The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The Rock Heavy Infantry Regiment is the undefeated shield of the Principality of Sasha and the Ace Heavy Infantry Regiment with the title "Royal”.

Heavy infantry soldiers in heavy gold armor are all giants over two meters tall. Many of them are also of barbarian and animal descent. They are trained and skilled in the combination of heavy axes, spears, and tower shields. They are especially good at forming army formations to win weakly.

In the course of the military reforms of previous years, their alchemists organically linked these types of weapons, the heavy military uniform known as the Thunder Axe Shield, which is known as the Battlefield Murder Weapon.

Well, it's also a product of magic mechanics, and when a new era of change comes, no one will see themselves lagging behind, even in a dazzling dynasty, without spending a lot of silver to build a modern fleet.

Faced with the changes of the times, the Sasha royal family opened its own treasury with teeth, and the Royal Rock Heavy Infantry Regiment was the first beneficiary.

If given a rating, this Sasha shield would probably achieve an average three-order silver rating, although after the dawn age, it would still be a good rating, even if all abilities had increased.

Such a group of strong men blocked mountain roads, stood guard posts, I'm afraid the thieves could not pass, forcibly breaking through is tantamount to declaring war with the Principality, just wait on the wanted list, no wonder those adventurers have headaches.

But for me, breaking through the so-called blockade is actually not difficult.

They are large and strong enough to seal off the ground, as I have done from the sky.

For an average small country, an empty knight is expensive and impractical, an empty knight consumes enough to feed a regiment, and the cubs and eggs of all sorts of flying warcraft are often popular on the black market for nothing, but after dawn the empty knights have become approachable.

Without mentioning the incredible amount of aerial warcraft, the creation of magic mechanics can also build floating fighters and warships, not at a low price, of course, but at least with access to them.

And once someone else has formed an empty cavalry, I'm afraid even if you can't help it, you have to buy it, which in a sense is an arms race in the other world.

Certainly, some traitors will not let go of such a good opportunity, and because some unreliable guys joined the arms banquet, a shipment of commodities that could not be properly evaluated also went to the market.

“The cheapest soldier flying equipment, no extra gear location, fitted clothes as comfortable, small size, low weight, low energy consumption, what are you hesitating to do, grab Pigeon 2. ”

Don't be fooled by the advertisement. He's not lying. It's as comfortable as a fitted suit. He's a fitted suit —— iron jet underwear.

The principle is probably a little similar to the power backpack. It is also convenient to carry directly with you, it consumes very little energy, it is perfect... No, I'm not!

Jet temperatures make your lower body as comfortable as a volcano, and even if you put up with this, Pigeon Four does solve the problem of high temperatures. Don't look too beautiful with colored flames and smoke on your butt. Even if someone was cheated by the ad to buy a batch, the front-line warriors refused after trying.

Of course, these things are also strange, there are no promotional trial items at all, but for the arms trade, throwing out all kinds of prototypes and trial items to sell money can both recover research funds and test commodities in action, so you don't have to make too much money.

Well, say so much, probably know what's about to happen.

Five years before dawn, two years ago, when it became known that neighbouring countries had purchased a large number of power backpacks, the Principality of Sasha had also sent an arms procurement commissioner, but unfortunately it was clear that the procurement commissioner had not heard the classic “flying underwear” joke, but had purchased it simply on the basis of advertisements and instructions.

Luckily, by then, flying underwear had proved to be a foolish over-the-counter decision, and those commodities had been taken off the shelf directly, and unluckily, the procurement commissioners of the Principality of Sasha, who had also been deceived by the advertising slogans, abandoned the increasingly mature power backpack system and directly bought a replacement for flying underwear - flying skateboarding shoes.

Well, stepping on a boot with fire does look cool, but if that boot is controllable, it turns out that flying skate shoes are a stupider idea than flying underwear, underwear at least touchable by hand, controllable, boots... Without mentioning how to hold your head down in the air to touch your shoes and change your jet angle at will, you really bend over and shift your weight so you can enjoy the hell of a hot wheel roll in the air.

Outsiders look ridiculous, but for warriors, it doesn't make people laugh at all, especially when several young people fall directly on the ground.

However, it cannot be said that the designer is too stupid. After all, in a certain reality, such strange weapons as flying tanks, self-destructing hounds, balloon bombs, airship bombers, etc. are the same instruments that kill one's own people. In many cases, the design idea is correct, but as long as there is a slight flaw in real technology and operation, the sophisticated design becomes foolish.

Especially in the world without aerodynamics, hydrodynamics and other theories accumulated, the design of flying props is a bit like crashing luck. After a series of pieces, the result is still the most practical jet backpack I paint blueprints. After all, this is also a mature piece that a world has tested in time.

