The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Do you have time to practice sword with me? Don't worry, in general, I won't hurt you, even if I accidentally hurt you, I can still afford to pay for medical treatment. Well, if I accidentally hurt you, I'll cover your six months of living expenses. ”

Tiana looked at me with a smile and not a smile. First I was a beam, but I saw her red face and a look of shame in the dark, and I probably knew the problem was there.

The master is sensitive to the eyes of others. Now where she practises swords, a homeless man with a big beard is constantly looking at sensitive areas. That hot gaze is uncovered. There is nothing left over from the thigh roots, chest and buttocks. It is a dirty crime. Naturally, she is in a bad mood.

This is really a misunderstanding. There were a lot of Dark Pokémon beauties in Sulphur Mountain City before. I got used to watching beauties with Adam. I guess I was just talking about business while I was there. I looked at them that way. This time I was too used to it.

Previously nothing means nothing now. Previously it was either wearing a mask that isolated all perceptions of the goddess or a skeleton. Obviously, it did not attract the attention of the "victim”, but this time it was not 10 meters away, the eyes were still on the opposite point of focus, obviously some of them died.

That thief Mark over there and the wildlings Monde compared me to the thumb, which means that it's probably “awesome, everyone knows that this chick is not easy to mess with, sneak aim, you really have no cover, look and smile, it turns out she is a man. ”

Well, I wasn't guessing, the barbarian shouted out, stared at Tiana and bowed his head.

“Don't worry, just practice, I'll use the knife back. ”

I thought half a noise, watched the other side's face not feel comfortable slowly pulling the sword, seemed to be trying to teach me a lesson, no matter what I said, I was helpless, I had to find an excuse.

“Actually, I just missed this swordsmanship. It's the third set of military swordsmanship in Iwo Jima City. I've learned it for a while. You've learned so well, you've taken off the regular routine, but it's not necessarily a good thing to imitate others too much and tie your own path. ”

“... how can you blow, old gamblers still know how to sword? I've never seen him take a sword. ”

“I did see him wield a wooden sword a few times, but that was for a stick. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. ”

As soon as this was said, the others looked at me with an incredible look, but Tiana was stunned, and she didn't expect to hear such words here. That's what her most respected person had said to her before.

“Imitation is a must for every sword technique, but everyone has their own path. Tiana, your swordsmanship talent is still on me, but you're not me, my path is not right for you, and I expect you to think more about it and get out of your path. ”

Tiana's face was full of surprise, but I just caressed her chin and kept smiling as a mystery... I remembered the beard on her face and seemed a little glamorous to the blind.

Of course, I know the third set of military swordsmanship she used. After all, the military training manuals of Mount Iwo were all prepared by us. Since the soldiers of Mount Iwo need to learn swordsmanship, it is impossible to put it in the most advanced swordsmanship of the two continents between me and Adam. The resemblance between a knight's heavy sword and a single-handed sword actually differs greatly. This third set of military swordsmanship is the knight's heavy armor swordsmanship that I wrote myself.

Since it is universal swordsmanship, naturally it will not add too many high-difficulty skills. Since it is military swordsmanship, naturally it will not be merciful, harsh, precise, heavy, one sword for one life, easy for serious injuries. Although it is Wangdao swordsmanship, it is used like a mad buffalo, also known as the Buffalo Sword method.

And saying that Tiana imitates others is not blank words, it is originally the third set of swordsmanship hard eating, it is also not popular in the city management force, after all, the dark elf does not see the long with strength, but there is a silly girl, but he practiced the sword technique, and finally even called it blue out of blue, hard is to complete the new figure of this set of buffalo swordsmanship, added shoulder collision, elbow punching, kicking and other small actions in sword technology, from the fierce punching of the buffalo sword method, to the use of the brutal bull sword method of full-body combat.

But this set of swords is only suitable for herself with very high natural attributes, and if others learn this revised version of the Brute Bull Sword, the power decreases. But on the other hand, the less lethal physical moves are perfect for street fights and picking up drunkards, and for her unprecedented fighting style if she goes to war.

“Now it seems that this Tiana, even with her makeup and hair, is imitating that silly chick, even that silly chick has a loyal admirer. It's very complicated. ”

Well, speaking of which, probably everyone knows that that stupid chick is Diana, and it's a little complicated to think that one of her dumb men has become a legendary hero.

I touched my chin and somehow fell into contemplation, and the dead cat jumped over my shoulder.

“Feeling out of date? ”

“No, since the armor should be the same if it's so imitated, I'm imagining what that silly chick would look like if she wore it. I think it will be very eye-catching, but I always feel like something is missing... I suddenly had a new inspiration, or I'd find a place to mail Adam the new blueprints. ”

“..... I suddenly think she's really right to ask you to settle the bill, and also, could you converge a little? ”

Dead cats complain without ends, but I can only laugh helplessly.

“I don't want to, who knows that when all seven original sins return, this will happen. Soul integrity is probably a good thing, but...”

