The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“You're hopeless. Remember to buy a grave before you die and bury it somewhere else. ”

At some point, when the doctor says that to you, it's not that you're hopeless, it's that...

“If you want to live, don't be petty. ”

And if you're really hopeless, I'm afraid nothing will be said in front of you, either notify your family, or try to get involved.

And when negotiating, this kind of technique is used a lot.

The problem is said to be serious, raised high, and if you are frightened, the general conditions of blackmail will naturally be accepted.

I used to use this negotiating technique, but this time, I didn't lie.

“… the collapse of this position is unstoppable. Now that Titan has awakened, even the incarnation has begun to move freely outside, it is almost impossible to let them fall asleep again. ”

Yes, when a person has woken up from a long sleep and is even ready to wake up, is there any way to get them back to sleep?

Although he did not know who made the seal, he was able to seal the existence of a race with a self-balancing position, at least the chaos goddess, the goddess of order, and the perfect seal he laid out created a loophole, trying to fix it, how difficult.

“The seal of the past is like a precision door lock arranged by a master craftsman. Now the lock is broken. To fix the lock, you crafty bastard must first understand the structure of the lock, preferably with the blueprint of the lock, and then remove it for revision. And of course, the easiest thing is to put a lock directly next to it. ”

In this line of thinking, if seals are to be repaired again, they must be unsealed first, but the world is over, and the so-called simplest way to deal with them is simply to put a new seal on the look of the seal is pointless. Titan is able to break the old seal, and the new seal is even simpler.

So even though all branches of the Dragon Nation have strangled their brains and gone through the classics of the past, they still can't find a way to get help from the human magician. In fact, they don't report much expectation.

But on this occasion, I said so bluntly that I couldn't do it, and it was almost like, "You invited me, but you're still hopeless. ”

The person who asked couldn't help but laughed proudly. Of course, Horus was infarcted and squeezed out a sentence.

“You are sincere. ”

“Of course, honesty is a virtue, and it's pure stupidity to say lies that can be seen through. ”

Lies do make a lot of money in some cases, but based on my experience with Little Red, dealing with dragons, especially old dragons, fraud with lies is foolish. In addition to their preference for constant detection of lies, authenticity and other techniques, what is more deadly is that this big lizard, which relies on instinct, tends to be intuitive and can be judged only by intuition as to whether the other person has good intentions and lies.

But if there's really no way, I don't have to come.

I swayed a glass of wine through the bloody red and the scene in front of me was fantastic.

“… although they will awaken, for example, this space is doomed to collapse, and there is no other way, we can delay each other's awakening and even stop it. Of course, there is a lot of price to pay for what we do…”

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I talked to Horus, or rather, I was finished, and the welcoming party naturally came to an end, but it was already late in the night.

Instead of checking in at the location arranged in Dragon City, as they had invited me, I chose to return to the Arctic Light berth outside the city until tomorrow morning for formal consultations.

After all, sometimes it's better to be a little cautious, especially when you have treasures hanging on you and you're back in a bunch of professional bandits.

“... professional bandits? Ein Matthews (Little Red) knows how upset you are when you demean the Dragon Nation. ”

“No, if she really knew, she would only be proud to like it. After all, she was the mother dragon who wrote the robbery reason manual. In her mind, robbery is also a technique, and she herself is the master of this technique. ”

Strolling down the streets of Dragon City, I admired the jade stone complex, and spoke ill of the Dragon Nation.

“… don't say that they did the same thing back then, they saw robbery as a normal profession, even if the colored dragon had no concern, it is that metal dragons often do similar things, but they often use pretexts such as fighting evil. But in the end, the wealth of the wicked flew. ”

“Oh, who called them for quite a while, they were the bosses of the dominant individual fighting power, did bad things and nobody cared about them, unconstrained violence naturally lost control, such as no one to discipline bear children used to dominate, it is also normal to treat other people's things as their own. ”

And me and Heroise walked down the road, and besides attracting the attention of bystanders, we attracted a lot of followers, but walking and following disappeared.

