The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Pick up a rock and smash your own foot? I'm used to it.

A bunch of condoms and you're shading yourself? I'm numb.

I thought my luck had improved since I was reincarnated, and it seemed like I was just thinking too much.

“Is this destiny? System, am I really the legendary lucky e...”

[Cause and effect calculation is complicated. The more involved, the harder it is to calculate. If you calculate by the “fate” and “cause and effect” you are definitely not the so-called lucky E, you are the lucky Z!

“Oh, no one in this world is worse off than me? ”

[It's not bad luck, it's the ability to cause wrong. Considering the causal connections involved after the establishment of the Underworld, you've probably become a BUG variable running in the world, and no one is more truthful than you.

“... so you ignored me before, and those little, silent tasks, it really wasn't you who pitched me. ”

…….

“Okay, I get it. You're just trying to find a reason to watch my jokes! ”

It seems that somehow I actually have the passive ability to “lead the character's life” (where the scourge has reached there), but unfortunately I do not have the treatment of the main character, neither can I get casual beauty posters, nor can I just walk into a door to open a treasure chest filled with divine weapons, waiting for me, it seems that only fishing for killer whales, vacation to relax and walk to the battlefield of strange luck.

Funny? Probably for outsiders, at least the dead cat is rolling with laughter (pulling out a notebook)... And the scene in front of me is a little bit of a laugh.

Outside is the oppression of powerful enemies, but inside the town is divided into several factions, who clearly have nothing to do with themselves, and are also treated as eye-catchers.

“I've had enough! ”

I lay down on the table and looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

“Enough? Great. Let's lift the table. I was just about to find a few battlefields to experiment with my weapon. ”

“Me X, where is this Terminator? ”

Looking back, I was shocked.

Blu-ray combat force detectors on the eyes, a combined cannon tube more than two metres long behind it, a small magic cannon on the shoulder, scattered four or five strange instruments on muscularly developed arms, data of all kinds spinning at high speeds in the display screen on it, ammunition belts filled at the waist, even two small machine guns on the underside of the foot.

Anyway, I can barely understand what the atomic marker on that portable magic cannon means. What the hell is going on in this world? Is the legendary mushroom egg finally born? Are you really going to save the world? You totally twisted the tech tree!

“ ……. What has happened all these years? How to turn a lover's wife into a Terminator! ”

My words exasperated Timirette.

“... please don't mention anything about Sister Love again. I didn't know anything about it when I was younger. Please don't treat this as a lifetime handle! My ‘Sister in Love' name has been changed to the loudest title, and all the assholes in the League of Gentlemen have been used for contemporary names, all because of you! ”

“ ……. Is your sister married? ”

“How is it possible, who dares touch my sister, oh, I let him do rocket space travel... don't get me wrong! I'm not really Sister Control! Me, I have a girlfriend! She looks a lot like my sister, but I didn't mean to find her! Though I love her face the most, I'm not pursuing her for that reason! ”

Timirette, who was just smiling, suddenly reacted, and found that our eyes had focused on him, but the more we said it, the more we wanted to fill it up.

“..." I was helpless and the boy was too honest.

“…” The dead cat covered his face with claws, and the child was already honest and faceless.

[…] The system puts an exclamation mark on the mixed number of words… In fact, the punctuation sign is not counted as a word, she can't fool anything.

And while we were idle and bored, the hostile crowds around us seemed to have come up, and Timirette's sudden emergence of heavy armaments was even more alarming.

But on the other hand, it doesn't matter to us. Let these people be wary. After all, tolerance is the patent of the strong... What, pretend to be a pervert? That's possible, but usually it won't last long.

“Perhaps this proves that we are on the same side. ”

Probe into your right hand, pure holy light, which converges into a ball, and the next moment becomes a glittering silver cross.

“From the new introduction, the legendary Saint Carlo, this mission is to hunt down the assholes of the Halloween. These Dead Spirit magic are prop effects from Duang. I received intelligence that these assholes intend to open the door to the death scene, so disguised as the Dead Spirit Mage joined in, and the result was not mixed in, and the Dead Spirit arrived. My mission was a complete failure. ”

The fame of pure holy light is surprising, the fame of the Holy Knight's gold medal is trustworthy, my words give others a little relief, and I have killers to trust, I am always ready to walk out.

“Look, here's my ID, and my military decoration. ”

“Harmful Book Hobbyist Club Membership Card? Grand Stomach King Achievement Medal? ”

“Sorry, wrong number. I remember putting it around here. ”

The space bags seemed to need to be cleaned up, and the messy documents had accumulated into mountains, thrown out suddenly, scattered and accumulated into hills.