Needless to say, everyone's heart counts. After the construction of the Underworld, for some reason, when the Seven Purgatory was rebuilt, the sentiments of the Seven Original Sins returned to my soul.

And like someone who had abstinence for too long, it was released all of a sudden, and most of the time it would be impossible to clean up, the integrity of my soul, but it made me a little uncomfortable.

The lack of original sinful feelings has been with me for a long time, this moment has come back, it is true that some people are unbearable, a life without desire makes people walk like a walking corpse, but when there are too many ideas, some people are difficult to clean up, this sudden strange thought, probably just a little trouble.

Of course, I have confidence in control, and complete emotions and souls make me go even further, but I'm afraid it will take a little time to completely deal with the irritable emotions, and what I just said, obviously, is a mistake.

In the past, if I didn't want to be exposed, I'd be ashamed of myself and her nonsense, so that this fight would eventually become a farce, pure reason doesn't need much emotional interference.

And now, pointing out the shortcomings of quasi-swordsmanship naturally attracts the attention of the other party, it seems that I still have some boring self-esteem.

“Choke!”

Sure enough, Tiana pulled her sword out of her sheath, but this time, her face was serious enough to just look at her practice in a few dozen minutes, pointing out that her swordsmanship was superior and inferior, most of it much stronger than herself.

“Please teach. Sword… Your Grace. ”

This time, after taking a deep breath, Tiana, with swords in her hands, looked at her opponent, with the attitude of asking the master to teach.

Relax your hands and put your sword across your shoulder to the right. This is the start of the three-kill technique of the Barbarian Bull Sword. It seems that she will do her best from the beginning.

At this point, the arrows have had to be fired on the strings, and even the others have watched.

I shook my head and got up. I can't seem to hide.

“Have fun, don't be too serious, I'm weak now... Ouch! Ouch! What are you doing, Katrina? ”

I just picked up a wooden stick and tried to practice with the little guy, but my ears hurt.

“Sorry, Guest, please don't compare to this bastard, this guy likes to brag about bullshit and is always bluffing. In fact, there is no two-handed kung fu, which has been taught by many adventurers. ”

Long water blue hair with pink rope lining, under the fine eyebrows like willow leaves always spiritually trembling phoenix, simple bar waitress with the golden embroidered wire of noble maid costume, red apple face with a few flawless acne, when talking with hand dance movement, the whole person feels vibrant, but at this time, this idiot number two is twisting my ear!

“Ouch, dead girl! What are you doing!”

“I'm saving you! Idiot, don't apologize to this adventurer. Did you forget how you threw that dwarf artist out last month? ”

“Ha, that time I could really fix that motorcycle iron horse, I knew those bastards were such punks, and when I opened the lid, I played with myself. ”

“And the magician who found the wand from the ruins, you said you could identify it, what was the result? Nonsense. ”

“I'm not lying, it's a pink spell: summon the touch surgery, the magician is embarrassed to admit the truth, Katrina, do you believe me or the magician? ”

“Of course, Master Mage! I've had enough of you, what legendary ice magician, the strongest sword in the mainland, how many times you made me laugh, I believe you are stupid! ”

But such rhetoric did not impress the angry bar owner's daughter, who shoved my head down and bowed to Tiana herself to apologize.

“Sorry, Adventurer, this bastard is a good man, though he's full of bullshit, a lazy, drunk, gambler. To apologize, your stay is free of charge for these days. ”

But turning his head, he looked like a demon.

“Less money is credited to your debt! You drunkard, wash your dishes. Don't be lazy! ”

Then he bowed again and turned around with my collar and dragged me away.

“Hey, hey, I'm really good at fighting. I'm Kensei. You can't do this to an epic hero. I'm a big shot, big shot! ”

But unfortunately, no one believed the truth. It seemed to worry that such nonsense would piss off the adventurer, and Katrina, the natural power, would run faster.

“Ha ha, it's definitely this classic bridge section, it's boring to see. Katrina, come on, let him wash the boss's stinking socks. ”

“Carlo, you're an epic hero, I'm a demigod demon! ”

My feet, dragged by weird forces, grind out of the trenches on the ground, but the empty ground has become a laugh.

“... am I really mistaken? ”

I shook my head helplessly, Tiana took the sword, but I always felt something was wrong.

“Martin, I'm such a legendary hero, Stan boy. How dare you laugh at me, okay? When I get my strength back, I'll really make you a witch! ”

“Ha ha, I'm waiting for you. I'm scared, Monsignor Santa Carlo! Oh, no, Your Highness! ”

Then there was another laugh all over the training ground, and it seemed like there was a happy air everywhere.

And dragged me, but I could only shake my head helplessly. Why is it that every time I tell the truth, no one else believes me? When I am half true and half false and ignorant, everyone falls for me.

But I felt the growing brutality behind it, and I hesitated. In a sense, I spent more than six months in this tavern, and this hybrid girl was a major factor.

“This brute force is another 20 percent higher than last month. By the standards of the system, the power value has already exceeded thirty, which is terrible. It's not a way to go on, maybe, playing cards with old Barton. ”