Previously, we had become mobile bombs in the eyes of the Dragon Nation, and in order to keep us out of trouble, it was natural for someone to follow us in secret and disperse the uninvited guests.

And knowing that there are followers in the dark, we still speak ill of the Dragon Nation, and even deliberately amplify the sound.

“Back now? ”

“Of course not. It's rare. I'm also going to take a night out of Dragon City. ”

“Traveling the streets with a bunch of tails? Do you like being treated like a monkey so much? ”

“Of course not, so let's change clothes. ”

Find a corner to wander in, a series of traffic accidents suddenly appeared behind you, and by the time it happened again, it wasn't just the two people.

The red all-over armor carrying a giant heavy sword, combined with a strong dragon pulse, is not uncommon in this city.

For some reason, this deliberately invisible warrior is mainstream. After all, it is lucky that the dragon vein awakening can still maintain an acceptable appearance while bringing strength. It is not comfortable for those pureblooded dragons to be treated as bastards.

As for the most common reconnaissance spells? I was immune from the start.

And as I rubbed past my shoulders with my panicked tail followers, the heavy sword reshaped into a black cat on the shoulder, and she slackened and grabbed the cat's beard, as if that was her most comfortable gesture.

“To where? Robbing the Dragon Treasury? Or steal more dragon eggs? ”

“... I'm not a dragon, I don't have that hobby. Besides, if anything happens now, doesn't everyone know it's us? Go see what the Dragons are hiding. ”

“Something hidden? ”

“Well, didn't you notice the city was too peaceful? ”

“You mean... giant? ”

I nodded, and Helent's impression was that there was a war between giants and dragons, and I don't think they would have taken care of all those troubled giants in a short time, and even if they had won, they would have lost a lot, and I looked forward to actually understanding the actual power of those giants, which would have been better if there had been bicommunal warfare.

“Why don't the Dragons lead the way themselves, anyway, we're allies now. ”

“… will you show your ‘allies' your weakness? ”

“… too. ”

But unfortunately, although we have searched very hard to find ways to heal the wounds and feed the water, there is still no trace of the injured dragons.

“Even the Dragons will necessarily need plenty of food and medicine to replenish their wounds, and it seems that they may not really be here. ”

“... where would that be, the front line of the battlefield? There won't be another Dragon City, will there? Hey, you're so serious about what I'm just saying. ”

“No, it's possible, I don't think the dragons would be so easily exposed to their true core. ”

And the two of us walked and talked, and from time to time we looked at the small stalls on the side of the road, trying to pick up some rare treasures or something... what? Are we out of business? That's what we're doing. Diplomats are also spies. See if we're still collecting people's opinions from each other.

“… it seems that you are thinking of something very rude. Normal diplomats are not all spies and spies, they are the bonds of relations between the two countries. They're tough. ”

“... Well, well, it's a tough bond to try and test each other's underwear ties, then fan each other's people off the streets, and finally try to sponsor the opposition in the other's country. ”

Though there is still no great gain, the conversation, the bullshit, the mood is good along the way.

“Honestly, in fact, if circumstances permit, I really want to trade with the Dragons. After all, each dragon is a treasure trove, so much resources accumulated is not as small a peek. ”

“… how to trade? There is nothing missing from the Dragons. ”

“Well, they're missing a lot. Go on, don't you see how monotonous life is in Dragon Town? We don't even have casinos, brothels, bars in normal cities, and even if they don't lack anything, can't we make consumption? Eat and drink, Lassard, and you can't make money. ”

“You mean? ”

“Don't look at Xiaohong, in fact, she attaches great importance to her scales, runs to the volcanic bath every once in a while, and regularly oils her nails. It is said that prolonged neglect will also reduce combat power. ”

This is not my message. People's nails are dry and crumble. It's probably just ugly. If the dragon's nails are caught and broken, it will probably make the opponent laugh off his teeth. The volcanic bath rich in minerals and fire elements can make the red dragon's squamous armor more energetic and hard. It is also a necessary way to enhance defense. Of course, after washing the volcanic lava bath, the scales will shine for a while before it is fundamental. This is also one of the root causes of the volcano robbery by the red dragon and silver dragon. Silver dragon is also said to be the most beautiful of the Dragon tribe...