“Dragon 8 Certificate? Haven't seen it since the year of graduation, simple dragon language is easy to learn, there is no need to take the eighth special examination, if according to the occasion of meeting the dragon and dealing with the dragon... these days, the dragon will say that the human language is already a general configuration, that year for this little book almost tortured me to death, and the result is basically useless after graduation. ”

The black certificates engraved with the faucet crest look amazing, but now I recall that it should be just a conspiracy of the Dragon Language training courses in the Cloud Tower, attracting people to spend money in what looks like a very large name. As a result, they all learned some useless secret words and ancient grammar that was eliminated by time, and as a result, graduation could be used directly to press the space bag.

“ ……. Which one? ”

It seemed like I was scared by my garbage mountain, people took two steps backwards, but this is the time of life, there is no kung fu and I bullshit.

“Nutrition Certificate, Death Mage Certificate, Second Priest Certificate, Deed Warrior Certificate, Oak Guard Battle Honor Certificate, Lawyer Certificate, Home Guard Certificate, 300 Year Old Mage Certificate (10 X Cumulative Ultimate Virgin Certificate), Chef's Certificate in Bone Cuisine…. I should have cleaned it up sooner. Anyway, did I just find something that wasn't supposed to be in this world? ”

Cough, don't get me wrong, it's not BUG, just systematically grabbing my legacy, and finally I found my thin blank paper Knight Certificate (saving money) and the Ironhide Knight Medal (saving money).

“Enough, I believe, except that the Holy Knight doesn't have a profession that would use this certificate and medal, which is actually proven by your holy light. Well, it's best to frame the certificate with something. It's all going to suck. Give a little attention to your ID. ”

This is the result of the millennium old symbol, but thanks to my holding down the next issue period, the issue date over 300 years ago, I'm afraid, raises doubts about the boy's fake sincerity.

But this noise also eased the tension a lot, it was just that the bloody Countess stared at me dead, hostility or something was gone, surprise and surprise but she couldn't hide it, there was actually some fear and vision that could make her emotions so complicated, looks like, maybe she guessed who I was too.

After all, although many people have tried to combine the magic of holy light and death only after an event, there are not many truly successful, I'm afraid, as long as we see that the magic of the dead is real and speculative, but there may be other reasons for making a decision so quickly.

Don't question my eyes. After the Underworld incident, my racial gift, the gaze of the Underworld God, evolved again. Now my eyes can see directly through the soul, and some emotional fluctuations can't hide from me. The lies are meaningless to me, and this is the very essence of what I can see through Katrina at a glance.

In a sense, I am the greatest gainer after the Underworld, and my greatest gain is the soul that has been made up, and the strength of the soul once again promotes the evolution of the physical body, of which the evolution of the various ethnic gifts is only the least visible.

“Even if you can see through the spiritual fluctuations and emotions, a good pair of eyes gives a coward, if you can look in the mirror and ask yourself whether you intend to choose that girl. Escape is not the way! How much you owe someone. ”

“ ……. This emotional color, red in purple, there are a few expectations of a slight discomfort, is the legendary arrogance? Do you expect me to see it or not? Looks like you expect me to choose not to help you when you ran away! ”

This is too straightforward. I regret it when I say it, and then it's embarrassing. Neither of us knows what to say.

“Cough, Roland, seriously, we're at war. ”

Good thing Timirette remembers we're at war right now, reminding us that it's important.

Since I have no problems with my identity, other people have already been busy with their own affairs. The messenger, the one who sent the scouts, the two or three of my small soldiers, just next to me, watched the noise.

It's not that I don't want to start. After the underworld incident, after I got some recognition, I also put on a lot of blacklist of forces and organizations. If the enemy finds me here, I'm afraid the task of exterminating the city can be set aside. The first strategic task is to kill me. It's just too stupid to voluntarily escalate the battlefield.

I also wanted to say two more words, and suddenly, a strong tide of elements took away all the attention.

“A strange Undead King? No, it's zero. It's a lot stronger than ever! ”

In my eyes, in the mountains, there was a black pillar of my soul that covered the sky, and it was stretching over the sky, and the pressure that emanated was hidden from Esso.

Undoubtedly, the Great Soul has arrived and we are having a lot of fun.

And while I saw it, the others were still busy with their own, obviously they didn't have the acute sensory skills.

“Cough, a good news and a bad news, you guys pick that? ”

Everyone's attention went to me, so I smiled happily. When I was in trouble because I was in a bad mood, I had to share it with someone.

“The good news is we don't have to worry about finding the leader of the Legion of the Undead, I've found her and the beheading plan is perfectly workable! ”

Dealing with Legion of the Dead is always foolish, beheading is the only option in most cases, and it is obviously good news to be able to find Dead Lord and Monarch to deal with.

I was happier when I saw more joy in everyone's eyes.

“The bad news is that the other side is a dead emperor. Yes, you heard right, dead emperor, peak, epic, invincible! She came with half a legion of dead men. We don't have to worry about some of us escaping, because we can't escape, it's the same everywhere! Hey, don't cry in the face, have fun, we've found her, at least not unprepared for an attack by the Great Soul! ”

“Will you stop messing around? You're so unhappy not to see anyone!? ”