with something like Sarah's nuclear crystal, and I want to live a few more years. ”

My explanation is not finished yet, the next moment, the two dragons shouted in unison.

“Did you really bring the Sarah crystal?! ”

“No, no, I'm just saying! Give me an example! ”

“... Second Sister is right, he is seriously explaining, which means that his heart is faint. He must have brought Salo nuclear crystal! ”

“What are you doing with this big killer? Are you going to the World War? ”

Well, it seems impossible to hide it, but when I hesitated to see if it was forcible trespassing or frankly sitting through a lenient prison... it didn't seem right there, cough, just at this critical moment, the two female dragons laughed at each other and put their attention to the treatment options in their hands.

“… seems to have been spared a horse, I told you, just take it in and play with these tricks. Others despise it. ”

“Are you gonna let someone bring in a set of nuclear bombs that will alter the continental shelf at any time? It's a matter of principle, I always knew they'd be so generous, so without a position. ”

And at the moment, I can't help but mumble at these deliberate discussions, pretending to be ignorant old friends.

“Perhaps it is not that there is no principled position, but that the position is not necessarily what I knew...”