“Look how troublesome those moms are with the dragon, she can be a human figure herself, but the baby is bigger and harder to care about. We can provide baby storage to make them happy shopping and, um, sell them necklaces and let them walk with their baby dragons. “

“… how does it sound like a human pet store. ”

“Cough, don't worry about that. Besides the traditional services, we can do beauty manicures here. You can see the colors of their wings are monotonous, red or blue. There is only one color. We can provide colored tattoo services, like embroidering a big tiger, a lion, etc. ”

“... not to mention how awkward it is to embroider a tiger head on a dragon. The dragon has red wings and white wings? Is that Red Dragon or White Dragon? ”

“Mm-hmm, Heroise, you're a genius, and you reminded me, that's a great idea, and we can offer other dragon services to illuminate. For example, Black Dragon, if you get bored, you can paint a layer of gold, and then fake it on the faucet and the wing, pretending to be Golden Dragon. It's much easier to rob someone like that, who's always guarded against a 'righteous' Golden Dragon. ”

“... don't tell me, I think you really did this and will probably be hunted down by all the Dragons, especially the Golden Dragons. ”

“By the way, you...

Roughing is probably the best way to relax. Frankly, Dragon City still puts a lot of pressure on me. After all, whoever sees the sacred steps of the street-water, more than legendary, will shake the power. Not to mention the dragon elders in the reception, who can do that position, the weakest is an ancient dragon, not worse than the ordinary epic strong, and the strongest... At least there are five goals I can't see through at all, conservative estimates exceed my full period.

“The Dragons are so unique, these golden bloodlines are so cheap. As long as the weakest adult is the power of the golden class, a little training can crush ordinary legends, and human training will last a lifetime, that is, silver to the top. ”

“… By the way, since they are so powerful, they should have had a good time in that ‘history’. ”

And I shook my head.

“Basically the same as the Master, the first half of which was a sleepwalking swine teammate, thought he could stay out of the way this time, and by the time it was discovered that the situation was not right to participate fully in the war, the battle had almost collapsed. ”

“Like a cloud tower? ”

I just remembered that I didn't seem to have told Heroise about the super bad transcripts of the Mage's Country in History.

“Well, actually the last thing. It's all too confident in their power, making them accustomed to sitting on the outside changing, feeling that everything is over clouds of smoke, short rains, and when they find themselves caught in the mud and unable to get out, it's hard to get up. You don't see, Horus, when I talk about jihad, either pretend to touch the beard and smile, or interrupt, and make it clear that the Dragons are still going to stay out of this. ”

“… what has happened to the Dragons in history? ”

“Nothing, it's just that the wind of the tree is always missed. It's turned into an army of bone dragons by the dead. It's slaughtered by evil gods. It's parasitized by insects. It's cooked and eaten by giants. Later, the scattered dragons will go around even the human empire. Of course, they joined the army at a later stage, but the losses have been enormous and several branches have been directly extinct. ”

“Oh, is this still a prophet? Will the Dragons be so miserable after that? Can you tell me more about it? ”

And to my surprise, the person who inserted me into the psychic link conversation with Heroise was behind me.

I turned back hard and found that it was a seemingly young snow elf with a short body and no lover tall, and a very cute little face like a red apple.

“How is that possible? How can a heart-linked conversation be eavesdropped. ”

While his face was full of surprise, the white rose in his sleeve was pinched in his hand, his face was still greatly dismayed, but his heart was seriously counting the information that could be leaked and considering the possibility of killing someone in Dragon City.

“… young people these days are horrible, trying to kill each other. Rest assured, young man, I have come with good intentions. Please put away your rose. My husband is too old to be frightened. ”

Xiao Zhengtai's average snow elf spoke in an old fashion and was clearly an old monster. Those silver and white eyes, which looked unusually pure, actually saw through everything.

“The old name has been forgotten by the world, you can call old Sam, too ancient White Dragon, by the count, should be the grandfather of the White Dragon you killed before. By the way, how much do you charge for coloring a white dragon into gold? Can I owe you money? Old age is poor. ”