The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“What is the situation in the camps? ”

“There was no one left. From the scene's marks, it was probably just when the dragon witch demon came out that he retreated directly. Even the traces of the camp had not been cleaned up. He was probably frightened by this level of magic. So they don't have the strength to do it. ”

“ ……. Abandoned? ”

I nodded thoughtfully when I remembered the two cults locked in the basement and depressed.

Suddenly, the window snapped and opened, and a snowy eagle fell from the window and landed directly on Heroise's back, disappearing without a trace.

It appears that Heroise is becoming more and more proficient in spying and changing the shape of the beast.

While waiting for a response from the town security team is fine, the ability to gather intelligence varies from novice to veteran, with good jungle rangers tracking the occupation, characteristics, body data of their prey from the weight of a broken branch, and sophisticated trojans and Druids allowing tree plants to serve as their own ears and eyes. The archmage, who can go back to the time scene, can look directly at the past, but the freshly-mouthed rookies can be lost following the footprints, and the rookie detectives can't help but mess up the scene and break the clues.

So, when I guessed that most of them still had company, I asked Heroise to send a reconnaissance split.

“Forty-six to fifty people, with nearly two hundred sacrifices, should be mainly human, numbers and intelligence on those two guys. But a few of them made me feel threatened, possibly by high-ranking immortals, either intentionally concealed by these guys or they didn't know. ”

“Is it possible to catch up? ”

“Impossible, the other side's experience is very old-fashioned, they've gone deep into the mountains, and it looks like they should still have a professional Ranger career. It could be a Dark Ranger or something, I dare not follow too close, and if I go on, my split will lose control. ”

Heroise's diversion also has limitations of scope, coupled with his negligible fighting power, and may even be killed by beasts and raptors on the way, which is certainly no better than a professional probe.

But there are other wonderful uses...

“Here, help me hurry up and send it. We need hard work. ”

I gave the letter to Heroise, and she handed it to me, and this time it was on her hand, and it was a white pigeon.

Due to the natural limitations of separation, it is not necessary to even think about flying across the border, but along official routes it is possible to send it to the post office in the largest town nearby.

Of course, the normal mailing wagon will not be considered. When the letter reaches Bayer, it may be spring next year. The company that mails the letter is the Fairy Air Express Service Company, or Fairy Express.

Well, there's no mistake, it's the air courier, and it's the fairies' latest service program, and it's very hot.

Intelligence and information are more valuable than gold in warfare, as mentioned earlier, when fairies send newspapers and important letters with hired empty knights in order to deliver information, and when it comes to serving other races, there are fairy couriers, an expensive but efficient messenger service.

Of course, there are no stops in small towns like settlement towns, subject to resource constraints, but there are certainly capitals and commercial towns in various countries.

“… we don't have much time and should be here soon. ”

“You left the magic signature of 'Roland the Unextinguished' under the down payment, and given your reputation, I think the fairies will treat him as an important military affair, delivered with an empty ride, and should return soon. But you didn't reveal your identity to save money on delivery? ”

“I… cough, let's discuss how to split the gambling money that has just been hacked. ”

It seems that the dead cat has seen through everything, and I can't say anything right, but these little fairies are really dark, even if they use all the money that has been hacked today... I don't have much left to drink.

“... bought me? Yes, the purple rose set, the latest evening gown in this season's fashion capital. ”

“I just can't afford to sell it all over...”

I couldn't help but turn a white eye. Those so-called fashion costumes are expensive to death. If I bought those, I'd rather pay the postage nicely, but I looked at Heroise, who couldn't compare with the fashion magazine, and suddenly I laughed and reached out my hand, which was taller than she was in my waist.

“Pfft, even if I bought it for you, you can't wear your toddler body. Otherwise, I'll get you a kiddie outfit. ”

Rumor has it that the dead cat's face suddenly changed and the appearance of teeth bite is a little scary.

“You didn't do it yet. It's my bad luck to have your magic pet home. If you're strong, I won't be tied up under the age of 10 again. Kids costumes are kids costumes. Golden childhood 06 pink wings! It's the classic from Black Forest Fashion Monthly, the princess dress with the pink lace trim! ”

“The one with the diamonds? You're ordering mail again? We're out of money! Goddamn leprechauns, it turns out the businessmen are black. Are these cheap weekly magazines returning from advertising? Tens of thousands of gold coins can be sold with a little boot and a few buttons, which is a hundred times more profitable than a robbery. ”

In fact, the mail-order service started only with the little fairies, and the complaints I just made have been spoken of by countless male compatriots.

Those beautiful poster beauties and fashion dresses in the weekly magazine are a selection of feminine masterpieces from all over the world, obsessing women from all over the world while squeezing the bags of fellow men.

Of course, the requirements of a dead cat are doomed to be unmet, for no reason to mention that I can't afford it at all, but at this point I see Heroise's manipulation threshold again, and women's insanity for so-called fashion.

“Heroise, could you please be a little cocky and leave ‘Heroise the Demon Professor' next to my signature. Forget it, add ten new fashion gowns to the letter or hijack an empty knight by courier? You really robbed me? Terrorists hijacking passenger planes? Can you give me a little face? How many clothes does a man on the list threaten to rob? I've lost my face. ”

But obviously, the dead cat didn't move, it just smoked a little bit in the corner of his mouth, glanced at me with disdain, and said the banned words that hurt the man's self-esteem the most.

“Huh, you're not poor. ”

“I... Wait, no, I'm not your man! I'm not obliged to buy you clothes! The cat only needs to be fed. ”

“Shh, poor bastard, is it enough to eat? A barbarian who doesn't understand fashion. ”

“ ……. You said the least you could say. ”

And while we were making a scene, the bald guy over there was brushed three ways, only to know that his eyes were looking at the ceiling.

“Son, do you understand? ”

Old Barton nodded painfully, and then, in the delicate smile of Win Lyle, he was buried in the soft breast again, and this time, even if Old Dragon paid attention to the force, Old Barton's struggle became stronger and his expression more contradictory.

After all, more devastating than a beautiful grandmother more than 300 years ago, is that he is actually your grandfather...

On the other side, the team that's about to set off in pursuit of the Millionaire has been assembled and is about to leave.