Mature arms dealers tend to buy and sell classic weapons that have been tested in action, rather than new weapons that look cool and inexpensive. Obviously, buying this stuff is stupid, but the market is one that is constantly being used and ripened for others. In the early years of turmoil in the international arms market, tuition fees are always required.

But it is said that this was purchased by a member of the royal family. How could the weapons and equipment purchased not far away be rusted in the warehouse? That proves the foolishness of the royal family. As a result, all of this stuff is hardly assigned to a first-line unit.

Don't tell me, someone really did use it. Someone can always figure out a way to do it, which is that the posture is stupid.

Since you can't control the switch under your feet? I'll just take a long rod thin wire and control it remotely.

Well, they did fly up, and after long training, they were able to control their direction, but they flew up in the sky, and they had two long poles in their hand to adjust their direction, and all their limbs were tied up, and besides doing reconnaissance, they didn't even think about fighting.

Incidentally, although flying is silly enough, this way of operation actually spreads, and many people who buy flying boots as well (bad luck) use this way to manipulate boots, which is also a waste use.

And as far as I know, Sasha can go up to heaven, except for the delivery company of the goblins, and that's it, I'm not going to summon the bone dragon, let the stone ghost fly, and they can't stop me.

“Is that why those dying guys went looking for dragon bodies? They need big bone dragons flying across the mountains? ”

Flying mounts of all kinds are limiting. The energy required to fly is ten times and a hundred times the energy required to walk on the ground. This is determined by the rules of gravity of the world. Flying birds require a lot of heat. Flying magic machinery needs additional energy supplementation. Even dead creatures cannot fly indefinitely.

Ordinary stone statues are not quite high, flying too long will not only damage the opportunity, but also need to supplement the magic to the core of the soul, that is, limit its furthest flight distance, ordinary flying warcraft also need to supplement meat food, only a legendary spirit such as bone dragon can be unimpeded one-time breakthrough mountain restrictions.

Bone dragons are not good. Each bone dragon represents a giant dragon that has fallen. How can a bone dragon be made without a dragon corpse? It is not easy to walk in the land of mankind with a bone dragon.

Many trivial pieces of intelligence seem to be connected, and my purpose is on paper, barely acceptable to anyone entering the mountains, but not to the death, which, once they enter the ruins and successfully open the gates, amounts to opening a new war.

And when the Principality of Sasha forcibly prevented adventurers from entering the mountains, a number of adventurers were also in private, and when I came here as a legendary magician of the dead, I received an invitation to a private gathering to talk about breaking the blockade, and it appeared that many people had moved foolishly.

And when I was about to go to the meeting, an unexpected message surprised me.

“Is Timirette here? ”

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The little guy came arrogant, and a very small assault ship with a flame crossed the sky like a meteor and landed directly near our camp.

And soon, he found me in front of him with all that mess.

And looking at that familiar and unfamiliar face, my mood was a little complicated.

At the time of the separation, little Timirette was more than nine years old. Seven years later, around sixteen or seven years old, it was normal. The nose and snot children of that time are now young people, but...

“Whatever is taller than me, after all, what does it mean to wear underwear all over your muscles?! You're in the buffalo pie too? Or that cult has spread all over the country! ”

My roar was full of fear and anxiety. In my memory, Sister Gang Zheng Tai became a muscle brother at a glance. Such a change reminded me of some assholes, making people more and more anxious. Did Snowshoe and Storm Eagle really succeed in promoting their concept of life, and the whole of the North and the high level of the Alliance became such a strange creature.

“This?”

The thick, sandy voice was apparently changing, with some deliberately retained mustaches under his nose, and he mentioned the tool belt attached to his white underwear, touching the sturdy stick meat, but smiling thickly.

“Brother Roland, don't think about it, I'm normal, but I've been playing with machines all these years, and with these heavy things every day, my muscles naturally get better. As for clothes..... the temperature of the machine gets higher, it's always hard to work in hot places and get sweaty, so it's more comfortable to work. I arrived when I received your letter, and I couldn't even change my clothes..."

I immediately relieved myself, and the next moment I was nervous again.

“ ……. Look, now that I'm covered in muscle, the right way of exercising and scientific and rational fitness equipment, I've created the perfect muscle ratio for this golden ratio. I was a runner-up at last year's fitness competition, and with engineering skills, I'm very popular with girls! ”

Pump up your chest muscles, light up your biceps, a standard fitness action, what is the fitness competition? Looks like the bastards Omar left behind are still plaguing the Alliance's teenagers.

“When I get back, I'll drop those bastards in the fryer... ”

I shook my head, and I left some of that behind my head, and I don't know, Timirette's big transformation, which is a good thing.

“Little guy, get dressed and get ready to go out, I'm afraid nobody can connect you to a genius engineer right now. Let's go and have a meeting with the heads of the adventurers. ”